>Be me >Greeter at walmart >Been there for six months

>>18136117
Quality thread, OP.

Congratulations, you had the easiest job and you managed to fuck it up. No, you were rude and deserved to be fired you idoot

>>18136117
Serves you right, dumbass frogposter.

>>18136117
You literally had one job: be polite and nice to the customers.
You fucked it up and got what you deserve, ya moran

>Why is this allowed

Fucking kek

>>18136117
>>Greeter at walmart
do americans really do this?

when i worked at walmart. me and this old lady would fight to see who got greeter

>>18136117
7/10, made me breathe hard through my nose

>>18136117
>I'm thinking of calling a local lawyer to see if they'll do the work pro bono. Do you think the supreme court will hear the case if it gets to it?
Thank God it's a joke, you had me going for a second there

>>18136167
>do americans really do this?
OP is most likely full of shit, but the answer to your question is "sort of."

The position of "greeter" doesn't actually exist anymore, but it was replaced with a very similar position. Now it is called "Customer Host," and it is part of the asset protection department. These customer hosts are basically glorified greeters who also have responsibilities for checking receipts and keeping an eye out for obvious signs of shoplifting. They can't perform a stop, so they aren't actually asset protection, but their role is more than just "greet people"

t. work part-time as a customer host at walmart