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>>18212614

depends on your resources. why do they need to be 'skipped' rather than enjoyed or used for productivity?

>>18212614
https://youtu.be/ZknFhQftrug?t=38

>>18212614
9mm aspirin should do the trick

>>18212587
That he got a piece of spam sent to random phones by a whore, or more likely, some con.

>>18212587
Spam. It's a bot. I had one of these before.

>>18212593
So my boyfriend isn't going to meet up with a hooker?

>>18212551
Ask a ballet dancer or teacher.

>>18212557
did, she said "oh dont worry about it theyre used to it" and other stuff like that. never gave me any better way to do it. and i also dont know how to put the person down slowly, ive been having to just angle drop her so she lands on her feet

>>18212551
self bump

>>18212487
Oh yeah, also, I've never hated anyone.

>>18212487
Sounds like low T

>>18212549
Holy shit, is that a real thing ?
So what do I do ? Start lifting and looking up appropriate diets ?

>>18212408
I am sad...

>>18212408
It's likely that she began to move on while still in a relationship with you. It's also likely that the next guy is just a rebound and that it has no future. Don't beat yourself up about it. Just take your time grieving. The pain will lessen with time.

>>18212408
Got this problem too, it was 2 years relationship
I am sad too..

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it's time for the dad to talk with them, and don't leave condoms out of the picture, it's gonna suck, but just know this happens far too often, i saw a group of 8 yr olds talking about eating pussy blew my mind. now days kids are VERY easily sexualized by the internet. It's easy for them to look up anything they like. Try to explain to him that it's normal curiosity and he's not a weirdo, although he may feel weird cause his parents found out. just whatever you do don't do anything abusive verbal or physical.

"We are all mammals with carnal instincts, It's how we handle those instincts that make us human." E.L.R.

>>18212378
Teach him a lesson with your huge black strap-on

>>18212378

First of all i'm not a parent, so what I say is opinionated and hypothetical. (Also english second language)

What's happened already happened. There's no changing that right? So unfortunately he's already gained premature knowledge.

Moving forward, you should educate him on the social aspects about why that is adult material and also that it's against the law. It's not like he suddenly discovered sex and it's the end of the world. Understanding is a very complicated process that is impossible for him to fully grasp until his adolescent years. This way he'll also gain some information about why you're prohibiting him from certain activities. You can't just do things without giving reason because that only serves to nurture curiosity. In the ever evolving day and age we progress to, it's a double edged sword that children easily learn anything quicker and earlier. We have to accept that and give our own input in the mix so they can formulate and follow your guidance

It's not a relationship if you haven't met. Meet ASAP or assume she's a catfish.

>>18212351
If female doesnt want to see you in person she
>is a dude / bait
>doesnt want to fuck / date you at all
>is so insecure she wont be able to function in real life anyway
>is just attention whore

>>18212369

She isn't a catfish we call every two nights and speak most of the days when we're not busy with work/college.

It is a relationship; we care for each other and provide emotional support - basically all the things couples do in person but in calls.

>>18212324
Cool story bro.

You have several options considering your new "bf":
Keep doing what you are doing and feel like shit.

Tell him truth and that you are lonely not so gay guy. With a bit of luck you can make a deal or even be friends. Remember even nohomo friends can have mutual fap or more.

Or just turn gay in time.

As with your 0 friends count, try befriending people at your work. Also there are sites online for that. Heck even online multiplayer games will do. The key to have stable friends is to have common regular activity you can do together.

And with the no gf problem, you have to post more details. Also try other sites than tinder. But there can be so many problens with you, that you have to write more to improve your dating game.

>>18212336
>or just turn gay in time
Is this actually an option? Can you turn gay? Because if I just start to enjoy it anyways I don't see a downside to it then

>>18212339
I like it how you picked up the easiest and most pathetic choice. With this attitude you will do very good in your life.

I highly doubt you can condition your brain to start liking manly bodies. Althou stories on /d/ about people going from shemales fucking dudes to full blown gay porn are real.

Seriously dude, on next "date" do him first and then have conversation. You will see yourself how soothing is to tell your troubles to other people.

>>18212275
In the ass

>>18212275
This is bad bait but I'm going to reply anyway.

You can eat salad with your hands if you feel up to it. But often times people use forks. Marzetti ranch and caesar are best dressing hands down.

>>18212285
I am literally not trolling I am this retarded. Thanks for the advice tho.

you are a total stranger. you should let things rest till the date. you're not yet inside the circle of people they have random small talk texting with during the week.
i understand that you want to keep the conversation alive, but your first mistake was to make a date so far ahead. i strongly suggest to find a date asap (3 day span i'd say). it is one thing to text with someone you met online and it's the main form you two communicated. or if you know someone already and usually have good conversations. but if this was anything like a cold approach, i understand that she first wants to get the date under her belt to see if you are someone she wants to invest time and energy in. ofc it is god damn fucking rude to not text back at all. she could have atleast sent you a short answer. she might just be a piece of shit in general for going trough with this in such a way. but keep it in mind for next time.

Calm down you sensitive wuss. So what if she doesn't text back, carry on your life as per normal. If she eventually texts back then great and if she doesn't then continue with whatever you were doing before you met her. Are you really that desperate for her attention?

>>18212228
>aidsy

Is this slang now? Jesus.

>>18212189

Morning bump.

>>18212189
Why not AA? It works.

You can try some church groups, who will all be variants on AA. Alternatively, a residential program involving group and individual sessions.

>>18212482

It doesn't work for everyone, and specifically not for me. The meetings do me no good.

I am not religious, so a "higher power" doesn't work, "being powerless" is not something I can get on board with, everyone's stories don't mesh with mine, because I haven't hit "rock bottom," and when I've tried to do their moral inventory stuff with a sponsor, it never works out. I don't need someone trying to repeat that I'm a bad person, that alcohol is inherently evil, or telling me stories about how they beat their kids when they were drunk.

I'm not a nasty, mean spirited drunk. I don't have people to apologize to, I don't have troubles with work or the law, I've never spent more money on alcohol than I've had to spend. But I know that how I drink, and how much I drink, will eventually catch up to me even if I'm functional now. "The fellowship" just doesn't help me, and going through the ceremony of reading from a book or holding hands and praying does nothing but turn me off.

And telling me that one drink is just going to slip me into a world of destruction is damaging too.

What I need is a group of people that I can talk to about either abstaining or responsibly drinking in a world where drinking is pervasive. My job heavily encourages drinking, my social life heavily revolves around activities that also involve drinking, I crave drinks all the time and view drinking as a fun release and an activity in and of itself. I need to speak to some people that can encourage ways for me to turn down booze when I really DO want to drink, or point me in the direction of activities that keep them from drinking but still keep them entertained (for the month I've been sober I have left my house two times for leisure activities, everything else is work/shopping/gym, because my friends are drinkers), just a lifestyle adjustment without the rage and moral inventory and sickness and spirituality speak.

I worked under some clinical nutritionists in a hospital- they get paid well and enjoy their jobs. I think it's a better choice desu.

>>18212187
Nutritional science is good. It's also continuosly improving and hell, you'll get to develop or researching lots about human and animals foods. Play your card right and you'll get hired in lots of places.
Trust me, I'm selling scientific instruments to labs and factories, and those nutritional white coat guy got paid really well.

IT is kinda saturated atm and lots of jobs in IT field been filled by cheap labors from third world countries.
You'll get to use computer yes, but unless you're willing to specialize your fields like into network, database, cisco, you got shit customer service techie jobs teaching old people or being a code monkey.

>>18212197
>>18212209
So you're saying I should be celebrating instead of loading the 12 gauge? I don't think I can do anything other than a desk job though. Im pretty autistic.

Why tell her, though?

First of all, why tell? And second, your upbringing has messed up your mind. There is nothing wrong with having sex with a prostitute or losing your virginity to one.

Did she ask you?

>>18212168
Professor (not yours) writing here.

I'm not going to pretend that things like this never happen, because some of my colleagues are indeed foolish enough to risk their entire careers for an infatuation.

I can tell you that the very instant you even hint at wanting to use him to get a good grade, he will lose all interest in you.

Nobody, not even lovesick professors, likes to be played.

>>18212537
Best cool-headed advice I've seen on this board in a long time.
>>18212168
Don't be a fool!

>>18212168
You need to get him in bed, and then get compromising photo evidence of the relationship.

>>18212152

The same thing happened to me. The trick is to just force yourself to get to class. I don't know any other way around it.

Going to class actually made me happier, I just started getting scared of class because I wouldn't go and was worried people would talk about me. But no one really gives a shit. Just go to class. Force yourself.

Good luck anon. Maybe if you go, you won't be up in 10 years at 3:30 AM shitposting on a Malaysian fingerpainting support group.

eat raw eggs

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25142288

>>18212152
Are you depressed because you can't focus, or can you not focus because you're depressed.

If the first, go to whatever office offers academic assistance (tutors, dean, department advisor, whatever). If the second, go to the health service for counselling.