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>have extremely shy, fat friend who is super awkward and the absolute lowest opinion of herself.
>hung out with her, and basically got her to suck my dick by just pestering her.
>been getting blowjobs from her on the regular, sometimes just by whipping it out and pushing her head down.
>shown up at her place un announced a few times, go to her room, get sucked off, then leave to go play video games with her and the rest of our friends group.
>She says she feels guilty because shes friends with my girlfriend and knows this will really hurt her.
>feels like if she doesn't suck me off, I won't want to hang out with her anymore.
I keep doing this to her over and over and can't stop... am I a monster?
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>>18510165
Yeah but no more than the rest of humanity. If you really felt bad, you wouldn't do it. Either accept who and what you are (a narcissistic selfish shit) or fix yourself.
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>>18510165
>am I a monster?
You're still a bit short of Hitler anon, I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it
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>>18510204
Can I keep doing it? she gives the sloppiest of blowjobs.
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Codeine syrup in spain ? 2017-07-12 03:58:42 Post No.18510134
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Apologize for bad english.
Hi eveyone, I'm looking especially for spanish anons, but if you're not from Spain but you're able to answer me, that's great
I'll be quick, I'm going to spain next week and I heard about a codeine syrup there named '' Toseina''
I was just wondering, 'cause I can' t find out anywhere, if it is a free-to-sell med, or if you need a prescription to buy it ?
And if it's free-to-sell, are the pharmacist reticent to give it to you, do they ask you questions or do they just give it to you, most of the time ?
Finally, does this syrup taste good ? I've seen a lot of spanish people flexin with this particular syrup, that's why I'm wondering
Thanks in advance
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ayyy my nigga lookin 4 dat sizzurp yfm, that LEAN MY NIGGA I FUCKS WIT DAT
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>>18510168
Ahahah shut the fuck up anon
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No spanish anon here ?
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am getting LAID for the FIRST TIME next week.
How do I stop being so nervous??
What condom size do I buy? I'm 8" by 6" and only have enough cash to buy one box, so I can't fuck this up!!
When should I last wank before meeting her?
How do I stop being so nervous???
How do I eat out a girl?
HOW DO I STOP BEING NERVOUS
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Stop worrying and be confident, that's all you need to know.
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>>18510133
Tell me the secrets to confidence
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>>18510167
Just be it.
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how do i stop being socially anxious?
talking and social interaction is extremely stressful for me
just going to the mall can give me breakdowns. Sometimes ending up in me crying in a bathroom stall in the middle of my venture outside
i can barely leave my home and only if im gonna go to a trusted person's house, just because i dont like people seeing me.
definitely has to do something with self-steem, im extremely insecure, not really good skin and no muscles to show off
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Just be confident and everything in the world is yours.
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>>18510124
OK, how?
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Lol, the most useless advice possible.
im sick of my 9to5 job , what to do to start over new?
ive got 10k € for usage, any suggestions?
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>>18510102
I live in Nigeria and we have an excellent economic prospect.
In fact I am allready a billionaire however I can't reach my fortunes due to an unfortunate turn of event.s
I want to help you get rich, and I will make you rich if you help me. I need a small loan of 10k € and I will send you back 10m € as a thank you for helping me retrieve the account.
Yes, I will turn your 10k € into 10m if you send the amount to me please? This way you can retire today
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>>18510137
Seems legit.
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>>18510137
I would love to but no.
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>just got interviewed for a promotion I don't even want anymore
>pretty sure I got it
how the fuck do I back out of this one?
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You're fucked. If you're actually good, and you are (as it seems), showing lack of "oohh, it's so great to be here!" will not be good for your future. Yeah... Sucks ass, but you better just brace the future and get used to it. Why don't you want it though?
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There was another employee who I thought was more qualified since I've only been working here for a month and they want to promote me to manager at some retail store.
It's an overnight manager position and it just seems like they get shit on by the morning manager for not getting shit done when there is almost no room for improvement besides firing the deadbeats and hiring competent people. I was interested in the position when I first started but now I don't care anymore. I'm working until I go back to school which would probably be in January. I don't really care for the job and it's really just a means to get money desu.
Manager said she was going to give me a call later today to "talk about pay" which most likely means I got the position. Don't know what to say to her when she calls though.
I genuinely thought the other employee was going to get the job and I'm pissed she didn't
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>>18510049
If you don't care, why care? It only seems you don't like the change. Well, no better thing than to suck it up.
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Real talk: Is masturbating bad for your sex drive? I get porn is bad, but just masturbating? Also, does the death grip make a difference? Should I drink the NoFap kool-aid?
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Why do you care? Do you lack female attention, are you generally lonely? Maybe you shoot fast? If you read nofap shit, you notice people only get improvements when they improve themselves
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Depends how much.
Once a day? Good.
Twice? Borderline.
Thrice? S T O P
More than three times a day on a regular, daily basis is BAD.
(Not necessarily harms your sex drive, maybe even the opposite. But it's also addictive and not healthy.)
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>>18510009
I had sexual problems with my last girlfriend. Not sure if it was because she was a bitch and not very exciting in bed, or because I've been used to masturbating all the time. I working on the self improvement stuff, I was just hoping for a generally consensus on the issue.
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
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Do girls dislike it when a fat male loses weight and becomes attractive?
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>>18509851
No, I'm happy for him.
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Girls, why don't you play vidya gaems?
Are these the standards that men have to fit to be successful with women in certain type of relationships?
>Casual sex/one-night stands/FwBs
100% looks
>Getting a girlfriend
50% social status, 50% looks
>Getting married
>25% looks, 25% social status, 50% wealth
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>>18509823
who cares what women want?
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>>18509831
Because female validation is a powerful drug.
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>>18509836
Indeed
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I'm almost 21 years old and I have no friends. I have internet ""friends"" but even then I don't interact with them often. I'm a NEET,and a boring one at that. I doesn't help that I'm shy and antisocial as well. There are 4 roommates living in the house with me but whenever they gather together or do something I just go off to my room and shut the door. The times that I have interacted with them I was mostly silent,only occasionally getting a sentence out every 10 minutes or so. What I'm trying to say is that I want to be more socially active and interesting,but I don't know how. Plz help. I'm tired of being a friendless shut in all the time.
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>>18509802
College?
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>>18509833
I was taking some online college courses a semester ago but I'm not doing anything at the moment.
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>>18509802
Try taking up an interesring hobby. One that REALLY starts conversations, but don't brag. Let them come to you out of curiosity.
There is a chance you won't have the commitment necessary for a physically demanding hobby like mountain climbing, yet the list is as long as you make it. It could be edgy like knife throwing or maybe quirky like mexican wrestling, or maybe useful like botany.
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Where to Take Basic Chicks 2017-07-12 01:55:31 Post No.18509793
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Where to Take Basic Chicks
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Okay, so the other day, I came across these girls. One of them was hot, so I struck up a conversation with them. They asked about my camera, so I told them about how I've been practicing film photography. I tell them I'd like to get a shot of them, and they pose for me, and I ask them "what number should I text the photo to?"
The not-so-attractive one is the one who gives me her number
Figure whatever, I can invite both of them out to something and then focus on the attractive one
Been lightly flirting with the not-so-attractive one over text anyway (nothing overt, more playful than anything) because might as well give her a positive impression of me; other chick won't like me if I'm a dick to her best friend (and she seems nice, anyway)
Will ask them to go to something this weekend
Problem: they strike me as those kinda basic girls who probably go clubbing and listen to Drake or whatever. Not really my scene, I'm more the sort who likes to go see local punk shows
I don't think the hot one is my type at all, but I'm not looking for a relationship. She's just hot and I want to smash. Would prefer to actually date somebody into the same scene as I am, kinda like a more alt-girl, I guess.
So, where do I take these basic girls? I don't like clubbing, won't go there. What the fuck else do they like to do?
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>>18509793
>where to take basic chicks
>acknowledges they go clubbing and listens to drake
>refuses to take them clubbing
just think of the most basic shit imaginable, and that strikes true. starbucks, some trendy movie, a facetiously fancy town center, or the mall.
if you don't like it - they're basic, as are their interests lol
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>>18509793
>Figure whatever, I can invite both of them out to something and then focus on the attractive one
Noob
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>>18509793
All chicks want good photos for social media. Plan something around that. Be creative and the hot one just might surprise you.
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Don't Wanna Get Back on Facebook, but May Have to 2017-07-12 01:44:25 Post No.18509769
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>Got rid of FB ~6 months ago
>Did it because I'm a khv loner with no friends, and I started making an effort this year to make friends and talk to girls
>Thought process: people are attracted to people who already have friends and interesting lives; you can tell from my FB that I'm a loner because there's no social proof, no photos of me with others, not photos of me doing fun things, no photos of trips, etc
>So if I get rid of FB, people can't look me up, and their perception of me will be based totally on my actual personality and how I act around them, rather than being influenced by an online page
>My plan was to reactivate it when I've had enough social photos, and maybe a couple flattering artsy professional photos when I've lost a few pounds
>Thinking of having a birthday party for the first time, because I've actually got friends now
>Problem: it'll be easier to get people to come if I do a Facebook invite, but I'm not ready to get back on
>Still don't have social photos, no money for those professional shots, etc.
>I don't want to put my loser FB page back up, but I may have to
What do?
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>first world problems
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>>18509772
That's the whole point of this board, wtf is with you?
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>>18509772
Well, here's my other problem
>No potable water
>But thirsty
>Dehydration, or cholera?
But my FB problem is more pressing, so answer that one first, pls
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desperately need help with incapacitating emotional numbness/detachment 2017-07-12 01:34:51 Post No.18509753
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desperately need help with incapacitating emotional numbness/detachment
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good morning /adv/
this probably won't be very organized since i've been horrifically stressed for about a month but even moreso the past week or two. anyways, i'm going to try all i can to give as much context as possible - this is going to be a little long, and maybe a bit convoluted and i apologize in advance.
so, i'm this 20 year old guy, a bit overweight, but doesn't affect self-esteem much since i can go out and fork for girls reliably. in college, can't drive, and spend most my days practicing guitar, playing games, and socializing with friends.
over the winter, i was in a horribly toxic relationship, but i first had an emotionally numb experience before it got toxic - it was actually quite an endearing relationship at first. everything was perfect, the girl was deadass 9 or 10/10, shared same political views, played same games, shared humor, everything. over a certain weekend, i woke up emotionally detached. i felt like i didn't love her anymore, out of nowhere. i felt nothing; she wasn't the problem, i couldnt bring myself to love anything, or dedicate a certain energy to something.
fortunately, it only happened for a portion of that day, and it eventually subsided. now, i've met an amazing woman that is easily the best person i've had in my life, and the greatest chance at a stable relationship. she's adorable, shares my mental shortcomings, shares a passion for writing, plays the same game i do, same opinions, and is profusely compassionate and understanding.
btw, i should make it obvious this is an LDR - yeah, this isn't my first one, and i know about the baggage that comes with being so seperated - she is in europe, and i'm in america; however, this stretches a bit beyond distance.
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btw, i should make it obvious this is an LDR - yeah, this isn't my first one, and i know about the baggage that comes with being so seperated - she is in europe, and i'm in america; however, this stretches a bit beyond distance.
we've been speaking for a little over a month, and things were amazing, even with a lot of anxiety and paranoia along the way since we both had our feet dipped in the water looking for others. she cut off people for me, and i dropped two girls that swore their undying love for me until the day they die. these are two girls that i've convinced to not kill themselves, and they couldn't live without me talking to them at least everyday, and constantly shower me in gratitude and gifts to show for it.
about two weeks ago, the woman i'm currently with had an internet outage. of course, i was a little annoyed at her isp especially since they've been shaky in the past, but i thought nothing of it.
then, they kept saying that the internet would be brought back "the following day", and for six days, they gave her this excuse ad nauseam, citing different causes such as a lack of hardware or it not being delivered on time. and with every passing day, i became more anxious and worried. our relationship was heavily built upon spending every waking moment with each other - writing, playing, and just generally talking. i felt a growing detachment clawing at me by the second or third day - all we had was reduced to conversation and nothing else while we were blooming so quickly with our shared passions.
it got to the point where, after she told me her internet came back, that i felt.. nothing. actually, i felt a sincere worry. during the outage, she always said she was worried that i'd stop caring about her, since we were very open about our paranoia and concerns - and of course i'd dissuade her.
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the thing is... i'm not completely emotionally detached. i feel anger, sadness, i laugh a lot, and i'm still a fairly amiable person in conversation. it's just that the ability to love someone seems to be a switch i cannot turn on on my own, that it has a mind of its own.
i've tried thinking about the two girls i dropped for her, and i felt nothing about loving them. hell, i felt so insanely strongly about her that i was willing to drop two girls that meant the world to me, and got me out of a toxic relationship over the winter. and i felt little to no regret leaving them behind, because i knew what i had in this woman.
she still turns me on, i still happily refer to her as my girlfriend around others, and i've been brought to tears from the thought of ever telling her otherwise, or being away from her life in any capacity. even a week ago, she told her mother who worries about her greatly, that she finally met "someone great" in light of all the trash she has dated or slept with, and i couldn't keep myself together and just lost it from joy.
i've been personally thinking about writing down a reasons of why i love her, and why i should be / am so attracted to her, and perhaps revisiting these as a sort of mantra. i would give anything to have the relative emotional stability i had before her outage.
we discuss EVERY SINGLE ANXIETY we have with one another - even the most irrational ones (a friend of hers exchanging a few lines with me and her worried shes flirting with me, etc) and we're nothing short of receptive and thoroughly understanding of our hesitations.
tl;dr i'm in love with someone, and severe paranoia is making me emotionally numb to it more often than not.
sorry about the first line of the first reply being a repeat - obviously had to partition things and i messed up there.
i'll be here all day to ask any questions. anything and everything is immeasurably appreciated and observed, and every trace of empathy and kindness, i am grateful for.
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>>18509754
LDR are unhealthy. I had one with this chick and we would always say how cool it would be to meet each other. However I am a cheapass and had no intention of ever meeting her even though I do have money.
Protip: meet some chicks in ur area, there are over 7billion ppl on this planet and the majority of them are female
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Need to wipe a harddrive on a physically damaged computer 2017-07-12 01:29:49 Post No.18509742
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I'm in a pickle~ What should I use to wipe my hard drive
I'm going to send in a laptop to have it's parts recycled, but I want to remove all memory that might be on it due to incriminating photos of Marijuana use... etc...
Basically the letter's "B", "N", "Y", and the spacebar are completely fucked and the mouse barely works. So I can't use DBAND.... The laptop has no CD drive and I don't own an external so it needs to be something that can boot automatically from a USB drive and requires minimal button pressing... Something that only requires arrow keys and "return" would be the best. I'm at a loss here, everything I've tried requires me to type at least "y" for a confirmation.
TLDR: Need to wipe a laptop with a broke AF keyboard.
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>>18509742
Did you know you can extract hdd from almost any notebook simply with screwdriver?
Or just plugging mouse and or keyboard to usb works too.
>fucking weed normies i swear
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>>18509751
I'm living overseas and haven't done drugs in years because it's very illegal here... I can imagine the computer store folks going through my shit to search for interesting stuff, but I don't want to manually destroy a perfectly good drive... Also not trying to buy an external mouse and keyboard right now, I'm saving money to leave the country.
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>>18509742
i might be completely wrong here but cant you make letters by using the alt key and letters?
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Hi adv, i come to you for advice.
I am 19 years old and am living with my parents. I want to cut all contact and burn all social bridges possible with them and the rest of my family. I hope i dont come off as an edgelord here, but i am absoultely sure this is what i want and have been so for 5+ years. The reason as to why is not relevant here.
My current plan is to start university and move out, cut all ties at some point down the line, and then continue the rest of my life without them being in the picture at all if possible.
What i need help with is
a)How to cut all contact with my family and (if possible) how to ensure i have burnt enough social bridges for them to not try to reestablish contact. The tricky bit is minimzing collateral social damage with people outside my family. None of my friends are friends of my family. I have a small circle of friends who will stay loyal anyway. The main priority is cutting ties with my family, but if possible i want to minimize general bad reputation. My family will definetly spread word, and very likely twist the story. People in my city tend to have low contact with the rest of the country. The likelihood of my outer social circleother people my age knowing is almost guaranteed. I have no problem with causing emotional damage to my family. The main goals are To cut all ties with my family, to prevent them trying to fix things, and to minimize general bad reputation.
b)How to protect myself from them causing any economic damage. Reclaiming gifts, taking loans in my name, suing me etc.
c)Preventing them from using the fact that they are my family to get various legal advantages. Basically how to disown my family and remove them as default persons of trust etc. Also preventing identity theft.
I currently have ~20k usd in savings and will have ~5k usd more by the end of summer. I have a driving license but no car. I have limited contact outside my city. I live in a ~50k population city in Sweden. A is most important
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The reasons are relevant. You do come across as an edgelord.
My advice is do whatever, and then, when you're more mature, realize that family is important. You won't minimize bad rep by going no contact with every single family member. Just learn to let go of things, and focus on your own happiness, and your family will learn to adjust. Resentment will hold you back, no matter if you cut them out or not.
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Move somewhere far and let the connection slowly and naturally BURN.
Don't answer their calls. "I was busy."
Don't answer their texts. "My phone died."
And so on and so on until they naturally assume you're busy and can't talk.
I have no clue about the rest.
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Youre right, you sound like an edgelord. Why do you want to cut contact?