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>>18216702
Try some more confidence boosting activies. Have you considered martial arts? Weights are great but they dont give you the same mental confidence that knowledge in fighting does.

There's nothing wrong with the way you feel, honestly but you shouldn't suppress it. Have you tried telling the police? Maybe get some help to recover. You shouldn't deal with this alone.

>>18216702
Go to a therepist

Everyone who got diddled has psych issues. I work at a drug rehab and like half of our patients were diddled or raped

>>18216679
Leave her and be alone.

>>18216679
No you didn't

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>>18216703
DID SOMEBODY SAY BAIT?

>>18216678
Were you on heroin or was the xbox 360 appealing enough to take dicks up your booty pipe

>>18216678

also a gay male hooker when i was younger (like 6 months younger...) so i know that fear. the big thing is, is there any proof? if someone randomly started claiming you were a prostitute when you were younger what evidence could they offer?

i could go online right now and write that philip defranco was sucking dick for filming equipment back before youtube got adsense. but most people have no reason to believe that

I understand your fear. The thing is, are you really going to allow that to get in the way of living your life? Now it's internet popularity, maybe some day it will be holding down a very respectable position. What else would you be willing to sacrifice out of fear of the past coming back to haunt you?

Also, for what it's worth, people having their name slandered because of internet never forgetting will only get more and more common.

>>18216667
Are you willing to do boring and difficult bullshit for many hours a week in the hopes of being trapped in a cubicle farm with other nerds for the sake of a six figure salary and stability. Are you willing to do what other people make you do for the rest of your life? Are you willing to be considered boring by women because you are? Are you willing to buy a mcmansion, get mcmarried, and have a mclife?

If your answer was yes then engineering may be for you.

Are you decent at math? Are you willing to put in hours? Do you like science and practical applications? Then you can be an engineer.

t. computer engineer

>>18216690
What do you work as, Anon?

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>>18216656
When you write a great American novel

>>18216656
>For the socially retarded.

The only advisable course of action that minimises the distress caused by being socially isolated/retarded is to get a menial job that isn't too taxing, then start a collecting hobby that will occupy a decent amount of time. I myself have started a gaming collection of a certain system of which I am edging closer and closer to completion but probably never will, in the same way Achilles will never beat the tortoise. It's an ultimately fruitless endeavour even if you do complete it but it's really for speeding up the passage of time and to avoid thinking about your current situation. Also when you go about collecting occasionally you'll run into normies, usually fucking hipsters, who for some reason are impressed by your dedication and/or collection. Savour that crumb of acceptance but DON'T get addicted to it. Acknowledge their interest but don't give them much satisfaction.

If all goes well, you'll die a busy man. Not happy mind you, just someone who was too busy to acknowledge his depression.

A tip I learnt from Dr Steve Brule:
>Go to bed early you doofus. Cos when you're sleeping there's no lonely times, just dreams.

I guarentee no one here will give better advice than this.


THERE IS NO HELP HERE.

>>18216656
>have never been able to make friends and never dated

I bet if you fixed this you wouldn't be depressed anymore. But hey, if the ultimate tranquility of death is less frightening to you than talking to people, your road to freedom is clear.

Take care.

>>18216620
I made a self hate thread yesterday and got no replies, so ill bumb this one. I have the same problem with hating myself but im not socially awkward.

>>18216620
Get therepy on your parents health insurance.

>>18216620
Easy fix

Sell your soul to Satan
You will become the most charismatic and carefree Casanova on the planet

Pussy

>>18216621
sorry

>>18216626
If you want to practice not being a pussy you should have said 'fuck you'

Whelp, too late for that

being 18 and a virgin is not a big deal, especially for low esteem/shy guys

stop being a fucking liar because that shit is stupid

but maybe maintain this one lie since you've already told it

enjoy ruining your life with lies btw m8
that shit is dissocial and self-destructive

Just keep lying, make sure you google how to find the hole before you do it.

>>18216556

Perhaps you're just extremely modest. While i agree it's impossible to know who the smartest person is someone is paying you huge compliments. Unless they've given you another reason to suspect them then you should relax and take it as it is. Congrats on the huge dick btw

>>18216571
its not huge it's just an inch larger than average

you're telling me I shouldn't be suspicious of people who are flattering me?

I think it's creepy and dishonest. I would always say, "You're very intelligent," rather than, "Oh hur hur you're the smartest person I've ever met." One is a nice complement and the other is a cause for concern.

Maybe I'm just paranoid.

>>18216556
Who is telling you this?

If it is a girl your age, she is trying to date you. Ask her on a date to fancy restaurant.

If it is somebody else, it all depends on context. By telling people nice things you are either trying to befriend them or make them happy.

Carbon monoxide leak

>>18216548

you pay for a family vacation then play sick.

>>18216562
it's a good idea, dont have enough money in my pocket tho, kinda broke.

2 weeks

yeah like any bruise it will heal

stop mistreating your dick though. it's a very sensitive area and cumulatively speaking there will be some consequences.

this one little bruise though, is not a big deal. I've had women bruise my dick with teeth and it just heal in a few days.

>>18216564

Thanks.

>>18216565

Yeah, I enjoy having aggressive sex and jerking it too hard. Will be more careful from now on.

>>18216494

dont move in with her. the fact that 'common law' exists should tell you how seriously people take moving in together. you dont move in together thinking 'yeah one day we'll break up'. thats just too complicated to handle with a shared living arrangement.

>>18216494
Pure wow op. So you are afraid of her being in love with you? Sounds like fear of commitment.

COMUNICATION. Tell her that you are moving with her because reasons.

Or are you afraid she will break up with you when she realizes you dont actually love her? Tough luck op.

Also be wary of common law in retarded cucked countries like canada here
>>18216507
You can lose half your shit even without marriage :-)

Don't do this to her. It's not fair. It's happening to me right now, and I feel completely blindsided. I feel ruined.

ingrown hair, leave it alone

>>18216399
use a razor and slice it off, go about 1/2 centimeter below the surface to get the cancer out

Either it's ingrown hair or a bug bite.
Try using ingrown hair cream or cut a aloe vera plant and put it on your bump might help.

*central european, whoops. also 20yrs.

>>18216362
Almost impossible. Godspeed Op.

>male

lol, you're fucked

how about you stop being a loser and apply for citizenship

>>18216335
lol cuck. got any nudes of her? post em

>>18216366
Harsh but yes nudes if she ain't skinnyfat.

>>18216335
i dont care if shes nasty. post her nudes