/britfeel/

>>39090456
>>openly admitting to being a redditor


I use Reddit.

I wouldn't come to 4Chins for anything except shitposting.

Tilde out, Aqualad back in

Realistically how long will it be before tilde commits suicide?

>>39090515
A few months maybe

>>39090484
>he doesn't use the internet as a whole as a means for just shitposting.


Uhm... embarrassing... LOL

>>39090493
>Aquacuck
Fuck off Nige

>>39090515
After seeing his reaction to being ousted as a shit stirring little cunt I'd say no longer than 6 months.

>>39090515
we talking how long we hope it takes or when we think it will take?

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OW I BURNT MY FUCKING HAND TOO

FUCKSAKE WHY DO THEY MAKE THE SOUP SO HARD TO POUR

>>39090515
I have faith in Tilde. I'll bet on 10 years from now.

>>39090515
i feel cruel saying it but i dont see him getting to 30, so i will say late 20s. many trannies kill themselves and it is just going to get harder for him, especially since he is trying to transition.

>>39090528

I can remember a world without the internet, or at least without any common domestic access to it.

>>39090550
this soup patter is getting me pretty badly

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what comics should I read? I'm currently buying teen titans and chinese superman.

there is one thing i dont get lad. why are there gay lads here that are virgins such as tilde? its so easy to get gay sex and if you can find the courage to work/meet up with people from britfeel, you could have found the courage to get bummed or bum a lad

Ebin tell me your steam, or ask tilde for it, I'm Ouiji.

>>39090628

Crossed.

>>39090633

They're gay molluscs.

>>39090633
Because you still need the courage to actually go and meet someone for sex.

>>39090493
>>39090535
I miss Aqua, he seems to have fallen off the face of the earth. I do NOT miss Nigii though

>>39090633
>gay lads

Um, Tilde is a girl, sweety.

>>39090633
Because ugly people are still ugly even if they become gay.

>tfw you start wanking then realise what your wanking to is shit and your left desperately searching for something to cum to

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>>39090628
Read a real book like a grown-up

>>39090633
took Sakulad over a year of effort, had to orbit about 8 people

Why do len and saku have such an issue with tilde? thread was fine until they showed up

If I had a gf you reckon she'd let me sniff her feet?

>>39090773
False flagging again tilde?

>>39090773
Fatty gets triggered by skinny gays

I really hate it that there's a bitch fight between two gay couples on here these days.

i don't have a problem with any of the people involved but I wish it would just end, it's shit.

>>39090789
you don't have to be her to notice how much more shitposting there is now compared to earlier

>>39090745
This naughty minx always makes me splurge, you have to be into JOI though
https://spankbang.com/pph9/video/lexi+belle+jerk+off+instructions

>>39090744
even as an ugly gay lad you could easily find someone. some gay lads will fuck anything.

>>39090752
he probably only tried to fuck people from britfeel

>>39090805
Please fuck off bigot, Saku and Ebin deseve to have a showdown

>>39090805
I have a theory that it's anons falseflagging and baiting for yous, I doubt the actual people involved bother anymore

>>39090828
>even as an ugly gay lad you could easily find someone
I can tell you from experience that I cannot.

>>39090810
i don't think there is to be honest, about the same as what was posted towards len when he posted

>>39090837

It's the one thing to be said for having IDs

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Looking forward to a /nightwalk/ for a change lads, but i did actually have a real change and go out for a bike ride during the day today, pretty proud of myself dessy, its knackered me out though

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My soup is now an eatable temperature, thank fuck.

Which would be great if I coulD FUCKING TASTE IT AFTER BURNING MY FUCKING TONGUE AND TASTE BUDS ARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHRGHGRHHGRHHGR

>>39090830
I wouldn't mind if they had a showdown. But they aren't having a showdown. They are just bitching at each other.
>>39090837
If that's true, it's actually pretty genius.

come on lads i know some of you are perverts so i'll repost my request.
anyone know of any online games where i can chat up big titty anime girls? and then they show me their big titties?

>>39090848
how? there are loads of lads on grindr that will bum anything. how ugly can you be, are you deformed or something, or just fat and dont know how to look after yourself?

How come I always miss Tilde drama? Whenever I'm on britfeel Tilde is being nice. If I'm gone for a few hours first thing I come to is people saying that Tilde pulled some shit.

>>39090890
Gay guys care about looks even more than women do mate. And there are hundreds of gorgeous gym toned gays out shagging each other every night, then moving on to another lad the next night (or even later in the same night). Why would any gay shag an ugly lad?

>>39090890
I'm fat, I have to use britfeel but it worked for me! <3

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>>39090864
Would definitely support that, would be interesting to see how the thread would change.

But then again we wouldn't be able to get as many cool OC stories like SS anon and Marko.

>>39090890

Look, the dribbling fuck was on earlier talking about tooting his horn outside a restaurant to spoil people's meal...

If you're that fucking delusional anybody is going to be a bit wary about bumming you. You get locked up for fucking spazzies.

>>39090853
there was literally no drama until len posted, and most of the edgy shit is directed at tilde/ebin. go back and check the last thread

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>tfw used to jerk off like 3-4 times a day
>scared that im getting deathgrip, i start reducing my wanks
>have now done nofap for like 4 days

im fucking horny all the time, anything sets me off now, is this what its like all the time for people who never jerk off?

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Good evening Britfeels!
How are you all feeling?
I'm feeling quite well personally, went away to see people as my internet went out and I hadn't seen them in quite a long time anyway and if I get to uni I won't see them for even longer haha
Haven't browsed much at all recently due to this.
Who would you say your favourite music artist would be anons?
Post waifus.

>>39090866
Looks a bit spooky lad. Do you carry or is there not a danger where you are?

>>39090924
your boyfriend wouldn't be able to waifupost anymore while telling mentally ill people to kill themselves

>>39090940
>Who would you say your favourite music artist would be anons?

Django Reinhardt.

>>39090890
I'm absolutely vile towards anyone I get close to. I'm not sure why but I can't stop it.

>>39090864
>IDs

Fuck that.

Just pre-ordered Sonic Forces

Probably going to be quite low tech since it's only 30 quid

Might get Naruto Legacy too

haha lads lets all post on /r/britfeel instead, we can have IDs on there!

>>39090891
People are just stirring drama, Tilde hasn't done shit since the big event, other th an attention whore as usual

>tfw everything that could have gone wrong in my life has gone wrong

who else knows that feel

I miss Mika desu

>>39090971

Why? It's not like trips.

>>39090940
Drake senpai

A girl who turned me down for a date in uni is crying on Twitter about how she feels like no one will ever love her.

Fuck you bitch. You had your chance.

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>>39090945

there are some dangerous places but that pic isnt one of them, thats a little cut through in a very nice area, i do walk in some pretty bad places but never carry weapons incase i end up getting stopped and searched by the police, which has happened before (i had 4 valium in my wallet last time it happened too, brix were shat) pic related is an unlit path in a more dangerous area

>>39090932
why would he announce his appearance to cause drama?

just went back and counted too, 8 edgy responses to len, 4 to tilde.

stop being a shit stirrer

Lads I'm 24 and a virgin. Realised today that I've legitimately never 'made a move' in my life. Never shown an interest in a girl, never asked any out, never done anything.

Any of yous share this experience? Is it possible the only thing holding me back is myself?

>>39090971
Britnormie, you're my icon in a way.

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>>39090746
reading is hard

>>39091022
Thanks lad. Reminds me of that bit in the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where they make one more episode of Seinfeld. You ever seen that?

>Icon! Icon! No-con!

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What does the jobcentre do if they find out you've been lying about looking for work?

Do they just kick you off it or what?

>>39090984
What even was the big event? I was around before Tilde started to use a trip but had the magical luck to be away and come back to see people hating on Tilde.

>>39090940
Any news with your results lad? It's been a while

As for my favourite music artist that would be Jason Molina, he made very sad and beautiful music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6gpwYH1DM

>>39090992
Right there with you pal.

>>39091051
Him and ebin was the cause of most of the shitposting at one time, and suddenly people think because he owned up to it that he isn't still doing it.

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>>39091013
>Fuck you bitch. You had your chance.
Think she'd rather be alone than be with you mate

>>39090917
>Why would any gay shag an ugly lad?

you get sex as a gay ugly guy by going for other ugly guys. i know two gay fat guys that can get sex like its nothing. gay guys are incredibly easy. just go on a gay chat grindr and you literally can just pop up to people asking for a shag.

>>39090921
you can still get sex really easily as a gay fat guy. you probably have not tried.

>>39091044
They don't find out unless you tell them.

>>39091051
Some fatty couldn't keep his sausage fingers off the keyboard and consistently baited

>>39091043
You missed an icon, lad. Disappointing.

>>39091101
Actually you're wrong. She was sniffing around me last year, trying to see if she still had a chance, but I have a gf now so she was disappointed.

>>39091014
Does anyone know what the law is on carrying knives? I thought you could it if it's under 3 inches and a certain type

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Ahh, I remember waiting for my A-level results too. And my GCSEs. Little did I know they were completely pointless and haven't helped me at all in the entire course of my adult life.

Still, I'm glad I didn't fall for the uni meme

>>39090980
>Naruto

i thought it went down hill in shippuden

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>>39090940
>How are you all feeling?
Pretty satisfied, did a load of weeding with ma then had a healthy tea for once
>Who would you say your favourite music artist would be
Belle and Sebastian because I'm a bit of a bender like that.
>Post waifus
well if you insist

>>39091136
Oh fuck off you fat cunt. Are you that desparate for attention?

>>39091126
That's true actually. Totally fucked up the comic timing of the line too.

>tfw you'll never be a real writer

>>39091021
>Is it possible the only thing holding me back is myself?
Ding ding ding, the robot has hit self-awareness. I'm 21 and also never asked a girl out, we have no one to blame but ourselves. Only trouble is if you also have self-esteem issues like me it's hard to even put yourself out there so that's what you need to solveq

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>>39091127

Yeah, uhhh.... Cool story bro!

>>39091136
>>39091147
Please fuck off saku, please, just please, fuck off.....

takeaways here, got to find something to watch now

>>39090746
*autistic screeching*
muh watchmen in time's 100 best novels

>>39091129

no idea about the law dessy, a few months ago i ended up talking to a bloke who said he could get some pepper sprays that looked like cigarette lighters, only got one or two sprays out of them but theyd do the trick if needed, i was gonna get some off him but i havent seen him anywhere since

>>39091136
>>39091147
Fatty please don't be liek this in the futture.

>>39091163
I don't have any reason to lie to you lad. But hey, believe whatever you want while you're white knighting someone you don't even know.

>>39091147
So it actually is you? Fuck off you prick

>>39091151
Come on Tilde you post a hundred times every thread.

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>>39090963
>Django Reinhardt
Looks very funky lad
Any particular songs?
>>39091000
Personally not into that sort of music although I like a few from Post Malone weirdly enough if thats anything related.
>>39091059
I get them thursday although I think I've failed. I guess clearing it is, have to do some stuff tomorrow otherwise it's going to be hardcore cramming to finish my project to see if they don't mind looking at my github/portfolio and assessing me on that.
>mfw
Sounds very comfy though anon, I too like beautiful and occasionally the sad music :)
Been listening to the piano alot recently, very soothing.
>>39091147
Sounds very comfy although I've not heard of that artist, what genre are they?
QT waifu though :)

Anyone here into minimalism

>>39091021
this is why everyone here is a virgin. i have dated a handful of girls. never had a gf though and its exactly because 95% of the time i dont do anything about it.

>>39091186
Saku you fat cunt. You will be okay.

>>39091147
Hope your toes fall off when you inevitably get diabetes and aids

>>39091147
>PLEASE GIBE ATTENTION
Fat fucks deserve to die.

>>39091214
Look at the replies, we prefer you lad, no matter what the waifufags say.

>>39091198
yer i've got a room full of minimalist items, love it.

>>39091087
>>39091120
>baiting on 4chan makes you a pariah
I feel like I'm missing something important here. This can't be that simple.

>>39091244
Maybe you should fuck off fatty

>>39091164
>>39091178
>what are cooldown timers
the first one is just an anon with a sakurako pic, I did fall for the uni meme then dropped out twice

>>39091180
>it actually is you?
depends what "it" is

>>39091193
Indie Pop I guess, they're pretty tumblrcore but I enjoy them anyway.

>>39091214
thx bb u2

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>>39091051
>>39091120
Stop lying for your boyfriend Ebin, here was the big event.

I mean this with all due respect but my cat is a stupid nigger and I hate him

>>39091274
Look at this boring cunt lads

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>>39091151
>>39091164
>>39091178
W-wait I'm not even Saku, I just wanted to post that anime girl image

Christ you can't even post an anime girl around here anymore without it being some tripfag's avatar. Posting this one now just to watch kneejerk reactionaries assume I'm Tilde

Fuck you Saku you fucking fat piece of shit

why are farts so stinky right after a shower

>>39091274
Reminder you will still be a fat cunt regardless of drama

>>39091358
No, fuck you Ebin you slimy mould boy

Saku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxzdo8FfrW0

>influx of posts insulting saku
>tilde mysteriously absent

really makes you hmmmm

>>39091385
No, fuck you Len you piece of shit nigger

>>39091165
wow this Chinese is shit. this is gonna be a struggle to eat. fucking taking my money and not putting the effort in robbing chink cunts

Young Boys lost lads :(

>>39091359
Are they? Hadn't noticed

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>tfw this is just anons arguing with eachother

howling though

>>39091402
No, fuck you Tilde you emotionally damaged manchild

>>39091214
Sorry to break it to you ebin but saku is the farthest thing from fat.

You were right, there's only one you, and I'm glad there aren't more because we'd all be worse off.

>>39091359

Why do adolescents think saying fart is funny?

>>39091417
apart from that one post you made with your trip on you mean?

>>39091421
No, fuck you Saku you fat faggot OBESE

>>39091193
People usually think they did worse than they actually did, you'll be fine. A lot of people get decent unis through clearing, sometimes even better than your choices

What piano music desu? Erik Satie is a top choice

>>39091242
Ah, was thinking more of the empty aesthetic

>>39091414
Always next time lad!

>>39091416
try it some time, get the inside of your cheeks wet
>>39091426
i don't know, but i suppose you could ask around your school?

>>39091448
No, fuck you Ebin you cream puff monster munch eating motherfucker. I'll snap you like a cream cracker, that will be pretty "Ebin", won't it?

I like Tilde, I'd let him crash at my place for a day or two. /britfeel/s best namefag

Please, fatfuck Saku, i-i'ts no big deal, really

>>39091477
No, fuck you Len. I'll bend you over like a pipe cleaner and pummel your arsehole with my fist until it's black and blue, and your rectum is swollen and prolapsed and just disgusting.

>>39091242
Underrated desu, you are unironically a better comedy writer than BritNormie

How come britfeel is the only thread on /r9k/ that always stays afloat?

>>39091492
No, fuck you Tilde. I'll take you down to brown town, introduce you to a few choice negro gentlemen, and let them cut new holes in you to fuck. You'll die with a black cock inside you, but not up your arse like you want. It will be buried in a wound in your abdomen. They'll fuck you in the heart you faggot.

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>>39090992
I seriously just sat down for 5 minutes trying to name something that had gone right in my life, and I came up with nothing

feel even worst than i did before desu, what do lads

Fatty salu

>>39091465
>the inside of your cheeks
You mean my butthole, right? I always dry it after I shower

>>39091193
When are you getting a trip, boyo? It's all the rage these days.

>>39091285
Post your stupid nigger cat please. Reminds me of HP Lovecraft's cat, named him Nigger Man

>>39091274
Ah, I've never really gotten into that sort of scene :(
>>39091453
>Erik Satie
very cute. I don't really listen to anyone in particular although there's one or two on Soundcloud that are quite beautiful imo, from the modern selection: https://soundcloud.com/kuplasound/emerald
This isn't just exclusively the piano but I like the way everything else is involved.
And perhaps, but my uni did say they would make my offer unconditional once they got my results (and passed) so I think I've failed as it's not come to. I'm optimistic for the moment anyways, I guess I have to be or else I'll be perpetually sad haha.
Do you have any pending results?
>>39091540
Don't think I need one honestly.
Posting the waifu every so often and sparking up some convos that have a little structure (i.e. previous knowledge of circumstance) is fine by me :)

>>39091346
Put your fucking trip on. Stop dodging my filter you cunt.

>>39091414
>90 min own goal
Unfortunate lad, CSKA Moscow also eliminated my team the Russian cunts. This is only the 1st leg though, they're playing again

>>39091509
because we have nothing better to do

Imagine trying to slide your cock into the flab channels of sakus arse and then his flabby stomach colliding agaisnt his thighs like a raucous clapping in an auditorium, I bet it chafes and smells like fish

Reckon I could find a boy who would fart on my face and wank me off?

>>39091146
Yeah but it probably makes for a good fighting game since there's less story, just a series of fights and tonnes of characters

Like how Harry Potter books 5-7 were the worst but translated better to film than the others

>>39091509
Because a lot of people have been here for ages and are too committed to give up, it's become a tradition.

>>39091597
>>39091600
Reading these two posts and thinking "Why do I come here?"

>>39091597
Trying to nofap here for fucks sake. You are NOT helping

>>39091509
Because bongs are the master race

What happened to the discord? Funnily enough not original.

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delet all these disgusting comments right now

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any of you lads fancy watching some louis theroux?

>>39091509
Core group of dedicated posters like me

How much avatarfagging can one indulge in before getting axed?

weird how tilde suddenly disappeared when the shitposting started innit

>>39091606
Amir what is your PSN, I have no friends on it ;__;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyUeCyXl1Q
Forgot this show existed lads.

>>39091645
People kind of missed the question. I know why it keeps popping up, what boggles me is why no other thread does.

>>39091704
Well there's the 'hug your family' thread but yeah other than that we run the place.

Right everyone settle down. I want no trouble out of any of you.

why does Indeed put retarded job advertisements for businesses in lodon and shit and advertisements for foreign apprenticeships even though I filtered by my area? I can't become a traffic control apprentice stop advertising it to me, is there any better job searching site?

>>39091576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-jnftESRJE
this is their most famous song/album, I wouldn't say their best but its the classic starting point so its a good indicator if you'll get on with them or nah.

>>39091597
Sometimes I wish I wasn't me, just so I could get to fuck me.

>>39091733
Please chase Saku away. The fat fuck thinks this is his place!

>>39091576
I liked that song, sounded kind of hip-hop/trip-hoppy. Here's a similar one you'll like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCHTX_pgw6A

I know a few people who got through clearing and they're doing well, worst comes to worst you don't go to uni, it's not the end of the world. I had a pending result last week, it was a resit for my final year of uni for me to actually get my degree, needed at least 67 and I got exactly 67 the lucky prick. Things will work out lad!

>>39091774
>Sometimes I wish I wasn't me, just so I could get to fuck me
This is why people hate faggots, especially grotesque fat faggots like you Saku

anyone else post loads in this thread and never gets a reply?

its like you don't exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVQWV8jO-Ac

can i get one sub lads :)

>acoustic rock / folk / punk

>>39091837
can you hear somebody lads

Me lad, it's a pain in the backside

>>39091837

Here's your reply anon

Now listen to this

https://youtu.be/xcDGsbpIM1M

and sub

>>39091725
That disgusting thread has been around for a few months. Britfeel is close to its 3rd birthday

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I want a Daddy BF
>JWJWJWJW

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Lads when I post in this thread it's like no-one can see or hear me

...hello? Uhh lads, hello?

>>39091845
I think I can hear the faint sound of a fly buzzing in the area but I can't quite pinpoint it. It's probably nothing

>>39091862
theres something wrong with your voice

>>39091837
I wasn't complaining I was genuinely asking if anybody else has this happen and does it get you down?
cos im starting to feel invisible

>>39091790
I would but him running would probably measure on the richter scale

>>39091908
Quite angry tonight huh

>>39091908
he could lose the weight, you'll never stop being a useless mouldy cuck

>>39091837

You have to be some sort of sad shitcunt to get ignored by the spazzies in here

>>39091413
dear diary, I ate the Chinese even tho it was shit. couldn't find a flim to watch because I couldn't decide.

now im just sat here doing nothing

oneitis invited me to study with her at uni today, spent the whole day working next to her but she had earphones in the whole time and we barely spoke.

i guess she wasn't expecting me to say yes

>>39091951

good on you for calling her bluff laddy, showed that normie shed better not fuck with you, i hope for her sake she learns her lesson

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>>39091924
>Tonight

haha yeah, but at least I don't have to be passive aggressive like someone a couple of nights ago

>>39091908
Top bants Ebin. Are the
>tfw no bf
feels hitting especially hard tonight?

>>39091966
honestly i shouldn't have said yes, i was just about getting over her too

>>39091875
I've never seen this many faggots in a single thread. And their personas are so elaborate. True basket cases.

>>39091951
>oneitis invited me to study with her at uni today.

Perhaps you should study a calendar.

>>39091992
obviously they are, can just imagine the hot teers of seething jealous running down his cheeks

>>39092023
master's students are still at uni m8

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>>39091992
>>39092025
Those non-existent feelings aren't hitting me at all. I could get fucked by any of your boyfriends by just presenting myself to them and they wouldn't decline. Such is the nature of homolust. Keep deluding yourselves into thinking its a real intimate relationship

>>39092048
Show us a photo of your hole and I'll tell you if I'd fuck it or not.

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>>39090940
>spent 8 hours today doing stats
>come to mark my last bulk of questions
>lots of it is still wrong
Not happy. Watched Tate of play for the second time, good film.
Radiohead are great, wolf Alice and nothing but thieves too.
Daughter is the GOAT music to cry to tbqh. What about you, lad? Most people in britfeel seem to have a completely different taste to me, apart from an anon or two that likes rap.

>>39092069
your flab would prevent successful entry, if you pulled your flab over and let it rest on my lower back you'd probably snap my spine

>>39092048
only if you flick out all your poo first

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>>39092048
>guards ebin

dont move a muscle

>>39092071
Want to stick it in her arse desu lad.

>>39092084
He isn't even fat. I dunno why you are convinced he is. He's skinny. What makes you think he is fat?

>>39092118
>not wanting her to stick it in your arse
gaaaaaaaay

>>39091021
I'm exactly the same way.

>>39091891
I got your joke, lad. I really wish it wasn't true, though Also I've played this game for extended periods of time twice but never beaten it ;_;

>>39092071
i fucking love daughter. even though the lyrics are mostly about her ex (which i can't relate to obviously cuz no gf), i can still cry to it. also a lot of radiohead songs are good to cry to.

also fuck stats. I hated it so much in school.

>>39092142
She deserves the degradation. I'd stick it in her gob after and try to give her some infections.

>>39092071
Her legs look ghastly, would you concede and admit tilde has nicer legs?

Big bantz ebin working the gaylords into a frenzy

>>39092160
on that note, does anyone have any music recommendations that are about loneliness instead of the normal broken heart stuff? Or like depression that isn't caused by an ex etc. Not really fussed about genre, i just want some 2deep lyrics about loneliness that I can relate to.

The only thing that comes to mind is "how soon is now".

Have an exam on the philosophy of physics in less than two weeks and I'm fucked

>>39092154
I know how you feel, I must have made about 10 save files on Awakening but I've only completed the main story about 3 times. And this is over the span of about 4 years

>>39092191
the sad thing is the people he's most obsessed with probably don't give two shits about him

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>>39091774
Sounds very chilled out. Might try them a little more, thanks anon :)
>>39091797
That song sounds quite up my alley so far, thanks lad you were spot on haha.
Thanks though, makes me feel a bit better. Well done though lad! What degree was it? Sounds brilliant though regardless.
>>39092071
That doesn't sound very comfy lad although I'm sure you'll get it in the end considering how hard you've been working. Radiohead is decent, I've listened to a couple of their songs although didn't get into it too much.
I like lots really, recently it's been pretty chill music, lofi house or hiphop or general instruments, mixes. I especially like Porter Robinson though, which is sort of a mixture of genres I guess. Check out the Worlds album, most of it I find is quite good and emotional.
I could go on but it's generally been House/Lofi/Rock and metal if I'm working out.

>>39092202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyMGEq82uL4

Get on some of that, lad.

tILDE plesase ask me what you're doing

>>39092202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8FlMdsJEmg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2l-ufU_QTE

>>39092216
He's just upset because he's not with me. He was in love with me and I chose Saku. It's sad really.

But he has Tilde now. He should just go and be happy with her.

>i will never experience teenage love
>i will never experience trying to finger my gf while her parents are downstairs
>i will never experience taking a girl home and my mum embarrassing me

>>39092118
>>39092171
Stop this at once, she is a pure virgin woman
>>39092142
Haha, who would be extremely into pegging with Sophie Turner for the last six years?
>>39092180
Pls I'm a gentle soul, I can't take this level of banter
>>39092219
Radiohead is seen by a lot of people as a bit pretentious, it took me years after first hearing them to even enjoy it a little bit. Thanks for the idea, my Spotify discover has been a bit shit recently and I'm desperate for something new.

>>39092298
Fat fuck meme

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>>39092298
your getting too big for your boots lad

>>39092202
Try Drake

>>39092046

Where?

T. Anon MA.

>>39092298
I hope nobody actually thinks this is Len
Apart from that spot on post

>>39092299
I've had 1.5 of those, I don't feel any better for it

>>39092342
pompey

T. Anon MSc

>>39092342
Maybe theyre resitting :^ its that time of year

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>>39090431
surprise surprise 114

>>39092048
This fox and the grapes arc is getting a little stale, britnormie

>>39092354
which ones lad, and how was it?

i dated one girl in my teens and she broke up with me for an out going chad about 2 weeks into dating

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>ebin right now

>>39092118
Her arse is non-existent lad. Just like most British women

>>39092231
>>39092287
good shit
>>39092340
i do like drake but all his stuff is about ex's or about how he has so much casual sex that he can't find true love.

i'm so sick of normie sad music that's about ex girlfriends, how are kissless virgins meant to relate to that?

>>39092389
1 and 3
the love was one way hence .5

>>39092299
Completely overrated lad. My teenage relationships just caused a load of drama that I could have done without.

>>39092299
God, I wanted to feel innocent, insecure love like that so much. I hate being the looser. My mum used to ask me on occasion if I was dating someone, I recall clearly her saying it as though she was almost sure that I must be. A mothers love couldn't see how undesirable I was. You really start to notice when your parents realise what they raised, the change of that spark on their eye when they look at you. I'll never feel love or be desired like that, and as far as I can see that's the only thing worth living for.
>>39092202
Earl Sweatshirt and Car Seat Headrest.
>>39092412
Bacccccc > arse, anglos rule
>>39092376
Just admit that you lost the war of the ginger waifus, it's getting pathetic lad.

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>Job title: Dog Grooming Stylist

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>>39092180
Sophie's legs do look ghastly but not as bad as these wobbly fucks

>>39090431
/britfeel/ Tekken tournament when?

>decide to cheer myself up with some old school /b shit posting
>90% of the board is porn

>>39092461
what the fuck is that really tilde?
those are fucking disgusting, like those things out of half life 2

>>39092476
try /pol/ or /tv/

>>39092461
post the other one

>>39092461
>the virgin knee

>>39092231
Nice desu, I recomendded Antony to Tilde because of the tranny thing. Gorgeous voice

>>39092202
Check out Jason Molina, most of his stuff is about depression and trying to work through it. He ended up succumbing to it unfortunately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OCQqAPTSGc

>>39092506
Ebin what other boards do you post on?

>>39092461
what's up with his massive melting feet

>>39092412
It's not a lust thing it's a degradation thing. I want to to be painful for her and having little meat to get in my way makes it easier to go balls deep.

>>39092418
Oh right yeah, i like "Portland", "over" and "kmt"
Real motivational though

>>39092461
What the fuck is up with the shape of his feet? They look like shark fins.

>>39092214
Have a 200 word essay on the physics of philosophy in less than two weeks and I'm fucked

>>39092553
Barely any, I used to fedorapost and shitpost on /brit/ a lot last year and /pol/ in 2014 before it got ruined even more by reddit. I lurk more on other boards

>>39092444
You do realize that by blogging any job you get you make it incredibly easy for us to find you now we know where you live.

>>39092219
Law desu but I barely scraped by. Went to class a total of about 5 times this year, not sure why they didn't kick me out or say anything to me. You seem to be more well adjusted than a lot of us here so your uni experience might be good, but if you're not ready uni will fuck you up

>>39092607
yes

captcha: Gooch Road

>>39092607
don't tell him that lad

>>39092429
did you try and shag her while her parents where downstairs? i remember being 16 and people whre "together" and they never shagged. i never understood it.

>>39092433
one of them though isnt it. i thought losing my virginity was highly over rated but try telling that to a virgin. i think it probably would have been a bit shit but it would have been nice to experience it. plus it would have given me a lot more confidence and experience

>>39092442
yeah, my mum used to do the same thing. she always asks if my brother is dating someone and she occasionally still asks if i secretly dating someone. i have dated here and there but nothing has ever came of it.

i have tried explaining to my mum how unfair it is now a days but she just ignores it. i remember girls being a lot easier when i was in my teens but i never really tried. thinking back i remember girls were clearly into me but i done fuck all about it

>>39092629
Even if he knows he'll slip up and reveal it. Imagine confronting him and recording the whole ordeal.

>>39092607
I'll be vague if I ever get accepted maybe, I want to move anyway but my parents will probably block my path any further than 10 miles away

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>>39092418
Listen to Nick Drake instead of the normie drake

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>>39092626
>steps in front of you

all is secure, boss.

>>39092632
>>39...29
didn't get anywhere close to that

>>39092442
>Earl Sweatshirt
Good shit
>CSH
Meme shit

>>39092577
i'm not really a fan of his more trap/rap style. I only really like his rnb style tracks, mainly his older stuff. it feels like it doesn't really suit him, more fake

The miasma of sadness is pretty thick tonight lads DESU.

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>>39092677
why? what is even the point then, surely sex must have came up and you talked about? you missed out

>>39092697

Yup, more mollusc than Breton soup!

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>>39092706
are you forgetting where you are? do you think I'd be here if I could just go about shagging birds?

>>39092632
Yeah but the confidence comes with a downside always. For example, you're going out with someone and you're confident. Then you start to hear rumours that she fancies someone else. Next thing you know she's dumping you by text literally right before getting off with another lad. This type of thing happens all the time.

Once I was at a party when I was about 16 and a girl was about to kiss me. Then she goes "Wait, hang on a minute, I need to do something." and she texted some poor bastard "Simon I don't want to go out wit u anymore".Then she was like "Ok, now we can kiss!"

I was the Simon in that story sometimes too. It's a waste of time, honestly.

>>39092745

It's /britfeel/ people here have sex and social lives.

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>>39092697
Yeah I know some lads are pretty miserable, but is there a feel worse than being cucked by this?

>>39092745
you had a gf though, i mean, its basically implied that you should be shagging. its like having food buying food and not cooking it unless you where younger than say 14

>>39092760

Sweet suffering fuck please tell me you're still a teen?

>>39092777
when did I say I had a gf?

>>39092789
No, this was over 10 years ago. Why?

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I've tried to trust. It's useless. I wallow in my disgust
Why discuss it? No car, I ride the bus
Steel doesn't decide to rust it just does
Words written out with your finger where the dust was
Cliche. He-say she-say. So funny
Forgot to laugh. Go study. Call me Mr. Nobody

>>39092760
lad, that is a bit shit at all but its better than never speaking to a girl throughout your teens. at least you kidna developed social skills with women.

i do remember when people would always kiss at parties when they were 16. i always found it weird

>>39092799
>Why?

If you don't know, telling you won't help.

>>39092760
>"Wait, hang on a minute, I need to do something." and she texted some poor bastard
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

>>39092790
you said you where half in love so i assumed you had a gf.

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>>39092699
here's a custom one for you

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>>39092816
Ok mate. Nice hat you've got there.

>>39092760
At least that whore of a roastie had a drop of honour. Back when I had friends at 17, one of my mates had a girlfriend that went off to uni and ducked him with four different guys, then went out to a classical music performance with him.

>>39092833
wish my bed was as nice looking as that one

Why doesn't anyone ever wanna come to the stream? I'm here on filmnight at cytube and nobodys here, seems only two people turned up earlier when the first post was made

>>39092831
guess again hombre, as with all teen relationship business it was a retarded shit show but no gf

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Glad I gave /b another chance

>>39092852
>hen went out to a classical music performance with him.

what kinda girl does this? in fact, what teenager at all does this. you and your mates must be posh bastards

>>39092866
Alright, time to post your bed then lad

>>39092852
That's another good reason not to be in a relationship when you're a teen. People always try and keep them going when they go to uni, and it never ever works when they go to separate place. Yet they end up spending a load of money and hassle trying to maintain it, only to inevitably break up before 2nd year.

I never knew a single couple who managed to survive that.

>>39092868
It's unironically too much commitment

>>39092851

LOL, now THAT is projection.

>>39092868
It's getting a bit sad desu, we're having fun in the thread here no need to go off and do something else. Then you end up spamming links in the thread and it becomes a cliquey thing which creates divisions. Just let it go

>>39092910

Too hard to each and chat at the same time.

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>>39092891
Its one of these foldout ones your supposed to use in a guest bedroom for a night or two of uncomfortable sleep apart from I've used it for over a year and the naturally thin "matress" is even thinner so I can feel the shitty wood, my back hurts sleeping

>>39092924
>LOL

Why do people who are angry always post this and think people will actually believe they are laughing?

>>39092884
Kind of, as posh and rich as state school kids get really. She was a quiet girl in his maths class that was doing teacher training for primary school at uni. All women are fucking sub human - stacies, quiet girls, even ex robots like tilde. It's disgusting.
>>39092899
I wish I had known what it felt though. It can't be worse than this.

>>39092940
and spell too, all at once

>>39092946

I can state with some certainty that I was laughing when I posted it.

I'm laughing again now.

>>39092973

Phone posting with fat fingers.

do real people still use lol or is it a dead meme?

>>39092987
Is that you, mini-roll fingers? How goes the cubing?

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>>39092608
It sounds it, but getting it is getting it ultimately. Weird though.
I hope so though haha, I think I have normie potential at least. I guess we will see

keep falling asleep though haha
Night anons

>>39092978
>I c-can s-state with s-s-some certainty

Yep, of course you are mate.

>>39092953
tbf, i equally know as many retarded guys as women. i dont think women are worse than men, they just have it easier because of society and naturally exploit it like anyone would

>>39090431

summer doesn't end until 22nd of september, we have just over a month yet, then it's autumn before winter, so i'd say it's not fast approaching at all.

>>39093012
I'm a neutral observer but you're coming across as a spastic right now mate. Other lad's got you

>>39093011
Goodnight lad, your posts are an integral part of my life. Please keep coming here.
>>39093025
Nah, women are worse. Every gf that the people I used to call friends ever had cheated, the guys would never. Sub humans.

>>39093012

Hold on a minute anon, I have to text someone first.

>>39093046
>I'm a neutral observer

Now it's my turn to laugh lad.

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>>39093012
he's got a reaction outta you lad you gotta give him tha

let's do might benis recordings on vocaroo please

>>39093084
>might benis

Sorry for being a newfag but what is this?

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>>39093067
I hope Limmy makes it

>>39093084

You do whatever you like lad, you're a big boy.

>>39092927

Personally I don't post, thread is kinda shit, there's people here who probably feel the same way, we've had good times in the stream. It's not "sad" for some people wanting to watch videos together. No divisions get created either

Cytu
.be
/r/filmnight - anyone wants to come watch funnies and chat

>>39093066
Do i have to spend the night waiting outside your room tonight?

>>39093084
We should all post pictures of our benis instead just for a laugh haha

>>39093100
If someone Sakus weight tried to get to my room my house would collapse from all the weight, he'd probably have an asthma attack too

>>39093094

Either a somewhat tired forced meme or the funniest thing ever in the history of /britfeel/

>>39093066
This is a beautiful song, Ebin

>>39093011
Night night lad, we're all going to make it

>>39093127

Nobody has a benis.
A benis is not a thing.

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never going to have a meaningful relationship at this rate lads, might just give up. Why put in the effort of pretending to be normal if it's not getting me anywhere anyway?

>>39093146
>we're all going to make it

Except you lad, you're fucked.

>>39093096
He's already made it. He started then sold a digital marketing agency during the dot.com boom years. He was a millionaire before 30. Look it up. The agency was called "Chunk" and that wasn't even the first company he founded.

>>39093128
You really need to get a hobby Ebin, I think your brain is fried.

>>39093155

If that's you trying you're not doing a very good job. Lurk moar.

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>>39093143
>>39093174
I know, I realized my brain is in peril a couple of years ago

>>39093188
>I know, I realized my brain is in peril a couple of years ago

You should travel. ;)

>>39093188
>shitpost and ruin the thread for a few hours then post sad music and sad memes

Hey there pubes

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>>39090431
U JELLY BONGS!?

>>39093128
aye, aye, boss. dont want to house falling now do we lad. Knowing your mum i will get the blame and she will have my bollocks.

>>39093204
Even worse, the preube in this thread is just an impersonator of the one from pol, also my last song wasn't sad it was funky

Would be so funny if Ebin was Pubes.

I think Pubes has disappeared now with his tail between his legs after getting exposed as a lying poorfag though.

>>39093226

There's two pubes?
(Insert 'doing the double' joke)

>>39093099
Might join in 5 mins la

Someone wanna take me up the bum?

>>39093148
So what would you call this little dangly thing in between my legs?

>>39093266

No lad, not until you're 15

britfeel is cancer

>>39093226
Get your sexy ass in the cytu
.be
/r/filmnight

Ebin

>>39093283

It certainly is tonight, sad altogether.
And it's not even /pol/scum for once.

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>>39093283
Please refrain from using such language in this area or i will be forced to move you outside. thank you.

>>39093266
Go on then lad get yourself over here

>>39093168
Didn't know about that, will look it up. I thought he was a NEET at one point?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9zfwHVFqv4&t=2s

Also when I said I hope he makes it I meant he doesn't khs, he's been sounding really down lately

>>39093294
What's gone wrong? Are we missing people?

>>39093285
This cancer must die. Also, why did you post this?
>>39093283

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>tfw not a well-known tripfag documenting his wacky hijinks online with the lads

>>39093333

Less Aspie than usual more full blown Autie