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Can you get in trouble with your college for telling a racist joke on twitter that some retards found and made viral? They keep calling and emailing the school and rting my information for others to see as well. Doubt they can do anything other than be mad. I won't lose a scholarship or anything right?
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what was the joke, how bad was it?
Also yes, but its very unlikely
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>>18136685
Nothing is private these days. Don't be surprised if there is some kind of consequence for this. Its unlikely your consequences would be administrative but that really depends on the context and severity of your joke.
When you say stupid shit on the internet sometimes it comes back to haunt you. It doesn't matter what your intent was, its about perception. So use this as a lesson and just watch what you say on public forums. On social media, the things you say are the only thing people can use to make judgements about who you are as a person so try to be conscientious of that before you try to be pointlessly edgy.
This is the world we live in so either adapt or die, my friend.
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>>18136692
It was something like "why did Indians have such a bad time with the trail of tears?
It's real hard to hike when you're drunk all the time"
or something to that effect.
There's a tweet with my schools contact info and my joke that says to "drag him" and it hs over 100 retweets. They keep messaging my mom on Facebook too. It's just annoying, such an innocent joke blown up and witch hunted like this. Not gonna lie, I'm a little bit freaked out and nervous that the school won't see it my way
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Can I get some streaming advice here lollll
My boyfriend loves to stream, He's been trying to get 'popular' on Twitch for a while now. I try to promote him and help him the best I can, but I'm not sure how to help him get new viewers. Right now he has about 5 viewers per stream (He has 161 Followers). Streams general games, mostly Overwatch and League, so popular ones. how can he get more viewers, and how can I help him??
Any good social media to try to promote him on, or anything of the sort?
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>>18136651
Show tits on stream for guaranteed viwers
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Tell him to go do something actually worthwhile.
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>>18136651
I get all MY tips from streambig.net
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I am at a loss.
In the past few weeks, I have lost my friends, my job, and my girlfriend of almost three years today.
My life is spiraling out of control since January. I am beyond miserable. Day by day I feel myself losing touch with any semblance of who I was. Everyday i contemplate suicide more heavily than the day before. I dont know what to do. The only solution I have right now is a bottle of whiskey.
I have nothing. What can I do to make things better?
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How did you find yourself in this predicament anon
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>>18136654
i quit my job i cant go back to. i left my friends behind and i moved to the other side of the country. With all these changes, i neglected my significant other.
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>>18136654
i quit my job i cant go back to. i left my friends behind and i moved to the other side of the country. With all these changes, i neglected my significant other.
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I am not an emotional person, in fact, I go to counseling because of my lack of feeling. However, I've found myself becoming obsessed with an inexplicable feeling that is activated when I think about certain things, like enormous cathedrals made of wood. I've become so obsessed that I've made it into a story, and the thing is, I can't remember what the vision looks like, it's pissing me off. Pic somewhat related, as it matches the aesthetic I am talking about, only a little bit.
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>>18136621
Sounds like there is something wrong with you. See a doctor.
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>>18136622
Ah, I have. They aren't quick to make conclusions.
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>>18136631
>Ah, I have. They aren't quick to make conclusions.
What is this supposed to mean.
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how do you deal with an intense attraction 2017-03-18 01:54:28 Post No.18136591
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how do you deal with an intense attraction
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For some reason I've become completely sexually infatuated with a guy I sit next to in one of my classes. He isn't particularly attractive (very average) and I find him slightly boring but for some reason I have an intense desire for him.
I have a hard time sleeping because I think about sex with them so intensely. This is completely new to me to be so infatuated and I'm not romantically/sexually inexperienced.
Should I pursue it or ignore it and hope it goes away? Has anyone ever had this happen to them before? Why is this happening to me?
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>>18136591
Pursue it if you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend and if neither does he.
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>>18136591
Definitely pursue it. It's geniune chemistry.
It's one thing to think someone is nice to look at, it's another to be intensely drawn to someone on a primal level. His pheramones must be driving up your hormones.
I bet he would love to know all about how he makes you horny just by his presence.
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is there any way aside form directly asking to know if he feels the same way at all? I don't want to leap at him and scare him off. he seems somewhat shy
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I'll make it short
I was friends with a guy who ended up forcing me to practice oral sex to him, again and again. I know it wasn't rape, but I never wanted it, and I told him.
And now I have to see him everyday at school.
This is killing me, I can't stop remembering our great days as friends but he hates me, and I know I SHOULD HATE HIM TOO, but I can't
I just had to get it off of my chest, I'm sorry
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>>18136575
...did you try saying no beforehand?
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>>18136575
Childhood is full of awkward shit. You live, you learn. The lesson you should learn from this is that trading sexual favors for affection and validation in a relationship is a losing game. Also, you have to be 18+ to post here.
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>>18136575
How did he talk you into that? He sounds like a terrible friend
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Hey /adv/ tomorrow I will start my service as a paramedic. I do not know if any of you entered or are actual paramedics. I do not know if I made the right decision but I am determined to finish it. Even if some see it as "badass" I still feel nervous of what "surprises" await. Any tips in handling the nerves? What I should, and what not should do there? Did I made the right decision joining in since I decided to continue with my turbulent life?
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Hey I'm an EMT in ny. Where are you? Why did you decide to go als without BLS years of experience first?
You have done hundreds of hours of rotations right?
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>>18136526
Yes. I am in Mexlands.
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>>18136529
Then you obviously know your shit, I mean you did pass the medic exam right?
You're an adult, you can handle yourself.
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Alright /adv/, long time lurker but first time asker. I'm gonna just ask cause there's no sense beating around the bush. Is it bad that I hate my nephew? I mean, I fucking despise him. Just being in the same room as him makes me want to go smoke a cigarette or 20 to bring me closer to death. I've never wanted to drop kick a small human into a meat grinder as much as I want to kick him into one. Lemme explain though. My sister and mom (who now both resent me due to the fact that I can't stand their precious angel) don't discipline and don't believe in spanking, and as a result he kicks, bites, hits, and screams whenever he doesn't get his way so to stop it they just let him do whatever he wants. Like for example the other day he my sister came over because she was going out on another drunken man fucking excursion and she wanted to dump him on my mom (I still live with her because my pa passed in October so I help her pay bills til she gets her widow's pension.) and as I was walking passed to take my puppy out to do her usual every 30 minute shit, he fucking smacked me as hard as he could right in my dick and I just fucking lost it. I picked the little shit up and spanked him so fucking hard he cried for an hour. My sister said he can do whatever he wants and if I don't like it I can move into a box in the street. I shit you fucking not, she defended him smacking me in the nuts for no reason. I told her when I get my own place if he ever steps foot on my property he's gonna get curbstomped so hard his kids will shit asphalt.
So, what I'm trying to ask is this. Is this normal? Is there anyone else who just can't stand their nieces or nephews? I mainly posted here because this has been a 5 year long shitfest and it needed to come out. It destroys my ma to know how I really feel about her grandchild.
(pic related; me on a daily basis now)
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>>18136511
Understand it is not that kid's fault.
But he is not being educated correctly
You need to speak with your sister. And if she doesn't listen then you speak with the kid
Never heard of a little one dick-punching an adult
But stand your fucking ground.
Don't give in to your mom or your sister
Don't let a fucking kid be your owner. Make him understand he's gotta respect you as an adult and your mom also
Tell your sister that if her kid is nit being disciplined when he clearly should be you will step in the wholes she's made in his education because she is a mother who has a kid that doesn't respect adults.
Which is a basic lifeskill
Don't blame the kid though
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How old is the kid?
If he is like 8 or younger, you gotta understand he is a kid and probably spoiled. 9 and above, he definetaly needs discipline.
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>>18136521
Thank you for replying, I actually wasn't expecting much of a reply. The thing is though, I've told her multiple times that if she doesn't discipline him I'm gonna do it, and she knows I'm pretty fucking mean when I get mad. Not 'beat your child with a bat' mean, just spank the shit out of you til you behave mean. I've told them both that he's being raised poorly, and they see no problem with it. Talking to him won't help though, he keeps his distance from me since the spanking thing. Which I like because it means I can do my shit in peace and not worry about a kid screaming "THAT'S MINE!" when he sees me playing games on my computer.
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Don't know if I'm being a little bitch, or if my feelings are genuine and okay. 2017-03-18 01:16:57 Post No.18136509
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Don't know if I'm being a little bitch, or if my feelings are genuine and okay.
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Okay so the background needed for this concern of mine is as follows:
>Be me.
>Be in relationship for 4 years
>GF ends it right before four-year anniversary. This was 5 months ago
>She had many concerns that she cited as main issues but one hit me the hardest...The first thing she brought up as what I should have noticed when the break up blind sided me was how she didn't want to have sex as much. I honestly noticed it but didn't think much about it until she said it was a big issue.
>Literally just stated sex with me as a big issue that brought upon the end of the relationship but never said anything along the way or tried to work with me.
Anyway there's the context. I'm living my life as best I can doing normal life things but the idea of another relationship has kinda been shit on by what she said to me. It literally never leaves my mind and when it does it always comes back up when I even consider trying to get a new gf. I wanted to maybe get closure by asking what I was doing wrong but I fear that it might be something I can't fix.
Any general thoughts or advice for me guys? Am I being a little twat about it or is this a legit concern?
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For the love of God at least one person respond please.
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>>18136644
Off yourself faggot. Happy?
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If it is about sex then know women are crazily different when it comes to all things sex. You may not have been compatible with your ex but your new gf may be super compatible.
The only universal though with sex is communication. Be a good communicator about what you want and need and listen to her when she communicates to you.
Your ex was either a shit communicstor or maybe you werent listening.
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Mother Will Not Stop Buying Dogs 2017-03-18 12:52:15 Post No.18136451
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Please help me. My mother won't fucking stop buying dogs. She's 54, still has tens of thousands in credit card debt, doesn't have her house paid off.
>mother and father divorce when I'm 12
>mother has she's acted bipolar and fucking crazy my whole life
>everything goes reasonably okay for her until the year before I leave for college. She buys a dog outta nowhere. Whatev, I like the dog.
>I leave for college, a semester goes by, I come home and she bought another dog. That's ok, 2 dogs are fine for one person.
>a year goes by. I come home from college and she has bought two more dogs. this is too many dogs for A SINGLE WOMAN to take care of.
>She spends thousands of dollars buying clothes for them, buying toys, taking them to the vet, buying food, buying pee pads.
>Just came home tonight for spring break. Like with the other dogs, she has kept it hidden from me that she bought it so that I couldn't stop her. She bought another fucking puppy.
The dogs piss and shit everywhere. None of them are trained to pee outside, but she uses little mats for them to go on.
My mother begs my other family members for money so that she can pay for electricity and internet - when I asked her how she paid for this dog, she said she "saved her money". What the fuck? That's just her using the money my other relatives got. Like I said, she it tens of thousands in debt and she's in her fifties.
She says she wants to breed the dogs and then sell the offspring, but I think this is just an excuse for her to buy more god damn puppies so that she can fill the void in her heart that used to be filled by my father (since he divorced her) and myself (since I go to college).
Every single one of the 5 dogs is a yorkshire terrier.
Please fucking help me I don't know how I can stop her from destroying our McMansion house and my inheritance with these dogs. Should I get my other family members to cut money off? How can I convince her to go to therapy? Sorry for blog post and reddit formatting
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>mcmansion
hahahahaha
idk man. what else is she gonna do?
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An anonymous call to the police or a different department that would be relevant in your country. Pretend to be a neighbour or something.
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>They're all yorkshire terriers
Couldn't hold back a chuckle
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How do you get laid in college?
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>>18136426
Meet people, flirt, if both are game then fuck.
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have sex
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Find out who the stacies are and shoot your goo my dude
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I have oral herpes (outbreaks maybe once or twice a year). I had always thought that youre only contagious when you have an open sore. But I ended up passing them on to someone when I didn't have an outbreak. How do I disclose this with future partners?
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>>18136425
Everyone has herpes.
Seropositivity percentage for herpes simplex 1 is in the high 90's.
No one cares.
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>>18136439
It's normalized in the US but I gave it to a euro girl and she was devastated. Apparently no one has it in her country.
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>>18136439
Everyone has type 2 herpes -- no one thinks of it as an STD though because like you said nearly everyone has it. If someone's had a cold sore around their lip, then it's herpes. But no one thinks of it that way.
Not everyone has the STD type herpes, though. If you feel it's your moral imperative to let your partners know, then bring it up before you do anything with them. It's pretty considerate that you've thought about it -- be prepared for some potential partners to turn you down, they might dump you.
I started seeing a girl a week ago, and today we went to a party and she started making out with her female friend in a 'tee hee so funny' kinda way.
We haven't put ANY labels on our relationship, and we haven't made any verbal commitments, but it bothered me so much that I left.
How do I handle this? Is it something to discuss with her, or is it grounds to completely stop seeing her?
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>>18136402
just cut contact, if she asks, tell her why, but leave her
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>>18136402
Talk to her. You've only been seeing her for a week, so you don't exactly have a claim, but if you tell her you're not okay with what she did she might realize she crossed a line. Some chicks do this and think nothing of it. Base your decision whether to stay with her or leave on her reaction after you've talked to her.
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>>18136402
Sounds like you're still a kid. These things will happen. Kids are dumb. They do dumb things.
Honestly, you and I both know this isn't a serious relationship. You aren't going to marry this girl. If I were you I'd just stick around and have some fun with her, maybe get a few good fucks in and when she finally reaches her maximum weirdness just move on. Getting jealous and butthurt over some silly, week old adolescent relationship is a fucking bummer, kid. Stop taking these things seriously.
Relationships at this age are like amusement parks. You know deep down you have to leave eventually so you might as well hop on a few rides while you're there. Don't get all pissed off and leave and think later on "Well damn, maybe I should of gone on the roller coaster one more time..."
If you play your cards right you can probably spin this into a threesome. Don't be jealous, kid. Be smart.
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Forgetting girlfriends name 2017-03-18 12:25:51 Post No.18136384
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Forgetting girlfriends name
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I've been dating this girl for two months now. It's one of the best relationships of my life and I'm head over heels for her...
But I keep forgetting her name? Like, I'm not calling her by the wrong name, but I'll have, say, the thought to text her or something, and spend ten seconds blanking before I remember what name to put into my phone. Just little shit like that. Sometimes I even have to mentally run through relationships I've had over the years quickly in my head before I remember where I'm up to.
Please tell me this is normal and I don't have early onset Alzheimer's or something. I'm a pretty forgetful person as is, but I cant pretend this doesn't bother me.
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It's not normal and you probably have some degenerative brain disease
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>>18136384
Maybe you should ask her about this? She could probably help you to remember.
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>>18136384
Def not normal. You have a brain tumor, dude. RIP.
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Sleeping with my oneitis again 2017-03-18 12:21:07 Post No.18136374
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Sleeping with my oneitis again
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It seems theres a lot of femanons on this board and id love a female perspective on this, or just advice from anyone really
Me and my ex broke up just under a year ago, she was a virgin when she met me and we had the most intense relationship iv ever had which lasted about 2 years, i was her first love her first fuck first heartbreak first everything. But we had a very messy breakup and both of us were completely broken afterwards
So after not talking to each other for months she came over out of the blue and we started sleeping with each other again the past week and its been amazing, we've been getting along so well, talking to each other nonstop and had the most passionate sex iv ever had
After we hooked up again the only thing that was going through my head was holy fuck i cant live without this girl. iv slept with a lot of girls an had long term relationships before but nothing ever came close to this.
The thing is since we'v been broken up shes had a lot of one night stands and slept with a bunch of guys, 5 that i know about and im sure its probably double that in reality.I dont know if shes sleeping with other people at the moment because i havn't asked her, and i dont know if i should bring it up, i dont want to sound insecure and jealous.
I don't know how to feel? Part of me is like, what the fuck am i doing?? shes slept with all these fucking guys and im still going back to her? And the other part is like, we were broken up whats the problem, but its just eating me up and i need to talk to her about it but i don't know how. I don't know if i should just cut things off again and go back to constantly missing her or what to do i'm so confused
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>>18136374
>the most intense relationship
What does this even mean? Didn't even read further because this is such a stupid phrase
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>>18136382
most loving passionate crazy ups and downs etc
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>>18136388
So an emotional roller coaster? A fucked up relationship that was never going to last?