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>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Please help me...
How can I become normal?
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>>18259653
apply to get your GED, go get a drivers license, jog every day and replace one of your meals with vegetables and one of your snacks with a piece of fruit, for six months work on your social situation, and if you make good improvements in six months then you can start trying to romance girls.
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>>18259653
Get your GED or go to a trade school
Get your license
Get on a diet
Be happy
It takes time but it's not really that hard to get yourself on the right track; you aren;t doing that bad even if you feel other wise
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Ok guys how did you solve the age old obstacle of trying to get any thing above just general labor work even though you have no experience? I can't even get a job at a tire place because they want someone with 5 years
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>>18259573
have you tried lying yet? Lying works pretty well.
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>>18259573
There are tow lines of thought about this.
1.If you are a beginner with no experience and no education you are going to be limited to bottom-tier jobs at first. Get one, do well at it, impress your bosses enough to get a promotion or at least more responsibility, and then either move up within the company or start looking for jobs at the next-higher level (the one you'd be on if you got a promotion) elsewhere.
2. Employment ads or listings are wish lists, describing the ideal candidate. If that person doesn't show up, they'll choose the best of those that do, even if he doesn't meet the "requirements". Generally speaking, any job asking for 2 or 3 years experience will consider a beginner if no one better shows up and you impress them with your energy and willingness to learn.
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I wanna quit college. I have no idea what I want to do with my life and I hate the work I have to do, the arguments I have with my parents, and my lack of freedom. I gonna snap soon if I don't do anything. I would have joined the military months ago, but I have an unwaiverable medical condition which prevents me from doing so.
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>>18259553
>I hate my lack of freedom
Could you tell more about this?
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>>18259592
Lack of freedom of movement, freedom of personal decisions, and freedom of financials.
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Would you forgive her?
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Gather around /adv/, this is the story of how I got cucked...
> Be me, 20, mildly good looking
> Met this texan girl on college (I'm on NY)
> She's an exchange student
> She hot
> Had enough redbull on my blood to kill a horse
> Never been afraid to approach
> approach
> we date
> she likes me
> had a petit fuck buddy, tell her it's over
> start a relationship with cowgirl
> all goes A-OK for 6 months
> she tells me she will go back to texas (exchange student)
> ohwell.jpg
> try to end relationship there and then
> she cries and tells me im the love of her life
> wtf
> Always said "long distance relationships are a blast for the four of them"
> tell her that
> she says she doesnt want me dating other bitches and she wont date other fags
cont below
Any similar experiences with hoes? What would you do? Was it too much?
tl;dr salty cuck venting some frustration
inb4 cuck, beta, nigger, bernie sanders, ugly moffo, gay, fag, retard, gay retard, small dick, spooder
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>>18259445
I missed the part where you got cucked or is that the word cool kids use now.
I'm too old for this shit. Write in English
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> agreed cuz had feelings for that sweet juicy ass
> 2 months go by
> relationship seems to go strong
> im actually happy
> one night sweet juicy cowgirl ass calls
> answer
> bitch is so drunk she can't even spell her own name
> her panting says it all
> hang up and feel like shit
> text arrives
> "bro u sure you want your girl? I do"
> reply "have the bitch"
> next morning sweet latino juicy ass calls crying
> screams "I was raped anon"
> orly.jpg
> don't buy it so I start researching
> "Did you reported him?"
> "Y-yes anon but he escaped and they are looking for him"
> this fucking bitch
> month goes by
> act like everything is ok
> start talking to my old fuck buddy to get back on the saddle again
> have a lot of info, hacked GPS coordinates, police reports,
sex offenders in the neighborhood, list of wanted suspects of the county, etc.
> set autism phazers to kill
> call her
> "hi bby!!"
> "sweeat ass baby I feel like shit for what happened to you, I promise I'll find
fag boy and I will kill him"
> "what u talkin about hun"
> "the fag that raped your shaven cunt"
> "no anon plz don't do anything stupid or I'll make something stupid too..."
> "what ya talking about sweaty armpits?"
> "I'll kill myself anon"
> "I'm not joking here small tits"
> call 911 and send police to her house to investigate an alleged rape
> police arrives
> "what did you do anon?! mom's gonna kill my sexy ass"
> she explains to police
> "told you butterface darling, i can and will find the sucker"
> starts crying
> confeses
> crying FX "I was drunk anon...I didn't know what I was doing..."
> bitch tl;dr I got drunk, flirted with guy I didn't know, went to room,had sex, puked, passed out.
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Thread I made earlier that you might find useful:
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>Eat lunch alone every day
>Walking to cafeteria, I usually grab something and then go eat at this bench I like while reading a book
>Attractive girl from class walks up to me and says hello
>Say hello back
>Can't think of anything else to say
>Freeze up
>5, or maybe 10 seconds of silence pass, I don't remember
>She says "bye anon" and walks off
>Eat the rest of my lunch hating my own guts
What was I supposed to do?
What did she want?
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>>18259386
She actually said "bye anon"?
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>>18259395
That is the case.
I told her bye as well
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>>18259386
So you both said Hi to each other and you both stood there for several seconds. You should've said what's up. It's impossible to know what she wanted, but her saying hi is a good sign
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have no nterest in studying, but I want to gain knowledge. How can I concentrate to study?
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>>18259384
Amphetamines
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>>18259502
this
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>>18259502
not OP but how would doing amphetamines increase my interest in something in which i have no interest doing in the first place
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how do I get my fwb to swallow or take a facial?
I hate holding back when she's blowing me and really want her to swallow. I understand that not everyone's into that, but how do I know for sure?
Normally I just come inside of her (she has one of those ring things and is on bc) and that's pretty cool, but I've never had a chick swallow my load. How do I go about asking her? I don't want to just surprise her out of nowhere, and I don't want to ruin the mood by asking her if it's an immediate turn off.
Do I just text her and tell her that I think it will be hot?
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>>18259345
Best time to talk about what you like during sex with a fwb imo is right after having great sex with them. I'm assuming you know how to get her off, so after you make her cum like 10 times and you both are in that after sex glow, you can bring up what you think is hot. Or like you said, next time you're texting steer the convo to what turns you on. Maybe share what kind of porn you're into and it's all swallowing or facial shit. I love eating ass and fingering their ass while fucking and also love being swallowed and for the times I haven't just spontaneously gone for it, it's come up those ways.
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>>18259345
>I understand that not everyone's into that, but how do I know for sure?
I don't know how ... you could ask random people on the Internets, read her horoscope or tea leafs.
Or maybe just ask her?
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>>18259345
Just bring it up when you're not having sex, ya fuckin dingus
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Is it ever acceptable to hand write a letter to someone to explain how you feel towards them but not in a love letter styling more like a friendship proposal?
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>>18259322
Autism.
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>>18259322
>friendship proposal
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>>18259322
I actually think that would be pretty cool. I mean, friendship is great.
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Best way to spend a summer
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As a senior going into my first post-highschool summer, I'm wondering what the most productive thing to do is between getting a part-time job, taking summer classes at a community college, or simply stop being a fuck who's scared of failure and enjoy the few months with friends and hobbies.
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>Best way to spend Summer
>picture from the Rick & Morty
>my brain gets confused for a moment
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>>18259284
If you want to be "productive,…" do you know what you want to do for a living? See if you can get a job with skills that will translate to that field. The other thing you could do is work on a personal project related to that field.
Personally, this is the last summer you'll must likely ever have. From here on, your summers are spent working jobs to make money to spend at college, for experience, doing internships, working on personal projects to build your portfolio, or building your connections so you have a better chance of finding a job after college. I say enjoy this last summer to its fullest. You most likely won't get another.
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>>18259609
>internet explorer
WHAT THE FUCK
Due to some unfortunate circumstances my gf had to move in with me at the beginning of my lease (1 person) for a studio. We managed to hide this from management but all of the neighbors just think we have a lease agreement for 2 people.
>Old man (neighbor) asks my gf when i'm not around how much we pay
>gf panicked and said a small bit over what we actually pay
>He gets upset and says hes going to talk to management about how he pays almost the same for one person
In the event that he uses us as a case and management finds out should I
>tell truth
>act stupid
I would just act stupid, however all the neighbors could vouche that she has been living there too.
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>>18259245
I dont understand the advice/message being communicated here
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Add her to the lease.
This is fairly simple.
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So, my wife and I recently moved out of our apartment and across the country. We left with a couple of weeks left on our lease and informed the landlords of said fact. We cleaned the house and moved and it's been about a month and a half.
Today we got a letter from the property management and we thought it was what was left on our $1100 security deposit after whatever little touch ups they had to do. Instead, it was a bill for $3500!
Things like them replacing the entire carpet $1000, repainting the interior $2250, "Deep Clean" of interior $300, etc. It was a one bedroom apartment with 500sq feet. Efficiency apartments are larger. Even if those things were in bad shape (we'd been living there for over five years), which they weren't, and needed to be completely replaced, which they didn't- those numbers seem wildly inflated to where they blew $4500 (minus our deposit) on cleaning.
I'm not sure if I should just ignore the bogus claim or try and take them to small claims over it.
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>>18259041
you probably should contact a lawyer and get him/her to look over the leasing contract.
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>>18259041
Sounds like your landlord is trying to charge you for a full redecoration of the apartment. Do you have any photographs of just before you left?
It would probably be best to contact an attorney about this. $3500 is no small fee.
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>>18259083
That would probably cost more than they owe him.
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How do I move on from a girl?
I think about her every day and I don't like anyone else.
I already tried getting laid. Only made thing worse. I even fucked a man. I tried ignoring her and telling her to fuck off, neither worked. I tried travelling and focusing on my hobbies. It helps but only a little. Time has had no effect so far.
She sends me a message every now and then. Even if she didn't, I'd still think about her all the time. It's not even love, more like obsession.
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>>18258904
>sends me a message
Ex is like a cancer. You have to CUT IT OUT from your body before it spreads and kills you.
Block her, change number, delete all social accounts and pretend she doesnt exists if you meet her in real life.
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>>18258950
I spent like six months like that and it didn't change anything. We weren't even together for long, it's just a really strong feeling.
I don't have her in social media either nor I see her IRL.
Maybe I should block her but my pride doesn't let me act like a woman.
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>>18258960
>the only reasonable way how to stop thinking about ex and save yourself from ethernal pain and broken life
>act like a woman
Are you real op? What is your end game? Turning old senile, creeping around corner spying on your ex life and never ever achieve something on your own?
There are apps to block sms and phone calls based on number. Or simply get new number.
Save yourself op. The meme
>out of sight, out of mind
is real.
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I cheated on my gf almost 3 months ago and it's on my mind almost all day every day, does the guilt ever go away?
We didn't have sex, but I met this girl one night through work and after one drunken night out I kissed her and didn't tell her I was in a relationship and I started to convince myself I liked her.
The girl found out I had a gf and shit hit the fan, and wanted me to tell my gf.
I know I don't deserve my gf after what I've done in the manner that I did it, but I'm a pathetic person and can't face up to what I've done, I don't want to lose her, and I know telling her will destroy her and our relationship.
I feel like the anxiety I'm facing is a mixture of guilt but also mainly the fear of her finding out.
I've decided I need to quit my job, never come into contact with this girl again and focus on being a better person. Can you ever rid yourself of something like this?
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Tell her. You clearly are too honest person to bear the guilt.
Buy huge pack of flowers, give it to her and than tell her whole story. That you were drunk, stupid, horny and tried to date a girl in bar. That you managed only to kiss her, got rejected and never seen her ever since. And that it pains you ever since. That you learned your lesson and you will be more wise in the future.
Even if she breaks up with you over this, it will be better for you than to live like this.
Good luck op. You arent that bad boyfriend. Everybody makes mistakes.
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>>18258991
Your relationship is probably over OP. If your a man, you'll tell her, break up with her, and do something to fix your karma. Go volunteer at a soup kitchen on the weekends or something and give back to your community. And in 6 months, after you have been through this, and if you keep improving yourself, your karma will be fixed. It's honestly not the fun thing to do, but you know it's the right thing to do
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My boyfriend cheated on me by kissing another woman. He couldn't live with the guilt and told me about it a few weeks later. We broke up for a month, but I ended up taking him back.
You should tell her. If that's a dealbreaker for her, you'll break up and you'll learn a valuable lesson. If the relationship is important enough to her, you'll stay together and work through this.
If she does decide to stay with you, be prepared for a shit ton of work. If she really cares about you, the pain is horrible--sometimes nearly unbearable. Lots of communication, lots of working on building trust, lots of changed behaviors to make sure the other person can start to build their trust in you. My guy cheated on me nearly three years ago, and we're still working on that issue.
I want a gf, but I don't think that'll happen unless the good Lord our God blesses me, how can I accept being alone? I miss having a gf so bad and I'm alone 90% of the time. I work out I play video games I have a nice job, but I feel so lonely and it hurts all the time. Also I'm on drugs.
TL;DR How do I accept being alone?
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>>18258716
You dont accept defeat. Drop the drugs and do
>>18250471 online dating.
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If you do drugs emotionally or daily then stop. You'll develop an addiction (yes you can get addicted to marijuana) and that'll just create more issues.
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find chatrooms involving underage "girls." If they are police, you help them get paid to talk about things you can use on a real date. If they are actually little grills, you have the opportunity to prevent a child abduction/rape. its win/win
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>dealing with breakup
>about to be on week 4
>feel progress
>making a sandwich
>suddenly remember the last time I happily picked her up from the train station
>remember every detail about her vividly
Fuck. Things like these are happening multiple times a day now and it's getting worse. It wasn't that bad the first two weeks.
My sleep is erratic and I wake up every night after 4/5 hours of sleep. I'm dead tired and just can't forget.
I want to forget. I want to be rid of her.
Any advice please? This is fucking killing me
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(the time you knew her) x 3 = when you get over her
desu just kys
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>>18258695
ok, 12
12 what? Life times? Alright. That sounds about right to me.
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>>18258683
On week eight here.
It comes and goes in waves, bro.
Put mementos out of sight, at least for a while.
Get lots of sunshine, fresh air, and exercise. Taking the dog on exceptionally long walks is the best part of most days currently. Walking also helps straighten out thoughts.
Be really polite and friendly to receptionists, cashiers, servers, and whoever else you have brief, scripted interactions with.
Do nice things for good people.
Cry if you want. Go big. Feels better when it's done.
Find stuff to read, watch, listen to that makes you laugh.
Make a list of things you can do now, that you couldn't do with her as a partner. Put it where you'll see it often.