If warp is affected by human thoughts, wouldn't worshipping Slaanesh as a godess of purest beauty, Khorne as god of honor, manliness and selfless help for people, Nurgle as god of life and nature and Tzeentch as god of intelligence and wisdom fix more things than simply bashing them?
I mean: you could probably fix chaos by making it GOOD CHAOS.
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>>49524092
That's difficult to do when you live in a whole galaxy of conflicting thoughts, where negativity prevails.
Not to mention the fact that all the gods are also the MOST POWERFUL representations of their given emotions, so the line between "good" and "bad" kinda blurs.
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>>49524092
>MAIM KILL BURN
Is that really all there is to khorne? It's like underage bait. All those other gods have a saying, and then this guy has edgy in caps.
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>>49524092
It would require all sentient life to do it at the same time and in a zealous manner.
Also what >>49524292 said.
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What is, in your opinion, a ranger /tg/?
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A closet furfag too afraid to come out to his group.
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FIVE TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE
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A racist.
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Heyo TG, this is for the viewers of "If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device"
The guy that voices Dorn is a buddy and I went to get drinks with him two nights, but he had no idea that he's now a meme. Can ya'll ship me any screen caps featuring him so I can send them his way. Thanks
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Well here is my favorite, just because of its simplicity.
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Players want to kill their characters.
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So /tg/ I'm a new Dm DMing D&d 5e. Things have been going alright so far but I learned that some of them are considering to kill themselves. Up until now I have been winging it in a free roam and was going to postpone the next session to put more planing and prep. I was thinking of fucking with them a bit and came to ask you more experienced people for some advice. What would you do in a similar situation?
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Why do they want to do that?
Are they just bored of their characters?
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>>49523710
>Playing 5e
No wonder they want to kill themselves ehuehuehue
Memes aside, I would talk to them and ask them why. If they don't like their characters for mechanics reasons, you can either give them a magic item(s) with a cool mechanic for them to interact with (particularly if it interacts with their natural class mechanics in an interesting way) or present interesting challenges and encounters that require them to use their mechanics in an interesting way. If they don't like the personalities of there characters (something I have dealt with quite a bit) then talk to them about how to develop them more. Remind them they're not beholden to their backstory if they don't like it, and if they don't like their personality their character can go through a change (possibly aided by an event caused by the GM).
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As far as I know they just want to reroll their characters for some unknown reason. They didn't come to me with any issues. They were given their characters after some people decided to quit. That might be part of it.
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What will happen after the birth of Ynnead? 2016-09-26 19:04:39 Post No.49523304
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What will happen after the birth of Ynnead?
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And I mean the implications for other major galactic factions, besides Chaos.
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Who?
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the nids arrive and nom everything unless the necrons wake up
imperium could hold them for longer
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Ynnead will likely come from the death/rebirth of Slaanesh, meaning literally every soul consumed by She Who Thirsts will be unleashed, possibly with new (Wraithbone) bodies to boot. The Eldar become the most powerful faction in the galaxy again. Their first campaign is to free Isha, who then (without entirely consulting her children) revives the Emperor to oppose Chaos.
The two largest empires in the Galaxy begrudgingly unite, the Emperor begins to fix the Imperium properly, and everything becomes shiny and noblebright.
Which is exactly why Ynnead will never come to be, because GW hates anything good happening in the progression of their franchises.
Prepare for Times of Ending and inevitable Age of the Emperor.
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How would winter affect orcs/goblins/bugbears?
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I imagine it would affect orcs much the same as people. Goblins might be in more frequent need of warmth being so small, and bugbears might not mind it at all, being big and hairy
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Depends on the setting, but/tg/oblin.
If they are jungle dwellers, then the cold would hinder them greatly. If they are from the arctic, then the opposite is true.
Use your brain for once.
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Where are humans from?
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In a world where sapient robots have human rights and responsibilities, how could a manufacturer profit from making them if they are not allowed to sell them?
The best I can come up with is that they'd sell their services instead, and the robots would have to pay for their own maintenance.
Any thoughts?
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They don't create robot intelligence, they create highly sophisticated bodies for the intelligences to use
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How do AIs coexisting peacfully with humans approach the concept of "body"? If a robot is software, able to jump between platforms, what would be the incentive to call a certain platform "their body"?
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>>49523604
Exterminate the clanks!
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Survival-Action Setting Creation Yhread 2016-09-26 18:25:04 Post No.49522754
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Survival-Action Setting Creation Yhread
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Primitive humanoids hang on to survival in a world overrun by massive ice shelves, and filled to the brim with otherworldly monstrosities known only as "behemoths". The blood of behemoths can be shaped into runes, which can be permanently drawn onto flesh or objects to provide otherworldly powers. When tattooed on flesh, the runes grant interesting abilities, but at a terrible risk to the user.
The world is filled with the magicks or technology of a long forgotten civilization, though whether this was humans, behemoths, or something else entirely remains a mystery.
Post any immediate suggestions you have. The first question of the thread will be posted shortly.
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First question:
What are the behemoths like? Are they Lovecraftian Horrors, humanoid mutants? What could be the one thing they all have in common, besides their blood?
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>>49522830
Hmm... I like the idea of semi-Lovecraftian horrors. Like, they mostly have the same basic humanoid or beastlike structure, then after that it's fair game.
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>>49522928
Seconding this. How does magic work though?
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We were talking about our game and one of my players brought up a complaint about lack of female characters, citing the bechdel test of all things.
In a game set in a medieval wasteland.
where 2 out of 4 civilians they have encountered have been women.
I swear to Jupiter, I'm this close to just driving into the desert and stay there.
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>I swear to Jupiter, I'm this close to just driving into the desert and stay there.
I don't understand your frustration. Women were quite prevalent in historical militaries, especially the Persian military.
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>>49522483
Aren't there more pressing matters? Tell him to worry about whatever the fuck they're trying to do instead of how many women exist in your setting.
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>>49522536
It's obviously a girl that is complaining. Guys are never bothered by this.
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Sci-Fi Setting Creation Thread. 2016-09-26 17:55:09 Post No.49522396
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Sci-Fi Setting Creation Thread.
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Hyper-advanced Archipelago civilizations are ground-locked by the existence of "Aeon", a turbulent storm of pure energy beginning 512 feet above sea level and extending into space. The planet has long since exceeded their carrying capacity, and the various civilizations are locked into a state of conflict over natural resources.
The Aeon storm destroys anything which enters, but also provides the massive energy needed to power the bizarre technology that’s been developed over the centuries. The Amaggi are specialty engineers rumored to be capable of manipulating the Aeon with their minds.
The world has recently begun to face a new threat. The Aerbore, a race of genetically engineered telepathic trees, and the Dryannis, the mind-controlled remnant of the civilization that created them.
Post any immediate suggestions you have. ETA for the first question of the thread is ten minutes.
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First Question:
Should humans be the only creatures in this setting? If so, what should be included/excluded.
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Maybe have Abhumans? Mutants or some such. Did humans originate here, or did they land and become stranded?
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>Content Creation Initi-
What the fuck is this shit?!
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What do you think about this?
>Two handed weapons: High Damage, low Defense
>Two weapons: Medium damage, medium defense
>Weapon & shield: Low damage, high defense
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Nah. Two Weapons has never been a good idea.
If anything, it's be medium damage no defence, whereas two handed weapons would be high damage medium defence, and weapon and shield would be medium damage high defence.
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>>49521440
Sounds dumb desu senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVsXPhY7Gb4
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>>49521440
I was also thinking something similar:
>one handed weapon: +1 attack, +1 defense
>shield: + 2 defense
>two handed weapon: +3 attack, +1 defense
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Can we all agree that Perturabo is the Bill of the 40k universe
>Well liked
>Made a name for himself on his own merits
>Events outside his control left him bitter and broken
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Are you in denial? No one knew or cared bout him or his legion during the great crusade.
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Shut up Dale
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>>49520339
I feel like if you replaced propane with walls, Hank would be Dorn.
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How would you change the Orks fluff/rules/units wise to make them more interesting/appealing?
What should the Ork playstyle be? Obviously GW doesn't know.
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i suppose give them more motivation besides a genetic predisposition to being warlike.
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>>49520157
Is this another thread where a bunch of half informed morons set upon trying to reinvent the wheel by knocking all of the curve out of the wheel so it better stands still on a flat road?
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Check out /tg/s rules for the Horus Heresy ork armies. Lots of meta-stuff, horde tactics, and extremely high risk-reward tactics. They basically strike a comedic line between Tyranids and Chaos.
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http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/september-26-2016-banned-and-restricted-announcement-2016-09-26
-WoTC hates Pauper
-Still no SFM in Modern
-Still no Origins-on format or Extended
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>>49519833
1. WoTC only likes expensive formats. Now go home and play with your Peregrine Drakes.
2. Modern is fine as it is. We don't need any unbans.
3. Reddit meme and dead format? Yeah, keep dreaming kid.
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Oh wow fucking kek.
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>>49519833
If WoTC honestly gave a rat's ass about Pauper, they wouldn't have printed Drake as a common in the first place.
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Ok /tg/, what about this?
You have 19d6 to distribute amongst your ability scores as you see fit. Each score must have at least 1d6, and scores are capped at 20 regardless of what you actually roll. After al players have rolled stats, race and class are chosen.
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>shameless self bump
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What if you instead just let them build the characters they want to play themselves
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Pointless randomization that adds nothing but busywork.