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>>18145199
Nice dubs allackbar killer, but wouldn't it be better if you learned another language and stopped your career in the army? It's pretty meaningless to work for countries now days.
Unless you want easy money for what you already know to do, then keep it up and find an anime waifu to purify your mind.

>>18145199
I am afraid you will have to learn how to live with it for the rest of your life. You should think twice before joining that line of work. I am meak, i would never want to harm others human being.

>there will be always men willing to do
>what others can not

I've beheaded several pet cats before.

Once our pet cat became gravely ill. Possibly due to the fact that my wife accidentally punted her (She was running in the hallway at night) and then a day later i accidentally stepped on her full force after a long night of video games.

The little fella was so sick she was shitting blood. She also just had kittens but she was practically a kitten herself, so maybe thats what sickened her. Well anyways, I had to put her down and I could not think of a more noble way to put a creature down than a clean beheading with an axe.

My next beheading was her child. Not too long ago actually. He was attacked by dogs. They crushed his spine. He couldn't walk. And with the swing of my mighty axe, I sent hunter the cat to meet his mother in the afterlife. *Chop*

the next killing was an annoying stray that broke into home and snuck into the attic. I had to set up multiple traps just to catch the bastard. Once i caught him in a cage i began to carry him down from the attic. That's when he escaped his cage. Somehow is slipped between an opening in the box cage. He then went mad in my house. I chased him around every room. He knocked over my coffee machine. He scratched me. Bit me. Etc.

Fuck it. I went for the axe and came back in. The little shit was now resting on the kitchen table.

*Sneak up behind him*, heh. nothing personal kid.

And with 1 fell swoop his life had ended. Right before my very eyes. Dead on the table, His twitching body pressed against my cold steel. His head lay motionless on the floor. Gone like that.

I hate cats. And dogs

I'm "worse" off than you and I'm doing alright m8, why are ya feeling so bad about not having a gf?

If you want one there are plenty of women out there you can talk to

what do you mean by fucked, also?

>>18144853
Ugly girls need love to anon, lower your standards

>>18144869
Starting to worry I"m gonna get to like 30 without meeting anybody :(, and some of my friends are meeting women.

feels bad :(

>>18143855
You have unlimited potential as long as you are alive, don't waste it.

It might seem impossible, but through hard work or pure luck you can accomplish anything!

If you are asking for the meaning of life, it's self-defining. You define what the meaning of your own life is.

If you don't want to live that's too bad because life is all you got, try to make something out of it atleast.

And don't ever make permanent decisions because of temporary feelings, I know it might seem like you will always live like you do right now but anything can change at any point.

Feel free to let it all out, I'm all ears.

>>18143855
>have no extreme psychological issues
>Im tired of living. I am interested in death
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

Anyways, your family would want what's best for you unless they are selfish. If you have a strong urge to no longer live then they will accept your departure. Just make it crystal clear that you absolutely looked forward to and wanted death. If they do not approve then fuck them for being selfish. They would rather you life in apathetic agony than to achieve true peace because they are selfieh and they dont want to not have you around.

If life has become a miserable boring drag then Do what's best for you. Im positive your family, along with the the rest of the world, will continue trucking on and moving forward without you.

>>18143855
If you have no reason left to enjoy life for yourself, do the logcal thing and put your life towards something logically good for the world. Spend your time volunteering in soup kitchens, work for charities, clean your local streets.

>>18143649
you can play this game all day in your head, is it wrong to kill a murderer? only your conscience can decide

>>18143649
I agree.

>>18143649
Your ethics are your own, as everyone has their own morals and ethics. You can do whatever you want.

Realize that the more men you sleep with or have sexual interaction with the more men who will want nothing to do with you and will consider you to be too "high mileage".

>>18142434
I took lsd the other week. I was happy for the first time in my 24 years of living. It revealed to me that I've been depressed for nearly as long as i can remember. Something must have shaken me from a very early age. My character is in it's basis tragically neurotic, unable to experience any one moment without fleeing it in one way or another.

It may sound trivial. But that's deeply tragic.

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>>18142434
Ever since I was young my family has been slowly pulling itself apart until it's just me and my older brother sharing a place. My last childhood friend still visits and we do stuff together, but the both of them want me to get a job. I try to explain that I want to go to school but I just want to be alone with vidya and anime

I don't know what I'm doing with my life at all.

I'm 20 years old and I'm nearing the end of my second year at University. My studies are going alright, but that's just about it. I've always been pretty introverted and never socialised as much as I should have. I have 3 or 4 people that I speak to on a daily basis, all of which I feel like I am friend with out of necessity and convenience rather than feeling a true friendship with. They're not bad people, I just don't have much in common with them and conversation never goes past small talk and idle chatter about what we did at the weekend. I've never had a girlfriend either.

Now that university's almost over I'll probably get a job when it finishes, and that job might end up being some grim and depressing 9 to 5. I'm worried that I'll get stuck in a job like that for the next 30 to 40 years and my life will just zip by, I'll just be a bitter fuck for a good part of my life thinking of all the shit I never did when I was younger. I'm worried that I've missed out on having lots of experiences I'll get the chance to have and that I've spent the past 4 or 5 years doing fuck all for myself.

I'm just scared that I've wasted the past 20 years and that I've missed out on things everyone else hasn't. Everyone else I know has had girlfriends, has had really great and memorable experiences. I just don't know what the fuck I'm doing or what I'm going to do, and it's concerning me more and more.

>>18147252

make yourself the main character in your own story, instead of a satellite character in someone elses.

Depends, what's the gameplan? You guys have been together long enough to consider moving there together imo.

>>18147257
I cannot move away from here for the next 3 years. I started school here and I have to finish.
We've been together for nearly 9 years, since we were 14.

No. The only thing you will get are false memories. Stop trying to conjure up things that probably never happened.

>>18147147
>Should I slowly work my way into deeper memories
no, you have no idea what you are doing.

>should I take a psychadelic and go all in in one sitting?
are you legally retarded ?

> but I don't know if remembering it while tripping would be too much for me.

seriously, are you retarded ?

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>>18147172
The reason I don't fully believe they're false is because I distinctly remember there being a feeling of sexuality that I had towards her.

Like I said, I have definite examples that allow for a legitimate belief of molestation.

I didn't randomly wake up one day and say "yeah I'm pretty sure my mom violated me, so I'm gonna make stuff up about it"

I've read into this extensively, so I'm not a complete idiot on the topic. I feel very strongly about this.

>>18146977

What the fuck is MSM? What the fuck is ETH?

Spare those of us who don't live their lives off of a meme the need to go Google for your niche acronyms.

>>18146977
honestly I tuned out of half of that because you sound like a terrible person
But I got that you and your gf don't have stuff in common, or the same ideologies, or even that you like her, so you should just dump her
tell her she's dumped
/thread

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Go visit some trashy areas like the florida panhandle, I'm sure you'll find your white-power meth bride.

>>18146964
It's either less than 50, because 10 people marked everything, or it's insufficient data, because the question is about the interviewers which are the people giving the survey. Depends on whether you think that was deliberate or if you thing the question is just poorly worded and written by an idiot.

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Clever!! Thanks for helping. What about this next one?

>>18146978
This is nonsense. The % of men and women in a given population should be roughly equal though so 50%. I'm done here.

what is your method for practicing writing?

>>18146880
just writing short stories for now

What did you expect? That your first few stories would be a masterpiece and in the space of a year or two you'd be the next Hemmingway? Your stories probably aren't good enough and the praise you got was most likely from people with even less talent and experience than you. If you think they are shit, then that means you already know how to start improving them.

If you're serious about writing, then you've got to treat it like you're aiming for a gold at the Olympics. And I'm serious about that level of dedication and work. Writing for at least an hour a day, thinking intelligently about your work, and pushing your craft as far you can.

Let me ask you this. How many short stories have you actually read? Why do you want to write short stories? How much time do you put into each one?

Most of the wannabe writers I know stick to short stories because they're 'easy', but they don't have any interest in the form. They've never even picked up a literary magazine in their entire lives. They don't give a shit about creating and writing a story - they just look at them as practice novels or a way to workshop style. Then they go around showing people a first draft they put all of three hours into like it was their magnum opus. I've put more effort into taking a shit in the past couple of days. If you're not on at least a complete third draft which required serious re-structuring, then I don't want to hear about it. It isn't good enough and you're just being lazy.

Now fuck off and go write something.

Pros:
>its not strenuous like manual labour
>you can get a bit of slack off, its not too intensive, so you can browse /adv on the job.
>skills are transferrable
>vidya are cool, maybe the staff are nice.

Cons
>youre 31, a younger person might steal your job, companies like employing attractive people at the front desk, it sells better and the labour is cheap
>its not upwardly mobile, like say accounting is.
>might get lonely.
>do you really want to do the same thing day in day out? Isnt that why you want to leave cooking?

>pros: none

>cons: you're working in retail

>>18146853
Thank you for this anon

To add to the OP, I'm a board game designer myself (game is still in prototype status, been working on it for about a year and a half).

The current kitchen I work at is 6 nights a week, full time with crap pay, but I get by. It's the 6 nights that are burning me out. It's one of those jobs that, everyones old, nobody takes a day off, nothing really changes, so I'm used to that.

I'm hoping a retail jobs like this would be a start to possibly networking (not shoving my game down peoples throats, I learned that the hard way already).

>>18146815

Seek professional help.

>>18146818

Yeah I did but was just told I was depressed and I already knew that. Don't really have the money to keep seeing therapists too often

I love you anon don't kill yourself

>>18146697
He is going to retreat into an echo chamber were people only agree with him because he "experienced so much" anyways and act like anyone who doesn't behave like that is hitler

How is using the wrong pronoun transphobic?????

You only think that because HE said it specifically, or because you tag along with some SJW nutjobs who make you think a honest mistake mean you want to mass murder trans people

Seriously, you have to be understanding of his mental ilness, but he won't be understanding with your mistakes? Beat the shit out of this asshole while he's not a woman yet

>>18146710
He is transitioning, so he is a woman-ish. You see, I'm a young woman (biologically).
He sounds like he's trying really hard to be "feminine" e.g. The way he talks and the hair flicking off his face. It's all weird to me. I haven't been horrible to him/her about trans stuff. He/she was moaning about "radical feminists " who don't consider trans women women.

How can we decide for you? it's your decision

>>18146425
nice advice you twat

>>18146422
jim bean

Deal with your problem. You went into this knowing what you bought into. You don't want it? Get a divorce.

>>18146402
It's just I feel so bad about it since she really is a great person. Another thing is that she wants to have kids now and I don't want kids until I'm atleast 30.

>>18146409
Do you have children?
If so, it's too late, bro.