I need a slogan for a dried fruits startup. Be creativa guys.

>>18297667
Directa' your feetsa to Daddy Green's Pizza.

The Prude Prune

>>18297667
Get a date today! Or a dozen!

>>18297798
Its not gay to put deez nuts in your mouth.

>>18297802
Our products are like most women, cheap and easy to buy.

>>18297808
nuts are healthier than meth.

You will go nuts at out cheap prices.

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Our prices are such a steal a cop already shot them thinking they were black.

>>18297818
The holocaust might have been a lie but our prices are really this low!

Our prices are lower than your self esteem.

Cash us at (insert shop address) how bow da?

You can't can't drunk without dried fruits!

>>18297837
OK last one.

The only thing cheaper than our prices is your mum!

as dry as your humor but sweet like the embrace of death.

>>18297667
Raisin the stakes

Scientific research indicates dried fruits may increase the size of your penis!

ummm plzzz buy our dried fruit b4 i cut myself

Rolling for The Prude Prune and Raisin the Stakes

Also, kek good luck will the FSMA and HACCP regulatory crap. If you need a consultant, my prices are competitive OP