>turn around >see this girl staring at you >what do?

>>35124460
Run


Origami

ask her to marry me orogingsodsgas

>>35124460
parmeet from at&t customer support, is that you?
>"yes, anon my friend, i am here to tell you to please not to be shake de slurpee macheen, tank you, come again."

>>35124460
feel creeped out and leave

>>35124460
turn 360 degrees back around

put my lips to her ear and softly whisper POO IN LOO

POO IN THE LOO
IN
THE
LOO

>>35124460
Well hello there, may I ask why you were staring at me?

>>35124460
ask her if she wants to fuck, I'm a loser so I have nothing to lose, unless she has an STD in which case murder suicide.

>>35124460
tell her my name is hugh mungus

>>35124495
is she apu as well

>>35124460

>have you ever been to burning man?

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Is that the chick who got raped by the Chinese gentleman in that music video?

Chat her up

>>35124460
>stare back
OR-OR-OR-OR-OR-OR-OR-OR-OR-ORREEEEEEEEEEEGINNNAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

>>35124460
Stare at her awkwardly for a second then turn the other way.

had this happen to me once
i got uncomfortable and starting to smile and she took as me being into her

Who originally is this poo in loo?

>>35125290
Want to know this too. She's extremely beautiful.

>>35124460
>turn off safety
>"can i help you?"
>keep hand on the fire arm ready to take her out before she can activate the explosive vest
>back away slowly without letting your eyes of the hostile
either that or kill on sight

>>35125290
do you not know how to google image search you fucking pleb?

>>35125454
Bro I'm on mobile, that will take months.

>>35124460
I have a penis, you have a vag, and you're not that bad. I think we can work something here.

>>35124460
We'll bang originally, okay?

>>35124460

I'm black, this will not happen.

>>35124460
>Turn back around
Not cause she'snot qt or anything, I justt wouldn't know how to respond in that situation.

>>35124548
STD's are actually pretty common and chill. Most of the time just take a pill and use some cream

>>35124460
smile and look away

think about her for next week until it happens again

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>>35124460
Realistically?

>freeze up like a deer in headlights
>glare back at her
>right in the eyes
>keep looking at her until she backs off and I win

I mean, I'm not an autist, or anything. I've not done this before.

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>"hello friend"
>"what I'm about to tell you is top secret"
>autistically try to impress her with my android phone while she tries to haxx me without my knowledge

>>35126394

Fucking hackerman!

>>35124460
>The prophecy has been fulfilled
>Caw Caw
>They come from below

>>35124513
Kek/10 anon

>>35125290
Sunita Mani,


I hate the mute rule

>>35126841
thanks mate.
>>35125361
yeah I've got a bit of a thing for indian/middle eastern girls myself.

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>>35124460
Why do indians always have weird dark spots around their eyes?

>>35126918
Glad to know I'm not the only one.

>>35127198
Dunno but I for one think it looks a little nice. I say this as a white guy with dark spots around my eyes.

>>35127198
Shitty bone structure

>>35124460
I wish to engage in sexual relations with you.