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You don't have anyone you can ask?

>>18136341
I cut all my old friends out of my life when I decided to become sober

Get an app that generates a new number for you
Give that as reference number
If you have a friend with a phone, ask if they'll fake a reference for you.
Easy
9/10 places don't even check references, they just want to know your work experience isn't complete bullshit.
And if they do call, just act professional and give a believable reference for yourself.

Vacuum cleaner.

>>18136322

Pull the curtains so you won't see it. There's always dust in the air, but sunlight makes it easier to notice.

>>18136322
Stop abusing meth

Yes, go to court yourself and combat it, or hire a traffic lawyer (usually cost 100 dollars).

Most judges are pretty reasonable.

Yeah if you go to court most of the time you'll win. Hell, most of the time the cop won't even show up because he won't get paid.

>>18136318

It won't matter if the statue he wrote it in is right? I mean like I said earlier he wrote that I failed to move over, but he verbally pulled me over for going at speed limit vs under 20. This guy is a dick and I just want to make sure if I bring it to a hearing that I won't get fucked by a court fine (if the county judge officer determines you have committed the offense, the officer may impose a penalty of up to $500).

>>18136342

I read somewhere that cops are starting to go to court more often now because they are getting paid overtime for going on a day off or something like that? I might be wrong but I don't want to get this guy extra money for showing up to something I might lose at

>>18136317
Get a job.

>>18136317
Hiring agency. Or applying for jobs directly.

>>18136323
Yeah I live in a country where like 58% people cant get a job...Any tips for finding one?

She's being friendly and encouraging, you autist

>>18136313
Noone else i've met is like that, so its quite weird to be honnest.

Its like "hi im super positive and i love you all, lets do our best today!" .. except she doesnt do anything else than talk.

I dont mind having a cheerleader around, but then she could atleast wear a skirt and dance.

>>18136312
Some women are more retarded than others. She probably feels likes she's giving you emotional support and positive support and thinks this will help you do better because she's too stupid to understand the difference between dealing with men and women which is typical of women.

>>18136270

There is a reason they call it dope, anon. And now I think you can see why.

Lmao

detectives*

I was kinda trying to type that fast

people RARELY get arrested for doing drugs

drugs are mostly illegal so when you're suspected of doing something worse, but it can't be proven, they still lock you up because of the drugs


you're a business owner, an employer, and were helpful to an investigation
they don't have any reason to put you in jail

>>18136256
No one is going to read your profile, just get good images

>>18136258
I don't have many good pictures of myself, never really liked getting them clicked

>>18136258

My girlfriend cites my description as a reason she swiped right on me.

>>18136261

Better go get some. An active social life may help with that.

>>18136219
Are you getting sex?

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yes. at some point people realise how pointless one night encounters are, and become weary of being alone. at least thats where i am (minus the desire for a partner. I am still too weak to even fap to 3d waifu). pick a good one and make yourself good enough in turn.

>>18136219
You're asking "how do I be genuine"

Just be genuine. Evaluate what you think and feel is the right decision to make and do it.

OP again, I really am not suicidal and that is why it's so weird. I just can't control the thought when it pops in there.

I find it normal, I'm a very social person with a lot of friends and when I go to bed at night I sometimes think what would be the result of me commiting suicide to the people around me.

>>18136186
Sometimes you dream and think of the most extreme scenarios. And yes those kind of dreams stay with you.
When i was younger i always dreamt of dangerous physical fights, what started as a nightmare turned into exciting and scary thoughts that i kind of would and kind of wouldn't want to happen.
When i got older i started dying in my dreams just to see the reactions of the people around me or some other reason idk. Often these fantasy like dreams even go so far as to me becoming god and immediately after that they turn into nightmares again because i feel like there is nothing left to achieve and it leaves me with the most extremely empty feeling possible.

Whatever you make up in your mind doesn't mean you want it to be like that, sometimes it is even like a warning that you figure out what you don't want to happen.

And I wanna add onto that that when another girl said to me and my crush dancing 'you look like a nice couple' she didn't repulse, she just kept on smiling and dancing.

oh cmn guys say something why are you such shitbagels

>>18136178
Only way to find out is to ask her out.

>>18136177
stop posting pepe memes and get a gf.

>>18136241
>get a gf
But then he can only make one cute girl smile and blush.

It's called puberty.

Try two condoms maybe?

I know when I go in raw I cum almost immediatly but even with a single condom it takes work for me to cum.

>>18136204
Ya condoms do help but it also prolongs things for the girl as well so it's kind of a catch 22. Never tried 2 condoms lol that's some wild shit anon.

Also worth noting that one of the best methods for me has been multiple rounds of sex, second time I always last much longer. Third time I can go to infinity and beyond.

>>18136204
>two condoms
Do you want to get her pregnant or catch and STI or something?

>>18136117
Quality thread, OP.

Congratulations, you had the easiest job and you managed to fuck it up. No, you were rude and deserved to be fired you idoot

>>18136117
Serves you right, dumbass frogposter.

>>18136046
just learn python don't waste time fucking around with other shit.

>>18136046
learn C in parallel and take your time.
python is great but basically teaches you nothing about computers and you will code like an idiot knowing only python.

know c and your code will be fast, because c has no fast built into it. you have to make the fast yourself.

or learn ASM if cryptic verbiage doesn't scare you. its not hard. just long winded and slow to program. valuable in what it teaches you though and you will have to learn ASM eventually in a CS major that isn't trash.

>>18136046
Learn Python and C++ in parallel. If C++ is too much, Java or C# would be good. Python is quick to pick up, but you should learn something with C style syntax alongside it.

>>18135998

if you're 26 and never dated than its not really a matter of waiting or pursuing, you have some extenuating circumstances.

post a picture and we'll go form there

>>18135998
All of them are wrong. The perfect woman just coming your way is like winning the lottery. Asking out girls you don't want anything to do with is stupid. Just using them for sex isn't what you want.

>>18135998

The truth, actually, lies in the middle. Wait, but know when to move your ass.

"Wait" means "don't act desperate". Don't ask all girls out, don't keep pushing after girls reject you. Take it easy. Meet people, and you are bound to meet some girls. And from those, some will like you.

Awesome! On to step two. Once you see some girl likes you, ask yourself "Do I like her?" Maybe you do, maybe you don't. You may not really know her much, but if you two know each other and there's some interest, then something can develop. That's when you stop waiting and move your ass.