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How can I stop being so horny?
I'm 23
It's really distracting when im in public.
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>>18095939
Every woman is a potential fuck target. Savour that testosterone, cultivate it and then have sex with your girlfriend when you can and unleash it all.

If you're single, then that sucks for you. Also, if female, swap the genders in the above text.
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Masturbate more?
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>>18096551
>>18095939

Actually, masturbate less. Too much masturbation makes your sex drive go into overdrive, due to producing too much testosterone. For males, this is even more so.

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Has anyone here had a longterm illness...I've been sick for 8 years and was able to get slightly better each year, but now I'm suddenly back where I started. It's scary. There's no cure for what I have (but I won't die, I think). I'm mostly bedridden now. I was able to work part time before this. I have no independence due to needing my parents for food and help walking. I'm isolated from human contact aside from them. I loved drawing but can't sit up in the position to draw anymore. What should I do? Am I being punished for something?
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>>18095927
I think God gives some people more trials than others, or at least different trials, because they have the ability to withstand them.

If you got healthy once, you can do it again.

I got very sick once when I was living in a slum and a lot of my hair shed and my skin got very bad and I felt so tired and anxious and sick all the time I could barely function. But somehow I got better. But it was very emotional and even remembering it hurts me.
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This. You got there once, You CAN do it again. In fact you can not only get to that place anon, but you can SURPASS it! I believe in you anon now you just need to believe in yourself.
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>>18095927
>What should I do?
meditate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjelIPg3ys

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I liked a girl, we were close, had plans for valentines. Day of she tells me she met some guy at the bar and took him home. I was devastated, tried to get her back, realized I was compromising my self respect and let her go politely.

Second girl is room-mate with first girl. Known each other for over a decade. They both live right across from a bad. Started dating one of my best friends, two and a half years, he was always there for her. Sunday night she dumped him when he tried to get her to stop drinking(she was already drunk with the other girl) and they wanted to go to the bar still. Started getting hit on by guys at the bar, he followed and tried to get her to come home. She ran away into the bathroom with some other girls, they did cocaine. Girl I liked was beyond drunk and making out with the guy that she met at the bar the prior week. He finally confronts her outside when she goes to smoke, her friends tell him to fuck off and to let her have "fun". She tells him to fuck off too and dumps him just like that. He's been in shock all week and hasn't been at work.

I'm borderline close to saying some sexist things, but I know that we were both just captain save a ho's and didn't pick better. But...we still both care about these girls and even though I wouldn't take the one that dropped me for the bar guy, I worry about her. She already got raped once by three guys because she was drunk and is now hanging out with this guy and his friends all the time. And my friends girlfriend...we thought she'd been getting better, but clearly she's closer to the long time friend and has now escalated to doing hard drugs as well. In both cases they blamed us for why they left us. The first said I was too stoic, and the other said that my friend was trying to tell her how to live her life. :/

Are they lost causes?
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yes they are dumb sluts

let them wallow in their own misery kek
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>>18095936
I don't want her to die, get cancer, or end up getting ****ing raped. DO you know how hard my stomach fell when she told me that? And she *still* drinks like an idiot, hangs out with chain smokers and guys that no offense, I think I'm better than. Is there anything I can say or do to show her that even if I don't care to be wit her anymore, that she needs to ****ing stop before something worse happens? I can't believe they're taking hard drugs now too.
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>>18095913
>I'm borderline close to saying some sexist things

Golly gosh we better close our ears then

My girlfriend has been on BC for about a month and we have had sex twice, the first time was just a quicky "put it in my" for like maybe 7 seconds, she was new to BC and I'm fairly certain she wasn't ovulating, the next time she was about 4 weeks into BC, and I had sex with her, with a condom on and I with drew, approximately 3 days later she had her first period, a week or two early, but that's because she was on the placebo pill for that week, her period was lighter and brownish red (she takes low BC for irregular periods and acne) and it lasted for a length of 6 days. She's been so emotional lately but she's always emotional and i know BC makes it worse. I guess my question is, is there a chance she's pregnant? Or does this period indicate that she's not pregnant
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>>18095903
Wowwwwww

This post
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>>18095910
???
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Find out for sure and get a pregnancy test. We won't be able to tell you.

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How can I stop hating myself when I always feel retarded and am short so I will never feel loved by a girl. I literally punch myself over and over again every day after school. I just hate myself and I wish I were dead.
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>>18095887
You are underage, so I'll let you in on a little secret.

Do well in school. Make that your focus. Make learning your focus. Learning. Learning. Learning. You think you know and understand a lot, but trust me. A lot of anons here will tell you what I'm about to type:
You don't know anything. Period. You may act like you do, but you don't.

Knowing that. Are you prepared to learn at any cost?
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>>18095919
>Do well in school. Make that your focus. Make learning your focus. Learning. Learning. Learning.
The worst advice if you want a gf.
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>>18095919
I have focused on learning, but I just don't think I am good enough to go into the field I want (stem). I just end up feeling completely worthless

my one and only gf is apparently breaking up with me.

I only heard it from her cousin who seems to hate me. I can't get in touch with her (there's a good enough story behind this) to ask her and she isn't telling me herself.

Regardless, I'm preparing for the worst.

I loved her, guys. So much. How do I cope?
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If there isn't anything you could do or know that you did wrong, then don't let it hurt you as much. She didn't love you if she wont let you even know why. As for coping, emerge yourself in your hobbies and work, listen to some happy and upbeat music; you don't need someone who isn't open and honest with you.
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>>18095835
You are correct. Family issues has kept her away from me, and after 2 weeks she now apparently wants to break up.


She was a virgin, and my first too. Goddamn...

I'm bad at passing time right now. Everything I used to do was with her.
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You can't contact her at all?

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Long story short. I am basically in love with this bitch, but I don't want to be. It is causing my focus to deteriorate slowly and my obsession is getting harder and harder to control. I probably think about her every 20 minuets or so. It is killing me. I'm about 50/50 on if she likes me or not, but that is irrelevent. This shit happens to me all the time btw. I mean I am not a fucking virgin loser, but every time I see a girl that is slightly different it happens. KILL ME….


I already tried listening to gangster rap and MGTOW videos, but all it takes is for me to look at her and it's out the fucking window. HELP ME PLEASE
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>>18095806
just think about the miles and miles of cock (which werent yours) that have been inside her. have any of your friends fucked her? think about that too. think about the fact that even if by some miracle you did get with her, you were never going to be her first choice, and that she would simply get what she could out of you and then leave. think about these things, anon. it worked for me.
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>>18095825
Have you even talked to her?
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The more girls you talk to the less attached you'll become.

I've got 2 or 3 girls in my sights right now, so if one of them doesn't work out I don't become emotionally screwed.

It honestly is a numbers game.

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Backstory: i have this friend who is female and of course, have a crush on. We have gotten really close and she pretty much flirted with me all day. She knows full well that i have a crush on her but she doesn't want to date. but that's not the problem. The problem is that some time a go she started being less happy cheery and became an angry bitch, she treats all her friends including me like shit. so i did some digging and found out around the time she became a bitch, she started roleplaying on the app called ifunny with random strangers. as if its bad enough its extremely sexual rp and i soon found out that she private messages people on kik and even sends pictures of herself (i only saw her take a selfie so idk how far she goes) eventually i got mad at her for treating me like shit and i told one of our friends the story. she panicked and eventually persuaded me to stand up and enforce her to stop doing the rp and kik. i can go into detail if need be but after it i couldn't hold out when she said she didn't want to be friends anymore and i chickened out. she barely talks to me anymore and im told i have to earn her trust back. still does the rp and kik but now she hurts me even more. i cared about her and wanted her to be safe cause the guys she rp's with sometimes ask for nudes. i want to know what i should do and if i was doing the right thing. Please guys. its eating me up inside
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she gave the nudes and already fucked the other guy if she could. she isn't interested in you sexually and she doesn't owe it to you to be , either. basically move on, this story is as old as time and ends with you getting massively cucked.
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>>18095803
You are a bad friend. What she does in her private time is her business, and it's extremely rude to demand that she change her behavior to suit your tastes. What you should do is admit that you do not like this girl and end the pursuit. Find someone else.
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op here.
im 17 and shes 16 with massively strict parents so i dont think she could fuck a random guy yet. but still i know im gonna get cucked, its hard to stop talking to someone after youve been talking everyday all day for 3+ years

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So Advice peope hello, first time poser here.

To get straight to the point. SInce a week I use Tinder and to my suprise I do get quiete a few good matches. There are 2 girls I like and one of em I like more.

Now tonight I found it, that in all fairness just as me, she also has some other peice of shit fgt with whom she has a lot contact.

I like her veeeery much and I know myself and that im a lazy fuck. I need to handle this ASAP and with fearless aggression. I cannot just ask like 'hey am I your nr 1 or that other' thats just suicide.

Girls/boys, how do I handle this? She told me im rly her type and we can talk for hours everyday but cause of that other dude there is no time to lose.

Any legit suggestion is welcome.

For now my plan is to chat with her tomorrow again as usually and win some more info and then saturday load up on drugs like I never did before and just tell her: I want you and I want it now!!!!
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lol

Just ask her out you autist.
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>>18095789
Accept that other people can do what they want, which may not be what you want them to do.
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>>18095805
I had a very few gf's before for at max 3 months length each and they always took the initiative. \Ive never asked anybody out :(

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Met up with an old gf of mine. We never slept together. Been talking on phone lately. She lives in another state now with her bf. I live with my gf. She came into town and told me she was home alone. To come over and drink. I go we have fun drink till 3am and smoke weed. Then bedtime. She initially puts me on the couch but i convince her to let me sleep in her bed. We spoon. I rub her ass to get her horny. Shes into it. All the sudden stops and asks me politely to stop. Not the first time shes done this to me. What the f am i doing wrong and why does she put herself in these situations w me always to refuse at the last moment. Is there any chance of her sleeping with me? Pic sorta related
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>>18095758
shes baiting you to rape her for reasons unknown... -i call it 'bait-rape'
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>>18095769
Meaning she wants me to become angry and frick her anyway? Then claim it was rape? Not sure about that one
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>>18095758

Do you like this girl?

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So I'll try to keep this short.

So I go to the gym with a few friends once a week. I'm in my early 30's, they are younger.

Sometimes their hot cousin (19) in college comes by.

Now I've always heard college girls like guys in the mid 30's, and I have been wondering if she is interested.

She started talking to me at the gym more here recently. She never used to much before. But what really has picked up is she will look and smile at me a lot. Which I could be reading into too much.

But the last time we were there (last weekend) as I was leaving, she yells across the gym to tell me goodbye. Which was unusual again, as she normally doesn't do that.

Then as I start to leave again, a few seconds later her cousin (my friend) asks me to come back.

So I do and he asks how old I am...which was weird. Then him and her start talking about how young I look for my age. And she asks where I work and makes small talk.

Couple days later at work, one of her friends comes up and we talk and tells me that she had mentioned knowing me from the gym etc.

Now I know all these are insignificant...but my gut instinct says she's interested. I just hate to pursue due to her age and my friendship with her cousin.

Also, I added her on FB later and she still hasn't accepted.

Makes me nervous that maybe i was reading everything wrong.

Advice?
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What's more important to you? Your friendship or sleeping with the 19 year old?

Do you think you would be able to pursue the 19 year old without putting that friendship on the line? As in, if you got a signal that the 19 year old was not interested, do you trust yourself to pick up on it and move on?
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>>18095708
>What's more important to you? Your friendship or sleeping with the 19 year old?

I don't think they would care if they thought the interest was mutual.

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Do you think you would be able to pursue the 19 year old without putting that friendship on the line? As in, if you got a signal that the 19 year old was not interested, do you trust yourself to pick up on it and move on?

That's the part that worries me. I went with my gut and I really felt she was sending out the signals that she was interested. Especially after getting her cousin to ask my age and then talking to my coworker about me etc.

But then her not adding me on FB kinda crashed it back down for me.

Now I'm worried she'll be telling them that I'm creepy guy that looks and smiles at her all the time and tried to add her on Facebook.

But I done have so I can't change that part.

I can be cool if she's not interested. I just worry now about me being seen as some creepy stalker.
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>>18095692
I def did not like guys that old when I was 19

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I'm a guy 23, i a bodybuilder ( did it for 5 years already ), boring person and playing videogames mostly besides lifting and doing some part time jobs to pay my rent.I recently just measure myself in a long time and i'm 5'10ish and i'm thinking of just giving up on everything desu, most my friends are taller and it's just a bad feeling that i have no control over this, can someone make my day easier and help me out ?
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>>18095690
Spend less time on /fit. Actually, spend less time on the internet all together.
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Thanks for reminding me that I'm 5'4" and weak af. I was feeling pretty good with my half hour uphill for the hour, but now I'm remembering that I really gotta go do a shitload more.

Fuck computer programming, the world already has enough coding virgins.
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>>18095690
Isn't 5'10 like 1.80 meters tall? That's quite average. You're not short by any means. What the fuck is your problem you nigger

This may seem a bit odd but I guess it won't be the strangest thing on this website.
Ever since I hit puberty I liked the classicaly nerdy girls, the chubby chick with the glasses on the back of class. Later on, when the whole tumblr fanbase appeared, I immediately had the biggest hard on for the stereotypical tumblr girl - chubby and not afraid to show it, glasses, but also with an edge and so different, with colorful hair, hairy armpits and legs, tattoos and the slightly teasing voice tone.
Every time I see them at my college I get so turned on... however, even tho I'm not a douchebag and just had one girlfriend who I treated well and remained in a loyal relationship for 5 years (we split because her family moved out), I'm afraid they'll just diss me right away if I try talking to one, just for being a straight white guy, I know some of them look the part because it's trendy but aren't inherently man hating, but still...
This is not a troll post or bait, I'm seriously attracted to them but have no idea how to make a move without enraging the ladies :c
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Just say you're panromantic instead of pansexual to seem gay but not too gay
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>>18096000
Holy shit anon that worked!
Thanks 4chan! :D
Not anything special yet but i got to know a girl and her 2 friends.
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What the... How. Did you walk to a girl and said "hi I'm panromantic"?

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I want to get a small tattoo on my sternum (in between my breasts)

I don't have any tattoos right now

How would you react if a girl undressed and had a sternum tattoo?
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Same way I'd react to any consenting adult woman who undressed for me.

Pop a boner.
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It would be pretty damn sexy

Bonus points for having pierced tits as well, but that's just my preference
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>>18095582
tattoos are 100% degeneracy.

Their cool-factor is fading out now that our youth are growing up to be more conservative than our previous generations.

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>If money weren't a factor, what would you do with your life?

My answer is "sit around playing video games and touching myself".

That only makes money if you're a hot girl, which I am not, so wat do?
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>>18095578

Oh, and for the record, I'm not suicidal yet.
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>>18095578
I would absolutely love to buy a few hundred acres of forest with either a lake or large river+waterfall.

traveling the world would also be pretty high on my list. I've got a ton of places I want to visit but can't afford the $1500 plane tickets more than once every other year and even then I can't justify blowing the money on that.
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>>18095686

I've thought about squatting on crown land here in Canada. If you manage for 20 years without getting caught, it's yours by squatter's rights. Only thing is, the only place I can picture getting away with it is the Yukon and I don't know if I'd survive the winters there.

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