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Stand in an alley wearing a floor length trench coat and bowler hat. Always have a lit cigarette. Emerge from the shadows when people walk past, take a drag, and say, huskily: "lookin for a good time tonight?"

People will either think you're a prostitute or a drug dealer, but either way, you'll make money.

But that's illegal and immoral anon

>>18378567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYb_8MM1tGQ

now go irl jack off on some girls tits

Nobody gives a shit. The NSA does care. They couldn't find it anyway. You had fun. Don't get all worked up over stupid shot that's never going to happen. Don't be surprised when people on here start telling you all kinds of shit.

The NSA is not chartered for domestic surveillance, that's the FBI's job and they would need a judge's permission to investigate you in that way.

Shameless bumperino

>>18378354

If you don't know her sexuality and she doesn't respond to your flirting, then it doesn't matter whether she is gay or stright, she ain't interested.

>>18378541
Well Ill be honest anon, I haven't hit on her yet due to me not knowing her sexuality haha. thought that would be prudent of me, but maybe I should try it anyways and see results?

>>18378268
get a job or something else to support yourself
get a place to live
move

>>18378271
But finding a job far away is impossible

>>18378268
Save up 6 months rent food and such.
Get an easy job like uber while you transition to help burden the cost.
Look for new job while driving people around.
Don't live directly into the city, move to a town that's just outside of it.

I agree, that shit drives me crazy because it's really just a basic lack of common courtesy. It literally takes 2 seconds to text back. I'd give her a second chance or I even casually mention it without making too much of a big deal. But then I'd move on. If you lack basic courtesy just imagine what else is lacking.

>>18378257
it's part of dating culture now. people don't find it rude anymore.

she probably is dating another guy, he has the priority, and something either fell through with him or she didn't make plans with you until she was sure they wouldn't interfere. at this stage in your thing with her it's not a big deal unless you want to be a princess about it.

it takes some people time to take you seriously. usually then once they do they can be very loyal, but that's for you to feel out. as of now i see no issues based on the info you gave and she seems down to be dating you pretty consistently, but make a move (physically/sexually) soon so she knows it's going somewhere. also this is third date time, so you can be a little sweet, bring her some flowers or something, go beyond the "getting to know you" stuff and bump it into the "this is maybe going to be a real romance thing" category.

>>18378257
It's really your call. I was texting a girl from OKC and she didn't answer until a day or two later. That was enough for me to kill the whole thing.

For what's it's worth, she semi-stalked me on OKC afterwords probably trying to figure if I was still alive and active and understand why I didn't text back but for me that lack of communication so early in the relationship was enough to totally kill my interest. Obviously if I had pursued further, we would have made it to a date.

Could be the same with yours so you simply have to decide if it bugged you enough to lose interest.

Speak to her? Just speak to her about it come on dude

>>18378186
Eat her jalf digested food. Weed out the weak, dont waste no gains.

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>>18378186
Eat her roast beef for her

You aren't fucked, California is a bunch of pussies and they think everything will give you cancer, that warning is literally on every fucking thing imaginable it's not to be taken seriously

>>18377897

pretty much this. its ltierally a plaque on my apartment. i went to ben and jerries, they had a plaque saying that mother fucking ice cream can cause cancer. it really is everywhere.

With cancer, it's a crapshoot.

Like, imagine normally you have 40% you get cancer at some point in your life.

You might have increased that to 48%, with most of that extra risk increasing your PRESENT DAY chances. Since you're young, you will probably recover and after a few years that 48% will decrease again. Like with smoking, smokers have a higher chance, ex-smokers too, but if you survive the first 10 years after quitting your chances of lung cancer, while still present, will drop.

At least that's how I understand it. I'm not a doctor, just have friends with cancer.

>>18377851

Tell him you're no longer interested in being friends with him, fuck off. I've met these types before and beyond doing that then cutting all contact they will literally never get the hint that you don't want to be friends with them. If you want to be nice about it explain why, but it's not necessary. Remember that you owe NO ONE friendship.

>>18377851
Tell him that your attracted to him and he shouldn't contact you unless he's down to get fucked in the ass

OK I get that he's too needy, and wants to spend too much time with you, but why don't you want to spend any time with him at all?

reflect on yourself. Could it be true? Are you really slow compared to others? Are you dragging your team down? Are you not putting in the work required to make this work? Try not to be subjective about this. Really reflect on this. If you still feel like you're not some useless fuck contact HR.

>>18377765
Yeah. Go to HR, idiot. They are legally required to protect you from harassment, or they can get sued. Of course, judging by how willingly you accept this bullying, they are probably in no danger of a lawsuit. Regardless, if you want it to stop, they'll make it stop faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a greasy griddle in the middle of August

Grab her by the pussy. Apparently sexual harassment is OK at your workplace. Take advantage of that.

>>18377127
That's very rare, bro. I've never made a girl cum with just my dick and I'm pretty well hung. They enjoy the sex and get pleasure but never climax on my dick. I got oral and finger game though, so we always straight. Honestly must be dope to get her off with just the dong, but I'm never gonna expect it or wait for it. And even if I do I'll prolly still go down on her after. Don't get too hung up on that.

>>18377162
>That's very rare, bro.

FOR U

Nah but seriously, and not trying to be a dick or implying anything, but it's never been an issue for me personally. Haven't been around a ton (12 sexual partners) and only maybe three of them didn't come regularly from intercourse.

>>18377173
Damn guess I just need practice then. I have less bodies than you do and I'm 20, most of the girls I've been with have told me they don't cum from penetration alone though. My ex can't even get off by masturbating.

>>18376808
$250 and craigslist

Alcohol

>>18376808

How's desparetion working for you? Can't even get women to reply?

Next time try being less skeevy.

>>18376786
I've heard it leaves scars

>>18376786

Why what's wrong with yo penis bro?

>>18377278
I am 6 inches myself, if i jam it into my pubic bone i might reach 7 but, I wanted to give shot in jelqing to see if truly works

>sir, are you still on the phone?

>>18376735
I listened when she was speaking and answered her questions when she asked them.

They also gave me a personality test to take prior to a phone interview. I've been getting in person interviews after the phone interview.

These are accounting and data analyst jobs, so I don't think I need to be too outgoing.

I'm just curious how people can tell Im an introvert over the phone.

>>18376729

>you only answer questions, don't ask them
>one word responses, usually yes/no
>you don't volunteer relevant information, the conversation partner must ask more questions
>you're polite, but might fail to participate in the typical small talk viewed natural by extrovert (how do you do's and such)
>you're overtly formal and your way of speaking doesn't reveal anything about your personality

Probably something along these lines. Impossible to tell for sure without having talked to you.

It's just your sexuality.

>>18376651
should I limit myself though? like set a boundary i'll never go outside or something?

Just one bump for any more advice

Plaster a smile on your face

Regardless of what you do, you're hated.

>>18376408
Why does it have to be this way?

>>18376404
Not everyone hates you. There are people who will accept your sadness and still like you.
Of course you can't be crying to people 24/7 and expect the to want to be around you. Limit your sadness to some conversations in which you try to get it off your chest but outside of these conversations just try to be as happy and enjoyable to be around as you can.

Of course you need to find the right people for that. Just like the picture you posted said: Luck is involved here. And that kinda sucks but that's just the way the world works.