/britfeel/

>>39085782
oright lads?

what should I have for tea lads?

Gonna go to bed at 9 today, had e-fucking-nough of this day.
How can I kill 4 hours?

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Post choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9EjE4qm7b8

>>39085823
2 sugars and a couple plops of milk

>>39085833
stab your clock, that usually does the trick

>>39085782
someone went through the trouble of photoshopping a giant mummy may into that last night. their effort now lost to the ages.


>>39085823
my weekly maals are as follows.
Monday - pizza
tues - spicy chicken sadwhiches
wed - sausages sadwhich
thur - burger
Friday - pizza again
sat - curry
sun - pork bites and rice.

>>39085823
I'm having soft boiled eggs with marmite soldiers. I suggest you join me.

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Fuck me lads I just went through hell

>Go to sign on
>"So you got a rejection email from blah blah blah"
>Yeah
>"How? They don't have your email"
>Don't panic
>"Oh, I'm pretty sure I gave it to them"
>"Can you show it to me on the computer?"
>FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Haven't applied for a job in months
>Sat at the computer with every bone in my body screaming run
>Decide to stand my ground, if I run I get nothing if I stay I have a chance to still get the money
>Have an idea
>"Sorry I can't get in, I don't know my password since my laptop always auto completes it"
>She's visibly annoyed "That's a bit well...silly. What if you have to use someone elses computer?"
>"I always use my own"
>She puts a report on the system and says it could result in a sanction
>She finally gets me signed and books my next appointment

I think the jig is up now though, they're no doubt convinced I'm a bennies leech now and will look for any reason to kick me off. And fuck going in for 1+ months for no money if they sanction me.

Plus, what are the chances I'll risk getting done for benefit fraud if I go back? I feel a bit proud of myself for having the balls to just double down on the lying and win. Fuck normies.

>>39085870

Fucking hell lad.
>*braaaaaaaaaaaap*

>>39085823

I'm having merguez and bean cassoulet.

another anons weekly list

Mon- Pasta. usually add smoked sausage and have bacon and tomato pasta sauce on it.
Tues - Sausage bean cheese melts (Greggs brand from Iceland) or Sausage rolls and beans
Wed - Pizza (Asda make your own, Double chicken, bacon and ham.) or Calzone (same)
Thur- Micro meal (could be anything from burgers to one of those micro full meal things, first day back on nights so want something quick and easy.)
Fri- Beer battered fish, chips, mushy peas.
Sat - Lasagne. (Home cooked, not pre-made)
Sun - Chicken, beans and chips.

>>39085885

How the fuck do they know who has/hasn't your e-mail?

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>chatting to my mate
>suddenly interrupts me and decides consistently talk about himself for a solid 30 mins
>can barely get a word in

i don't even know why i bother to be honest lads

>>39085953
Just look bored and uninterested until he gets the picture.

>>39085941
She says she asked them, fuck knows if it was a bluff or not

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>dayfags missed the new ebin video

Posted last thread but I'm wondering if I could become a private driver, I mean how hard could it be?

What're your preferences in porn? I need a lot of body to body contact. Hate professional porn where the only things touching are the dick and vag.

Also a lot of kissing. Quite pathetic that my preferences show how desperately lonely I am.

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>>39085953
yeah I know the feels lads. That's why I've pretty much given up on friends. Now they talk about their fucking kids too.fuck me lad

>>39086002

What is the Data Protection Act?

>>39085953
Excuse for what? Huh? What? I don't understand. I'm having quite a bit of trouble, I'm afraid. No but really, your post is rather confusing. What i mean to say is that, if you'll let me be frank, I don't think I'm getting what you're trying to convey here. If one were to describe my expression right now, it would be one of bemusement, your original post being the source of my perplexed visage. That's not to say that you're incompetent, in fact maybe I'm the one with a deficiency in the comprehension department, but I would be grateful if you would clarify what your intent was with the phrase "What's your excuse?". I'm sorry if this is confusing, but I want to make sure to convey my lack of understanding as to what you were conveying in your post, and to implore to you, Original Poster, to convey what you intended to convey originally, but conveyed in a manner that would be easy for me to understand, a 'conveyance of what was conveyed, but conveyed more clearly than the original conveyance' so to speak.

>>39086014
Almost exclusively solo female with toys.

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>>39085885
Not simply saying, "I didn't keep a copy of it, it seemed rather pointless and served as a reminder that I failed. Would you like me to keep copies from now on?

cmon son. Always have back up lies for your lies.

>>39085953

get rid of your friends my m8, thats what i did a few years ago and it feels great when people finally forget about you and stop asking after you, its very liberating

>>39085823
am going to mcdonalds getting 2 big mac meals and a mcfurry

>>39086014
Big dick traps fucking qt women

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>>39085938
please continue to post food lists for my research. thanks.

>>39086010
Are you a very very good driver and also a nice friendly guy whose good in a scrap?

>>39085838
Smiths are always good lad. I'm listening to the new Avey Tare album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrHfDAADpj4

>>39085938

Is this some sort of autie "thing"?

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>>39085838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuGFlP5Duuw
this should be the /britfeel/ theme

>>39086030
alright mate easy on

>>39086014
>Quite pathetic that my preferences show how desperately lonely I am
I'm completely the same. Anything resembling love, affection, attention or contact turns me on (hence a preference for joi and audio). I just want to be loved.

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>>39086010
It depends. Are you autistic and can you drive well?

>>39086064

Just say "faggot porn" mate, no need to go into detail.

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>>39086120
Its the straightest porn available actually

>>39086048
I did that too and it's great. No fb and just got a shitty burner mobile for emergencies. Comfy.

>>39086117
I dive well enough but most being able to drive 'well' is actually knowing the roads you're on if you are needing to evade the old bill.

>>39086141

It's faggot porn, for paedos.

>>39086169
I dont think criminals recruit strangers to drive for them

The problem with women's skinny jeans for me is that my heel won't fit through the leg holes, too narrow

I'm just going to have to wear tapered fit though they're nowhere near as cool or cute

Also my sister is banging on at me to stop playing vidya all day and join the gym or do driving lessons

>>39086186
driving for crims isn't the be all end all of private driving though really

>>39086211
Why not just cut a fine slit up the leg, enough to make it so your heel can pass through?

>>39086211
Kek Poley has cankles

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>>39086014
this
footjobs milf's
joi
young white girls with white girls
maybee some asian street meat if i feel naughty

Alright lads, I'm going to open myself up here. I have a problem.

I know this may seem silly, but I have giant, and I mean utterly MASSIVE voluptuous mantits. They seriously impact my quality of life.

It's summer now, and I'm inside most of the time. I do go out for late night walks for the fresh air though. See, I can't stand wearing shirts, I'm simply too ashamed. I can only wear loose hoodies and still then I always have my hands in the front pocket pushing down so the contours and rolls aren't visible.

I wake up every morning feeling disgusted and sad. Throughout the day they weigh on me and grate at my psyche. I know people notice because yes I was bullied growing up for them.

Because of them I no longer have any friends (lost the last of them two years ago, around the time they started clubbing and shit and I wouldn't join them), nor have the ability to make new ones. It's just not fair. I know people heavier than me yet they don't have them. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The

Currently I'm starving myself, but I know this isn't healthy and I'll just relapse and gorge myself.

want a bulimic but nice gf from shropshire

figured out how I'm going to make music lads, produce a beat and use samples of audio from movies -- is there a name for this or any artists you know of that do it?

>>39086325

They're called plagarists and they get big bills from high price lawyers.

>>39086322
>starving yourself
great idea kick your metab into overdrive making it a shitton harder to lose weight, go onto /fit/ search for /fat/ it's a thread dedicated to fatties losing weight

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>>39086270
How young are we talking here fellow NEET?

>>39086325
I hope you're ready to get sued

>>39086354
>Research and private study

Copying parts of a literary, dramatic, musical or artistic work or of a typographical arrangement of a published edition for the purpose of research or private study is allowed under the following conditions:

The copy is made for the purposes of research or private study.
The copy is made for non-commercial purposes.
The source of the material is acknowledged.
The person making the copy does not make copies of the material available for a number of people.

it's fair use

>>39086250
I read that but won't it look silly?

I don't have the skill too sew it back up so it's looser

Just finished my law exam. Fucked up at the end and only realises when i had 5 minutes left. So pissed off. I have wasted 2 years of my life.

>>39086322
post pics then. Or get the fuck out.

>>39086394
How big are your heels that you'd need it to be noticeable?

>>39086397
Was this a resit lad? What happens if you fail it?

>>39086393
so you aren't going to post or release it then?

>>39086424
probably but I'd never get big enough to get sued and if I did I'm VPN'd up stripping all metadata etc etc so they'd probably let me be

>>39086409
It's just that I bought the jeans off Amazon so I can return
They're cheap though

So I suppose I could experiment, not looking forward to another disappointment

>trying to get a flat rental sorted
>viewing booked for tomorrow
>they call today saying someone has paid a deposit and its unavailable
Am I meant to just take a punt on one and stick a deposit down without seeing it? This is the third time this has happened since I started looking last week

just ate 80g of cheerios lads

>>39086442
you would be surprised, you don't have to a big artist for stuff to be passed around anymore

>>39086461
>Am I meant to just take a punt on one and stick a deposit down without seeing it
Don't do this...their pictures are very misleading and are often old, you need to go see it yourself. Just keep looking. Is it a one bedroom flat?

>>39086003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvCLLr0h2rE

Exclusive night time content no more.

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>>39086367
jailbait 18 but look 16 also i don't think you would like to see my history

>>39086416
It was a resit and i can either do the year again which I'm not going because I hate it or I can fail. I'm going to fail.

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>>39086465
That's only around 2 bowls isn't it? I just drank a 1,600 calorie shake and feel a bit sick tbqh

>>39086490
It's a sellers market, pal

>>39086461
They'll rent to whoever seems like the most reliable tennant

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>>39086493
Why did you have to ruin it lad? That was a special gesture by Ebin

>>39086493
Would love to smoke a joint there.

>>39086507
Think 30g is one serving, so a little bit more. Tried a new thing, mixed a scoop of whey in my shaker and poured that over. Pretty good. I'm trying to eat more, I've been severely undereating for a few years.

>>39086511
You're 25 years old and live with your parents. Who are you fooling?

>>39086322
don't worry lenn just find a nice comfy place away from everyone and sunbathe

got a voucher for a free krispy kreme doughnut

I've walked past it before, it's always empty
unsurprising when you charge about 1.50bong for a fucking doughnut

>>39086523
somebody had linked it in the last thread anyway lad,

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>>39086493
fuck he even sounds like salad fingers, also is this were he his going to an hero

>>39086511
Shut your fucking mouth, you sex offending cunt.

>>39086493
sounds like an old holiday video. "here's the beach, and here's the sun..."

>>39086493
One of the gayest voices I've ever heard. Just come out already you bender.

>>39086645
>and here are the drug smugglers who are going to shoot me for recording them
Ebin's paranoia never gets old

>niece is staying over and I'm expected to play with her
I'm all familyed out for this week just leave me to my shit life pls

what goes well with potatoes?

>>39086659
sunlight, rainwater

>>39086659
butter. or my dad gets these chops with the kidneys still attached from his butcher. it's illegal, so i'm keeping that in my back pocket to doss him in should it come to it.

>>39086490
I am reluctant to, but it seems I might not have much of a choice. It is a place just for me I am after, doesn't seem to be much difference between a one and a 2 bed place in terms of price so looking at both

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>>39086659
Depends how you like your potatoes
mashed,roasted,chipped or baked.

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I shouted at mummy. Well it was more like tearful whining. Because of my normie sister of course. Will have to confront the roach at some point

Going to make some couscous then vidya. What're you up to tonight lads?

>>39086493
>exclusive content

Cute. I saw it months ago. You should upgrade your ebin orbiter subscription to premium for all kinds of extras

>>39086546
Lad, you should get your doughnuts from Greggs. Did you know you can buy a doughnut and ANY hot drink for 2 GBP!? And if you're feeling really hungry you can choose either four ring or four filled doughnuts for 2.25 and 3.00 respectively?

Or you could get them from a supermarket where you'll get more doughnuts for a lower price, but don't tell Mr Shekelberg that I told you that

>sign on day today
>haven't searched all week
>apply to a few random jobs
>put it on journal to make it look like this is what I did this week and just forgot to put it on the site
>work coach sees through but I haven't been signing on long so he doesn't seem to care
>get a call later
I've either got an interview or a discussion about the job.

>>39086722
I think I'm going to roast them.
Should I just have pizza with them? My last pizza side was sliced carrots

fuck lads i really needed a piss but my cat came and jumped up my lap landing on my bladder and it me piss myself

>>39086647
>>39086567
That's just a normal, shitty Yorkshire accent

>>39086723
Why did you shout at mummy and what did your roastie sister do, going to play my ps4 get some actual good games then lets play sometime.

>>39086723
I fucked up my exam :( feel like shit

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Ebin's voice reminds me of this young BNP lad. I might be remembering wrong I'll see if I can find the video

>>39086751
hot

>>39086546
never had a krispy kreme donut before. if you redeem the voucher, give us a review.

Finally watched Dunkirk

What a huge fucking disappointment

>>39086774
4:05 not quite how I remembered him

https://youtu.be/cgLZSZqEZF8?t=4m5s

>>39086782
You should have known better.

I'm a horrible person. Please say something bad about me. And before somebody suggests that I'm getting of to it, shame on you.

>>39085838
Good choice lad. Was dicking around on youtube and came across this classic from my childhood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLw45oAuD0

>>39086759
Because mummy kept complaining about my normie sister to me instead of addressing her directly. It makes me feel super stressed, feel awful about it though

Have a good evening anon. I'll try and get some good games

>>39086769
Hey, you don't know that for sure! M-miracles are a thing lad! What are the consequences assuming you do fail desu?

>>39086752
He has a gorgeous voice, I think

>>39086782
Haven't seen it but what didn't you like about it? I've heard it's not a conventional war film with big boom booms and killing

>>39086809

Here's a better vid of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVQnrDIeEms

Do you also remember this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRRM5SQLrNs

The first guy is pretty articulate and not such a bad face for the Youth Wing, but that 2nd guy was probably the biggest autist I've ever met in my life

>>39086889
Aww don't go thinking things like that hun, you're the best and I believe in you! All the best babe x

>>39086928
I know i have because i got mixed up in the last questin. And there is no way I am passing if i have only done 2 of the three. The consequence is that i am leaving uni.

>>39086889
Why are you horrible?

>>39086809
jesus that girl needs vocal coaching...

>>39086942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRRM5SQLrNs

Jesus Christ were they so lacking in young members this was the best they could find? I suppose not many would want to be publically associated with the BNP tbf

>>39086469
just looked it up lad it'd be derivative work

>You didn't JUST copy, but you added your own content as well. Thus you made a "derivative work." (example: movie review featuring a small clip from the movie; book review with a paragraph quoted; parody in which you changed the original work to make fun of it).
>You used the least amount possible from the original to supplement your work.
>Your work does not harm the commercial market for the original. It is not a replacement.

>>39086752
No Yorkshire man I've met has had a gay little lisp.

>>39085885
been there mate.

>>39087020
basically if it still sounds like it's original source you're fucked, people will sue. if you chop and change the samples into something else your good

>>39086745
why soouds disgusting lad

>>39087047
yeah pretty much plus soon as legal action is taken it'd probably be a delet dis rather than a sued for millions kinda thing

>>39086889
If you already know that then there's no point in us insulting you. Really lad you should be thinking of ways to change yourself for the better

>>39086970
I take it you don't have the extra year of student finance funding? Sorry lad. I don't think there's much you can do. As a last resort you could beg the uni but I doubt anything would come of it. Make sure to explore every option. I'd get in touch with the course leader and explain it to them. I wouldn't get my hopes up but you never know. It isn't the end of the world. It might seem awful now but I promise you will feel better soon

>>39087012

I have no idea why they pushed him in front of the limelight. Even then there were more articulate young members like this for example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wjbrnMykBk

He is a right nut job now, I think he eventually got kicked out, but he was the face of 'young BNP' for about 3 years

>>39086051
Nice choice my friend

>>39086889
You're such a piece of shit. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, you're nothing but a piece of filth, lower than a dog. You should get on your knees and grovel before me, begging for forgiveness.

>>39086928
>has to listen to your whining all the time
>the time she tries to confide in you you cry and scream at her

off yourself

>>39086929
There is no plot. Its cinematic with nice visuals but it's just random scenes of carnage and evacuation

>>39087075
Yeah that guy seems like he has public speaking experience or at least practised. Did you ever do stuff like that when you were a member? Or any public stuff?

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Just got an early copy of Mogwai - Every Country's Sun.
Another year, another AOTY by the central belters.

Why do the jocks make the best post-rock?
it's either that or heroin.

>>39087075

Because he painted the best "I don't like darkies" picture?

>>39087144
>there is no plot
Every cinema pleb ever. You should have looked into what Nolan said about the film before going, he made it clear it's not a typical war film. The point was to replicate what it felt like to be there

>>39087143
I don't whine to her, and I always buy her food. Not exactly sure what else makes people happy desu. She does it every day. I know she's scared of confronting the roach but nothing will change otherwise. I apologised a lot already

>>39087185
GYBE is better

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On phone with student finance right now, they've put me on hold 'for 2 minutes' 6 times now the cunts

this is so stressful, idk wtf i'm meant to send and what they're waiting on

I bet it's nothing compared to bennies centre though

make that 7 times[/spolier] their on-hold music is shit

had another dream about her lads. bit sad now

>>39087222
Have to say I dont know that feel but hope getting this (you) is some form of comfort

>>39087222
8

8 FUCKING TIMES

just say 'we need to put you on hold for half an hour'

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>>39087197
Normies need to fuck off talking about movies.
>the capefags at work who love meme movies actually hate on Logan because 'nothing happens, he fights a baddy, then nothing happens.'

It's not even a deep film.

>>39087217
There new album drops soon. Looking forward too it.

I love GYBE! but Mogwai are perfect for all moods, GYBE! are for when you're low and want to listen to some good droney guitars and other instruments.

>>39087197

I didn't particularly like it, didn't really dislike it either.

I wouldn't go to see it again, but I don't feel I wasted my time watching it.

>>39087231
Tell me about her. What was the dream?

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>>39086889
>Please say something bad about me.
never

>>39087161

I never really did much leadership/speaking stuff, more low level admin/leafleting/running a stall in town, I was a counting agent a few times including at the 2012 Corby-by-election which was fun.

Back then they had really started to get a lot of normal respectable people in and skinheads etc were a tiny minority, but over time they all got driven out by Griffin's stupid nepotistic interference. Loads of respectable, intelligent, experienced people who were capable of leadership and public speaking positions were shunned aside in favour of people Nick Griffin had a personal like of.

>>39086723
Tell me the problem about your normie sister Tilde.

>>39087255
>actually hate on Logan because 'nothing happens
what? These people are idiots that movie was great.

>>39087286
That's my point. 10/10 cape movie (8/10 normal film) and they hate it because it's not got shit jokes, a black guy, a stronk woman in b4 x-23 and action every 4 minutes like Marvel studio films.

>>39087245
thank you lad it does help

>>39087197
Are you the retard who hasn't even watched it yet lol

>>39087075
What type of point is he trying to make by saying he wants a minute's silence for indigenous people?

Honestly wouldn't surprise me if this was you Shippy.

>>39087197
>nolan
haven't seen it, but this made me decide not to bother.

>>39086493
i was supposed to make it private

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>>39085782
Anyone else here that still sleeps with a blanket/stuffed toys? I'm 21 and about to have a little kip with my teddy bear desu

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>>39087222
So I called about an hour ago to check they have all my forms, called again for something else just now and they then said they don't have any of my forms. I sent them all the other day by first class post. I'll check again tomorrow to see if they have them.

I'm very worried, it's getting really close to the term start date and idk what I'll do if it's not ready by then. I guess I won't be able to go

Could someone hug me please?

>>39087344

It's just some BNP bonding gimmick, nah he really isn't me, he's a chad anyway. They made a short documentary about him actually on channel 4 but I can't find it now

>>39087374
You sound alright lad.

You seem a bit like a child though. Seeing a random boat and being like "They are probably drug smuggling, and they'll probably shoot me for filming" is like something an 11 year old would say.

Nothing wrong with that though.

>>39087073
i could repeat the year but im not going to repeat it because i hate it so much and for all i know i could fail again. i hate everything about uni. teachers are too liberal, people are annoying, modules are shit, and i hate exams.

my biggest problems i that i dont know what to do with myself. i dont want to work in a shop, fast food restaurant or in a call center and they seem like the only options with out a degree. i thought that with a degree i would at least have more options. i ask my mum for help and she just tells me to go to sefton at work and i bet they will be shite too.

>>39086944
>>39087267
Lads, come on. You can't be nice to me.
>>39086982
Because I hurt everyone around me and then delude myself about it.
>>39087073
Thing is, I know it, but I don't feel like it. Maybe if people keep telling me that it will make it easier easier to get my hands on the problem.
>>39087122
That's the spirit. I'm not looking for forgiveness though.

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>>39087403
>Could someone hug me please?
Of course lad. Wish I could help but never went to uni.

>>39087430
You're a Chad in r9k terms though.

>Shagged multiple women and been in serious relationships
>Solid working class job
>Do manly stuff like laying your own carpets

I'd say you're /britfeel/'s closest thing to a genuine chad.

>>39087255
>tfw 2 (You)s with 2 different posts
Agreed tbf, GYBE is one of my favourite bands but I don't listen to them often. Hope their new one isn't too droney/ambient, that stuff gets a bit tiring after a while. Where should I start with Mogwai?

>>39087475
>Because I hurt everyone around me

Why?

Lads have a strange urge to bet on a football match I know nothing about even though I've never gambled before. What do?

>>39087530
100 quid on Leeds to win

>>39087328
is logan actually this good? i never bothered watching it because i have given up on cape films.

you know what films are also shite? the hobbit films. plebs love them but the trilogy is so shite compared to lotr and it does not capture the feel of the book at all. ikn4 the book is for children.

>>39087284
>eats everything even if it doesn't belong to her
>very reluctant to pay towards anything
>frequently "borrows" money off mummy
>gets very angry if told to clean up after itself

Those are the key points desu

>>39087403
From my understanding you have to apply by their deadline in order to be guaranteed the loan at the start of your course. Otherwise you could be waiting a while before you get anything iirc

>>39087474
I think you should try taking a year out lad. Try to get a part time job if possible. After realising what bottom tier wageslave jobs are like I was motivated enough to give uni another go. And if you really like your job then that's great! Win-win situation I think

>>39087403
Mate when I was at uni almost no one got their loan on time.

>>39087547
Of course Ebin supports fucking leeds

>>39087547
Nah it's a team called Young Boys playing in the Champions League. Not even sure what country but they sound like /ourlads/

>>39087393
That's sweet lad. I never chucked my childhood blanket away, sometimes if I'm feeling sad I will sleep with it.

>>39087558
How old is she mate?

Does she get shagged off a local ShipAnon Chad?

>>39087554
I though it was a great movie and I grew bored of capeshit a while ago.

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>>39087568
>'s a team called Young Boys

>>39087528
My guess is that I'm just a bad person. Could have something to do with being unstable as all fuck but I don't think that's an excuse. There's a reason all my friends hate me and all my relationships crumbled.

>>39087568
like young boys do you anon ?

>>39087568 they a shiddy swiss team la

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Currently writing a short story called 'fiver Sweeties' lads. Not written anything in a while and feeling really into it.

>>39087520
I'd say start from Young Team and work your way through the albums. The soundtracks and EPs are good, but I'd say work the albums chronologically and if you like it, check out EPs etc.

>>39087554
I stopped caring for cape films long before logo, and it's my top cape film. It's a good film even if you're not into cape movies. It's not a masterpiece, but for a mainstream, big studio film it's pretty damn good.

>>39087558
>I think you should try taking a year out lad. Try to get a part time job if possible. After realising what bottom tier wageslave jobs are like I was motivated enough to give uni another go. And if you really like your job then that's great! Win-win situation I think

this is gooda advicu

>>39087568
>young boys
I hope celtic don't go up against them, what with their given history.
Big Jock knew

>>39087403
you'll be alright lad, i didn't get mine sorted till November last year due to SLC.
just take the forms you send to slc to the uni when you enrol and tell them thats how you'll pay.
although if you need living expenses you're up the creak, usually unis have student support
good luck!

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>>39087568
I hear you're a paedo now, anon!

>>39087558
i know most bottome tier whageslave jobs are shite and boring. this is why i went to uni. being more motivated wont help me because im just shit at exams, i tried the best i could. academics has always been hard for me because i have so many learning difficulties. people dont understand how hard uni exams are for me. i will go to sefton at work when i can bothered and i will see what they have available. i would not mind working in a library but even that seems very unlikely.

>>39087645
>'fiver Sweeties'
or: the future price of Freddos

>>39087558
how old are you tilde? why have you not moved out

>>39087663
kys jock

>>39087689
what is with this stigma for people to move out?

>>39087604
No one is just a "bad person" unless they're a sociopath. There's always a reason you hurt them

>>39087684
I may use that on the inner title page lad. Top quality patter.

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>>39087579
She is 18.

She's a turbo normie so yes

>>39087689
I'm only 20! Moving out is for successful people anyway. I am a failure so it doesn't bother me much

>>39087735
Agreed! Moving out is really hard these days!

>>39087735
yeah stay at home as long as you can, i moved out at 35, fucking regret it.

Hi lads. There's been an amazing update in my life. Here, just today.

As many people have known for a long time, I was born with an amazing talent for the Rubik's cube. My family had some connections with political people, and they arranged for me to be trained at a young age.

Skipping ahead a bit, I just found out that my Aunt, who lives in Northhampton, has been involved in a successful Rubik's cube business in Shenzhen, China. She's put quite a bit of money into this, and she's been able to get $3.5m out of this. She's going to keep $1m for herself to cover her expenses and time over the last 5-6 years when she's been doing this without my knowledge, and she's going to give the other $2.5m to me.

So, what I'm doing today is I'm going to make an offer to all the femanons on /britfeel/. Now, I know I'm really famous here for driving a white van and being in the BNP and doxing people's location. So I'm going to do this direct, here, and cut out the middleman.

If you're a beautiful girl, if you fit the type of girl I'm attracted to (similar to my ex, Susan), then here's the offer I'm going to make you.

I'm willing to pay you ten grand a month. You don't even have to love me. All you have to do is pretend. We're going to have an intimate, romantic, passionate relationship. You can consider it as a business arrangement. It's not prostitution, it's just an arrangement. You give me what I want, and I'll give you what you want. 10 grand a month, or 120k a year. That's what you can make.

If you think this sounds like an attractive deal, let me know.

>>39087770
i thought she was fat, how is she shagging chads if she is fit?

>>39087794
might be last chance at end of nights out

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neet with shit attention span here. i've started going to the library to study japanese for an hour a day. would increasing my time by 15 minutes a week until i'm up to 5-6 hours be feasible?

>>39087782
>If you think this sounds like an attractive deal, let me know.
How tall are you?

>>39087794
Chads are always fucking fatbirds lad. Most settle down with fatties.

It's fucking weird.

>>39087794
She is fat. I don't know how normie relationships work. She has had lots of bfs over the years though none of them have been particularly good looking imo

>>39087812
Why don't you do something useful instead

>>39087745
I don't know. I try to be good to everyone but as soon as I get closer with someone my paranoia kicks in. Then they slowly get exhausted with my ramblings, then irritated, then I begin to think they are against me and finally they are hurt by it and leave.

>>39087857
>none of them have been particularly good looking imo

so they are not chads then, they are just normal fellas.

>>39087757
Not him but I have done some things in the past which could label me as a "bad person", but I feel guilty as fuck about it all.

>>39087860
what's more useful that studying nihongo?

How come I can't upload a vid from my phone to dropbox? seems to stall

>>39087514
>I'd say you're /britfeel/'s closest thing to a genuine chad.

Made me chuckle, I'm flattered.

>>39087828
6'1

My sisters asexual non-binary mate is round reckon I should bang her til she's normal?

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>>39087891

Studying Hanyu

>>39087940

I reckon she wouldn't wear you.

>>39087735
Because becoming an adult goes hand in hand with independence. You can never truly be independent and you're own man if you live with your parents. NEETs have an excuse but I don't think people with jobs do, unless it's just a temporary thing until they have money saved up

>Do stuff that makes me feel so guilty I want to kill myself
>keep doing it
>attempt to kill myself
>get help, get better
>go back to work
>think about doing the thing that led to the guilt again.
I need a job away from her

Fucking why lads?

>>39087663
wtf you on about bhoy

>>39087770
>I'm only 20!
Will you be my live-in lover, Tilde?

>>39087782

Considering writing EbinFanfic based on this

>>39088002

Alright doley?

>>39088002
Went to find a piece on the scandal, found this instead.
They're still at it.
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/celtic-boys-club-sex-predator-10198909

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>>39087955
>hanyu
Hauuu hauuu~

>>39087663
haha huns haha

god bless neil lennon

>>39087985
go through all that, then go back to working with her. why do it albarnlad?

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>greggs bag in the kitchen
>no greggs in my town

could this be a warning sign that someone has found me?

lil peeps new albums pretty good

>>39087973
>unless it's just a temporary thing until they have money saved up

This one can backfire though. You get a lot of lads who are like.

>Fuck wasting money on rent, I'll live with my parents until I have money to buy a house
>Wow, I'm 28 and I've only lived a fraction of the life that my peers have had, never living in a different part of the country, never traveling, never living with a gf, never living with mates, never living abroad, but that's ok, I have a house now!
>I should invite some people over for my housewarming. Oh wait, I don't have any mates. Ah well, at least my financial situation is good enough to attract a fat roastie or single mother to take advantage of my loneliness and homeowner status

It's a good idea if you already have a girlfriend, good mates, etc, and you still get to travel and do shit like that, but for most robot types it's just a path to a financially secure, yet miserable and boring life where they become vulnerable to predatory roasties.

Looked up placing a bet online and this shit is way too confusing. What kind of odds are 29/20 ffs.

>>39088050
>tfw you believe Lennon was justified in his actions at the weekend.
If I was getting death threats daily I'd antagonise the cunts too

>>39088056
I've been applying for other jobs, but no luck and I need money because the sick pay is utter shite. Not gonna do it though, I'm not a fucking mad man. I try to avoid her, but it's a small kitchen.

>>39087985
Mate you really do need a new job. For one thing, your mrs will never feel comfortable unless she's out of your life for good.

You just crave the self esteem boost of a young goth wanting to fuck you. Find self esteem elsewhere.

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>>39087857
Tilde if given the choice between:
>6'2 chad, handsome, athletic, 7 inch cock who's already slept with 20 other girls and won't treat you particularly well
>5'6 robot, ugly, skinnyfat, smegma ridden 3 inch cock who will love you unconditionally
Which one do you go for?

>>39088116
change it to decimal

> Greggs finally open a shop in my town
> Its a two story starbucks-like coffee cafe with more baristas then pasty choices

what the fuck is going on

>>39088134
Applying for jobs daily lad.
Edinburgh is a big city, gotta be a job for me somewhere.

Asking about a transfer tomorrow when the business manager is in.

>>39088067
>someone
I always knew Tilde would start stalking you. She's coming for you Ebin, you broke her heart and now she will get revenge

>>39088160
Good lad. Was the goth even fit?

>>39087558
Sounds like my sister. Luckily a firm slap fixed it all. Recommend it personally.

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>>39088197
Aye, she was the young, skinny qt goth type.
Not the fat, ugly 500 nose ring type.

Think Death [Sandman]

Has anyone here ever been taunted with paedo jibes?

How many times do i have to calm your nerves? do you honestly think anyone is going to get me me

Ffs why is this thread so high traffic? You post something and it's drowned before you refresh the page.

just made my first grand off of crypto trading. ultimate stay at home job

>>39088231
Yeah I was thinking she must be fit as fuck.
>>39088243
>Crypto keeps going up
>Wow I'm such an amazing trader

What's your strategy to make money in a bear market?

>>39088232
Couple of weeks ago when this 15 year old-ish girl bumped into me in a clothing aisle. She had fucking perfect cowtits in a very low cut tanktop and I couldn't help but notice.

Friends spotted me and yelled paedo, fucking bolted out the shop

>>39088240
Give /brit/ a try and then come back to us

>>39088261
buy high sell low
oregano

>>39088108
True enough if you're a normie. I'd be fucked either way, may as well save and get a house

>>39088240
>not having it on auto
bruh

>>39088276
Why did you run? That just makes it even more suspicious

>>39088128
stay strong lad, you've a nipper on way now eh? lad or lass ?

>>39088318
raw autism

>>39088261
Aye, but wasn't worth it lad... not really.

>>39088240
Have you seen /int/'s brit, lad. This is slow as fuck and comfy. The threads on brit are suffering.

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>>39088030
>>39088030
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11788/10684488/rangers-confirm-youth-coach-was-sacked-after-claims-of-inappropriate-behaviour
not a celtic supporter you zionist cucks those in glass houses

where is ebin? i cant find him anywhere. what a lousy bodyguard i am. no wonder i am such a bargain

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>>39088232
I saw my 15/16 year old cousin for the first time in years and I noticed she'd suddenly grown tiddies, like D or E cups too. I joked about it with some friends, and they were like "wtf that's actually so weird" "anon, are you a paedo?".

Fucking normies never understand

>>39088352

If I bung you 500 quid, could you turn a blind eye for 15 minutes m8?

>>39088352
Don't put yourself down lad, I think you deserve a raise like you said. You have kept Ebin safe after all the death threats right?

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Doing 7:00 to 5:00 but I like working because it helps me get rid of depression, so I like it.
Keep your neetbux.

>>39088318
>woman accuses a man of anything
>being able to refute this
pick one

>>39088338
Nah, of course mate. It never is. I cheated on a girl in my early 20s, lost her over it, and then spent the next two years feeling guilty and self loathing about it. Still feel like an idiot about it whenever I see her come up on Instagram or Facebook.

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>>39088325
Aye, got a wee yin due soon [december]
Gonna have a wee laddie, although they can't say 100% but pretty sure a penis means laddie, and the wifey saw a penis.

I just hope I don't ruin his life like I have so many.

Help me talk myself into going to the pub lads

>>39088145
Thanks. Stuck a fiver on /ourboys/ will get 12.25 back if they win.

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Are you a bum or tits guy, britfeel?

>>39088128
I'd be cupping my ears for the remainder of the game they're whining bitches

>>39088436
Ass all the way. Nice tits with shit bum is unattractive, small tits with nice bum is attractive. Not even big butts, it's all about figure of the butt. A terrible figure is too unattractive for me.

>>39088142
He already picked option 2.

>>39088013
Only if ebin can come too I think

>>39088142
Probably the second. Chads aren't my type but it depends on the robots appearance, would love to clean one up tbqh

[Spoiler]smegma is not necessarily a bad thing[/spoiler]

>>39088215
If I tried that she would snap me like a twig haha

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>>39088436
Tits are merely a pale imitation of the arse

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>>39088382
Oi oi. i will never turn my back on a job, it looks bad on my cv.

*crchht* bogey on 1-2. keep the target protected at all costs

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Who is the xi poster on ebin's blog?

>>39088508
>If I tried that she would snap me like a twig haha
You'd be amazed how piss weak women are. Plus a slap usually takes them of guard because they've been told they're infallible angels their entire lives.

>>39088520

What do bodyguards even do apart from stand around and look hard

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>>39088508
Not good at this phoneposting thing tbqh

>>39088522
His name is right there mate, it says Xi Jinping

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>>39088522

>tfw ebin approves your post

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing tonight?
What are you doing to keep you busy?
Why is literally anything more appealing than ironing clothes?

Hoping you're all feeling great and have had a fun day today no matter what it is you got up to, and have an even greater night!

Day two at work where I've done literally nothing, Mr Boss would rather people show up and do no work than have days off though. He says it's for our sake so it must be. Least today I have some energy to play Spyro!

Can't believe people iron their bedsheets and socks too, takes me three hours to do a single work shirt.

Is gamdev anon who had their internet cut out around? Haven't seen him in a while


>>39088382
This isn't going to cost me extra is it?

>>39088539
Make sure the text is all lower case when doing spoilers and such stuff.

Literally don't think my self-esteem can get any lower anymore, lads. Felt my last shred of it get destroyed recently.

>>39088555
soles of feet please mr dubs and trips

>>39088561
What happened lad? Tell us the story of how your self esteem got crushed.

>>39088561

What caused that then lad

>>39088555
I wish I was dead, lad and I'm browsing this shitheap to take my mind off it

What about you, trips-lord?

new song lads

https://youtu.be/dCR4uB1qFtw

help me get to 100 subs and i'll post a video of my feet

>>39088430
beer's good, pubs have beer

>>39088598
>video of my feet
not sure if want. Nice song though.

>>39088598
What do your feet look like though?

>>39088555
REALLY love this gimmick, can't wait for A level results lad later!

>>39088555
Fuck off you pathetic cunt. Go get your drama on discord.

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>tfw foxxlad hasn't posted about his cubing lately

>>39088555
>Mr Boss
I hope you die from a ruptured arsehole you disgusting faggot

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>>39088571
W-well okay~

>>39088586
What's got you thinking that bud?
I'm not too bad to be honest, mostly still feeling ill.

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>>39088632

get me to 100 subs and you'll see

>>39088555
>having to wear a uniform to work
Top cuck lad, I get to wear band shirts and shit to my work all the time and no-one gives a fuck

My sister's friend just flaunted her underboob at me.

>>39088651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57yMKDJtJ70

>>39088651
Stop trying to start drama tilde lad

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>>39088390
>I think you deserve a raise like you said.

im glad someone around here appreciates my work. After the last couple of days with ebin forcing me to check under his bed for the hit man i think i do deserve a little extra

>>39088579
>>39088582
Someone effectively said I have certain mannerisms of a spastic, but tried to be "clever" about it and phrased it as a genuine question/concern.

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>>39088555
>Good evening, /britfeel/!
Alrigh' lad

>How are you all doing tonight?
Not bad, but not great, first day back at work yesterday and it's been a mixed bag and I'm recovering today. Off tonight though and back in tomorrow.

>What are you doing to keep you busy?
Listening to music and writing.
Currently listening to 'Before The Blood' soundtrack. Pretty decent listen lad if it's your kind of thing.

>Why is literally anything more appealing than ironing clothes?
It's a chore, chores are bores lad.

>Hoping you're all feeling great and have had a fun day today no matter what it is you got up to, and have an even greater night!
Same to you lad, enjoy Spyro, fucking loved that game in my youth. I miss good Platformers. The crash remaster was utter wank and controlled like dog shit. Not sure if they've fixed that yet.

>Can't believe people iron their bedsheets and socks too, takes me three hours to do a single work shirt.
Tell me about it lad. I'm past the stage of caring. I don't even iron my work gear. Then again I'm kitchen staff so who cares.

>>39088696
sure he has a very important job to do and not a pen pushing low ranked dead end one!

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>>39088691
classic milk gorilla

>>39088529
My sisters used to beat me up all the time. I think her being off guard would be my only advantage, get a sucker punch in and snap my wrist in the process

>>39088559
Thanks lad. I'm too used to Ctrl + S haha

>>39088712
I haven't said anything yet lad!

>>39088696
I thought gamestation shut down?

>>39088555
Go rub up to your fat lover m8

>>39088708
put a sock down your boxers then start doing pelvic thrusts. fight fire with fire

>>39088732
I don't care about job progression, I just want to do my shit then go home and play vidya
>>39088763
I thought they had uniforms at gamestation

>>39088732
There's loads of well paid, high ranking jobs where you can wear whatever you like. Being a software architect, for example.

>>39088769
Go rub up your skelly lover m8

>>39088717
checked shed number 2 yet?

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>>39088829

We should go to the casino one day, I know you love a little flutter on those scratchcards.

>>39088797
They maybe did near the end, but Gamestation and Cex use to just let staff run around in any old shite, least they use to. I think CEX has a uniform now.

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>>39088874

I'm going tonight actually, I wonder if I'll be lucky

>>39088874
I think a casino is one of the only places I'd go out to

>>39088803
You two will always be faaaat.

>>39088829
I will get on it right now, boss. i hope you dont get up to any funny business while i am away

For me one of the most interesting things about Ebin is that he's never eaten in a restaurant.

Something I've done hundreds of times that is completely mundane to me would be a massive adventure to him.

>>39088696
It's not a uniform, but we are expected to wear shirt and trousers etc!

>>39088730
Alrite lad.

Guess you couldn't get any more time off then?
At least they're giving you reduced hours to settle you in and not just throwing you in the deep end, it must have been exhausting for your first day back.

Can't say I've listened to that before but Reznor means there's a decent chance I'll like it!

Have to admit I did love the crash remake, but playing spyro the controls are smooth as eggs. Some of these eggs make me feel like a dumb dumb though.

Ahaha I've got to the point where I try and do the bare minimum of ironing, if I know I'll be wearing a jacket most of the day I'll just do the front of the shirt.

>>39088426
as long as you love the little lad you can't go wrong. my mates have kids and I can see how happy they are, you'll be alright

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>>39088927

ITS HAPPENING

Scarborough has a few casinos, I'll show you the ropes.

Scarborough is a bit of a drive (200 miles) but if someone says they're up for a casino trip I'd go bloody anywhere.

If I win 200+ at the casino tonight, I'd be up for filey trip as soon as Saturday onwards

>>39088943
Hurry up, Jermaine will be around at 8 and I have to go in the shed while he visits tilde

>>39086014
>What're your preferences in porn?

Only interested when the girl is tied up and gagged, she can be fully clothed for all I care.

I've never fapped to anything else and I feel like I'm broken on some fundamental level, I never fap to actual intercourse at all.

>>39088751
I'll slap your sister if you give me a blowjob in return.

>>39088601
Going to pub on your own and not talking to anyone will be miserable

>>39088555
watching porn, feeling pretty miserable desu

>>39089061

It's actually pretty based.

>>39089029
one of the poker dealers from a casino in scarborough was at my foundation class, he did a presentation which included him playing and explaining poker to the whole "class" (me the only one being excluded, she sat me on a different table alone while they all talked and laughed)

he also did a presentation on atheism and started it with a Christopher Hitchens quote, I had to hide my mouth under my coat because I was laughing at how reddit it was

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>>39088971
>It's not a uniform, but we are expected to wear shirt and trousers etc!
Fine, dress code then

I worked somewhere once where I had to wear white shirts every day. My first day there some dumb cow was teaching me how to use a cafetiere and she fucking spilled hot filter coffee all down me. I had to walk around the rest of the evening with a large brown stain down my front.

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Should I?
I probably won't eat them

/r9k/ casino trip?

>>39089061

My normie friend does that. He told me to try it, just go sit at the bar area and talk to the people sat round.

I can't imagine anything more terrifying.

>>39088436
Ass. However, everything has to be in proportion. The ass only works if the hips and thighs are on point as well.

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SUBWAY ARE CHARGING A QUID TO TOAST A FUCKING SANDWICH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'M NEVER GOING THERE EVER AGAIN COLD SANDWICHES ARE SHIT REEEEEE

>>39089099

Another thing I've never really been able to get my head around, dress codes, why?

>>39089126

I'd be up for a casino trip anytime

I'd be up for a Birmingham/Coventry/MK/Northampton casino trip tonight. I'm going to one of them on my own anyway, company is welcome

>>39089137

I must admit I'm considering not going anymore.
Shit move on their part.

>>39089085
Have you considered making your bodyguard and bull the same person? Could cut some costs, boss.

>>39088958
To be fair the closet I've been to a restaurant is Frankie and Benny's. I normally just go to gastropubs.

>>39088971
>Couldn't get more time off.
I never called the GPs to get it extended. Decided I needed the money more.
>At least they're giving you reduced hours to settle you in and not just throwing you in the deep end, it must have been exhausting for your first day back.
Yeah, I'm only in 3 days a week, with a day in between. Gonna be MWF for the next month. Got every weekend off. Biggest issue was [goth] was in last night. Gonna see about a transfer though till I find a new job.

The album is solid. Mogwai and Reznor sold it for me to be fair.

Might go look out my old spyro games. Pretty sure ps3 still plays psx games.

>>39089026
My mate has a kid and he was a proper miserable cunt before he was born, but now he dotes on that kid and I've never seen a better bond between father and son. I hope I have that kind of bond.

>>39089174
Not their fault. Blame out shitty gov't.

whats it like in a casino? is there a comfy bar you can just sit at or are you expected to gamble? what table games do they have? how much money do you spend gambling?

>>39089155
Normie autism lad

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>>39089137
I haven't been to subway in years but thanks to that I will consciously make sure that state of affairs continues

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>>39089137
Wait what?
P-p-please tell me your joking anon.

>>39089030
keep your hair on, boss. Its all done and dusted. i found a couple of suspicious looking greggs bags

>>39089137
I'd heard they'd started charging to toast subs, but a whole quid? That's pretty steep. I understand they have to cover costs and whatever but jeez, make it like 50p at least

It's not actually Subway, it's the revenue.

A toasted sandwich is "hot food" and subject to VAT an untoasted one isn't.

>>39089155
So A) Some rando wont just come in and shoot the place up
N) looks neater than a room full of neckbeards in naruto tees.
V) you can hide powerlevels.

>>39089183
Go to the tanning salon for a couple of hours and i'll tell you if your skin pigmentation is at the level required

>>39089191
>gastropubs

Sounds like a fucking bowel disorder, whats the difference between a gastropub and a pub apart from the ghastly name?

>>39089202

It's very comfy. You can sit at the bar and not gamble, that's perfectly fine.

Most casinos in the UK have Roulette, Blackjack, three card poker, and sometimes a standard texas hold'em table open. I've never seen craps at a casino but I'm sure some must have them.

I personally take 50 on a regular trip, 100 on my birthday. Chips are 50p normally, but you can ask for pound chips too.

>stub my toe
>bloody tories!

>>39089226
Yeah, Not only are they not doing the 5 quid deal for a footlong and drink (It's 5.50 now). If you want it toasted it's 6.50.

This effectively makes subway not worth it whatsoever. I expect their business to end.

>>39089156
I'd go but in Bristol