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Her vagina has a smell that's slightly off. Like a bit sour footy. It's not pungeant but not appetizing. How the hell am I going to deal with this? She's not very pretty but I sort of like her anyway and I have hard time getting chix. Like really hard time. I'm not physically ugly just a spaz
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>>18142748
tell us, is this just her problem, or is it the first vagina you've smelled?
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>>18142754
this is vital info OP.
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Presuming you're a virgin for a moment:
Every woman smells and tastes different.
If you're not a virgin:
Every woman smells and tastes different.
If she's not appetizing, then don't go down on her. Simple enough.
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I Think I'm in a Weird Long Distance Relation 2017-03-20 03:14:12 Post No.18142728
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I Think I'm in a Weird Long Distance Relation
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Met a cute girl on Omegle in February, so we talked for like 3 hours in one sesh. I think things escalated smoothly to the point where we were talking about sex positions/fetishes.
I kept fucking around until I noticed she was actually horny. Then I asked her to check if she was wet.
Turns out she was, so we keep talking then I noticed her moving around on a pillow. I called her out and somehow we start masturbating together on webcam but she only can see my face, while she was way too horny/showing her bra/almost took it off.
Before we ended it we exchanged Snaps/Phone #s and we texted for a month. She lives in Ohio and I live in FL, the distance is obviously far so we prob won't see each other/date/fuck.
We've done this like Webcam thing twice now, however I know it's going to get boring fast so the second time I called her and we heard each other/sex talk. We text each other. She snaps me sometimes but it's always like "Show me ur dickkkk" or "Show me ur face"
She's mature when she texts me normally but kind of young when she's horny, mind you
This Girl is constantly telling me to send nudes (digital touch message) prob as a joke, and I politely decline with a "how bout...no"
She hasn't snapped me anything nude either or any teasing pic so I don't get what she wants.
She responded with a "I probably don't wanna see ur dick anyways" "I feel it would make it weird for both of us" (no shit)
then I said "nah, not really, we saw each other already" "it's just I'm not tht easy haha"
now she said "So we couldn't fuck then" (no idea wtf she's talking about)
and then 5 mins later said "I'm not easy either btw I just get really horny, ok?"
How the fuck do I respond to this? and what's a good way to deal with this shit without letting the convo die off (she mentioned I'm interesting/surprising but I kind of want to move on to physical shit u kno)
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BUMP ANY1 help pls
I pulled the trigger and responded "wym lol'
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FUCKKK I THOUGHT THIS BOARD WAS USEFUL BUT TURNS OUT ITS UTTER SHITTT
SHES CRYING NOW!!
lol jk
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ANYONE PLEASE SHE SAID "WYM TO WHAT"
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I asked a girl I've had my eye on for years out for a date and she said yes. At first I was excited, but then that excitement turned into anxiety. I realized that this girl has lots of guys flirting with her and she's very sexually open, made me super panicked that I might have a super small window to win this girl over before she moves on to someone else. I was talking to my friend about it and she pointed out that I'm not mentally well and these mental issues have caused me to be really shitty in relationships and I should just avoid them until I'm better, and while I'm inclined to agree I'm clinging onto the fact I may very well have a small window with this girl and there's a real chance I'll may never have another opportunity with this girl unless I take this one
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>>18142709
What makes you think that there are lots of dudes after her? Although your friend could be right, if the chick is very attractive then chances are its true. Also, what are your intentions with her? Do you actually want to date, or just bang?
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>>18142729
He wants affection whatever it may be.
That's what being a human is like.
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>>18142737
A relationship and a one night stand can both give you affection (to a degree), but people usually want one or the other. I'm asking because depending on what OP wants, he'll have to approach the situation differently.
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In a long distance relationship with a girl.
How the fuck do I have a serious conversation about our state of the relationship without it leading to the end of the relationship?
In my mind it seems like no matter how I bring it up it will wind up probably with one or both of us just saying "fuck it."
Current situation is that we're quite a long way away. Far enough that driving isn't an option and it takes a considerable amount of cash to get to meet up. We're hoping it is temporary and we (or at least I) am working for a way to bring us physically closer together.
However at the moment our relationship feels incredibly one sided. It's gotten to the point where I end our skypes with "love you" and she responds with "bye bye." This is the kind of thing I want to bring up. Essentially, I'd love to make this work (we've been at the long distance thing for half a year) but I can't find any motivation to keep trying if she is going to discourage me in small ways like this. I guess what I want to know is, how do I bring up the fact that I think we're growing apart in order to bring us back together? Or is there simply no way? It feels like there isn't a way.
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>how do I bring up the fact that I think we're growing apart in order to bring us back together? Or is there simply no way? It feels like there isn't a way.
You're right in that there isn't unless there is a physical or financial bond holding you together.
LDRs are like the shirt in your image. You can call it clothing but it's not really useful.
Your GF has found the relationship isn't giving her what she needs and likely has her eye on someone who can.
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Talking about the state of your relationship can be touchy because it's hard to do it without coming across as overly critical.
My advice is to be specific in what you're asking for. Tell her, specifically, "I would really appreciate it if you said you loved me more often." Don't just tell her "it annoys me when you do X." Tell her, "I would like it if you would do Y."
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tell her to show theme tits
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>5' 8"
>18
>190lbs (dropped from 200 in 2 months)
I am completely /fit/ illiterate so I don't really know what my goal is. My question is : What weight do I need to reach to lose the man tits, and what would my diet need to be for me to get toned while I lose the fat?
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>What weight do I need to reach to lose the man tits
No idea, it's different for everyone.
>diet need to be for me to get toned while I lose the fat?
Getting "tone" is just losing fat. Stop being a normie retard.
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>>18142626
ok thx
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>>18142616
There are 3500 calories in a pound of fat.
Your BMR is 1856 calories. Your true caloric needs if you're being sedentary are going to run you 2227 calories. You can reasonably cut 400-500 calories per day and expect to lose a pound a week or so. Don't forget to factor in your exercise in your calorie needs and increase your food accordingly.
You won't get toned from losing weight, thats going to require training. You need lifting and cardio. That means protein. Fats will help keep you satiated. Avoid heavily processed foods or excessive carbs.
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How do I stay off drugs /adv/, I keep relapsing and relapsing. I spent almost my last entire paycheck on drugs and drugs paraphernalia.
>3 weeks ago
>decide to quit drugs
>I give away my vaporizer and grinder
>quit drugs for 3 weeks
>Spend 150 bucks again on a vape and a grinder
>spend around 200 in drugs
>wanna genuinely quit
I even tried joining a NA group.
I've actually managed to kick alcohol, benzos and ritalin. Still hooked on weed, acid, edibles and MDMA, as much dumb as it sounds.
Mollies are definitely harmful.
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Sorry to say it but most facts point to that if you have a loving partner or family it's quite easy quitting. If you don't have support you just have to do it through will.
Don't push your family away, that might be the downfall
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It's literally "I'm going to quit drugs." and you do it. Unless you're on the nasty H, there's no excuse.
If you can't quit, then you are just mentally weak and will always be addicted to drugs. Go look at yourself in a mirror. Do you want to look at yourself in a mirror 10 years from now, high on something and remember the moment you decided you couldn't do it? Or do you wanna look in the mirror 10 years from now clean and sober and say "You did it bub!"
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>OP 10 years from now after just having sucked 10 nigger dicks so he could buy more drugs
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Hey yall, have been having psychosis troubles for about 6 or so years, was recently in a mental instutution and are now home again.
The docters aren't sure if im showing early signs of "Schizofrenia" or if I might have "Dissociative identity disorder".
That being said what mostly happned during my time in the institution was that I was given alot of pills, a pat on the back, and let me go.
But I'm not sure what to do with this information about my state of mind. I feel like I should do something to stop my decline into obscurety.
Have you guys any suggestions? Like life choices, or important things to think about?
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>>18142580
>psychosis
>schizophrenia
>happened
>a lot
>obscurity
Find a good psychiatrist, find a good therapist with experience doing long-term psychodynamic work, and finish fucking school.
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>>18142580
Don't take antipsychs.
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>>18142614
Normally thats not bad advice, but if OP is actively psychotic over a significant period of time...well...schizophrenia is degenerative.
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What are the biggest disadvantages to joining the military?
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>>18142544
potential death... its hard to maintain a romantic relationship, but if you're not a disney-tard like most of the people on this board are you'll do fine.
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>>18142572
I can't die, I'm the main character.
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>>18142631
its 2013, main characters tend to die, and tragically young i might add.
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Does Penis Size Affect Vaginal Tightness 2017-03-20 01:39:45 Post No.18142512
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I've been completely paranoid about this for the past year. I got it into my head that once vaginas have had a big penis in them, they will never again feel quite as tight to a thinner penis.
Is there any effect? Do bigger penises loosen vaginas? Can you tell if a girl has been with a bigger guy?
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The last girl I slept with told me she'd been with bigger, but she still complained that I was too big. I don't really think it makes a difference, anon.
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>>18142512
Vaginas can tighten back up over time so it really depends on how big the schlong was and how long it's been. If she was recently with mandingo you might be able to tell but if it's been a while (like several months to a year) her vag will be back to normal.
Remember that vaginas were made to push out babies so it's unlikely that a penis can ever do permanent damage
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>>18142523
Did she feel tight to you though? In comparison to other girls
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Do they really tighten fully? Or is there likely to be some permanent loosening because of the excessive stretching
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So I was on here earlier asking if anyone else has seen this, and someone told me of a screen recording app I could get.
So I got it and managed to get a picture of it.
This thing will happen randomly, only be there for maybe a half of a second, and will spin clockwise as it both shrinks and fades.
What the fuck am I looking at exactly?
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And it shrinks as it fades
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Can you check your apps list?
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>>18142685
What would I be looking for?
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I'm currently trying to move out of my parents house and I'm looking for advice on apartment living and just basic stuff like how to go about things and buy eating utensils.
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>go on craigslist and look for apartment listings
>call each place within your price range and ask to see it even if it doesn't look great
>go check them out and figure out which ones willing to take you
>apply, and put down a deposit
>call the power company and ask to put the power in your name
>call gas and water and internet and other utilities you want (like cable) and ask for it as well
>dont be afraid to say 'hey this is my first time getting an apartment, i move in on X day, how do i get this set up?' you arent the first one to have this happen, they'll explain it
>then make a list of e verything you need to buy
>go to the store, and instead of going straight for those items, go down every single fucking aisle and see what else you might need to buy that you hadn't thought of.
>anything you do need, but not immediately, put on a new list to buy over time
thats pretty much it.
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>>18142459
You're gonna need some basics
Think about when you shower, or cook, sleep, etc
what do you use?
Many things can be bought at a thrift store or craigslist, other things you'll need to get from walmart
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>>18142459
Start following this guide OP to help you manage your finances. Start now before you are in a hole sucking dicks for rent.
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My grandfather died, one day i was talking to him, pretending to laugh at his old jokes and a few days later i saw him again, this time inside a coffin with his lifeless body hard and cold.
I loved him very much and i miss him a lot, and ever since he died i couldn't stop thinking about death. My family is religious and they all talk about him being in heaven or whatever now, but i'm not religious, i don't believe that crap about paradise or hell, i don't believe in afterlife, i think this life is the only one we have and the moment our brain activity completely stops, we cease to exist forever.
I just don't know how to deal with the fact that i'll die too one day, with the fact that no matter what i do in life, how long i live, what i accomplish or what i leave behind, i too will cease to exist one day and this body that now writes this post will become a cold carcass that will then be buried six feet under for maggots to eat until it becomes a pile of bones.
And the bittersweet part is not being able to know WHEN or HOW your life will end.
What do you guys think about this? How do you feel about your death?
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>>18142436
Pol was right
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>>18142436
Death is just going back to the way you were in 1700.
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>>18142436
It'll get better once you turn 18.
How to combat narcolepsy without medication?
I never can't wake up, no matter what, I had this problem since childhood, and it's only gotten worse after puberty.
I don't experience cataplexy nor I nod off during daytime, but I have a big problem with waking up, have issues with REM sleep, and am always tired and lethargic.
Also caffeine and high protein foods don't help.
What should I do?
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>>18142433
So loud noises don't wake you up at all? Are you like virtually comatose when you sleep or something?
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>>18142442
Practically. When I was a kid I fell from a bunk bed and didn't wake up, and few years ago, back in high school, my friend tried to wake me up by dragging me out of bed and on the floor, I just proceeded to kick him in the head, he left, and I just went to sleep, there, on the floor, but I actually woke up in my bed, later that day.
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Oh, yeah, sometimes I can't fall asleep, actually, normally it takes me an hour, when I was a kid it took me two hours. So I really don't know if it's narcolepsy, insomnia, or something else.
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What is up with my ribcage/body structure? Going to the gym is causing chronic pain and walking is kinda weird
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>>18142426
A little wide on the hips but looks normal
I'm a /fitfag/, tell me what part of your workout hurts and maybe I can help
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>>18142432
it hurts to sit and stand, the pain is pretty consistent
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another pic
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so a girl i've liked for so long finally seemed to be showing interest in me recently (she liked me awhile back) until my "friend" told her that I planned on raping her and spread that shit (he also likes her). Cleared the air with her but there's just obvious awkwardness when speaking. Do I bring it up again or??
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Wow, your "friend" is a real fucking shithead, and you should probably cut him off. Honestly, I'd give the girl some space, continue to be friendly but I really wouldn't be active in seeking her out, until things cool off. Your objective is to make her realize that the other dude is a fucking liar, and that you feel uncomfortable with the situation he threw you in (which is totally understandable), but it doesn't change the way you feel about her, just slows things down a little. Do NOT distance yourself/ignore/act cold towards her. Basically, don't make yourself look guilty, since this will definitely put her off.
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>>18142413
definitely don't talk about that again. She probably understands your friend is an idiot. Awkwardness goes away slowly but your friend will always be an asshole for her.
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>>18142413
What the fuck? Your main concern shouldn't be this girl, it should be your friend. Absolutely purge him from your life.