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Are you fucking serious

>>18145300
"hey gf, want to come work out with me today? its legs/butt day!"
repeat until dat ass is achieved

She can't get a new ass. Either break up with her or deal with it.

Sounds like it's permanently lost, in this case there is nothing you can do and any worrying will cause you pain, therefore there is no point in worrying - unless you're a masochist.

If it's any consolation, I think that most people who find something like that wouldn't do anything malicious with the data, it's the same thing with people returning lost passports or wallets.

>>18145318
the last i remember of it was it fell on the side of my bed, i didnt really care about it. some new dirty fuckers moved into the apartment below mine and they own a dirty dog and i dont think they wash because they always stink and theres flies buzzing around on their floor and people complain about the smell when they walk past their house. anyway since then there have been mice in everyones apartments, is it possible do you think that a mouse could have moved it?

>>18145333
Anything is possible but the point is it's lost. I'm not sure about mice but I kind of doubt it, just based on the size ratio of mice to usb, although I'm sure you can run some searches on mice and hoarding small objects.

Maybe you have people frequently over and someone lifted it?

You have to find something to live for - only you can know/discover what that is.

Yes being afraid to go outside is not good. I have the same thing, it's called agoraphobia. Whenever you notice you have that feeling, you have to ignore it and force yourself to go outside. Going for walks every day helps me, every day I try to take a different route.

You've also convinced yourself that lots of this is because you just don't like the weather, maybe you don't need that thing you were going to go out and get, you don't have a car, whatever. It's all because you are afraid/anxious.

>>18145260
Start by
>>>/fit/ read sticky and lose that fat fatass. Start going regurally to swimming pool / gym and buy groceries when returning home. Learn to cook to impress your future gf.

Apply to some job, doesnt matter which one, preferably something where you will get in contact with coworkers or other people.

Return in a year to report on your progress. Once you will be normie, we will work on you getting gf and starting family.

Godspeed anon. Do it all tommorow or I will find you and slap you. Dont let me down!

>>18145301
I am anxious but I am not afraid, I always feel unpleasant to break my comfort zone unless I want to compete.
People around me stopped being competitive, I used to play vidya or do sports with friends, but they just grew older and stopped to.

I feel like if someone provoked me to do anything I will do it right away, but there is literally no one, I have no friends in this country, especially this city, it just has pubs and people come from London to drink and for private reasons leaving is not an option.

Yeah, there is also this thing that I have to be here.

depends on what you're interested in.

As a blue collar worker I advocate not doing this shit. It takes years off your life, drains you physically and doesn't challenge you mentally. You're also a wages lave, although with a decent wage.

>>18145257
Uh... white collar, obviously? You make a lot more money, it won't physically cripple you, and people will give you more respect.

And yeah I get it, "white collar you sit at a desk all day", but you're not exactly trekking the Annapurna Circuit or skipping through the meadows with blue collar work. It's more likely to be outdoors but it'll still be dull and uncomfortable.

Not shit talking anyone who has a blue collar job, it's just my dad had one and told me to bust my ass to avoid that grunt work.

>>18145245

therapist can help but they likely wont be able to give you any more insight than a really good friend. in this sort of situation they'd just be there to help organize thoughts and make suggestions.

>>18145245

>Is this something a psychologist (or psychiatrist or therapist) can help me with?

Think of it like this; there is no downside to therapy. If it goes terribly wrong and isn't helpful in the slightest the WORST thing that could happen is you just end up back where you started.

>>18145251

save for financially depending on your insurance.

>>18145126

So, the sex was so awful that she never wants to see you again. Use your embarassement and shame as a tool to get over your obsession with her.

>>18145158
That's what I figured, but I just can't believe the sex was THAT bad. She accidentally peed a little when I pulled out and got super embarrassed, so I had been chalking it up to her being embarrassed at first. But it's been over a week now so I guess she wasn't impressed with my dick.

I regret having sex with her now because we'd still be friends if we hadn't.

>>18145212
Woman are mysterious creatures.
It could be you, your body part, your performance, her, her performance, her body part, justin bieber or period time.

Have you gave her free orgasm by your tongue first? If not, try that with next girl before the dicking part.

>>18145090
yes keep clean

>>18145093
but how long can i keep the lube on my dick
im going to use astro glide

>>18145106
until u cum

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Accept the memes into your heart friend. Don't let your memes be dreams.

>>18145086
>claims he is master memer
>doeant even post rare pepe meme
I dont believe you.

>>18145086
All life is a waste, might as well get forty keks out of it all. As long as you're taking care of yourself and not being a leech, meme away sir.

Is there something else you feel like you should be doing instead? Or is it just a nagging feeling that you 'should' be doing 'something'?

help bump please

bump please

Hire a lawyer.

>>18145017
Don't bang her.

>>18145056
yeah. I do realize thats the best course. Women are such fucking complicated garbage.

Bang her.

>>18144997
Yes, you're trash. /thread

>>18145002
What was the limit I passed?

>>18145010
You've had sex

>>18144983
Break up. You're toxic for each other.
You hurt each other purposely.

Don't post pics of your gf on 4chan.

>>18144983
>i called her a name and now she's mad at me wat do

Welp. You could apologize for calling her names. There were much better ways to convey what you felt, but nah, you went on the offensive.

Forgot. Last night I had chills.

Have you been eating and sleeping well? That means eating routinely and sleeping consistently (not too much sleep, and not too little).

It's been a mixed bag since the time change.

>>18144875

If they are really doing this - then who gives a flying fuck if they know it was you? Fuck this person.

Call your local police immediately and tell them what you know and if you don't - you might as well be molesting this child yourself.

>>18144875
Find any way you can to undermine the adult. Make it so they seem very untrustworthy. That's if you want to be all discreet and shit.
Just find a way to discredit the adult and make them sound like a bad, irresponsible person. Your goal is to make it so nobody would think of leaving their kids to them.

I actually naively hope this is genuine and you can help.

>>18144875
Inform the police, not social services. If the abuser is 'protected' and the child is still in danger then take justice into your own hands. Do something immediately.
But for clarity, what information do you have that makes you think this?

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>>18144849
>How do I stop hating life?
Start making your bed in the morning.

Develop some sort of routine. Stick to that routine. Start by fixing your sleep schedule if it's fucked up. Wake up and go to sleep at roughly the same time every day (within 30 min)

Eat breakfast. Make sure it's healthy. Lots of people with anxiety, depression, etc. don't eat as they should, especially while they're in a funk. Eating helps a little bit.

Start small. You ever hear of Occam's Razor? Basically, if you have a huge problem at hand, it's generally more practical to start at the smallest solution possible and work you're way up.

Little things may not seem like much, but they'll quickly add up.

Once you're feeling comfortable in that, try to supplement your life a little bit with a hobby or something. Make sure it's creative, or at least active.

I don't know. I spent a lot of time when I was younger just questioning "why?" y'know? Cus like, it's hard to work towards something if you feel as if you have no reason. What I try to tell everyone is to live your life as simply as possible, don't be materialistic, try to get to where asking "what's the point?" isn't even a question that needs to be asked.

>>18144882

p much this

it takes a lot of time, but I've felt similar to OP and now I'm an optimist

be patient with yourself, humble, and have perseverance and I promise you will improve

>>18144849
Lol this thread again.
>hurr durr i desperately want to die
>uses the word 'desperately'
>but i dont wanna kill myself lol

Bro. Razorblade. Arm. Down river, not across street. It doesn't hurt that bad, I've tried it myself but I failed. Now I'm cool with living.

"He who does not lack the will to die, shall never lack the means. "
Seneca