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I fucked up and now my mom now thinks I'm ghey
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>be me
>mother brings me to a therapist who's relative because you can't stay locked in your room forever, literally like those frog pictures
>start talking 'why can't you talk to other people, say, people you meet
>say the BOY WHO LIVES IN YOUR BLOCK AND
now it just happens there is a guy above my home apartment who's full-blown attack helicopter, nobody really knows if he's a male or female
there have been jokes from my mom he may be out to get me, and I'm fairly sure everybody tought 50% I am gay, as I never brought a gf home
truth told, I may be a beta male, I may show what may be called effeminate behaviours, like daydreaming or caring for pets and be sensible where a true chad shouldn't
but I'm in no way interested in dicks, I fap to females both 2D and 3D, but I'm not gonna bother you with my /gif/ playlist.
Nor the guy above who I never really seen desu, I only hear when he screams at people (our apartment/the apartment above him) I think he's trying to get attention from either, maybe be true he's trying to find mates to buttfuck who knows. But I know people think I am into it. And I cannot push back the blush.
>pls God, make it they don't notice the change to red
>trying to hide the sweating furiously while trying to keep up the conversation
>take a glance to my mom, sitting next to me, her face as red as I think mine is
we came back the way home and she was all accomodating, nursing, like I had been through something. No way she didn't notice. I asked her about her persistant blood shot cheeks, she put forward an excuse.
This is akward. I cannot straight out talk about what happened. I don't know how to start the conversation 'hey you know when I spilled my spaghetti mom, I really am not gay'. She would think I am deflecting.
How do I go around this? I feel the more time I let pass the less she would believe me. Even if I showed her my chronology, she's really old and she wouldn't take her son fapping to anime whores well either.
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>>18092465
Who cares what other people think?
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>>18092465
Whip your dick out and say mom I'm in love with you. Then start jacking it furiously and walk towards her.
Hope it works out for you.
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>>18092478
because she may now pull a "we love you for what you are anon :)" and maybe even organize an encounter with the poor freak.
I wouldn't know how to properly dismiss it without being rude/looking convincing at the same time. It feels akward as fuck.
And I'm positive I'm not assuring myself my straightness, even as we speak I feel sick my parents would think that I'd like that. The same sickness I felt when at the professional's.
I've been humiliated long enough pls don't add this too.
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>7/10 virgin, somewhat unshaven, little "acne"
>somewhat sleep-deprived
>studying for mid-term in library, reading in a seat
>get into a cubicle to go on laptop to study terms
>girl with glasses, 7/10, little "acne", across from me appears slightly nervous as I sit down, at least she starts massaging her temples
>kinda loud breathing in general
>don't think much of it, just keep my head down like always
>finish studying terms, go back and sit down to read
>cubicle girl comes over, says she recognizes me from class
>I always sit in the front, so I have no idea
>asks me if I'm studying for the mid-term, that we have in like an hour
>yeah, keep my cool, still kinda nervous because I never talk to anyone
>"want to study together", she says something like that
>we banter about the prof sucking, I give her some tips on specifics for IDs
>she's an English major way too wrapped up in dates, I don't say anything as to not embarrass her
>she also gives me a list of terms she got from someone who asked the prof about it, I'm grateful
>first time a random stranger, let alone a woman, has ever helped me like that
>"well, I'm gonna go, gonna bring this stuff to my car, don't want to drag it to class", she's talking about her books and shit
>ok seeya
>too wrapped up in wanting to study the list of terms to say something like "I can walk you, if you want"
>later go NOOOOOOOOOOOO in the shower over it, so dumb, and yet
>get to class 5 min before
>she's sitting in the back, talking to another guy with glasses, laughing
>feelsbadman
>the list of terms didn't fucking help at all btw, lol
Should I ask her to hang out? Not go out, just hang out, and say I don't really know anybody on campus. Maybe something like "Our last meeting was abrupt". I'm hardly on campus anyway and the class only meets once a week, but I might see her in the library tomorrow. I write on the side for $ with a Patreon, so I'm thinking about inserting that into the question.
Halp. I don't want to get hurt ;_;
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You blew it, but who cares. Literally one girl out of millions you could viably be with. Don't idealize one random encounter.
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>>18092453
You don't want to get hurt? OK, do nothing. Asking for what you want is pretty much the only way to get it. You don't ask, you don't get. "Hey, I had a nice time chatting with you the other day. Wanna hang out some time?"
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>>18092467
Fuck, man, I can't imagine that I "blew" it. I fudged it, sure, but I wasn't autistic, just too wrapped up in the mid-term to realize it. Plus, I also dropped that I hadn't gotten a lot of sleep, so that might get me some leeway. Might as well try to get another opening in, right? She approached me, isn't it only fair that I return the gesture properly?
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Half the people are below average
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2017-03-01 08:12:10
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Guys, I'm bitter because everybody sucks.
How to fix?
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>>18092431
stop thinking your right about everything.
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Women don't care that much anyway, as long as you make her cum.
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>>18092437
*you're
It's hard, people are not on the same drift as me.
>>18092443
Yeah, but I do....
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I'm 18 and I already have a fear of dying alone.
I'm a virgin with exactly 0 friends. Where do I even start? My dream of a good wife and 5 kids is looking less realistic by the day. How do you get friends if you've never had a friend?
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>>18092422
You go outside as often as possible. Go to places that interest you like comic shops, conventions or whatever. Open up to people and be brave. Its hard but anything worth doing in life is.
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You going to die alone no matter what happens, unless you kill your significant other with you.
Every one dies alone, no matter how full their life was. Dieing alone is an irrational fear
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>>18092422
You find them here.
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I'm at a crossroads, /adv/ and I could use some guidance.
I'm not a stellar student -- far from it. I've health multiple health issues, and thus, I can't off to a far away uni like most 'normie students' who dorm and stuff. I have an extreme anxiety disorder, and I don't want to leave my area because I would be leaving the docs that I know, my primary care doc in particular, is super nice and supportive.
So here's the dilemma. I live in San Diego, CA, and there are only 2-3 state universities here, and they all rejected me for my poor community college grades. I have a 2.8 and many Ws and Fs which I repeated (they still dirty up the transcript).
So, I'm at the end of community college, and my local state unis told me to fuck off, essentially. That leaves me with diploma mills and two priviate christian universities that charge boatloads of money, I'm talking like 20-30k a year tuition -- and that's assuming they would even accept me, which I doubt.
I've tried to brainstorm a solution but it seems pretty hopeless for me to finish my degree here. I applied to a Cal State University where my Aunt lives, and they accepted me (it's out in the sticks basically), but I'm not sure my aunt would let me board, and again, it comes back to the issue of leaving my 'safe place' in SD.
What do? In case anyone was wondering, I was/am a teaching major. I want to work with special ed possibly since I'm sympathic (not trolling).
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I'm not from the US so I don't know, but can't you get some sort of qualification from community colleges?
Also do you plan to NEVER leave San Diego ever or something?
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Teaching's a bitch if you have an anxiety disorder, so if you're set on a high-stress career with no allowances if you get overwhelmed, do everything you can to stick near the doctors that know how to help you.
Have you considered online programs at accredited universities? Education is one of the more accessible online options, especially if you're doing pre-reqs like adolescent psych.
Otherwise, think about working first and then doing an alternative license program. You can get teaching certification in most states through career-switch programs which might give you time to distance yourself from crap community college grades.
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>>18092396
Community colleges grant you a degree that says, you completed roughly the first half of a baccalaureate degree. I will be granted an associate degree in a few months; I could work as a teacher's assistant/aide, but that's it. So you can see, that it's not enough. I need the full BA degree - which are only granted at proper universities.
>Also do you plan to NEVER leave San Diego ever or something?
With my current mindset and where I am in my mental/physical health - no. I like to go to the beach to relax. Sometimes I will go to the busy city center to see normies, as an exposure therapy. San Diego is a very fun place to be honest. People from all over the country move here, moving out is kinda unthinkable for most - not just me.
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>Phone starts blinking
>Think it's my gf
>It's my ex who hasn't messaged me for months
>"See you got a girl"
>I said yeah and then she asks me if I'm happy which I replied yeah
>Said she's glad for me and for a second time after an awkward misunderstanding which I said thanks
What did she mean by this?
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>>18092361
Not all exes are nightmares. If she once cared for you, she might just be genuinely happy that you're doing well in life.
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>>18092361
what's the point of the two first sentences of this greentext
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>>18092421
What's the point of you not having your brain matter stomped out of your head?
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I've been wanting to get a dog for a long time.
One option is to raise a puppy for a group that trains them to be service dogs later on- and if they fail puppy school, I have the option to keep it. Give them up around 18months usually
Or get a puppy or rescue from the shelter and train it myself to be my trustworthy hiking buddy
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Before you get a dog - any dog - do you have time for one? Because dogs aren't like cats - they require a lot more work. There's more to having a dog than just feeding it. They need walks and possibly even more importantly, attention.
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I'd say shelter, but it'd be highly preferable if they could tell you about the dog's background, anything bad that might have happened to it, etc. It'll help in raising/training if it's a young dog and over-all handling. Also could help in deciding which dog to adopt, taking on a larger breed who was beaten by a former owner for example, can be a very difficult and potentially dangerous task.
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>>18092320
>if they fail puppy school, I have the option to keep it
And if the puppy doesn't fail the training, you'll have to give it up? I'd say go with the latter option and avoid heart break over a small and cute hairy bastard.
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Advice for dealing with multiple issues at once 2017-03-01 07:10:23 Post No.18092315
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Advice for dealing with multiple issues at once
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I've kind of had the shit kicked out of me over the last two years. Lost both my parents, both two very different experiences with death. My mum was ill with MS for most of my life and i watched it slowly eat her away to nothing. My dad died a rather brutal and unexpected death shortly after. Two weeks after that, the girl who had seen me through all of this, the girl who had held me in her arms in the hospital room as my dad died decided to leave me. I tired to kill myself, but i guess my heart wasn't really in it. Very shortly after this I met another girl who I very quickly formed a very strong attachment to. She knew all about the state I was in and said she wanted to heal me, making all kinds of promises. She said she wanted to be with me forever, for some reason. Being the emotionally crippled young man I was, I saw her as a goddess. You know what it's like when you create a fictionalized version of somebody in your head? It's very easy to do. She ended up breaking it off with me for very vague reasons, and for some reason that triggered a kind of pain that i hadn't felt before. As if every single one of my demons was haunting me at once. It's been months now. Not sure what to do.
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Therapy and drugs bby.
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Sad story man, sorry to had to live through that nightmare. Don't you have any male friends you could go to, if not >>18092318 would be my go to.
Honestly though, buy some video games and escape for a bit, one issue at a time
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>>18092324
I'm living with my best friend now which is great. I was left with enough money to do literally anything I want for the rest of my life, which I am very grateful for. I know that if I was talking to myself from an outside perspective I would be like "Just go live on a fucking beach and smoke weed for the rest of your life you stupid cunt" but i feel like i need to learn how to accept my burdens before I carry on.
By drugs, do you mean medication given to me by a doctor? that's something i've been considering. I've been avoiding professional help for some reason.
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went out with a girl great chemistry and all that but i never made a move and all we did physically was a quick hug, we are going out again on saturday, have i just friendzoned myself?
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>>18092308
no. girls dont sit around going
>WOW I TOTALLY WOULD AHVE DATED ANON BUT SINCE HE ONLY HUGGED ME ON OUR FIRST DATE I AM NO LONGER INTERESTED IN HIM AT ALL TROLOLOLOL.
shes either in or shes out, and one date without a romantic edge isn't going to change that. if she rejects you in the future its because you never really stood a chance.
the friendzone is just a place you put yourself in. a girl can offer to be friends only, but its you who accepts or declines it. it has nothing to do with whether or not you made a move on the first date.
on the second date, make a fucking move.
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If you actually had chemistry and it's not just your head or your penis imagining it, then something like you not making a move is not going to make her lose interest
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>>18092314
cheers your right
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/sig/ Self Improvement General 2017-03-01 06:47:19 Post No.18092277
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How do I become a better me?
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>make a list of whats wrong with you
>separate whats actually 'wrong' with whats just a natural part of who you are that certain people just disapprove of
>from the list of 'actually wrong' divide that list into what can actually be fixed and what can't
>come to terms iwth what can't
>fix what can
there you go.
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>>18092307
What about improvement in my outlook towards life? I'm a cynical, bitter person. The days have morphed into a boring beige cycle. Nothing interests me.
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>>18092277
you eat a lot of broccoli and clean the dishes right after the meal
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so I missed my previous 2 college applications (I made a post about this a few weeks ago). yet my girlfriend will be an entering freshman this semester. the fact that I can't go but she can really bothers me. not just because I'm ft out, but other guys might try to woo her. and I'll be stuck at home, applying for jobs, and hating my life.
we've been together since freshman year of high school. should I break up with her? or should I just kill myself? I don't wanna experience the next 5 months after experiencing the same thing since June.
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correction: meant to say I posted this last week >>>18083546
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>>18092248
bump should I break up. apparently she's gonna miss me in college
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>>18092267
add to that I barely have friends
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I cannot cum during sex
I had sex 4 times and every time i literally just could not cum no matter what we do.
Does anyone have advice on how to CUM PLEASE
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>>18092241
Are you taking anti-depressants? Can you come from masturbation.
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gotta concentrate, it's harder than masturbating induced orgasm, depending on the female. I had this problem, but it stemmed from condoms. Usually takes 15-30 minutes without one, depending on last orgasm and positions.
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>>18092281
Yeah i feel almost nothing with a condom on
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Hey people,
I have a problem: I can't finish in my GF when fucking her in her vagina. I mean, sex with her feels great and I really find her hot, but for some reason I just don't get enough "feelings" when my penis is inside her.
However, I believe it is rather a mechanical problem and not a mental problem, because whenever she is using her hands or her mouth, I usually finish quickly.
The thing is... I am uncircumcised and my glans is very sensitive and it does not really feel very comfortable to me when I rub my glans against anything except my foreskin. I mean, it does not hurt, but I don't like the feeling enough to get enough horny to cum.
What should I do? Stop masturbating and watching porn? Pull back my fornskin constantly for a couple of weeks to make my glans less sensitive? Buy viagra?
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Get circumcized, you freak.
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>>18092159
I do the opposite. I can't cum from being blown, it's just not enough pressure on my dick.
I have noticed that I cum much faster when my gf is less turned on because her pussy isn't as loose or wet. So maybe fuck her faster rather than waiting until she is as turned on.
Also get into shape so you can fuck faster and longer.
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>>18092159
I rarely was able to finish when me and my ex were fucking like normal. I just last a long time, but it was also mental for me. I had brothers get chicks pregnant early on in life and it kinda fucked with that aspect of me finishing.
For me, it was probably mental. If you're convinced it is "mechanical", maybe try having your GF help you get started with some foreplay before you getc to smashing.
Good luck, and happy fucking
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2017-03-01 05:37:56 Post No.18092138
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, that guy who says monogamy is dead and fart guy
Fuck off
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Girls,
Where do you draw the line on feeling responsible for your partner?
I feel like the past years i sacrificed a lot and broke a sweat everyday for my relationship to work out and moving together and such, i am at a point where i honestly believe she would not have tried this hard for me though.
On the way there i feel like i accidentally picked up the responsibility for her life and i am feeling quite pressured about it since she always comes at me full force with all her problems.
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>>18092162
Really difficult to give a standard answer for because so much depends on the variables. Is he making me responsible just because he cannot step up and take his own responsibilities? Or is he simply prevented from it by life circumstances (like getting sick)? Has he shown or do I trust him to bare the same devotion towards me if necessary? Or does it feel like it's always about his needs? How much do I love this man? How much do I empathize with his issues - or do I feel like he caused them with his own irresponsibility/immaturity? How much acknowledgement and appreciation do they show me for picking up their stuff?
You get the idea. It is obvious that in your situation, it went too far and it feels lopsided.
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Girls, or even guys doesn't matter
I do not feel in love.
I have been in this relationship for a bit more than a year. It has been nothing but great. Spending any kind time together is always fun, we work things out easily, amazing sex, communicate well, we work together so easily, and similar interests and morals.
She loves me but I do not have that feeling, even from the above and that I do care about her, see a future with her. I have been in love before but I just do have that feeling this time, I feel like I should, and I do not think it is fair to her.
Basically I do not know what to do and I need some advice or ideas on what I should do.
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>meet a qt in class
>think she's into me
>sideward glances, body language, etc
>approach her, start talking during & outside of class
>she's friendly and still seems interest in me
>start texting her after a long period of no classes
>ask her out for coffee because I don't have anything to do
>she rejects
>suddenly grows cold and distant next time i see her
The fuck? Where did I go wrong? I know asking a girl out over text is usually a no-no, but it would've been at least a week before I saw her in person again.
Did she think I was gay or something? What made her lose interest, if she ever even had it?
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>suddenly grows cold and distant
In what way? Does she share daily details with you yet? If not, something could have happened that she wouldn't normally share with acquaintances and she's just not in the mood right now.
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>>18092125
Do you know if she has a boyfriend? or maybe she just likes someone else
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>>18092125
>gurl
>has complex mind
>no talk to meh
>not understand her
You can really only assume what you did wrong here but she knows the answer and you could talk to her about it, seems like she wants her good share of distance though.
Probably into someone else.