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>>62178249
Bro, you're gonna get a UTI. Only sterile things should be inserted in the urethra, preferably only when medically necessary.

Feel free to shove non-sterile things up your butt though, the colon doesn't need to stay sterile.

>>62178249
>/g/ - Urethra stimulation and technology

>not taking a monster piss after wacking it
>not pressing against it from the ass to the tip to get the rest out
cmon man

>>62178554
>not pressing against it from the ass to the tip to get the rest out
That sounds uncomfortable considering how far my balls hang.

>>62178615
You press underneath the shaft like a toothpaste tube
You shouldnt be squeezing your balls, just use a finger

>>62178645
Instructions unclear. Finger stuck in butt. Send help.

Okay, so I just fapped and tried it again. It didn't get any of the cum out. In fact, it seemed to push it further back. Felt like a tiny bubble was stuck in me. So I went to pee. At first, all I heard was a gooey popping sound. And then piss, which was like a mixture of urine and sperm. Didn't hurt or anything. Just felt like pissing out a chunk.

>>62178968
you're well on your way towards a darwin award

I'm gonna laugh when you pop a nut doing this

>>62179132
Bliss beyond measure.

Everyone who believes OP is retarded and deserves whatever medical complications arise from trying this.

There is no buildup of old sperm in your dick because it all gets flushed out when you piss. Plus your body will absorb any sperm that does not get flushed out.