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You still doing prone Masturbation? If your dick won't stop hurting go see a doctor.

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Sorry for the slight hijack, but I have a similar issue. Tried to do Kegels cause of some meme on /fit/ and ended up doing something to give me reoccuring pain in my pelvic floor/lower abdominal that's lasted for more than 2 months. I'm seeing a urologist soon, I hope it's some sort of minor fix but I doubt I'll be that lucky. It feels like my lower abdominal area is clogged all the time (I can feel and hear gas/liquids moving around regularly, especially when I do daily pelvic lifts, which is what my regular doctor prescribed along with some other shit till I see the urologist.) and every so often I'll get jolts of minor pain around the area.

>tfw already struggle with anxiety during intimacy, but have been working really hard on self image
>tfw this makes it increasingly hard to get a full Erection
>tfw fucked up losing my v-card for the 4th time last week after 4 month dryspell
>tfw this probably had a hand in it

Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>18091470
prone masturbation? what's that? is it bad?
>>18091485
your hijack bumped my thread in my sleep buddy, it's fine

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>taking anything pol advocates seriously

My sides

You do realise that most of them are Virgin neckbeards living in their parents basement right?

lmao
i can't believe you ruined your life because of memes on an internet forum
how the fuck do you fall for this

>>18091188
You can't un-/pol/ but you should not have taken that "no race mixing" thing so serious. Really, half of it all is in good humor. Seriously, do you avoid movies entirely cause there's always 1 Jew in them?

>>18095312

if its their project, and they have a specific job it sucks, but soemtimes its about doing what THEY want.

i have a friend who wants to enter a horror movie contest thing, and i dont like a lot of his ideas. they're very him, which is awesome, but not very marketable, which is bad.

but at some point i realized winning isn't as important as just making something you want. and sometimes thats worth more, not just because they get what they want, but also because they learn what they did wrong if they need to.

just a thought.

>>18095315
It's more about that they want me to help them and drag me into helping them, but get offended if I try to do anything. They get annoyed at thoughtless praise but shut down when confronted on anything.

Everyone else they could reach out to has long since given the fuck up on helping them, so it's hard to just let it go and let them wallow.

>>18095333

if ur willing to do what they ask, nothing more nothing less, than go for it. if not, as seems to be the case, then leave and let them wallow.

or C) confront them about it, then circle back to B when that fails.

ur call.

>>18095242

you don't. despite how women act and respond they aren't actually not building their way up to a relationship with you.

when a girl says 'we havent talked enough' its just an easy way to say no. men have it in their heads that women are just extremely volatile creatures when actually they're a lot more consistent than we give them credit for.

as a general rule if a woman has an excuse for why she wont date you, its just an excuse, cuz the reality is she just doesn't like you.

talk to a girl for a week, make sure to ask her to hang out, and then make a move.

>>18095242

Your political views are pretty unrelated, but what the heck.

Here's the thing: The friendzone doesn't exist. If she is into you she'll go out with you. If she isn't she won't.

So if you think she is into you NOW, then make a move before she gets bored andm oves on. If you don't think she is into you yet, then get to know her better and see if you connect, but don't hold your breath.

>>18095244
Appreciate the help, anon.

Don't be stupid: confront her and do a threesome with her

I'm sure it's now nice to know you have a 50% chance of having herpes.

See: CDC studies

>>18095176
This
Try and get a threesome out of it.
If she doesn't agree dump the bitch cause cheating is shit.

>>18095150

MMF or FFM?

what are you worried about fucking up?

>>18095152
The girl only wants to fuck his friend and is using him to get that.

>>18095152
MMF. Little experience + nerves fucking me up. Should I just drink?

>>18095067
nah fuck that shit bro..
she tried kissing another dude when you, presumably, hadn't given her a reason to cheat.

try the new girl, it's a fresh start.
jsut bear in mind that it could fuck it up at your job since your gf referred you there, so she may know people in the higher positions, which could affect you.

it's over when she became emotionally invested in another man. bail

Basically you want to have your cake and eat it too? Unless you're an executive who has an excuse to fly down there to have fun in Bangkok you're probably going to have to stick with your hambeast.

>using Kenshiro for relationshit
SHAME ON YOU!!!

That day I asked her not to bring me up in conversations with Michelle and to just let it be. I told her I didn't feel she was emotionally stable and that being around her was a bad idea since I feel Lucy isn't letting her heal from the break up. I told her that I had been in Michelle's position before of being the one that was left for someone else (except I was actually cheated on in that relationship, more than once, but I digress), and that I know what it's emotionally like an that I felt it was best they should be a bit apart, mostly for my own safety concerns.

She assured me that Michelle wasn't insane and that I had nothing to worry about. I didn't believe it, but I decided to trust her and take her word, after all we aren't in a relationship and she's known her for a long time. So it went on.

Later that day after doing our deed, she checks her phone for the time and I see Michelle had sent texts, texts which went from "is it ok if I go out to X", "Lucy, want me to text you when I'm home?" "Alright fuck you then, good night"

When I saw that it just confirmed to me what I had believed, that I couldn't take Lucy's word and think she wasn't emotionally unstable.

I told Lucy then and there that she's obviusly still having issues and that I highly suggest she leave her alone. She said:
>"yeah ok, don't worry. I'll take care of it".

(2/3)

>>18095056
pls no bully

cont..

Few days later, she gets a ride from Michelle and they go out. Now I don't really care about the ride, but I do care that I feel stuck in the fallout of their relationship, which I directly/indirectly may/may not have caused. I have without any doubt in my mind that Michelle absolutely loathes me, and now couped together with constant contact with her ex (Lucy), having Lucy as my FWB, seeing Michelle is emotionally unstable, and now having Michelle know what I look like, my name, AND where I work I don't feel like I'm in a good situation.

I asked a buddy of mine some advice on this and he said that I should just bail on this whole thing and showed me articles of women who had murdered their FWBs over whatever reasoning.. which only made me more concerned.

Am I being reasonable in trusting my gut and wanting to keep distance between Lucy and I while she figures out whatever she needs to do with Michelle or am I being overly paranoid?

I was thinking in meeting up with her today and addressing my concerns about this, how I don't feel ok with this whole "love" triangle situation that just propped up in my life and how she either has to decide with keeping me around or Michelle due to my personal concerns?

>>18094956
OP, she's just a lesbian. Sorry. No hope.

>>18094981
Fuck my fucking life.

>>18094981
There is hope. She probably values your friendship as much as you do. But since you spend so much time together you naturally start to "like like" eachother.

She probably is uncomfortable with any kind of sexual contact and now has mixed emotions. If she really is gay she probably is extremely attracted to you emotionally and not physically.

Keep working at it OP. If it is ment to be it will happen.

If you want to take a risk like me it may be work it.

I hung out with a girl for 3 months every day. We didn't like eachother at first but things got weird. She slept and entire week over at my house, sleeping, cooking, and homework together. On the last night she plan to stay I kissed her before bed and she got really mad. She leaves back to her place and the very next day she comes back to my place saying sorry and that she really does want to risk the friendship to date me.

We dated for 5 months and it was great. We ended up breaking up because we both got internships in different cities and we both had bad experiences with LDR.

Take the risk. It may workout like me

Idk if it's relevant, but I'll post a pic of my face if anyone requires it lmao

>>18094958
it would help

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>>18094962
Bad quality because I had to crop people out of the pic lol

I'd say she was down to at least do something. I'm basically autistic too when it comes to women, but sometimes you've just got to be bold. Compliment her a lot, see how she responds. Typically if she makes lingering, silent eye contact and leaves an opening like "well, what do YOU want to do?" Means you're good to go in for a kiss. Watch for t and see where it goes from there

>>18094950
She did kiss me before I had to run for my bus. There is no way that's platonic, nor is her showing me her torso. I should have been bold.

>>18094959
What would you have done at the time though? Bent her over the fountain in the food court? You did the right thing. How far apart are these cities?

>>18094866
>Is she female?
>Is she female?
>Is she female?
Glad to be of help.

>>18094887
Wut? Are you saying this from personal experience?

>>18094866

>find out if shes cheating
>find out if shes lying
>find out if she fits your definition of a slut

its all about context. not any certain buttons you can press, you just find out proof. check her phone, or spy.

OP here. If it helps, I live in central Texas, around Fort Hood. I'm researching on my own, but if you know any places that would be good for me to check out, then I'm all ears, my friends.

>>18094856
whats the medical issue?

Jeez. I couldn't think of anything around a state ID. Anyone work in billing to assist with how guy can get into an office?

>>18094856
Just glancing at this you'll probably have to find someone that accepts Medicaid and work through that. Or out of pocket. Get an ID you're only making this harder.

>>18094789

some people do like the chase. my least favorite thing about being gay is how not subtle men are. if you invite someone over to ahng out they keep saying

>BUT WHAT ELSE WILL WE BE DOING?

and if you don't mention sex they'll eventually mention it themselves, and its just aggravating because there's no tension.

You either solely like the chase or you are so afraid of commitment/real involvement that it turns you right off.

>>18094797

The chase is strange to me.

I guess I feel unsure what to do. I don't want casual sex, but I also don't want a girlfriend. I think I just like flirting.

>>18094743

by making friends.

or go alone

>>18094752
Im terrible with people, I always say the wrong thing and they always seem annoyed by me

>>18094758

then go alone