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how do i politely ask for more shekels?

What job are you doing, and what's the average pay?

$16 to $20 is a pretty significant leap, man.

>redpill
This always makes laugh

>>18256039
i dont get it

>>18256034
The first step in becoming a functioning non-ausistic male adult with relatively average confidence is to stop reading reddit and /r/redpill. You seem like a young kid and I guarantee you if you allow that realm of the internet to develop your mind you'll grow up to be even worse.

One tip you could use is to also stop thinking with your dick. Approach girls as people, make casual conversation like you would with any other person. Start with befriending girls first without a sexual motive.

>lack of motivation
>shit is complicated
>finding a job thing is gonna be a pain in the ass

Balance your not wanting to be a loser against your lack of motivation and see what wins.

>>18256037
i just dont know the steps to take. I dont have any adult role models to help me figure shit out. What do i do to gain work experience? What sort of jobs should i be looking for? How do i get them

>>18256116
You're in college, ask your professors or department head as a starting point.

>>18255994
lotion

>>18255994
first tattoo?

>>18256006
Yes it's my first

>>18255990

Everyone has Asperger's. It's literally "I do weird stuff occasionally" disease.

Also, why do you want to be diagnosed with an illness? What would that accomplish?

>>18256010
That's what I'm trying to figure out.

But for me personally I guess to get a better grasp of myself and just what the fuck is wrong with me.

>>18255990
>>18256029
That's exactly why you should try to get a diagnosis, yes. Then you can get support. If won't go away, but you can get assistance

>>18255961
You are seeking validation that your mother never gave you. Either that or you enjoy the chase more than the capture, kind of like a cat who becomes disinterested in their prey once they've killed it.

>>18255961

You want to be the one thing that turns them from that frosty gaze. You want to become something that is more important than anything else in their eyes. You want to be special. You want to be loved.

You just look for it in a different way, from someone who is highly unlikely to give it to you - the illusion of difficulty. The more unlikely she is to give you attention, the more it drives you to get it from her.

Lots of people feel that way. It's why we have masochism. It's why we have people who get into toxic relationships. It's why women seek out bad boys. It's the desire to take something and make it yours, because you want... need something, deep down. And usually, it's love, the one thing that seems to be in short supply in this world.

>>18255967
>you are seeking validation that your mother never gave you
Considering how often I've heard the thing about emotional maps with parents, and that I can recall specific times in my life where I felt abandoned by my mom, I wonder if this is really the issue.

>>18255978
This also, I do like the idea of being that guy that "saves" a woman or who's purpose is to inspire, change and empower others in general. The latter isn't so bad by itself, but the savior complex is a thing and obviously gets you nowhere.

>>18255954

Anyone with any sense will tell you to build your own. It's cheaper, better in every single possible way, and worth it more than buying a prebuilt.

The 8350 is a defunct CPU. Don't take my word for it, ask anyone else that owns an FX. Shitty socket with shitty performance, look for an older (and possibly used) i5 or i7 if you're looking for a sweet spot between cost and performance.

480 is a good card, which you can turn into a 580 through a BIOS flash. Not exactly my flavor, but the 470 in turn tends to be AMD's sweet spot for 1080p and is cheaper as a result.

As for the rest, whatever. You don't really need to worry about a mobo if you're not into overclocking (despite AM3+ entry mobos being absolute utter complete shit), and if you are, I don't know why the fuck are you even considering a prebuilt.

Go to /g/ you fucking sperg.

>>18255954
www.logicalincrements.com

Viagra, whiskey, and cocaine

>>18255969
Damn.

Viagra sounds really good desu. I never thought about it.

But do guys get addicted to using Viagra?

>>18255943

Not jack off so much.

>>18255916
>past few days
it takes longer than that you fuck. Stop forgetting to clen your face at night too.

>>18255916
did you applying try tea tree oil to your skin? it's a good treatment, but not a preventative measure. washing your face isn't going to help. and harsh "cleansing" products like nutrogena will only amplify the symtoms. your diet and stress level are the key factors. eat real food and filter your water. I would bet a dollar your problem is intake of too much acidic food. take on a paleo diet and filter your water or embrace the pizza face. also avoid using antiperspirant on your feet and pits or the toxins in your body will destroy your kidneys, liver, and face....just wash your pits with baking soda and use sea-salt stick deoderant and you'll be fine. if you need to wear perfume like a bitch, but it on your clothes instead of skin or that is just more shit you are going to soak in and sweat out....stop taking shit in and shit will stop going out. and filter your shower too cause that will also fuck you up if not....as far as the stress goes, just be aware of and question all of your own thoughts, feelings and actions avoiding any kind of judgement of justification....clearing mental constipation clears emotional constipation clears DNA constipation. Activate your DNA and pineal gland for optimum health.

Talk to a dermatologist, get an accutane prescription

>>18255915
No one can answer that for you. Do you need the discipline, life experience, and exposure to the realities of the world so that you aren't so sheltered? You can certainly get a little of that in college but the military will make you a man if you go combat arms, but probably due to different reasons than you'd think.

I learned I was owed nothing, am expendable, am a cog in a machine, and only my performance and contributions to others matters. Going to war sobers you up quickly to what it is to be a man. Why do you think the WWII generation was so great? They went through the ultimate character building gauntlet and came out better for it.

>>18256123
I already feel like worth nothing, I thought the military would make me feel strong and more in control, I don't mind being some sgts bitch as long as I come out stronger mentally and physically on the other side

I do need the discipline and life experience but i also missed too much in life already, I don't want to miss out on even more or I will become an unredeemable social outcast

>>18256159
> I don't want to miss out on even more or I will become an unredeemable social outcast

go to college. go to parties and get wasted. meet people. learn to love yourself and find truly interesting and complex people. that's what I did.

She already rejected you. It's okay. It's over. Your crush won't fade because you think you can win her over. Real life isn't a romantic comedy.

>>18255904
been through it....worked on myself to the point she wanted me...had a two year relationship and it turned out not to be... she want's the D now and I am not interested....the tables will turn when you don't give a shit, and when you realize you aren't less of a person than her.....the fact she rejected you reflects in advance the way you are inevitably going to feel about her. she just see's it first. you are too optimistic for this situation, but that characteristic will work out for you if you don't sell your self short....the girl that finds you perfect that you find perfect is there, but only when you seek with the intention of finding her

>Artsy
>Otaku

Literally every girl I know who's into anime/manga and calls herself an "artist" draws really bad and generic anime style because they think drawing big eyes and triangle noses is a replacement for actually having to learn anatomy and drawing fundamentals.

They've also been those weird chicks who wear toques with cat ears on them, Doctor Who shirts, and teenagers' skate shoes. And they all have really boring humour, but think they are super quirky and "so random lol."

Wait a minute, are you still hard or is everything just numb? Because if you've had an erection for that long you might seriously need medical attention.

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>>18255895
No, my last erection was ten hours ago, I jerked off just a little bit but didn't cum. Everything is numb and my hands are shaking because I am worried.

What have I also noticed that I had some sort of erection as soon as I woke up, but I felt NOTHING then within 30 minutes. That's it, dick is dead.

Should I wait 24 hours before going to a doctor? Maybe it's fixable by itself?

>>18255889

Ain't that shit a pack?

Packs aren't shit but overpriced as fuck supplements. That means no pro-hormones, which means no tangible damage to your body whatsoever. I'm not really sure wtf is up with your cock but a supplement of this caliber certainly wouldn't cause it.

Unless that's a pro-hormonal 'supplement'. Then you fucked up bad, and I'd worry more about my liver rather than my cock if I were you.

>>18255888

>do Asan women have any preferences as far as men go?

I dunno, seeing as how Asian women aren't a hive mind that share identical preferences for men you're going to have to work this out on a case by case basis, sperglord.

>>18255892
Actually, there's a theory out there that there's only one asian woman and she just moves around really fast and is very good at disguises.

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>>18256080

>Actually, there's a theory out there that there's only one asian woman and she just moves around really fast and is very good at disguises.

>>18255828
It's anything done with the intent of escalating the situation, either to sex, or future dates, or a relationship, whatever.

>>18255828
2/5 Not Deep Fried Enough

>>18255828
Making a move implies dropping your pants and wiggling your dick in her face.

The problem is not 4chan my friend.

You can't.

t. Habbo Raider, 12th July 2006 invasion

You could try Yik Yak instead. It kinda sucks in comparison but at least you won't feel like an autist.