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A bunch of disgusting rich people moved right in my little town. Any advice how to get rid of them?
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Are they rapefugees?
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Wealthy people are an asset to a community. People who spend to look like what they think wealthy is are a drain.
What type are we talking about?
Why exactly do you hate them?
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>>18462152
>Rapefugees
>Rich

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My dick curves straight down, its 7' straightened out and 5.5 girth. Never shown it to anyone so I dont know what people would think but I suspect it would just end in constant ridicule.
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>>18461774
there are some natural remedies out there, if you've nothing to lose, then you've nothing to lose in trying them, bar some cash, but hey - it's your dick.
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>>18461774
post pic
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>>18461783
I bought some correction traction but I feel like its a scam and doesnt do anything to help.

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How long is it acceptable to live with your parents?
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>>18459588
As long as you want, provided your career makes a lot of money. If your making $150k a year, then who cares if your living with your parents
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>>18459588

there is no hard line, its really more about where you're going and less then where you are. if it looks like you are living with your parents indefinitely then it doesn't matter how young you are, its still pathetic.
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It differs from culture to culture.

Me personally, as an American, I feel that if you aren't going to college, you should be saving starting in high school, and working hard to move out ASAP after graduation. A so like, 19, 20 max.
If you are going to college, I think because its so stupidly expensive and you need to save every penny you can it's acceptable to live with your parents throughout the time you are in school. Once you graduate though, again, you should have enough money set aside to move out and get a real job to support yourself.


That being said, I know I will never fuck a dude at his parent's house. Shit's way too awkward for me personally. I won't think he's a loser or anything for living at home if he meets the above criteria, but I won't fuck him anywhere but like a hotel lol.

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So here's one I bet you haven't seen before, /adv/

I'm up at a beach house with some friends right now. A few hours ago I took some mushrooms and got nauseous. Unable to throw up, I elected to take a nap.

I woke up about an hour ago and I feel fine, but I'm still hiding in this room. I have this habit, mostly when I'm awoken in pain and still groggy, of inflicting personalities onto outside things.

So basically, I've become very affectionate of this particular pillow. It's very soft and feels like hair, and it kept me company while I was sick. I don't want to leave it behind to join my friends, I feel guilty even thinking about it. This particular pillow has become a great source of comfort for me in the last hour or two, and I've been here cuddling with it, because I know I can't take it with me.

I'm 100% aware that it's an inanimate object, but because I took comfort in it during basically a fever dream, I have a hard time leaving it.

What do?
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Pack it in your car and keep it forever
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>>18463532
Jizz on it. I guarantee the comforting feeling will be gone afterwards.
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>>18463536
I considered it, but we're guests here. Literally someone with no obligation or really any reason to let us just gave us the keys to this place.

>>18463541
Also considered it, but then I realized I'm sleeping in a young teenage girl's room. Seems like it might be fetish fuel, but when you're actually here it just makes you feel creepy. Besides, one of the girls keeps checking in on me, I've been pretending to be asleep, haha.

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I need to study a lot but I have a habit that whenever I get bored, tired, hungry, stressed I go on my phone or computer and fuck around. How do I quit this habit/addiction so I can get shit done instead?
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>>18463507
To really learn something, just dedicate it 20 hours
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>>18463539
>20 hours
A-a day?
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>>18463507

>A-a day?
1 hour a day is good. Just make sure you rack 20 hours total and you will never forget anything

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I broke up with my gf on February 22nd. It's been 5 months. How do I stop being in pain.
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>>18463503
kill yourself
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>>18463503
It's been 5 months? Good lord dude, it took me two weeks to get over my 2 year relationship that ended suddenly and without any warning. You need to go out and do something buddy,
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Have you tried confronting why you feel the way you do?

I'll help. Tell me exactly why it is that you feel bad. What about the break up hurts you? Why does it "hurt"? Does anything make you feel good?

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>Go out on a first date
>Girl is 19, I'm 23
>we smoke a joint
>I haven't smoked in a while and I get high despite smoking almost nothing
>I rant about random things
>she seems to enjoy talking to me.
>hugs before we leave and says we should meet again
>text her five days later and ask what she is up to
>She says she is just playing video games
I want to plan something else, but I don't know what to plan.
I am sexually inexperienced in that I have never had sex. I have never dated anyone before. I am not working right now, but I have money. I am living with my Dad. I have access to a few completely empty houses.

She is nice. What do I do for a second date considering the only thing we had in common was weed and more or less doing nothing with our lives. I don't think she is up to having sex already.
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>>18463496
Maybe play a video game with her? Seems like it's one of her interests
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For potheads, they always want to 'go on an adventure' which basically means get high and walk around the park.
So plan something, and smoke beforehand.
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>>18463496
Where do you live, dumbass?

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I've been looking for people in my area who might share interests on sites like meetup.com and leddit, but can't really find many people, am I just geographically fucked maybe or are there some other kind of popular meetup sites I'm not aware of?
There might be more local sites I haven't found so I'm looking for that right now.

Anybody got any experience going to another country for meetups?
Might have to consider that.
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>>18463396

What about just talking about your interests to the people you meet and maybe finding someone like.minded?
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>>18463401
Not OP, but I relate to his situation, and in small communities, finding someone like-minded, especially if you have rather niche interests, is a fucking pain in the ass.
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>>18463405

But, like, how niche are we talking about here?

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had made it 38 days no fap.
fapped yesterday no porn.
fapped today with porn.
feel like complete shit, realize how good nofap actually was for me. realize I need to get a gf before 40 days or else I'll cave again though. how to get a gf or fuck buddy in 40 days?
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>>18463371
>nofap
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No-fap is a meme. I bench press 160 kg raw and fap 3 times a day.
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>>18463376
This guy is right. I do a pre-lift cum sesh in the bath house and immediately hit a new max on any lift. Last week I hit 350kg on diddlies then rewarded myself with a whole night of masturbation alone, fuck women bro.

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M/20 Just finished my school. She's like a really good friend to me, but i want to see her feet in socks and today she asked me 2 help her go design some posters. She definitely knows, that I like feet, but not especially her feet... Should I help her under the condition that she sends me some snaps of her feet? Or should I just hide that desire?
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I would stay clear of asking her, if in fact she knows
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>>18463328

How do you think she'll react to this?

Also, a friend doesn't need a reward.
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Why do guys do shit like this and then complain that they're labelled creepy?

Need sex advice.

My girlfriend is currently about an hour away from me and doesn't want to have sex at her place (roommates). So currently, because I drive an X5, I put the back seats down and bring a small mattress and we fuck in the back (plenty of room).

I can tell she's not entirely happy with this because we always have to look for a secluded place to get some privacy.

My questions are:

1) What are some places that are guaranteed to have no one there after 7pm?

2) She doesn't want to book a hotel because it makes her feel like a prostitute.. what other options are there if I want a place with a bed

3) Does anyone have some advice about how I can fuck her better? She has a dad fetish and likes it when i smack her ass/beat her ass with a belt. Have you been with girls like this? How can I really get her off? I currently make her cum 5 times everytime we fuck but I want to push it to much more.
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bump for help
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>>18463316
Does she have a friend who lives alone and is willing to let you fuck at theirs?
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>>18463426
unfortunately no

So guys here's the deal . I saw 2 guys one day at night at local park , they were smokin together and stuff , they did a really bad thing to me that day ( no they didnt rape me ). So i dont remember their faces well and stuff by i do have friend who remembers. I wanna find them and beat them a lot with bat or whatever for revenge. so my plan is wait for them at night at that park again . cuz i think it's their place for smokin weed . any advices or else ? any help would be really good guys
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>>18463262
>wait at park
>watch them from a distance
>when they start smoking weed call the cops
>enjoy the sight
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>>18463262
Is complaining to the police not a fucking option, you moron? You're going to commit assault.
Try to bring a stungun/tazer, or pepper-spray/mace with you to stun them first, then beat the shit out of them.
And, what DID they do to you?
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>>18463289
This, but vaguely imply they are doing something more serious

Don't commit a crime to get back at criminals, just report the criminals for their crime and let the cops take revenge for you.

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Will have to do some public speaking next week to get my degree. It will be my first presentation in 7 years and I have a massive fear of presenting.

Wat do? Alcohol? Beta blockers? Watch Trump videos for inspiration?
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Just don't think or care about the audience.

If anyone can talk about the subject it is you providing you know it.

If Trump can get elected then you can give one small talk.
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Get to know what you are talking about very well. I find that when I actually know what I'm talking about I'm much less stressed. I can go off my notes and still form comprehensive sentences. If I wing it, I often find myself searching through my notes with awkward silences which lead to more stress/embarrassment and it all goes downhill from there. Also phenibut helps to keep the stress down.
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>>18463257
Whatever you do, DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL
>group projectt
>last week of semester one year
>we were slated to go day 2 of 2
>day 1 we were just gonna watch the rest of groups
>i decided to happy hour before class that day
>day drunk but was just gonna sit in seat
>one other group ended up not going
>teacher offered extra points if any day 2 group went
>everyone in my group agreed
>up on stage for like 20 minutes
>i'm just sweating profously
>everyone thinks i'm nervous as fuck
>i was just drunk and didnt want to indicate that i was
>everyone probably remembers me as that extremely sweaty public speaker

Also, rehearse it.
It'll make it easier

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idk why im coming to you nigger fucks.

im pretty much drunk. i have been every night for the past few weeks. my liver hirts, ive lost a load of weight, and everything feels like its gone to shit. im broke, lonely, employed, and worst of all, sad as fuck.

i dont know what to do. i dont have a direction, aside from save $3 for a 40, pound it after work, and either seeth, or hit up chicks on hookup sites and hope for a lay. so far ive blown everything.

i used to have friends. i used to have motivation, or at least the drive to enjoy a river bank.

but now im so fucking poor, so fucking employed, so fucking in debt and hooked on nicotine and booze at 25, that im really, honestly, everyday, thinking of a different way to fucking off myself.

so far my favourite in hooking all my outlets into series and blowing myself up. boomzoww wowee.

i dont know what to do, or even what angle to go at. ive got a belief in God, and aside from that, no real idea what to do.

plz help
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>>18463212
sorry anon but if you're so low class that you're drinking a 40 there is no hope.
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Have you tried learning to sew stictches on other people? Maybe stich two people together while your fucked up. Like nipple to nipple or face to face. Sounds like fun ya know?
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Or you can make a molotov cocktail with your 40 and throw it in a random backyard.

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I can afford a therapist, but I do not have time for one. I'm too busy at work (I don't even want to get into it, don't bother)

Is there any psychfag or ANYBODY on this board who would be willing to just be a buddy and provide insight? Like one-on-one. I really don't know where else to turn.

>What makes you so special, OP?

I need help. My anger and anxiety is not healthy for me, among other things. My parents don't know shit and I don't know who else to turn to. Please.
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>>18463207
Can you elaborate on your issues? Also, it's very difficult for someone to give you advice in a constructive, healthy way without them being a professional.
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>I need help. My anger and anxiety is not healthy for me, among other things.

Join the club faggot. You are asking other mentally broken and miserable people on here for advice and now you want them to cater to you by being able to listen to your problems?

You have the money, schedule your time to see a therapist a couple of times a week. Nobody on here is going to listen to you bitch about your problem for hours on end, unpaid.
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>>18463209

I've seen a therapist before, so I know the drill.

So, I guess the most pressing thing now is my health. I'm self-conscious with how I look.

I want to get into shape and lose 20 pounds. I've struggled for 3 years. My parents, one of them, every time we talk on the phone or anything, HAS to bring it up, as if I'm doing it for them. I'm paying my own bills with my own job in my own place. They give me more stress and anxiety that I'm already dealing with. Telling me "So you want to be obese and get your leg amputated?" or "You didn't look healthy when I saw you" or other things to shame me. (hyperbolic on their part). It's fucking hard. And I'm doing my best to mentally get myself in a place where I feel comfortable dealing with this.

The thing is she's been told by me countless times that I do not like it when SHE brings it up. Today I get a call because they visited me this weekend. I told her explicitly the day before that my weight is absolutely forbidden to discuss because I know exactly how that conversation will go.

So I get a call today and she brings it up. I tell her at a certain point I don't want to talk about it with her, or I hang up. Twice. What does she do? Doesn't listen. For the rest of the day now I feel nothing but anger and sadness because every time she fucking sees me or talks to me I KNOW that's on her fucking mind.

I want to get healthy for myself not for fucking anyone else.

>>18463214

Pal, there's a new thread every other day.

>You have the money

Yes.

>schedule your time to see a therapist a couple of times a week.

I can't.

>Nobody on here is going to listen to you bitch about your problem for hours on end, unpaid.

Go to /b/

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