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my bf loves dp porn and always wants me to fuck my ass with a dildo whilst he fucks my pussy. what am i to make of that? is he a cuck in disguise?
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>>18297840

No, he is not. Glad we could clear that up!
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>>18297851
it just seems suspicious that he loves the idea of me having two cocks inside me... but ok, thanks for clearing that up.
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>>18297840
Nah, a cuck would want to watch you fuck another guy. He can feel the dildo in your ass from inside of your pussy, so maybe that's part of the reason why he likes you to do that. I wouldn't make much of it, as long as he's not expecting/asking you to get with other guys or do a threesome it's likely nothing and not all that abnormal of a fetish.

Of the two girls I've dated, I've never been able to cum over a blowjob or handjob or anything but tit-job. I always have to finish myself off and its really bugging the girl I'm dating now. We're both Christians, so sex is a no-no till marriage
Considering how attractive I think my girlfriend is, I can only think that this is my fault. I don't watch porn often, but have been wanking once most every day and am circumcised. Anything I can do to change this?
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>sex is a no-no
>blowjobs, titfucks, handjobs
kek. Well, it's not like the bible says "no titjobs"

>anything i can do to change this
considering you don't watch porn often and only fap once a day, you likely just have high stamina

Nothing beats unprotected sex. Your weakness will soon be your greatest asset.

You are destined for sexual conquest, anon. You will be able to fuck for hours without stopping.

Screencap this and thank me when you're sweaty from all the sex you're gonna have
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>>18297824
Isn't the exact wording that you're not allowed to see a woman in her nakedness before marriage?

I guess you can get a hand job fully clothed, but I imagine the boob job would be more challenging.
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>>18297853
yeah, no. my bf cums in 2 mins straight if we have unprotected sex but has never in his life been able to cum from a hj or bj. not even from a professional, so it's not about technique.
i guess it's some sort of performance anxiety because he feels like he is expected to "performe" aka nut. which is silly, but that's life.

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What philosophy or religion do y'all associate with for the most part? Does it help?

How's life going for y'all?

Absurdist

Pretty good I think: 22 y/o senior kinda struggling with classes. I'm working, in uni, have a good friend group and am very secure with what I like. Main problem is that my entire sex life has been riddled with impotency I'm thinking it's porn induced. Because of this I have never had a long term relationship only one night stands. One step at a time for that though.
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Making this thread to see if those lost have a different philosophy or religion to try.
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So a religion is like trying a popular diet instead of figuring out your own meals?
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>>18297795
I don't really have "a" philosophy. I do have some positions on some philosophical questions (although they are pretty subject to change; like, I keep on switching back and forth between being a compatibilist and an incompatibilist determinist). I'm a mysterian functionalist- physicalist where it comes to philosophy of mind, probably a nominalist where it comes to the question of universals, an agnostic/negative atheist where it comes to the existence of a deity... Other questions, I have no position on. Like, I dunno if I accept modal realism or not, I don't really bend either way, but it's cool to think about. I'm not really a utilitarian or a deontologist, because both lead to consequences I wouldn't accept, so I guess I kinda cheat and treat ethical questions on a case-by-case basis (like most people do). Probably closer to utilitarianism than absolutism, though. I'm a ethical non-realist in that I don't think morals are an objective feature of the universe, but that doesn't mean I'm all "lol morals are dumb, killing people is okay," because just because something is constructed by humans doesn't mean it's valueless, IMO. I don't need morals to be grounded in anything absolute to have some.

I'd say, don't pick a philosophy like it's some kind of fashion statement or identity. Just read philosophy and think through the debates and which positions seem most credible to you.

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What am I to make of it?
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You hit gold.
Reenact all her favorite scenes with her.
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>>18297794
>hentai
Plebs.
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>walk into your room
>gf sitting at your computer
>she found your porn folder
>she's masturbating
What do?

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Hello...

I received some great advice here last week. I'm working on a literary novel (i.e. not commercial, action-movie stuff). One of the character is a hacktivist and involved in the deep web. As a technically-challenged analog type guy, I know very little about the cyber realm.

Last week, one of you said, "the deep web people I know are not "gangs of hackers." They are a bunch of low tech illegal business owners and maybe one guy that knows computers. He generally works for himself."

I'm wondering: how does the guy "work for himself" in relation to the deep web operation versus someone who "doesn't work for themselves"?

If anyone can elucidate this for me, I'd be grateful. I also wonder if hacking the broadcast of a college football game would be a feasible project for a hacker? The character is aware it's unprecedented, but is this beyond realism?

Thanks very much.

Humbly,
DeLillo
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>>18297777
Write what you know or write how it makes sense to you. It doesn't have to be realistic.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AcceptableBreaksFromReality
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>>18297777
I come here when I'm at a low point in life, asking for help, or helping other people with situations I think isnt that bad.

I just made a thread about me failing exams twice, next to school I'm what you could say a "black head" a hacker with bad intentions or working for money.

Ask me anything and I'll try my best to answer
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>>18298279
>is hacking the broadcast of a college football game would be a feasible project for a hacker?

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Sup adv. Two scenarios:

A) Liked a 23 y/o girl for a few months, crazy party girl and loooved to drink. She wasn't really my type but I gave it a shot and decided to get to know her better. Would often show up with bruises from drunken falls and even once a busted face from falling on the sidewalk. Long story short I saw too many red flags and asked her to be patient before we had sex, she cucked me with...a guy from a bar. I was pretty hurt by it; but have moved on.

B) 19 y/o girl that has had a crush on me for about two years now(met through our old job). We've gone out twice now since March I'd say, and I've just been talking to her a lot and evalutating her character. Last night she had a grad party for her college and since I was working, I couldn't go. But she was upfront and didn't lie to me or hide anything. I baked her a cake as a present and told her to have fun and we'd do something the next day. One of my friends then told me that he saw her with some guy at a bar later that night and that she seemed nervous when she saw him. I told him thanks for telling me, but that she had my trust until she proved me wrong and that guys always hit on girls in bars. So the day after I talked to her(about the party) and she said she'd had fun and all that jazz. But her responses weren't "quick" and I shrugged it off as whatever since they were just texts. But I sent her another text around 7pm and she never responded back...to this second. So I'm not going to stress about it, I've learned from the past about things like that. But I'm going to give it a couple of days and then just ask her if she wants to continue this or not. She doesn't seem that interested in *me* personally and I know she can be very shy at times and all that; but after what my friend told me. I am admittedly considering yet another "my feelings changed" scenario.

I'm honestly getting annoyed of these women. None of them seem to care about the mess they leave behind and just jump to new guys.
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>>18297766
You need to date a lot before you find real catch. Also
>19
you cant date teens and expect celibacy / loyality.

Keep trying, dont get jaded and have fun.
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>>18298475
I'm not jaded so much as I am frustrated and disappointed really. The last girl that I was interested in, was a girl who dated one of my friends; broke up with him and then tried to sleep with me right away. When I told her no, her response was "Why do you care about him? We broke up" and in the end I never did anything with her because of that shit tier behaviour. A lot of the woman I know think it's perfectly fine to sleep with their ex's friends or date them right after dumping them. It's just given me tremendous cold feet and I don't know what to do.
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>>18298487
Boo hoom some girls are shallow whores with absolutely no morals.

Guess what, not all are like that. And you cerainly are character to deny sex like that. Arent you some kind of mutated chad? :-)

Keep dating, maybe older girls who have more sence, try different sources of girls just dont lose hope.

Remember the only alternative is to die alone.

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>Know it's pretty much impossible to lead a happy life
>Certain I might be able to strike a fulfilling life

Is there any existence better than being a NEET? Conversing with people gives me a sense of happiness, but it also stresses me out.

I could live the NEET life for years, but it feels like it might be a waste. At the same time, working in this world doesn't exactly gratify me. It actually has the opposite effect.

In my experience, life is very disappointing.
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>>18297700
I can't connect with the vast majority of people I interact with as I'm an INFP on the MBTI.

I believe in the validity of cognitive functions because I believe in the validity of psychology.

I scored the same on the MBTI as I did on the Big 5.

The issue is that the average person working a manual labor job is in the red for my personality type. I met my other half (ENFJ), and it was absolutely incredible.
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>>18297700

Life isn't disappointing, you are. Change that and life will improve.
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>>18297700
>Is there any existence better than being a NEET?

How old are you kid?

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How weird is it to live in a car? Would you be friends with a car dweller? Under what circumstances would it be okay?
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Are used to work at Walmart and there were people who lived in their cars outside. Under no circumstances would I ever be friends with them.
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>>18297671
Lived in a car for a couple years. It's pretty shitty when it's shitty and pretty fucking good otherwise. Worrying about cops or assholes messing with you while you're sleeping can be pretty stressful but you get used to that aspect. If you live in a place that has very cold or rainy winters it's going to suck ass in winter tone though. Even in places with mild winter it's still lousy. When you live outside, in a car or in a house, you are basically your sole source of warmth and I don't think a lot of people realize how much they depend on having a roof over their head to keep comfortable.
Showering is another aspect that can get shitty depending on your circumstances.
If you get a motor home you're living pretty much the high life though.
Living in my car was probably the best couple years of my life so far, so I can't diss it. There's an awesome sense of freedom and much less stress when only having to be concerned with paying for insurance and gas. Paying rent and bills gives people so much stress they don't realize is there until they don't have to pay it anymore. Also, if you can/do manage to keep down a normal job while living in a car you can save up a tidy nest egg very easily.
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>>18297712
How did you start getting money to stop living in your car

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I need a slogan for a dried fruits startup. Be creativa guys.
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>>18297667
Directa' your feetsa to Daddy Green's Pizza.
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The Prude Prune
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>>18297667
Get a date today! Or a dozen!

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This girl I've been dating just told me that some months ago she was raped. The short story is this:

>She felt bad about failing two exams
>She called a girlfriend (who is schizophrenic/borderline) and she told her to come over and hang out
>She went there and the schizo girl gave her (I believe) 10mg of lorazepam/ativan
>They got drunk as well
>The schizo girls boyfriend joined them with drinking
>They went to some bar or something, on the way back he kissed her
>Arriving back at schizo's house, she told them she'd sleep on the couch
>They lay in her bad
>He put his dick in her
>She got out of the shower or something, and he stopped without finishing

The story is a bit vague, and she says she is unable to remember clearly exactly what happened.

I asked her why she didn't press charges, but she was afraid to do so, because she didn't remember everything and was scared that the story therefor might not hold up. She also didn't tell schizo girl, because she tried to commit suicide a couple of times in the past.

I told her that she needs to confront them, with me with her. And she agreed that would probably be the best solution,

What should I make of all this?
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>>18297642
Was this something that happened while you were dating her, or before?
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>>18297642
>She got out of the shower or something, and he stopped without finishing

Sorry that was a bit unclear, I meant the schizo girl got out from under the shower.
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>>18297657

Like 2 months before I met her.

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>Be me
>Me and this girl have been flirting for five years
>9/10 qt3.14
>Every time we were going to date she had a boyfriend or it was almost summer
>Moving back this summer
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>Flirt.exe has been initiated boys
>Flirting is going good, well received on her end but I realize I'm being a bit too friendly
>Visiting town for the weekend to see family
>Not doing anything Sunday so plan "party" and invite a few friends
>Everyone comes and I go into socialize with her mode
>All goes well but some of the other guys are hugging her as jokes and stuff
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>Party ends, going home
>Notice text from her that night "Party was fun, kinda uncomfortable with <guys> hugging me and stuff."
>"Yeah that's weird, maybe it was like some poor attempt at flirting. Sorry about it regardless."
>"Maybe, but they know I have a boyfriend."
>boyfriend
>what.jpg
>"Hmm who knows"
>No more texts from her
>mfw

I thought I had a chance /adv/, what do I do now?
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>>18297636
Ummmm.... nothing? I'm confused. What other options do you think you have?
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Stop fucking around with this girl who has been leading you on for 5 years, jesus christ. You think you're the only one she does it to?
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>>18297636

"Move along, nothing to see here."

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Am I morally obligated to end a relationship if I realise that the other person is taking it way, way more seriously than I was?
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>>18297581
You are morally encourage to be honest with them if you feel there is a disparity. If after understanding how you feel they are still taking it too far where you feel uncomfortable, then yes you may have to break it off.
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>>18297585
This.
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>>18297585
It's not that I'm uncomfortable, I really like talking to her casually like we have so far, but I keep getting the vibe she's seeing or expecting more of this than she lets on.

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xbox or playstation?
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Pc
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Both are good but it depends on what exclusives you want mostly.
I do ps4 since I think there exclusives out match xbones. Buy you should look up what kind of games you want to play and see which system will help you play those games
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pc master race

>inb4 "THE HUMAN EYE CAN ONLY SEE 30 FPS" kys

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But I've been there for 9 months and I still have no job and no plans for getting another visa after my 12 months.

But yeah I fucked about 30 japanese pussies.

A few days ago I was with a girl (call her my slave) After I fucked her like crazy I told her to lick my ass and facefuck her then cum on her face. Next (in 2 days) time I'll anal fuck her.

I will also fuck 35 year old fatties in 3 days and 4 days. This week end maybe a slim girl.

I'm overall happy except that I don't have much plans for the future
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I'm planning a trip there next year, and am curious to hear what you have to say about the difference between approaching girls there and here in burgerland.
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>>18297555

what's your question? what advice do you want?
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>>18297563
If your good with Tinder in the US, you'll do amazing in Japan. They are not used to being treated well so just act like a gentleman and you'll fuck on first or second night without any problem, but they might stick to you after.

>>18297564
Should I really be happy ? I feel like a looser. I'm just fucking bitches but I'm not doing anything productive with my life rn. Also I'd love to stay there next year but except studies or getting married I don't know how to do that. I'm terribly lazy for work, I'd like to fix that.

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When's it an appropriate time to lose it? I'm 19 and still a virgin. Who should I lose it too? Is sex really all it is hyped up to be?
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>>18297496
Organs going into other organs, ala the porn impression, isn't worth the hype.

Close proximity bodily communication, the desire to please a partner, that's more worth it.

But, it still isn't a be-all, nor worth chasing like some of those PUA 'tards do.
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>>18297525
Do tell me some of your expierences.
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>>18297496
> Is sex really all it is hyped up to be?
Yes and no. It's fucking awesome, easily in my top 5 things ever. But it's not as big of a deal as it seems when you haven't done it before.

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