ITT: When you couldn't hide your robot level in public.

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>>39090278
>(7)
Why were you playing truth or dare with seven year olds?

>>39090322
We were 7 people
Me and 6 girls
But I guess the party van is alerady on it's way

>at psychologist
>accidentally tell her that i hate jews
>i quickly realize what i said
>laughs hysterically
>what the fuck am i doing.png
>gets really red in my face
>she looks at me with pure disgust

>>39090457
Fuck, I've had a sort of similar experience

>at psychologist
>accidentally let it slip that I have a waifu
>he pressures me to tell him what that is and what it entails
>"Don't worry, Anon. I've been in this job for decades. I've seen everything there is to see, you won't surprise me."
>Explain, in detail, what a waifu is and also who my waifu is
>That look of pure, utter disappointment

>>39090457
Was she a jew ?
Because you REALLY fucked up if it's the case.
A 9/10 fuckup

>>39090502
do you unironically have a waifu? I don't get it you realize the voice actors are all ugly japs

>>39090502
Why the fuck do you talk to psys ?
They're useless
Also why the fuck do you have a ""waifu"" ?
That shit'll just put you deeper in the rabbit hole

>>39090531
I do, unironically have a waifu
>you realize the voice actors are all ugly japs
n-not exactly

>>39090552
>Why the fuck do you talk to psys ? They're useless
I'm required to do so.
>Also why the fuck do you have a ""waifu"" ?
>That shit'll just put you deeper in the rabbit hole
I didn't choose to waifu, it just happened. I can't control these feelings.
Fucking normals why are you here

>>39090457
>at therapist
>he mentions something related to Jewishness
>have to use every bit of willpower I have to keep the power level hidden

>>39090502
I want to know how exactly you explained the idea of a waifu

>>39090457
>>39090502
>Talking to """psychologists"""
It's pure pseudo-science made up by an old asshole who has had every single theory of his debunked yet people still treat psychology with any credibility when it's as scientific as horoscopes and palm-reading.

>>39090531
why do you think it has anything to do with the voice actor?

>>39090605
It took me a while and I think I rambled for a bit. I got a bit autistic.

>>39090609
I'm required to see one.

>>39090278
We cant do nothing anon.

>>39090581
I never cuddled or kissed a girl, let alone fucked one.
Do i seem normal to you

>>39090278
Its simple just become antisocial

>>39090652
>I never cuddled or kissed a girl, let alone fucked one.
>Do i seem normal to you
I can count the amount of times I've made any physical contact with a female that I'm not related to on one hand

>>39090502
Anon, nobody is able to comprehend the idea of a waifu unless they have one themselves.
Let alone your average normalfag.

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this is more of a cringe thread than anything desu you pathetic, socially inept creature you.

>>39090697
That cunt knows how to make me tell him shit. It's like he's playing some sort of fucking mind game.

>>39090720
But i dindu nuffin, i was trying to get some friends, i was on my way to sociality and shit got fucked up

>my dad is starting a business where you can emboss leather goods at a market stool
>stuff like your initials, or a message, nice stuff
>say to my dad in the car it would be funny to use memes seeing as nobody technically owns them
>"memes?"
>"yeah, like you could put on it 'hitler did nothing wrong' and it would be funny"
>dad just grunts and keeps driving
>sister and her boyfriend were talking but stop
>still think its a good idea

>>39090502
hahhahaha what the fuck anon

what did he say?

>>39090897
He wrote down a lot of stuff on his clipboard and then changed the subject after I'd told him that.

>>39090795
>>39090795
who's the waifu?

>>39090863
Couldn't you have picked another meme
Like a normie minion meme ?

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>>39090943
gr15

fucking oregano

>>39090988
I knew it.
saying one of their names won't get you banned
I want to see if I guessed right

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>>39090926
OH MY GOOOD

I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT

I HATE THEIR FUCKING CLIPBOARD

REEE

>>39090278
>>>39090652
>>I never cuddled or kissed a girl, let alone fucked one.
>>Do i seem normal to you
>I can count the amount of times I've made any physical contact with a female that I'm not related to on one hand


How does it feels ?

>>39090960
>normie minion meme
Please die in a fire, thank you very much

>>39091090
twilight
There, I said it.

>>39091132
Well that would have avoided you to look like an autist.
Normies like normies memes even if they're shit.
Also you should totally do your leather thing for 4chan

>>39091134
>mlp
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH X D I hope you mentioned that part

>>39090863
People interested in fine leather garments and accessories aren't usually into the whole internet meme thing, anon

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>>39091134
I guessed wrong

>>39091199
I did. He's the only one that knows.

>>39091220
Who did you guess, Anon?

>>39091234
It's ok anon. Why do you meet him though?

>>39091234
the reformed commie horse

>>39091262
Suicide attempt
Required to go because of that

>>39091289
Glim Glam alright.

>>39091310
Do you originally have a neckbeard?

>>39091310
I hope you will get better

>>39091344
Nope. I have good hygiene and I'm not overweight.

>>39091345
Thanks, Anon.

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>>39090278
>choosing truth ever
you are a fucking idiot compadre

>>39091407
I picked dare just before and i had to dance for 1 minute, it was kinda weird.
Also i guessed picking truth would help us to know eachother a little better

>>39091482
>would help us to know eachother a little better
You want to avoid this

>>39090926
He sounds like a faggot.
How can he be so oblivious to the kind of vibe actions such as that give off, as a fucking psychologist? He's supposed to make people feel better, not worse.

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>>39091407
>not choosing truth and lying about everything every time

>>39090394
>Me and six girls
They think you're a fucking fag.

>>39090394
>Me and 6 girls

normie detected

>>39091713
They don't, i took care of that
>>39091756
I wish i was a normie

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>>39091652
>he actually thinks anyone is buying his stories
>he doesn't know they are just too embarrassed to call you out

>>39091808
>Thinking 6 girls would invite him without other guys
You've been fooled. They think you're one of the girls if it was a party with just 7 people with you being the only man

>>39091839
The guys didn't showed up because they had some kind of car problem

>>39090581
tfw I'm that mentally ill I'm disabled and have time periods where I am out of touch with reality

tfw I know this waifu and trap shit from others here and its insane

>mom and sister insist that I come with them to the city to go shopping
>they go buy shoes and perfume and shit
>I just tag along playing games on my phone
>at the counter in the perfume store the cashier gives u three samples of perfume for free and elaborately tells us on what occasion to use it
>when she's about to start to talk about my sample I can see she forces herself to give me the talk about the sample cause she probably thinks im not interested
>see a jar of candy on top of the counter
>interrupt her by asking for some
>''those are for kids''
>mom and sister visibly ashamed

>>39091134
Hey, we have the same waifu. you have good taste anon!

>sister's birthday party
>She's turning 16 or 17
>Invites all her friends
>One arrives early
>My parents stall saying it was one of my friends
>Sister's response "anon has friends?"
>Laugh it off
>Die inside

I was 17 or 18 when that happened

>>39090278

They knew you were a total KHV anon. That's why they asked to begin with. They were literally mocking you for being a sperg.

>>39091854
is that what they told you, anon?

>>39091973
y-you too, with some oregano

>in senior English class in hs
>Tendies meme is just starting on /r9k/
>have to read a Shakespeare passage where the word tender is used like 10 times
>can't get through it because I keep cracking up
>everybody else is confused
Ah, the self cringe is real

>>39092016
The question came on a dare or truth app on a phone.
Also that was the only """cringey""" moment out of 6 hours.
I'm not as autist as the average robot ffs, i can talk to strangers with no problem.
My only problem is the fact that i have no experience with girls and i am ashamed of this

>>39092222

You've never kissed a girl. You're a lot further down the robot path than you'd like to admit. For men, nothing really matters except sex. You're a failure if you don't have it, no matter what else you accomplish in life.

>>39092276
At least i don't imagine me being with some imaginary chink cartoon girls.
I don't go to a psy and i have friends.
I'll just get out of this one day.

>>39092276
t. brainwashed retard origi

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>>39090278
This is dealt with by cutting yourself out from others.

>>39092366

Setting the bar pretty low there. Yeah, there's always someone who is a bigger sperg, but if you're playing truth or dare and have never kissed a girl....well fuck it anon it's not exactly normal, is it?

>>39090552
And what lies deeper in the rabbit hole?

>>39092276
quit trying to hurt people on r9k faggot. Sex is cool, but its not the only thing that matters. Nikola Tesla was a virgin.

consider suicide

>>39092426
It's never too late.
Yes i fucked up my youth but I can still get some girls now
I'm only 18 ffs

The whole point of the thread was: how do i get over my past and ""start again"
Or just start

>>39092426
>it's not exactly normal, is it?
Do you know where you are? No one is normal here, even the normies

>>39091833
Hey if they're too beta to call out my bullshit then that's their problem

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>>39092747
>how do i get over my past and ""start again"
download a dating app, add some pics and fuck the best matches

>>39090278
>kids younger than me suprised that I've never kissed a girl.
>same kid had a fucking hickey
Is it that important?

>>39092781
Tfw almost no girls use dating apps in my catholic yuropoor country.

Also i'd like to get a girlfriend not just to fuck.
I could have fucked easily by going into a club or whatever you call it

>>39090609
Hello scientologist

>>39092001
Happened to me too. I used to have more friends than her. Fuck that bitch.

>>39092222
>No one cared about your quads

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> At highschool, english lit class, have to do a presentation on something with a stacy in my class
> Don't bother to prepare anything because she said she'd do the majority of the work
>Recently learn of the term "dying" like when people on stage either forget their lines or just get freaked out
> Day of presentation, get to class and turns out she only did her half of the presentation but didn't bother telling me
> It's my turn to talk and I have nothing at all, just silent and trying to improvise
> Start saying "Sorry, I've got nothing, I'm dying, i'm dying" repeating it over and over again
> Everyone is just looking at me, silent
> turns out that teacher's mother had died in the last couple of days and people thought I was referring to that

Still think about it and get the chills.

>>39092876
Are you originally in Poland or Slovenia?

>>39093786
Italy, south, pretty comfy