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Your moral character has nothing to do with your looks bro. Can be a piece of shit and still be handsome. Just have good personal hygiene, wear good looking clothes, nice hair cut, and don't be a fucking weirdo spaz and you'll be fine.

Unless you have a weak chin. Then you're fucked.

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>>18215964

>>>/r9k/ is that way, bitter virgin.

>>18215950
Just forget her, it'll be better for you
"'Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die."

Also revenge porn is a crime, ain't worth it

Realize that being with her was a waste of time. Without her now you're free to find someone you can be happy with.

Sounds like you could go for a good dose of self-improvement if you're this hung up about stuff that has already happened.

>>18215959
> Just forget her
I realize this is the grown-up thing to do, but does she really deserve that after wasting a year of my life? Zero consequences or repercussions, not even a reason why?

I stay busy and I've really been trying to move on, but here I am half a year later and still pissed off about it.

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>>18215932
you have a physical problem in your brains that impairs you from acessing short-term memory.
You can remember study history because short-term memory is different from "study" memory or long erm memory.
sorry if any derp english.
do you remember that yesterday you were suposed to give me 100 bucks? lol

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>>18215932
it's like you have your RAM half-damaged and your hard drive in optimal conditions.
i sugest you see a neuropsycologist and do some exams to see if there are any damagd areas o our brain. i can' recall what the name of the test is (its like an x-ray). i have done it and turned out to be all ok PHYSICALLY (later diagnosed with t. assburgers).
write this on a papper note:
"make an appointement for a neuropsychiatrist"
he will know what to do.
ALSO TRY THIS:
write random notes every hour of the day (mobile or papper)...see if you missed any hour.

>>18215932
What kind of time period we talking? Months+? Stuff you had done last week?

I think it is fairly common for people to not have universally good memory or feel slight decline in time. My memory for faces seems to get worse every year and I swear I'm getting worse at remembering anime related stuff too. I also get really weirded out when a family member describes some event as a kid I probably should remember but can't. If it's really causing problems though might be worth going to doctors, if just so that they can tell you its normal too.

>>18215919

I can't help you, but you do get a prize for least explicable question

>>18215919
2bh

>>18215919
why do you need to? desu is just fine

Have sex with consenting adults

Have consentual sex. Don't rape. It's not that hard. See ؜>>18215925

>>18215930
>>18215925
No, I'm referring to talking to girls of age and flirting with them.

>>18215886
shes going to fuck so many guys. dump her now and then go fuck her sis

>>18215886
>high school
So many underage & b& today. Please leave

>>18215905
>not in high school and posting to an anime message board

Thank you for being a useless member of society.

>>18215858
What ever would make you feel better anon.

Maybe 1/2 the weed and the shoes, or tee ?

Weed and tshirt. Shoes later.

>>18215858
What kind of shoes and shirt do you want that cost as much as 20g of weed?

Hong Kong is only worth living in if you're a hedge fund manager or something surely?

Living in Tokyo (a capital city of a real country not a parasitic city state) is much more fun than somewhere like HK

>>18215839
Same as London then?

Though HK is really a bad idea, specially looking at the future.

>>18215822
tldr: how to end a friendship of someone that thinks you're there best friend and friends with all your friends and family

U know that the friendship between women and men doesn't exist at all.

>>18215861
This

Unless you are literally gay

>>18215817
It looks good anon, maybe make your objective or personal statement a but longer ?

Also im sure you good with computers? that's a skill and an important one in retail.

you used to handle expensive equipment and payments so you're trustworthy with money and have experience handling cash.

Also your most likely not going to get a full time retail job from no retail experience, so apply for lots of one/two day a week ones with crappy hours and after you have experience get better hours and shit.

؜>>18215817
Language skills should only be included if the job involves speaking that language. Do you live in an area with many Cambodian speakers?

؜>>18215832
If you're bilingual, always say it.


OP, make a paragraph about why they should hire you.

>Remember, they'll call you. Call them first and your seen as desperate.

>meet cute, shy, pure girl
>shares your interests, sweet, caring
>enjoys sex with you, says shes never experienced any of this
>turns out she was molested

Yes, they do exist. But no they are not perfect like in fantasies.

>>18215764
Shyness is literally one step away from a mental illness or a psychological disorder. Anyone can suffer from trauma, anxiety or issues with self-esteem.

>>18215764
I got attractive when I was in my early 20s. Lost weight, started dressing better and taking care of myself.
Still pretty autistic and shy. Nothing as extreme as the guy in your OP, but yeah.

Painkiller Already. Where everything stated is fact.

>>18215750
I highly recommend 'Last Podcast On The Left'. They mostly deal with mystery, crime, paranormal and historical matters, but there are so many episodes that it should be easy to scout through and find something that interests you if you're into any of that! I've learnt a lot of interesting stories and facts from this podcast, and it's the sort of stuff people are really interested in hearing about so it makes you seem more interesting yourself. They're really funny guys too, always have me in stitches!

If you're interested in philosophy, history of philosophy without gaps has ancient greek to modern history in 20-30 min podcasts, tons of them very high quality, easy to understand. A few extra bits of things like Indian and non-western philosophy too

man up and win her back

>>18215757
Is that even a possibility?

>>18215762
Of course it is man. It sounds to me like you either work in a restaurant or are going to school. Here's the thing, both of those places are giant fuckfests. Everybody's just young and horny. She's flirting with these other guys because everyone flirts with everyone in those places. It doesn't mean she's in love with them, you've just got to edge them out.

bumperino

How old?

>>18215870
>im 16
>crushed on 2 girls 4 years each
Either you are not OP and a troll, or you are absolutely retarded and you will enjoy your ban.

People fuck up their erections and blood flow by doing this. You're good enough don't take a risk. Ask her to use her inside muscles to make it tighter

How is it that when i go to google i see tons of positive things about jelqing but here at 4chan, which logically i would think to be the penis enlargement capital of the internet, all i hear is that it's dangerous and gives you dick bends. Is there seriously not a single person here with a positive experience from jelqing? I'm so bummed. Thanks for the response though!

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>>18215753
When you search for positive responses you get them. Yes it works but every instruction notes to carefully follow them and do preparations (warm water, never full hard). I thought to give a go once but after reading people's regrets and ruining their dicks decided it's not worth. Well you know what erection is and what jelqing stretches but people get pop on their dick and it takes months to recover if it ever does. Read about injuries. I'm not saying it's BS.