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Start playing the field to find your next GF. The best time to look for a relationship is when you're already in one, just like with jobs.

You don't think women do this? They do.

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Dump her, your happiness should always be your #1 priority.

>>18083247
Line up next GF first, THEN dump her. When prospects ask your relationship status, say "I think it's over, I just need to get through the fallout."

Imagine a dude that you hate more than life itself someone you picked on you as a child ect.... now imagine she is sucking his dick gagging on it because it's so huge and she says " oh my god you cock is so much bigger than ______'s" insert your name into the blank....convince your self this happened and will happen again

>>18083156
The feel will always be inside you. To "man the fuck up" is to always be aware and accepting of your own feelings.

Is she aware of your feelings?

Ignore the retards above me.

>>18083156
Get with a different girl. Even if you don't like her as much or don't believe you would like her more than this girl. It DOESN'T MATTER: Occupy yourself with a different girl, that's how you stop caring for previous ones.

>>18083100
Not a medfag but looks like you tear some of the small veins in nose when you blow it ... Probably not dangerous but if worried go see a doc

I'm pretty sure you just have have a cold/rhinitis/sinusitis.

Think about it. Your nasal cavities are inflamed and swollen, mucous can't drain though to the back of your throat of whichever nostril is inflamed, resulting in a mucous plug. Blood is also most likely from a small tear from blowing your nose too hard.

Doctor here. Stop masturbating you sick fuck.

>>18083047
Zzzquil, other sleep aides, whiskey

>>18083047
Go to bed spotty

Why are you staying up late?

Are you gaming or on 4chan?

Best advice- pick a time to sleep, then turn off all electronic devices (TV,computer, smartphone) and hour before that.

Use an actual alarm clock so you don't read Wikipedia articles on your phone at 3AM.

>>18082999
She's probably Tommy, a greasy 45 year old from Idaho.

>>18082999
Give up, this is ridiculous and is why you need to be 18 to browse this website

>oooh yassss

>>18084203

sure, sounds like you arent enjoying it anymore, break up.

>detailed advice

no? its as simple as
>tell her to meet you at X location
>say Y excuse for breaking up
>leave
>go party with your bros

in a similar boat my man. She's jealous of my new job so much that it seems like she resents me. She's paranoid and a little controlling as well. I don't know about your situation, but I think dumping her may be the best option

>>18084227
My office manager is a girl, I've had to keep that a secret because she probably would have made me quit or try to sabotage my work. I've recently been promoted to a higher position at my job and she thinks that it might be because one of the higher ups wants to fuck me instead of the reality of me working my ass off. I really think she might try to kill me or something if I break up with her, she's joked about it in the past.

Okay

>>18083470

bummer

same

>>18081111

death

also nice quads

When you die?
Why would you give up anon?

>>18081111
Not sure. I still have the same one I did as a child. I work towards it but don't expect it. That's about the best you can do.

>>18079737
no you're not a pedophile. here's some things you are though:
human
female
average iq (~100)
sexually attracted to males

obviously human dna wasn't encoded to only be attracted to mates 18+, and we used to have children at much younger ages. there's nothing wrong with being attracted to a 17 year old. there is a lot wrong with acting out on this attraction.

>>18079747
who are you calling average anon?
at least not a paedophile though right? hoo-fuckingray

>>18079737
Curious. What do you want with him? To go out or ?

How do people actually not get bored being NEETs?

>>18083869
because neets have freedom

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Come to the side of NEETs and enjoy your stay. There are some fucks who demonize us, but they're just envious of our magnificent life style, which contains sitting, eating, reading, browsing, masturbating, watching series and playing vidya gamez. It's the perfect heaven if you don't have a dysfunctional family.

I don't do any of those things and I have friends. I'm also a nice person to be around.

none of that shit would help at all. you'd probably be even creepier as a self hating drug user than you are now.

>>18083832

ditto. OP sounds like a cunt tho. my friends dont even drink but they dont put themselves on a pedastal.

>>18083715

try not acting retarded.

>>18083736
Woah I get it now

>>18083764

in all seriousness, what advice could we possibly give on not acting retarded?

>>18083615
Just the last point. Thats all. Don't bother about the other stuff.
You probably won't solve anything you know. Some people are just stupid and have their beliefs cemented and you won't move them far from them.
If it's real love then stay strong, wait till you two can leave together somewhere. Meanwhile study hard, work hard and take care of your future.

>>18083661
I know it might not work, but it's the difference between taking a chance and being able to see each other more, or sneaking about and seeing each other less until I get a job and can support her.

I can't see myself with anyone else, and she can't see herself with anyone else. Believe me, we took a break for a month and dated other people. We just came crawling back to each other

>>18083615
If it's serious between you, get an apartment together, just a cheap one. Both of you work part time to pay for it. I was paying for a huge studio apartment by myself with waiters pay work in 4 days a week part time.

>>18083546
bump

>>18083546
bump.

>>18083546
plz help I wanna attend the sane college at the same time as my gf

>>18082312

one thing my friends and i discuss often is the whole 'chance' factor.

my friend was very anti-paranormal, but had a strong sense about 'destiny' revolving around us.

whereas i actually manage a psychic and am involved with spirit BS and have trouble believing things happen for a reason.

he traces back how we met and how radically different our lives would be if we hadn't met, not just for he and I, but for our other friends as well.

he is right about the sheer coincidence of it all.

I'm a faggot who asked him out on a date cuz he worked at the yogurt stop next to the restaurant my roommate worked at. he was straight so turned me down but i offered to cast himi n a short film i was working on.

he was so bad i had to reshoot the whole thing without him, but through that we soemhow became best friends and 4 years later still going strong.

my other friend I actually met while at a graveyard. i forgot to bring a towell to sit on so asked if i could sit with him, we hit it off and have been great friends for almost a year now, he actually just left my apartment an hour ago.

it kind of decosntructs your relationships and makes you think about WHY you're actually together, even if you don't believei n fate you have to wonder what it is about the two of you that keeps you close when there have been a LOT of wrenches thrown in that should have fucked it all up.

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>>18082322
Yeah, it's insane how certain kinds of people, as if by magic, gravitate toward each other. When I first met my best friend he thought I was a cringey autist faggot and avoided me for a week, but then we discussed politics and found some common ground and somehow we became very good friends and unknowingly nearly the same friend circle.

We've changed each other so much, but still remained the same in many ways. I can be honest with him about anything, it's great.

>>18082347

>avoided me for a week

my earlier relationships were like this but these days i seem to hit it off really fast and im enjoying that. im of the mindset that friends are different from romance and family becuase those two hinge on circumstance i think.

whereas friends, if you had yuor memories erased and ended up in the same room, you'd end up being friends again.

family you only really have cuz you're born into it. love is very circumstantial, right place right time.

but with friends its just about who you two are and i think thats why they're the best reunions after long periods of time.

>we've changed each other so much

i know that feel hard, i feel like im hitting this age and level of sappiness where all my friends and I do are go on big fucking adventures then talk about how much we learned from each other about ourselves like some fucking sitcom