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rest and relaxation

You dont have to think about anything anymore if youre not alive.

Try living, is what most people do, you probably have too much free time.

>>18085793
Move to LA
Get really good at taking it up the ass and sucking dick
It also helps to be short

>>18085793
it also helps if you bring a woman into it with you. Apparently since the field is filled with men, bringing in a woman with you when you audition helps. It's what I read anyway.

why would you want to?

>>18085767

What I do is I sort of assume the psychology of the person I'm having sex with. I think of the sort of things that would really turn them on and do that - however more importantly knowing how to use your dick is valuable. Whether to go hard, or soft, or to accentuate certain movements when you bend her, these things are almost intuitive and I can't help you too much there.

Watching porn might help, but I mean most of it is kind of garbage. What I tend to do is read erotic fiction instead.

> We don't currently have a lot of time and space to try new things. Usually we have to be somewhat quick and quiet.

This kills most opportunities for you to try new shit. I've been in your shoes back in high school so I totally get it. I sucked at sex until a decade later.

Just read up on positions and stuff and see what works. A lot of it depends on your body, your dick size, your girl's body, etc.

>>18085767
Make is feel good, "aonomooooomomom" is the sound you should be making at all times sexual intercourse is taking place. Think anchor man meets Austin Powers.

But seriously focus on your breathing and fuck like you actually give a fuck.

>>18085645

You already know the answer is yes so just do it

If you had to make a post about it the answer is yes.
Probably don't even go for one last fuck if you know you'll regret it later and you probably already know you're wasting your time so do it and the sooner the better.

option 1 is you cut contact, be miserable for a while and may or may not find a new chick

option 2 is you dont cut contact but still search for a woman and when she gets to know about it she will be
jelous, might flip and want you back
get mad, might flip and cut you herself

tldr:
find another chick

>>18085643
Do they know you're a virgin?
Also, you're probably gonna get fucked in the ass.

>>18085646
They don't know I'm a virgin but I just wanna get it out of the way. Also I'm bisexual so I figured the worst case is I get fucked in the ass and that's it.

>>18085643
>some dude I met on Craigslist

RIP, see you on the 5 o clock news.

>>18085617
Hi Anon, I know what you mean. I'm glad for you that you've got all this energy again. For me, when I read, I take breaks and journal down what I've just read in my own words and if I'm able to, I'll discuss it with my friends and family (or any other willing victims haha)

Try not to focus on how you used to study and do things before. You're you in the present right now. Have fun exploring how you do things now and don't put so much pressure on yourself to perform at unrealistic standards. Does that make sense?

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>>18087075
Makes a lot of sense. Ill try it out and see how it goes. Thanks for the advice.

>>18085617
I'm kind of in the same situation now. Meditation and exercise helps.
Also you should just try to put in the effort, be smart about it and try to learn.
While forcing yourself to learn doesnt really work I found that after i'd put in some effort I had actually calmed down a bit and started to learn efficiently. Then it's just a matter of not procrastinating
Don't get too disheartened as you need to recondition your brain

>>18085480
yes, it can stir your turds into iced tea if you catch my drift

>>18085480
anxiety Can make you feel all kinda shit
When My anxiety was real bad I lost feeling in My arm and threw up more then a top model

>>18085480
>bloated with stomach pain
You just have gas, probably from eating too quick due to anxiety. Try gas-x.

use antihistamines to become sleepy
wake up relatively on time and stay awake

>>18085319
take iron pills in morning
it will knock you out by night

BATTLETOADS

I hate it when people are so simple. They think "survival of the fittest" means who is the most fucking ripped, and they think a person's most important quality is their facial aesthetic?

>>18085323
I know its more then that but I still have a feeling that some guy who looks better will make the girl melt and ill lose her. Im only 22 so the girls around my age are like that, the guys are also but idc about them im not trying to do anything with them

>>18085340
Most people of our generation are fucking impossible. It takes the average one until about 35 to make sense of reality. I wouldn't want to marry the average 22 year old woman.

The police can escort you into your parents' house to retrieve the documents you need. They are not allowed to keep them from you.

>>18085284
Do you have parents that are willing to help you with this?

If not, you might want to contact your local social security office and ask for help.

>>18085349
seconding this, just call them and explain the situation

>>18085167
I took both at one point (not at the same time), but don't anymore. The main difference from what I remember is where the drugs activate. They're both pretty useful, but different people react differently to each. I was extremely productive on Adderall, but had extreme anxiety attacks on Vyvanse (the world's ending kind of anxiety). Ultimately they can be very good for improving productivity, but you have to be careful because they can become highly addictive.

>>18085167
adderall didnt help me learn it just helps me with mechanical stuff. for example you want to figure out how to work out a software. but it wont get you as far as to learning math.
the reason for that is that it rushes your blood pressure so it makes it harder to want to be patient and learn.

>>18085167
desu, if you need adderall in your life, then go for it. usually people who need it and arent playing with it have such screwed up lives where they cant even put their dirty clothes in a laundry bag. it's a stimulant, so she wont have withdrawals. i just dont like the stigma of how people use it for fun because its not, it actually depletes your fun and just makes you nervous.


vyanese im guessing is a lesser form of a salt so it should make her calm and focused. if she needs it go for it, but i dont think its a stimulant like how ritalin isnt. they have withdrawals.

>>18085119

nope! literally no one can ever change careers by 23, you'd just end up getting fucked by black men

>>18085119
Dude I was talking to a family friend in his fifties who has a nice house in a gated suburb on the coast of California and works as a higher up in Cisco's management a few months ago. He said that he was wanting to transfer to their marketing department, even at that age with that much success. He told me that "In your father and I's days people would change their career at most four times in their life. I've been told, though, that your generation will change their careers ten or twelve times which is simply astounding." The world is changing, your line of work is a testimony to that.

>>18085146

Yeah, I mean about time. I'm tempted to redo college; 3 years. I'll finish at 26. I don't know if it is worth it.

>>18084641
Yes

Get ready for a lawsuit and a good beating if you kill someone's dogs.

How about put some rat poison on your toast so you don't have to hear them.
Your are fucking scum if you seriously think about killing pets.
How about talk to your neighbours? How about call your local animal control?

Razorblades in some wet foot, worked wonders for me. You could also kill your neighbours, then the dog would be given away.

If you actually seriously injured him, then yes, you'll probably be facing assault charges. Deserving bully or otherwise, what you did was a criminal act.

>>18092338
next time finish the job and stab that bitch ass nigga, bury his ass and then burn his parents house at night so they all dead, then go back at night acid that shit so they are impossible to recognize and take the kids eye and leave it there with a note as you run away at night

since you are 18 you will get a criminal record if you caused grievous bodily harm. it is kinda sad because you did do the right thing and I know I would have done the same.

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>>18090672

>What's her fucking problem?

Let me drop some wisdom on you, kid.

Firstly, this is not the last time you're going to be having this argument with a girl about oral sex. People like oral sex. Its a thing, regardless of your inability to understand it. Sex in a relationship is going to be more important the older you get. You're not giving enough reverence to the fact that a relationship means monogamy and monogamy means deriving all of your sexual pleasure from ONE person for a long duration of time. Sex is not everything in a relationship but an unsatisfying sex life in a relationship is a huge deal. Don't underestimate it.

Secondly, you're going to have a REALLY tough time getting a girl to be satisfied with her sex life and reside herself to never receiving oral sex again. Its possible, but it'll be tough. The best way to manage this reoccurring problem is to be honest about your preference up front before a girl commits to you and to also not be a salty cunt about it and respect the fact that this is an important part of sex to her. Just because you think its dumb doesn't mean she's going to be okay with you dismissing the things she likes as retarded. No one is going to be okay with that. Its very insulting.

You don't want to do it? Fine. The very least you can do is respect the fact that its important to her. Maybe you guys aren't sexually compatible. Maybe your libido just doesn't match up with hers. Thats fine and its completely reasonable grounds to end a relationship on, but like I said, quit this shit where you think you get to call things that are important to other people retarded and expect them not to make a fuss about it.

People don't like being dismissed, especially people you're dating. That's not going to go over well in any relationship, oral sex or not.

she can make the hygiene perfect, if that's what you want. you can tell her this. seems like a fair compromise.

If it's the idea itself that repulses you, then you'll have to be honest about that one too

>>18090672
You sound like you're awful in the bedroom, dude