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>>18087644
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anyways, this is getting weird, and for some reason i have the feeling that she's tryinf=g to be like her grandmother and she wants me to be her first victim. I know it's far- fetched, it's just a weird instinct.
what should i do?

TL;DR- my best friends girlfriend's grandmother was a killer, and i think she wants to kill me

Just tell your best friend his girlfriend is stalking you and provide picture evidence.

How old are you? What does her parents say about her obsession with killer-grandma?

I'd be more nervous if I were your friend

get a bf.

if you are gay it should be easy to hook up with someone.

i always figured guys turned gay because they are SOOO horny they had to be with someone as horny as them so they could fuck at any moment. Maybe I just watch too much porn?

>>18087499
I'm pretty sure that would actually drive me more crazy.

>>18087489
/d/

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post this on /a/ if you want to make friends
try /m/ if you want to talk to 40 year old men about power rangers

>>18087489
You should post a thread on /a/ stating your favorites and then asking them for recommendations.

>>18087458
She was in love with me and all puppy dog for me. I started talking shit about her bf, who is 7 years older and doesn't have a job and she pays the bills with 4 other roommates. Overtime she told me and got mad at me and one day she told me not to talk to her again, i think its because she thought i was playing her and saying shit about her (she thought i said she was hot and other douchey things but i cleared it in the following) and talking to other girls PLUS making her feel guilty about her bf.

1 entire month passed. We both keep staring at each other when we walk pass each other fyi.

I tried talking to her and said hi when we were walking. She said hi back, think its an invite to talk to her. See her talking to a friend, make friend laugh and try talking to her and she tells me "i told you not to talk to me'

When i walked away she told everyone i liked her, i confront her about it and we had an argument. First i tried apologizing at first but she snapped at me and we cleared a lot of air between us, it was a pretty organic argument. I ended up saying "i didn't say i liked you" like a fucking idiot and i told her i was embarrassed she was telling people i liked her, and even admitted i told the supervisor the entire story (supervisor is my close friend and she likes me as well but i haven't told anyone). I'm a fucking idiot for not just letting her get that shit out and i should've just listened but i didn't because i was mad at her. She thought i was being manipulated by trying to say hi to her friend and talking to her. I even told her "Its bullshit your telling people i like you when i know you're attracted to me" and she couldn't really say anything and she changed the subject. She seemed mad at me for criticizing her for being with her bf not so much out of love for her bf himself.

walked all the way across the table, got close to me and told me not to talk to her again or else she was going to report me for harassment.

>>18087458
you sound like a complete faggot

I have a dream

to fuck a midget before I die

>>18087346
>What should I do about this?
play it chill. Nobody is gonna make a big shit out of it unless you do. Tell you parent you were fucking around with your friend over how it was drawn. But seriously nobody gonna give 2 fucks unless you start carving it into desks and even then they probably only care about the property damage.

>>18087359
I'll do that with my parents, but what about the principal?

tell them you're not a white supremacist and you were just drawing symbols
that's all they're worried about

you can't ingest nicotine and not get addicted to it
buy a stress ball if you want something to distract you, it's much cheaper and doesn't make you look like a douche

>>18087278
this isn't one of the things that are "habit-forming," this is a physical dependence like caffeine and opiates.

>>18087278
Real men don't vape. They snuff tobacco.

>>18087190
>Is my behavior actually unusual?
nope. despite what the media says most people only really trust family and maybe a close friend. and even then i wouldn't trust giving my parents money.
>There's people out there who is really reliable?
Yeah, but they usually group up with people like them.
>I'm overthinking about this?
Yeah. I mean if we were all magical trust fairies we would not have to make contracts for nearly everything we do. You think a receipt is giving to you for every purchase you make just for fun?

>>18087190
I generally try to trust people until they show me that they shouldn't be trusted. However, I can afford to deal with untrustworthy people on occasion. I'm myself very dependable, so it's easy for people to reciprocate my trust.

When I was younger I didn't have the resources to afford being fucked over. You should definitely be more guarded if you can't afford to get fucked over.

>>18087204
>Yeah. I mean if we were all magical trust fairies we would not have to make contracts for nearly everything we do. You think a receipt is giving to you for every purchase you make just for fun?
I'm pretty aware of this, but the problem is... i fail to trust any kind of person, i have people in my life who do more good to me than i deserve, but still, i always have to seed of doubt behind my neck, and its starting to bother me now that i might turn into a sociopath if don't do nothing about it.

it's nothing
sorry for spoiling it

>>18087178
Remember before you were born? Same thing.

>>18087197
i doubt it

>>18087083
she's being a huge bitch. you could be having this issue for any number of reasons up to and including just being nervous.

>>18087083
Well the next morning (yesterday) I apologize to her and tell her I didn't mean what I said and I still want keep trying to make it work and I never actually wanted to break up I was just confused as to why she was mad at me about the ED since its something I can't control. She's saying she needs time to consider and today she's not texting me at all. Should I wait around or take her back at all? Is this experience a red flag that she's narcissistic and this would a one-sided relationship for understanding each other? The whole reason i settled for a crazy chick in the first place is I thought she'd understand my problems better than a normal one. What should I do?

For once a man's dick is smarter than he is. You honestly need to get away from this worthless psycho bitch before something bad happens. Your body is trying to tell you something. Listen.

>>18087012
when it rains it pours.

>>18087014
Basically man. Girls are shit.

Bitches want what other bitches want. It forms an endless loop until we reach the first bitch. She wants paprika or some shit.

After some of this "foreplay", I wanted to take off her pants but she said she was on her period. I thought it was bullshit but it didn't matter, we continued doing more of the same, then getting tired, spooning and talking for a while then getting back to it. She'd close her eyes a bit then I'd stick a finger in her mouth and she'd start sucking it and licking it, then more fingers, she has such a pretty face and it was such a turn-on, she gave me a hand-job at one point. We slept like one hour and we did more of the same the rest of the time.The whole time she was telling me how strong I am and how she never expected me to be so dominant in bed, that she expected me to be shy and the opposite. We got out of bed at 4pm, that's 12 hours in bed, she had hickeys and red spots EVERYWHERE, my lips were bleeding. We exchanged numbers and I added her on facebook, agreed to meet again some time then I put her on a train. Let's call her B.

The next week I wanted to set up a date but she said she had her school's going-away party and that we'd meet the week after.

On Thursday I mentioned going to a party later that night and if she wants to join, she said she will stay home.

The week-end came and I went out with my friends, we were talking to two girls at one of the bars, I was glowing with confidence because of what happened with B and everyone noticed. I was "wing-manning" my friend and one of the girls took an interest in me, there was some flirting and some touching but I didn't want to do anything else so as not to ruin what I may have with B.

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After that, we finally set up a date on Wednesday night, at a sushi restaurant. She arrives on time and everything goes swimmingly, we finish eating and leave the restaurant. We smoke two cigarettes then I hold her hand and we walk to a pub in the old town. There we get a few pints and stay and talk for like 4 hours, I kiss her a few times, then I walk her home at 2 am, we can't go to her place because of the roommate and my place is very far away and I don't feel like getting an uber because it's expensive. As I'm walking her home, we're passing in front of this night club, I make a comment about the people outside and she mentions she went there last week, I ask which day and she says thursday night. I mention that she said she's staying home that night and jokingly ask if she lied to me, she blushes, I don't make a big deal out of it. Eh, we only just met. I walk her home then kiss her and go crash at my friend's place.

That night we talked a bit about drugs, I mentioned I might have some shrooms coming and that we could take them together.

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Come friday, I get the shrooms but she says she isn't sure we want to try. Saturday night I'm going to a party but she says she already planned something with her friend and that they're going to have a "quiet night", she doesn't seem like that type of girl honestly but she was a bit shy so I wouldn't put it past her completely. That night we go have dinner then pre-drinks, I hit it off with this girl I've never really talked to because she was taken before (by a guy who is now my friend), we talk for like one hour at pre-drinks and we really hit it off. She flirts with me several times, I realize I like her. We get to this bar after, we randomly meet my friend who is her ex and the situation is basically now uncomfortable for everyone, they recently broke up and both become uncomfortable. Later I'm talking to her alone and comes the moment where I felt I should kiss her. I think of B, my friend (her ex), and the fact she's leaving the region in one week, it's too complicated I don't kiss her and don't do anything. In fact, from that moment on, all our interactions are awkward, although it's better for everyone's sake, let's call her J. That night I was questioning myself on liking two girls and felt like an asshole, my friend sticks with me and she tells me it's normal, it's too early to tell if you really like either of them.

The next day I hang out with J and her friends at the beach, nothing special but pretty chill, I wanted to hang out a bit since she's leaving in one week. This was yesterday, she's throwing a going-away party next saturday.

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>>18086609
Yes, you are definitely abnormal, because it is normal to like alcohol and getting drunk. Are you wasting your life? Probably, but not because you don't like alcohol. More likely that you are wasting it because you are posting on a bavarian sausage somelier board, get insecure about your friends doing different shit and because you are a khv.

>>18086609
No. You're fine.

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It's not you, it's your friends.

>>18086431
You touched the stove and got burned. Now you want to touch it again, thinking it might not be as hot this time around.

>>18086444
It was an accident.. She didn't realize what she was doing.

She'd take it back if she could..

>>18086431
haha no. abuse her or get abused your choice

Sorry for shit english, typing on phone.

If you actually know how to read music, dump that thing and get a Classical/Spanish guitar

On electric guitars you'll be reading off tabs most of the time, aka not real music

>>18086447
Ok, thanks for the input. An acoustic guitar you mean? Would that be easier to learn?

a degenerate who got what he deserved lol

>>18086203
guy gets horse to fuck him in the ass while 2nd dude video records it
horse dick literally impales the dude
dude dies later from massive internal bleeding
video ends up on the internet
pretty sure 2nd dude who was recording it wound up getting into legal trouble

>>18086937
Are you for real?