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>>18259262
Think about how you would view his same words from a normal source.
Just because someone is quiet doesn't mean that they're crazy.
Even many people properly diagnosed with a disorder like autism are in most ways functional and can be normally as well as above average intelligence.

>>18259262
Doesn't matter if he's mentally ill. How does that mean his information is bad unless he's mentally retarded. It sounded like his information made sense to you, so that's all that matters.

>AHAHAHA Bill is a quiet guy. He couldn't possibly be right in politics!

>>18259308
Its hard because so much of what he said made sense, but then I remember, hes 28 and still lives at home and has a hello kitty phone case and a ring tone Where a guy yells Teutonic butts.

>>18259191
Photoshop pics of her to have big boobs and have her catch you jerking off to them

I literally felt my testicles retract into my body.

But this isn't the 1800s.

I beg you OP, dont send this to her.

You will feel humiliated when she laughs in your face

Gaaaaaaaaay

Just dont senpai

If there was an answer everyone would do it and the stock market wouldn't make sense. At the end of the day while knowing markets help it's very risky due to the amount of luck involved in the stock market.

>sell drugs, doesn't matter what kind
>suck dick or get fucked in the ass
>steal it

Oh and you're an idiot. You don't "gamble" on the stock market with 30K. The ROI for that is going to be incredibly small even if you find a profitable high risk stock.

You know why rich people make a shit ton of money off the stock market? They have millions invested. It takes money to make money, kid. Oh and there's other nefarious reasons as to why they are able to make money in the stock market. So your dreams of making it big as a day trader are just that, dreams. I don't mean to be a dick but it's the truth of the matter.

Work full time while living with your parents assuming they don't charge you too much for food and board. Also don't ever spend money on going out and generally live like a monk. You'll be miserable most likely but it might work, probably could take more than 18 months though.

A girl approached me today wanting to buy my hair. I thought she was not serious at first (it is common for people to ask me in a not serious way, like a compliment). We exchanged numbers. She gave me until Friday to accept or refuse the offer.

Wat do, friends? Although there is nothing suspicious, I live in the crime country, so I'll be careful. She said she will show the part of the city where she lives, she'll present her hairstylist to me.

Can I also make her my gf? >tfw no gf

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>>18259033
first

>>18259033
I'm trying to date someone that knows I've got slight anxiety issues and whatnot;

Women, if the guy you know has issues with anxiety, would you care? Would you be annoyed if you get a text saying some shit like "sorry for annoying you" when he didn't?

Would it be that much of a turn-off or should I not worry too much?

beat her to the punch

>>18258893
>no feelings anymore
Tell her parents her daughter is hiding very serious depression and suicide thoughts and that she needs serious help.

Then inform them you have to move on and wish them luck. After that make her visit her parents and once she is there, send bomb sms about break up.

>>18258893
she wont do it, they never do

If some rich person wanted to give me money I would do it in a heartbeat. I would kill for a sugar momma to spoil me

Give him sum fuk

This sounds creepy as shit, but he's probably just old and lonely. I worked in this restaurant and some lady was similar, very old and came in more and more. We called her crazy wine lady. She would drink and just say stupid bullshit. Drink to the point that her lips turned purple from wine and she couldnt say 2 words without mumbling. She got very physical with the employees, trying to get us to drink and stuff. Eventually they banned her.

Your case is different, and if I were you i would tell the manager first. If he refuses to act, then I would resign and hope the guy never finds you. Also if you do leave, dont tell anyone where you work now. He might come in one day, ask for you, employee says you left, he asks where you work now, and the employee inocently says 'oh now at the CVS'. He will see you again. Best to leave a cold trail.

This doesnt sound like he will find you in a dark alley with a shovel tier, but its still just a very old and creepy old man.

tl;dr talk to the manager. if he refuses to act, quit and leave 0 hints about your next job or location

>>18258799

i think the best method you can take "live and let live." i have trouble respecting my father as well, no stories needed, but this is what really helped alleviate the resistance that naturally came back to me after i sent it his way. you don't have to respect ANYONE, but letting them be whoever they think they are will greatly loosen up the frustrating grip they have on you. read eckhart tolle book "new earth" it has great tips on this

>>18258799
>This puts more load on my mother, as she needs to do everything my dad once did.
You seem to misunderstand. Nobody needs to do anything for you. You're an entitled child.

>So here I am trying to figure out how to change myself in order to get myself to respect him.
Go provide for yourself. Be 100% independent of your parents. You'll respect him when you've had a tiny taste of reality.

Probably bait, but not even mad. Good luck, kid. We were all there once.

>>18258809 is right, if he's gonna be a little bitch about not being likeable then let him. I would assume a respectable dad would do anything for their kids but I myself don't respect my dad so all i can tell you is just leave it, who cares lol

the information is out there, download ebooks and shit from sites like generalfil.es and learn about things you want or how to reach the next level in life. its all up to you and the internet houses the knowledge you want to get wherever.

I never really liked dyed hair on girls. This one looks really ugly to me.

>>18258811
I never really liked stupid people. This post looks inane to me.

>>18258746
>In my experience I neither gain nor lose anything whether it be fat or muscle
learn how to eat correctly. Everyone can have success at the gym regardless of body type, you just have to be committed.

>>18258746
Do reg parks beginers routine.

Do cardio.

Get some gq magazines and tailor your clothes. At your height well fitted clothes are extremely important. Tailor your shit so it fits perfectly.

>>18258752
How can I eat properly? I recently moved in to my parents house and they are disappointed in me if I eat anything but veggies. My siblings are always hungry.

>>18258753
I want a muscular body, I used to be amazing at cardio especially long distance running. That just gave me a slim body. I'll keep reg parks in mind but I will be getting a personal trainer.

I get nice brand name clothes, but I've never gotten anything tailored. What kind of clothes are we talking about here?

>>18258538
OP here: I could use both the drinking and her nature to my advantage if I'm lucky enough that she's drinking when I come by, or I could even potentially persuade her to drink with me. Second, she always, ALWAYS talks about how handsome I am. I understand that she's probably just being nice like stepmothers and motherly figures are, but there's a little more to it: she basically comes just shy of saying how she wants me in front of my father. There's been many "Mmm..damn!"s and "He's so hot..."s and sometimes it's gone far enough that I fully expected my father to step in and say enough. So there's potentially a lot going for me. Best case scenario is I get laid and this becomes a regular thing (or I just get laid the once), worst case scenario being I go too far with the flirting and have to weasel my way out of trouble with my dad. That's pretty much it. Thoughts?

>>18258538
You already decided what to do.

I think it is very bad idea.

Son cucking his own father. What will happen when he learns it?

Bad idea, but you already decided. Have fun and buy condoms.

>>18258546
Not necessarily. Do I have an inclination towards what I want to do? Of course. But I want an unbiased view of things from a neutral party, i.e. you and /adv/.
What thoughts led you to your conclusion? Or was it simply a moral issue for you?

>>18258432
As a man, you don't. It's hard wired into your brain.

Women have a lot more choice, men do not.

If you get turned on by having sex with men, you're gay.

Try having sex with women

>I just get really fucking horny when I think about having sex with a man, no matter how fucking ugly he is.

that makes it sound like you just might be obsessed with the idea of being gay and aroused by the taboo of it

>I'm a bottom

how do you know? have you actually had gay sex?

>>>/soc/

>>18258422
Go to the gym, fix your skin, get a little tan, get lean and put on muscle, wait 4 years

>>18258443
Oh and work on those eyebrows

>>18258385
I send all people to online dating. Just put into your profile your rare state.
>>18250471

Also how sure you are that you are asexual? And are you boy ir girl? Are you sure you dont want just good friend / roommate?

>>18258385
buy a dog

>>18258473
Am a guy. I like kissing and cuddling and the affection but I don't have any interest in sex, I don't enjoy it and most of the time can't even get it up.

everything in moderation.

you should quit life tho

>>18258308
You'll be back! They all come back!

Yes the people here are obsessed with death, gore, lolicon, homosexuals, mentally ill 'traps'. I think majority of 4chan are bad people and need therapists. Get out while you can.