>grandpa dies >go to funeral >everyone is crying except

>>35123114
>go to grandpas funeral
>really want to smoke weed and forget the day happened
>driving there we see our neighbors in their front yard and my mom stops to talk to them
>sigh and mutter "can we just GO already?"
>mom gives me a look that'd make satan flinch
haha, she probably would've hit me if we weren't in front of neigbbors

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>>35123114
>spirit dies
>browse 4chan
>everyone is chad except for me
>all I can think of is for the entire thing to finally be over so I can go to my own funeral

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>>35123114
>mfw we lost all humanity
>mfw we are literally robots now

Grandpa died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.

why are dead people allow to torture us like this

>>35123114
>Grandma dies
>At the funeral even male family members are crying
>except me who can only think of the inheritance and the weather.

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>>35123191
Or is he going to die tommorow?

>>35123191

CAMUS
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>>35125310
redpill me on this meme philosopher

>>35123334
>male family members don't know that their wives are disgusted on a cellular level by seeing them cry and will begin planning divorce within five minutes

>>35125404

life is meaningless
so have fun

>>35123114
>go to any event whatsoever
>think about how i wish i was alone in my room on 4chan

>>35125449
move two points from fun to accomplish and that's just existentialism rather than hedonism

>go to funeral
>women are socializing like it's some kind of party

>>35125595
It is literally a party

>>35123114
>Mother's funeral
>Everyone expects me to be sad
>Makes 0 difference to me because she lived in a retirement home anyway
>Her being dead or alive has no difference on my life
>Holy shit the sun is hot

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>go to funeral
>be an exclusive necrophile
>the fucking stress of resisting getting alone with the body
>have to pretend that everything is normal
>everyone thinks I'm sick with grief, not panic and lust
>mfw

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>>35123191
>>35125310
>>35124446
haha EPIC literature
So inteleigentXD

Catcher in the Rye, the STranger. Slaughterhouse 5er, the list just goes ON AND ON

I fucking LOVE literature and am an intelectual!!

>"One must imagine Sisyphus happy."
Really must 'one'? gas yourself you Pseudo-Jews manlet normie

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>>35123114
I feel bad but I've done this too. Such is the life of anon

>be at grandfather's funeral
>think about 4chan

>visiting someone in hospital
>wonder what's threads are being posted on /r9k/

>out at a family dinner
>would rather be alone posting on my favourite Mongolian camel herding BBS

>>35125663

That's weird. I'm really dependent on my mom so her being alive or dead has a lot of impact on me. Who took care of you after she was gone?

>>35123114
Install Clover on your phone