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>>35123146
a moment of feels for lily allen

>>35123172
>>35123180
Azulad is basically God here. Every animeposter worships her and even normal posters think of her highly .Amir has some haters true but the majority like her and call her Poley.

>>35123185
azulad and poley were some of the most beloved posters for a good reason

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>>35123146
>>35123195
meant to post this then at

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>>35123195
>lily allen
would tbqh

>>35123195
>>35123218
What's the D-lister done that's turned you into an edgy 12 year old, /b/rother?

>>35123218
That's a bit strong, innit? No call for that.

What's /britfeel/ having for dinner tonight?

>>35123301
ordering thai food

>>35123218
Wasnt see running a twitter poll earlier about pensioners being worse than muslims?

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>>35123241
this fucking celebs

Been talking to this dutch chick for about 8 weeks over instant messenger for 10+ hours a day, but today she wants to talk over mics.
Please tell me how to hold a conversation and not be totally autistic, haven't had a conversation last more than 5+ minutes with anyone other than family since i been neet.

First for accepting white S.A refugees and watching the black man ruin another country.

>>35123307
Fucking southern fairies

>>35123331
I always write out a list of talking points for if I get stuck.

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>>35123301
pizza uuhhuhuhu

>>35123341

Saffers are cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU

>>35123377
How many have you met? I knew a saffa girl who was pretty nice.

Becoming infatuated with a lesbian at church.

Wat do.

>>35123443
>lesbian
>church
Show her the way of the lord and heterosexuality with your pious penis, don't let the devil dyke sway her

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing on this slow saturday?
What's been keeping you busy today?
Have any of you tried something new today?

I hope you've all had a great day so far and have had fun whatever it is you got up to!


I tried my hand at making some turkey burgers which I brushed with some katsu curry paste that I bought a while ago, they turned out really nice!

>>35123422

I've met about 25. The black ones aren't even that bad, it's the Afrikaaners who're cunts.

>>35123443
>lesbian at church
Cast her from the house of god.

>>35123319
oh right. def seems like the right course is to spend your saturday night memeing about her literal who self

>>35123477
>I've met about 25
Where are you meeting all of these africans?

>>35123487
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. No. Christianity is a liberal fucktoy nowadays.

>>35123466
top kek
>>35123443
she really a lesbo and she hot

>>35123466
>>35123487
the bible never condemns lesbianism tho, only man on man

>>35123490
i am a robot what do you expect

hope none of you in here are catholic (pedo)

>>35123535
Be fruitful and multiply. How can you fill the earth with more of god's children if you're a dyke?

>>35123542
Hope none of you are either. Your embarassment is just a copy of those peados but with more embracement of liberal cancer. Catholicism probably just as bad there too actually, Pope says a lot of cuck shit, kek.

>>35123473
evening lenner

I worked on my writing a bit last night and was mildly satisfied with the outcome, might take another crack at it tonight

had a bit of an emotional breakdown when I got home this morning though, had a couple of drinks and all the bad vibes that built up over the last couple of weeks just spilled over, had a good and proper cry for the first time in a few years and I feel much, much better now

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Serious question lads.

why do working class people in england often wear track suits? never understood this and i have lived on a council estate for my entire life. with the same amount of money they could wear decent looking clothes. i understand that culture has a lot to do with it but how can one be so unaware as to not say to themselves "the clothes i am wearing look a bit shit".

>>35123561
what the fuck you on about i am taking about lily alllen

>>35123653
cause there comfy as fuck

can the lad with the Geordie oneitis post more pictures of her pls

>>35123653
i wear sweatpants and tracksuits, hoodies etc because they are comfortable and don't itch on my skin like ive had with jeans and stuff like that

>>35123466
Would have to marry first.

>>35123487
We're praying the gay away.

>>35123505
Not in my church, mate.

>>35123506
Small chance she's bi, but sort of has a gf atm.
Not really hot, quite rough but not in a stereotypical butch way. Quite slim.

>>35123523
Homosexual acts are wrong.

>>35123542
I'm not Catholic because I'm a Christian.

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>>35123443
Her perversion needs an electrical conversion
Give her the faggot medicine from Thomas Edison and then scream "AC/DC for LGBT"!

>>35123684
>geordie girl accents

secretly in love with them desu

>>35123214
Are you fucking deluded?

>>35123535
Try to have some fun since the robot life is tough, at-least (most of us) get some quiet since the normies are busy at clubs. If I wanted to hear lads obsessed with refugeecock I'd go to /pol/.

>>35123301
I had leftover bolognese, cold, in a sandwich with some brown sauce. Some cheese and lettuce to jazz it up. Eaten alone of course. Having it large on a Saturday night.

>>35123684
I don't fucking understand you lads. I think she's ugly. totally not my type. I've posted my oneitis before and you all ignored or said she was shit. fuck all of you

>>35123709
why she annoying she one of sjw christians

>>35123653
hoods and scarfs for anonymity
makes them feel big and tough

>>35123679
>>35123688
they are comfy, and i will wear them in the house or if i am doing something easy like having a few friends around but i dont know why anyone would go on a day out with them? they look shit, and can cost up to 150 quid.

>>35123767
She's only been once but did pray to give her life to Jesus iirc

>>35123763
Post her again. Always keen on seeing what you lads are after.

>>35123763
post her again lad? need to double check this

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>just sent a long angry email to my local gym because I tried to start working out and the people there were rude

Please tell me I don't sound like elliot roger.

>>35123790
because of my sensitive skin im pretty much forced into it until i can find another kind of trouser i can wear without just itching myself all day

>>35123793
So you've been obsessed with some gay chick you've saw once like Amir, I'm sure the Lord is pleased.

>>35123802
>pure gym
Ahahaha

>the black trainer
tee-hee-hee

>>35123723
Me too. And I'm secretly in love with her.

>>35123802
okay already in the first sentence you sound like a nigger

>>35123802
>mentioning he's black
Why?

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>>35123796
>>35123800

I last saw her when I was 14. she's 19 now. I got over her but a couple of days ago she matched with me on tinder. I know she's just going to end up ghosting me. fml

>>35123768
the chavs here in liverpool are growing ket wigs and they look absolutely retarded. they also wear shoes that get called 110s because they are 110 quid, the shoes look absolutely awful. i have to admit, some tracksuits, and clothes from jd can look pretty good but chavs generally wear shit stuff, and wearing them all the time is retarded because other clothes look a lot better

>>35123763
Post her again, lad. May have just been a dull thread.

>>35123830
>tfw ill never be alpha enough to tame a geordie lass

>>35123653
Because brand names are incredibly important to them and they like to display the brand. Only sportswear has such huge branding.

When chavs get money they usually wear other stuff like teeshirts that say "ARMANI EXCHANGE" on them. But everything is heavily branded, as a status thing.

>>35123802
no that's perfectly sane, especially the brain mess part

>>35123709
>Homosexual acts are wrong
but that's not what the bible says

the bible literally only ever condemns men who lay with men as they should a woman, specifically
>thou shalt not lay with mankind as with womankind, leviticus 18:22
separating mankind and womankind into two distinct categories with no mention of women sleeping with women

the biblical no-no equivalent of homosexuality for women in the bible appears to be prostitution, the literal exchange of sex for money, going by deuteronomy 23:17
>There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel

two vaginas mashing against each other seems to be totally fine with god, it's people who have a problem with it

>>35123813
>because of my sensitive skin im pretty much forced into it until i can find another kind of trouser i can wear without just itching myself all day

fair enough for you, you have a genuine reason.

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>raid tesco at 7pm
>75-80% off on everythinf
->prawn toast for 6p a piece and finest marbled rye look loaf for 25p
>cheeky thailand dishes for 90p insyead of 3.50


I love living next door to tescos, saves a lot of dosh.

No cod bites or breakfaat bagels tho lame.

>>35123851
She's pretty. Talk to her.

(And post pictures of her feet please I know you've got some)

>>35123899
>City Kitchen for 90p
robbing tesco blind there lad, that's the good shit

>>35123802
You sound like a bit of a wankerino 2bh.

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>>35123851
Yeah I don't get them either, she's pretty piff so go all in. Share a couple more pics for your boys in britfeel.

>>35123851
She's fit mate but what on earth is she wearing?

>>35123868
i get ya. its like a status thing to reflect their wealth. makes sense because i have heard them take the piss out of people for wearing low quality brands like puma. its still retarded but the psychology behind it makes sense.

>>35123854
That's not why they are called 110s. It's because the type of shoe is Air Max 110s.

>>35123840
Because we fucking won Brexit, time for you niggers to leave.

>>35123899
>>35123917
Agreed, those city kitchen meals are brilliant. Some of the best ready meals you can get.

>>35123840
Because even though people pretend otherwise now the first thing you think when you see a nigger is the fact he's a nigger.

>>35123877
Bible wasn't written in English you numpty.

And anything outside of marriage is wrong by default.

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>>35123973
shut the fuck up cumskin

Bought a pair of AirMax 95's from JD in the january sale reduced to 120 quid. Looked on their webiste today for some cheap creps to wear to work, and they're selling the exact same 95's for 70 quid.

Was on the way back from the off liscence and some bloke with his dog asked we where the party was. Does sitting alone reading brit/feel/ count as a party?

>>35124001
Back to Africa Jamal, You are genetic cancer

>>35123983

Hoisin duck noodles are to die for. Its rare finding em on discount tho

>>35123961
When I was a kid I got taken the piss out of at school for wearing expensive brands that the chavs had never heard of.

I had a pair of 400 quid Alexander McQueen trainers and I got ripped about them because they didn't have a big nike tick on them.

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>>35124030

original white genocide

>>35124030
shut the FUCK up whiteboi or i'll breed your women with my superior dick

>>35123630
Evening, security anon!

Good work on the writing! Glad to hear you're sticking with it, have you thought more about sharing maybe?

Ahh I'm sorry that everything ended up leading up to a bit of a breakdown. Letting it all out is a good thing though, gives you a bit more clarity. I'm sure a lot of anons, including myself have done the same thing at some points.
Glad to hear it ended up being beneficial for you, though.

>>35123964
they are called the airmax 95 on jd. i have been told by chavs that they are called 110s because of the price. they look shit anyway.

>>35123945
>>35123946
she's wearing a duvet. that's the only picture on her tinder but I found her Instagram and it's private so if she accepts my request I'll post more pics.

>>35123992
>Bible wasn't written in English you numpty
What difference does that make? Words don't change definition just because you've translated them. Why go by the english translation of the bible and cite it so heavily if the original language is so important?

>And anything outside of marriage is wrong by default
Anything?

>>35124057
You deserved it for being such a poncy fag

>>35124065
>superior
>List of facts showing niggers are hopeless at life.jpg

>>35124004
they look like shit anyway. I want a pair of air force 1s. they look nice.

>>35124057
>400 quid Alexander McQueen trainers
>Went to school with chavs
Fuck sake

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>>35124065
sure jamal act chad on

>>35124083
Have you started speaking to her on Tinder now?

>>35123709
>Homosexual acts are wrong.

then why do they feel so good?

>>35124057
they probably thought they were cheap shoes or they didnt like them because they were not the norm.

i used to wear the track suits until about 15 because i wanted to fit in. wish i lifted back then so i could of done my own thing and bullied the chavs if they picked on me.

>>35123709
>My little shithole of a church i-isn't like that
Irrelevant. You align yourself with that creed you accept their liberal cuckoldry.

>>35124110
If they were ripping it out of me for being poncy that would be fair enough.
>>35124143
My brother and I had an online business that made good money sometimes.

He was actually far more of a clothes horse than me. He had Santoni leather shoes that cost a grand, 70 quid Maison Kitsune teeshirts, a Kent and Kurwin coat that was nearly a grand and a half, etc.

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>>35124119
lmao don't pull that shit cumboi
>>35124146
I will, say goodbye to the white race

>>35124166
They are wrong BECAUSE they feel good. God's plan is to minimise happiness and maximise suffering without seeking to lessen it. It's all just one long shit-test, the goal of which is to swell God's ego as much as possible by subjecting his creations to the worst situations and still having them thank him.

t. Job

>>35124207
You sound just like those chavs then, just able to get better brands.

>>35124166
>having your anus ripped open til you bleed and catch aids feels good

>>35124235
Yeah exactly. We were still working class kids. 4-6 grand a month isn't going to change that.

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>>35123713
flynn here
guess you fuckers shouldn't have fired me

>>35124225
you dont know that blacks guys are the least sort after in dating

>>35124294
>ear lobes detach with old age

Pope lets priest off with just a lifetime of prayer for abusing five young boys http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259164/Pope-quietly-trims-sanctions-sex-abusers-seeking-mercy.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

>>35124191
What creed? Women aren't even allowed to lead song service or prayer meetings.

We don't accept homosexuality in the church. Allowances are made for those new in the faith who need encouragement as they grow. Same with alcoholics who come in. We let the people in but not their habits.

>>35124330
i guess the collagen breaks down

Lads, just so we're all aware - the electric light bulb was first invented in Sunderland.

>>35124160
yeah lad, I got her Instagram too. I'll post some pics

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!

SHUT IT!

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D08rVNqKhjA0&ved=0ahUKEwit_LPDgqzSAhViCMAKHaNGD70Qo7QBCBowAA&usg=AFQjCNERg7ssb-L1W2GKG_HOvv_eHdwDvg

>>35124391
by jamal smith

>>35123146
The Chav Wojak disappeared mysteriously from the kebab shop. Was he a ghost?

>>35123301
4 cans of Fosters, large bag of S&V Kettlechips and tuna / onion butties on fresh white bread

>tfw too anxious to order a takeaway

>>35124466
no, he's the doner meat

>>35124466
A GHOST OF A CUSTOMER WHO DIED OF FOOD POISONING

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Off to Mr Patel's shop lads, you want anything?

>>35123754

I'm trying to think what wine you would have with that but Google comes back with "bleach".

Stay strong anon.

>>35124477
>giving money to pakis

Traitor.

Traditional British, chink or Thai. Or fuck off.

>tfw you want to be fucked up with a few friends on a sat night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4qitrpj7TU

>>35124541
The pizza place is run by whites actually.

>>35124541
He didn't even mention a kebab you cuckold.

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PRAISE ALLAH! For he has forsaken those that oppose the holy caliphate.

WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!

ALLAHU AKBAR!

>>35124417
Well done young man I wish you luck. She's very pretty. Please post pictures.

>>35124541
But a good old curry or kebab is british food

>>35124484
But who unlocked the door and let him in? Pepe obviously couldn't do that because he's been trapped inside since last year.

>>35124541
Not matter what our money going somewhere we'd don't through taxes etc.
It's money well spent on a good takeaway.

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>>35124620
this is the only pic of her on there but it's definitely a good one.

>>35124074
>have you thought more about sharing maybe?
I'm considering it but I'm not sure how to go about it in a way that isn't obnoxious self-promotion in a thread filled with people, the majority of whom likely don't give a toss.

I wouldn't share the whole thing anyway, probably just a few paragraphs or a chapter or two.

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>>35124585

Kekistan is the one true Caliphate, but this false Allah you speak of has no power in the dubslords realm

>>35124670
you can spot a british slag a mile away just by the way they fucking pose in photos

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About to cam with my geordie oneitis lads

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>>35124692
All hail Kek brother! We shall destroy the filthy saracens together!

>>35124692
>>35124750

take your spergy pol shit back to its containment hole

>>35124742
Don't do it lad, you're better than this.

>>35124742
I need my dick inside her so hard. Can you record a few seconds of her voice so I can wank over it please?

The bishop of central Japan
Used to Roger himself with a fan
But when taxed with these acts
He replied it contacts
And expands rather more than a man

Oh look an origamo comment

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>>35124698
yeah lad i suppose you're right

Seems security jobs are making a comeback for robots. What's the interview like? What are they looking for in a security guard?

>>35124813
I swear every single fucking girl in England is like this, they all act the same. It's fucking abhorrent.

>>35124742
Her fingers are pleasant.

eating pizza and drinking peppermint shnapps

having a wank and contemplating cumming on my chocolate cake bar
why does my fetish have to be so pathetic

>>35124851
>Eating when wanking
There was no hope for you anyway. Oink oink

>>35124851
You get hard over chocolate mini rolls lad?

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>>35124759
KEK WILL SMITE YOU INTO OBLIVION YOU FOUL HUSK!

WE WILL TAKE BACK OUR LAND WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>35124823
Don't you need a SIA license for a security jobs?

>>35124453
>https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D08rVNqKhjA0&ved=0ahUKEwit_LPDgqzSAhViCMAKHaNGD70Qo7QBCBowAA&usg=AFQjCNERg7ssb-L1W2GKG_HOvv_eHdwDvg

or https://youtu.be/08rVNqKhjA0

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>>35124759
>unironically calling someone spergy
>on arcanine
>as an insult

What do you think this place is?

>>35124868
haven't even unwrapped the bar, plan is to open it when I cum for freshness
>>35124874
cunt it's the idea of jizz on food and eating that jizz food, not the food itself
I don't have anything else that's enough like a snack to use

>>35124813
She's pretty mate but what's going on with her bottom lip in this photo?

>>35124874
This is only acceptable if it's raspberry mini rolls

>>35124929
Try something fruity instead

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>>35124938
idk I thought it was her tongue but I guess she just edited it for some reason.

>>35124894
Yeah, but there are several firms who offer schemes to process the application for you and front you the fee as long as you stay with the company for the validity period of the license. The company I work for decreases the amount you have to pay back if you leave before it expires by 100 quid for every year you stay.

>>35124894
I dunno, but that sounds reasonable. I figure most security guards should be trained before they are hired on

>>35123653
They like them because they're expensive. It's a status thing. I've known rich chavs (drug dealers) who spend hundreds on track suits and bin them or give them away over the slightest imperfection. From what I understand if you're in full blazing squad gear and drive a gt version of a shitty hatchback and get an aftermarket exhaust them chav whores are all over your dick.

>>35124959
thanks for the pics lad do u reckon she will go out with you then?

also post her feet pls

>>35124742
Is she rich or what? What kind of shower is that?

>>35124996
I don't have feet pics and I really fucking doubt it.

>>35124975
Training for security is extremely basic unless you're doing something that requires actual training for the license itself, like "door supervision" (read: bouncing), off-site CCTV monitoring or close protection (bodyguarding). A regular night shift desk/patrol officer just needs a standard license, which you apply and pay for and receive as long as you don't have a criminal record, and you'll be trained separately for each individual site you end up working on.

>>35125064
I supose asking her for some would be out of the question right?

>>35124977
Someone came to that conclusion hours ago you nark.

>>35123218
Disgusting behaviour from the alt-right as expected.

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tfw the only thing holding me back from being chad is my wank fuzzy facial hair, how can i grow a thicker/fuller beard so i can go full sparta look? tempted to shave my face clean but i get less attention with no facial hair

>>35123146
Had sex 4 times in the past 24 hours lads.
Feels good.

>>35123802
Hilarious if this is legit.
And 15 quid a month for a gym membership? That's cheap.

>>35125150
If I had the confidence to randomly ask a girl for pics of her feet I wouldn't be a robot.

>>35124977
>They like them because they're expensive.

i get that but they could equally buy some other clothes that are expensive and actually look good. track suits are designed for sports wear, not for going out. its like they are suffer from autism because of how socially unaware they are. i think its as another guy said, its because the logos on these clothes are recognizable and its easy for them to show off, while with other clothes they cant show off that they are expensive.

Do I go out and socialize while getting slammed out my bean, or do i stay in and play vidya.
Got an hour to decide lads

>>35125284
Minoxidil 5%

>>35125284
You don't look 6 foot.

disc jammers

>>35125345
It was a joke lad

Orig

>>35125359
Go out and enjoy it. If you hate it, you can leave early. I always dread actually leaving but end up enjoying it more than expected, well most of the time

>>35125385
thats cos im not, 5' 10

>>35125369
does it actually work or is it a meme?

>>35125385
>implying you wouldn't lick cum off his stomach

>>35125284
You look like you partake in bumming

>get a phonecall about an interview
>ask them to email me the details
>they haven't

Is this part of the test?

>>35125422
It works but you can't stop using it.

>>35125435
whats wrong with that m8

>>35125422
>Chads under 6ft
Wew
>>35125429
I'm not prision gay like yourself lad.

>>35125506
>prison gay
Being straight would probably be a lot easier, but cocks are just so tempting.

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fucking knackered and i got in from work at quarter to seven, i'm not gonna get any good quality time until i have to go to sleep again for my OTHER full day shift

>>35125506
tbhonest i consider my self close enough to 6' to not worry much, at least im tall enough to never be considered a manlet

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>>35125554
>would be straight but the way men and cocks smell and look is way too good and the way girls and gashes look is so bad
I feel like this is shallow but I hate all normalfag 3dpd so *shrug

>>35125642
So you've sucked a cock?

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Well lads, I got 3 day'd from /v/ again for calling out astroturfers.

Whoever came up with the idea of guerilla marketing can choke on my fucking knob. I can't go a day without some cunt telling me what to buy, even with adblock on. Fuck adverts.

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>>35125651
No but I have gone weeks without showering and jerking off everyday without cleaning up the cum so I know what stale jizz smells and tastes like
It's so good

>>35125676
Did you badmouth nintendo lad?

Should have known better

>>35125651
I wish senpai. Only homos can be true robots.

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>Opticians appointment coming up soon
>Looking at glasses online
>Look in the mirror to sort of gauge if would look good on me
>Realise I'm an ugly cunt
>Be sad

Anyone else have this feel? It's not a nice feel

>>35125702
Nah, Sony.

/v/ Doesn't even like Nintendo

>>35125694
Everyone likes their own scent, you're in for a shock when an actual bloke (not a girl called a guy like in anime/doujins) with a dick is in front of you lad.

>>35125742
>/v/ Doesn't even like Nintendo
kek

>>35125731
Yep I just reordered another frame of what I already have and may get a third off ebay so I don't have to decide for at least a decade.
It's the same as haircuts no point even going for one or thinking about it, I will look like shit no matter what I do so I might as well save the money.

>>35125788
I can stand the Nintendrones, what I can't stand is actual real paid astroturfers who are trying to paint shit like Horizon Zero Dawn as an actual contender for goty when it's a completely irrlevant Ubishit knockoff with Bioware tier animations, nothing unique about it bar robot dinosaurs and ashley fucking burch voicing the main character

Sitting here dick in hand eagerly anticipating news of Geordie girl.

>>35125795
Yeah, I wish I could be fashionable and I semi-try to be, but I will never EVER look good in what I wear.

Seeing an unreal barnet or cool glasses on /fa/ and then realising you could never pull it off because you're ugly is deeply saddening.

>>35125694
Want to experiment?

>>35125472
Employers think they're hot fucking shit and if you do anything that isn't desperate grovelling they get offended.

When are we going on a brit/feel/ lads holiday to Amsterdam

>>35125284
Nothing wrong with it, it's only you that thinks it looks that way because you see it up close. Looks bretty good senpai

>>35125856
/fa/ is trash, I don't know if they still have them but they used to have 'casualcore' or something which was just good looking people in t-shirts or hoodies. Fashion is a lie.

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>>35125772
I know, but when I go into public toilets and smell even just the piss from so many guys I get hard and lightheaded, so, I'me hopeful
>>35125891
R E N F R E W S H I R E

>>35125931
terrible idea

too many canals

>>35125951
Seems like a positive to me

>>35125945
Had to google just to know where that was, you're 300 miles from me lad sorry

>tfw no slutty scottish bf who doesn't mind me being smelly

>>35125943
/fa/ is trash a lot of the time, but I can't say it isn't helpful. The wiki is really useful and having a second opinion on things is useful so you don't end up buying guff.

>>35124647
>>35124647
Someone theorised in a recent /britfeel/ that the former owner blackmailed the Pepe who got trapped inside. The Abrakebabra guy promised to give Pepe keys and let him out only if he took over the business and Pepe could only accept it. Now he is in charge of the kebab place (and apparently makes meat out of chav Wojaks).

>>35125945
>That hitachi wand
Unf
>tfw no rich dom bf

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Why are these threads so great?

>>35125284
how long has the beard been growing?

>>35126031
>Hitachi wand
Consequences have never been the same desu. Should market it for men somehow.

>>35123331

I've done this, you'll just talk similar to how your messages go.

>>35125812
Nintendrone detected

>>35126116
This seems obvious, but in my experience I turn into a stuttering silent wreck

messaging allows me time to think of a response, when you're talking you have no margin for error

>>35126138
Well obviously, I'm on their payroll

>>35125943
blue skinny jeans, white trainers and different coloured jackets is all I wear. I think it looks fine.

>>35126382
I bet you look like a right little fuckboy

I'm on slim jeans, leather shoes - matching belt, and plain t-shirt or shirt.

>>35126439
fuckboy has no meaning

I get called a fuckboy because I have sex with women. I get called a fuckboy by women because I want to have sex with them. I get called a fuckboy by men who are jealous I get more sex than them. I get called a fuckboy for having a trendy hairstyle. I get a fuckboy for not dressing like a homeless man.

>>35126465
The combination of all those is what makes you a fuckboy, you cunt

jesus christ

>>35126465
fuckboy means a little homo-slut tease, the original meaning

>>35126465
>fuckboy has no meaning
It's pretty much a black guy slang for a faggot.

but for some reason liberal SJW girls say it and don't realise this.

>>35126541
Because it makes you mad. Us girls have to resort to wit unlike you barbarians.

>>35126600
get out roastie whore

>>35126532
jealous

>>35126624
doesnt make me wrong

>>35126600
>Pretending to be retarded
Yes, we are so angry

>>35126600
Post pictures of your feet please roasti or get out.

>>35126624
Been here longer than you, kid.
>>35126667
You sound angry,

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>>35126439
this isn't me but it's similar to what I normally wear. what's wrong with it. I'm definitely not a fuckboy.

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>>35126675
All I've got is legs.

>>35126702
looking pretty /fa/ lad, they're just jelly of your style

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>>35126711
absolutely rank desu

Please for God's sake don't take the bait lads

>>35126702
I don't think that could get more fuckboy desu

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>>35126711
I can't tell if this is legit or someone trolling

>>35126711
I swear to fucking god poleaboo

>>35124686
What are you writing? I'm a night porter and I write short stories on my night shifts

>>35126711
You disgusting Paki poleaboo get out of here. You're not a girl. When is someone going to euthanise this degenerate?

>>35126711
>picture with tablet
>dirty mirror
>fag stance
Jeez do you want me to fuck you or not, some serious mixed signals

>>35126741
Edgy
>>35126762
It's real, girls do post here. I have plenty of female /britfeel/ friends on steam.
>>35126763
My name is Monica.

>>35126711
AND THEN I STARTED TO SHOUT

PAKI!

PAKI!

PAKI!

(my sister gave me a dirty look)

>>35126789
Found the newfag desuudesudesues

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>>35126794
Oh god. It might just be real.

>>35126789
>the day poleaboo managed to snag an anon

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Still laughing about The Kettle Chips of Monica Poleaboo tbqh

we posting our outfits now lads? hold up I got a good one

>>35126767
A novel about some old bullshit. I got 40k words into it and realised I hated all of it so I've come back to it after a few months to try and salvage it.

>>35126788
UK is the most progressive area for transexuals. As a proud Englishwoman this country sees me as female. Only pakis and foriengers disagree.

>>35126877
>>35126853
Didn't he go to prison?

>>35126898
Unfortunately, no. It shows the flaws in our justice system.

>>35126898
Why? She didn't do anything illegal.

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rate my fit, /effay/

>>35126711
mirin those pecs

>>35126942
Mummy PM/10

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Chat we oneitis going well. She's talking about how the jews run everything. Is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

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>>35126964
>she will never step on you in these shoes

>>35126993
>tattoos
>piercings
>no modesty
Clearly not.
inb4 muslim

>>35126993
How could you fuck her with Legolas staring at you the whole time

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>Female /britfeel/
>Monica

state of this

>>35127013
can just tell she's into femdom

>>35126942
>>35127013
need a mummy theresa may gf

>>35126890
Nice man, I struggle to finish my 2-3k stories and realise I hate it while writing it

Its important to finish shit you know

>>35126993
/OURGIRL/

Wish she was my girl you lucky bastard.

>>35126993
Ask her about muslims

>>35127149
He's not shagging her mate.

He just books hotels for her.

>>35127186
>He just books hotels for her.
What does that even mean?

>>35127186
I know he's not I've been speaking to him these past few days. I said he was a lucky bastard because he knows her and potentially could get his end up her.

>>35127210
Think he's book a hotel for them to stay in with no indication it will end in banging.

>>35127148
You guys have inspired me to write again; I used to write all the time before uni.
I think finishing/editing is one of the most hardest things.

I'm left wing so I'm obviously gonna hate her but can any of you right wing people say if you actually like May? I feel like even if I think from that view I'd dislike her.

>>35127280
>most hardest

Wew lad

>>35127276
Why? Why would they both share a hotel room multiple times and not shag? First time I've seen her, missed the lore.

My dad had a heart attack last night.

It looks like he's going to be OK, but my parent's marriage is fucked.

He was supposed to be away on business in Spain but he was actually in Essex at another woman's house.

Not sure if he was actually cheating or not but it doesn't look good.

>>35127375
> left wing

Too much Star Trek and social media and not enough real life experience, I presume?

>>35127436
Not multiple times. They live far away and are planning some kind of drug fuelled hangout. She also has a bf and he posts on here so his chances are slim.

>>35127460
Oh shit lad sorry to hear all that.

>>35127466
What was the real life experience that made you right wing?

>>35127466
I'm not a liberal. More of a socialist. I have a job, a car not like I'm a NEET or whatever. I was just curious on other opinions.

>>35127530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4qitrpj7TU

>>35127496
Yeah pretty rough. Reserving my judgement though, could have been that my mum got the wrong end of the stick about his business trip or something.

Bought a new PC today, feels good man.

i have a new hobby for doxxing people :)

just did it to some kid on rust who was pretending he was thoroughly hardened stuff and could beat me up and he absolutely shit himself

>>35127375
She was a complete hardass as Home Secretary, and she appears to have carried that over as PM.

Brexit will be her (shitty) legacy, but she is a true conservative and that's why people on the right love her

>>35127564
I know the feeling lad. It was me who first doxxed Poleaboo.

>>35127564
Fascinating, Amir

>>35127501
Living in modern Britain.

>>35127579
It's probably just my exposure to internet right wing people. With the hate for the Investigatory Powers Act and all that. I wonder if thats stuff the majority of traditional tories are for

>>35127618
Give me something specific.

>>35127634
True Tories hate kids, because they're already over 40 and are more interested in protecting the elderly (which they will be some day) than the young (which they've already passed).

>>35127638
I-I want to fit in at /pol/

I just got back from partying with supermodels in Miami

You peasants are lucky to have me in your thread

>>35127280
>Its important to finish shit you know
You're absolutely right, but it's fucking hard to keep that in mind when you're 40,000 words in and don't feel like you've even hit the middle of the story.

I'm determined to finish it though, I've sunk far too much time into it to give up now.

>I struggle to finish my 2-3k stories and realise I hate it while writing it
This happens to me far too often, except I barely get past the opening paragraph before I realise it and scrap the entire concept.

>>35127460
Fuck lad that sucks, your dad was almost fucked to death

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>tfw autistically making my waifu into a vinyl on Forza
How on earth do those Nips do it? this takes ages.

>>35127830
Meant this for >>35127148

>>35127280
sorry about that lad
but finishing/editing is absolutely one of the hardest things. It's the editing that got me realising that I thought the entire thing was garbage.

>>35127869
let me know what the tags are so i can search it and put it on my car

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>>35127460

Damn your dad is pretty devilish desu

Hope he gets better lad

>>35127869
That's some next level autism. The most I did was pick the pink haired qt as my avatar in Horizon 3.

>>35127564
>i have a new hobby for doxxing people :)

kek, I certainly know that feel bro

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holy shit the pepperoni on this pizza is spicy as fuck lads

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What's like to suck a cock and get fucked in the arse?

I think I'm bi and really want to try it. I just have this urge have cock in my mouth and arse.

Is it better or worse than being with a girl?

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>>35127878
It won't be done for a while, but you should find it if you search descriptions for "Madotsuki". It should look something like http://imgur.com/a/MD12p when it's ready. Still not picked a car for it, though.

>>35127930
Me too.

>>35128047
noice, would have preferred puking mado but this is acceptable, also puking mado would have been way too hard

>>35128070
Thanks. I was going to go for the nose bleed one originally, but they wouldn't let me put "fag" in my registration plate so I didn't want to risk it.

>>35128093
whats your favourite car so far?

>>35127496
>>35127865
>>35127898
My mum gave me the number of the woman who's house he was found at.

Going to ring her now. Wish me luck lads.

>>35128046
stay a top and just fug other men

>>35128108
I've spent a lot of time in an AE86, but I have a soft spot for the Mini Cooper I've been driving. I also had a really fun race in the Integra Type-R.

>>35128170
How come? Have you ever done it?

>>35128145
Good luck mate. Maybe she'll be down to fuck if you play it right.

>>35128181
cant say im a fan of the ae86, way too much of a meme car

personally i love my ford escort rs1800, changed things around inside it so its just a rocket on wheels but still its d class, cant stop or turn but fuck will it fly

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You will never be a guy this cute or get to fuck a guy this cute. And never have a hot milf femdom you
So whats the point in living?

Post a limmy lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji0h6S8jmNU

>>35128269
Imagine wanking to these shit drawings

I don't know how the nips do it.

If I wasn't a uni dropout neet all these years I'd probably have enough to buy my first home right now

Lads it's worse than I thought

The woman who my dad was with wasn't shagging him. She calls herself "Nanny Betty" and has an "adult baby nursery" in Chigwell.

My dad was there for a "session".

I'm going to be sick.

>>35128396
based, your dad was just having a bit of fun

>>35128396
Holy fuck I know this must be awful for you, but this is the best scenario the rest of us could have hoped for.

>>35128396
Your dad is more of a robot than you will ever be

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>>35128396

fucking kek

hows the rest of the famalam taking this news?

>>35127871
>>35127830
Keep at it, I know it's easy for me to say that though. How much time have you put into it?
I do this all the time when editing. Do you think we're being over-critical with ourselves?

>>35128453
This, invite your dad here.

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>>35128396
What the fuck my lad? Does he at least get his dirty nappies changed?

>>35128396

Let him have his fun in private

>>35128471
I'm the only one who knows as of now. My mum was too fucked up to call her herself.

Not sure what to tell my mum. On one hand, the fact that he never actually shagged anyone else might be a good thing. On the other hand, he likes to dress up like a giant 57 year old baby.

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>>35128396
>google "Nanny Betty"
>she actually exists and is based in Chigwell

https://twitter.com/nannybettyab?lang=en

>>35128396
If it makes you feel any better, I came across that my boss has a diaper fetish and I heaved a bit too when I saw the evidence

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>>35128551
Oh my fucking god lads.

>>35128548
Absolutely nothing wrong with it lad tbqh

>>35128381
It's not too late anon, what did you study at Uni?

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I'm back to renew fuckers bet ya didn't think I was gonna remember

>>35128551

>tfw you have the same hoover as Nanny Betty

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>>35128551
I want in on this, wonder how much it is an hour

>>35128396
Is your dad in any of the twitter pics

>>35128640
Hahah. What is that strange animal there then?

>>35128618
engineering

and it is too late

I'll have to settle for some some used up 30 year old lady by the time I have my own house

I won't be 24 banging 19 year olds in muh bachelor pad

>>35128269
No guys are naturally cute and look like proper girls, just wank fantasies shared on 4chan by lonely, horny prision gay folk.

>>35128396
Bullshit lad.

This is just a repeat of the lad who said his house was haunted.

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Jesus lads, I reckon nanny betty deserves a place on the OP image. Some of this stuff is top notch

>>35128640
Hello American friend. How are things in former colony?

>>35128719
Well I have my own house but I'm still not any less of an ugly autist so you can put that dream to rest right now mate.

>>35128584
WHAT IS THIS
I WANT IT

>>35128747
She is fucking hot.

I wonder if this is just an advert for her.

>>35128697
150 good boy points ddesuuu

>>35128777
What do you mean by advert?