>one chance at life >named Eugene

>>35122912
genie is a cute name tho

>>35122912
>the geek in Grease
>the retard in WWE

Yeah, no good anon.

>>35122912
>literally named "Gart"
>you have the name of a hippie who sells guns and weed out of his econoline

heh

>>35122912
You can legally change your name, ya' know.
How about Gaydon?

"Gene" isn't bad; 1/2 of Ween.

>>35122912
>Eugene
>Eu, meaning good
>gene, meaning you inherent characteristics
>goodgenes

This is actually a pretty alpha name to have. Point this out to the normies out there.

Eugene Krabs?

>>35122912
eugene in walking dead was kinda fine i guess

>>35123029
Thank you for reminding me I'm not living up to my name...

>>35122912
Maybe just change your name. Sounds like an easy enough solution to me.

>>35122912
Be glad, you dont have ultimate beta names as Kyle or Kevin.

>>35123108
>tfw Kyle Katarn retroactively did not exist

>>35122912
I've met some cool Eugenes but they all go by just Gene.

>>35123108
>Chadlord that ruined childhood is called Kevin
Haha, yeah ...

>>35122912
Then change it faggot

>>35122912
What about Eugene O'Neill
Don't you like Eugene O'Neill?

>>35122912
Gene is a fine name.

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>tfw named Bumpleforth Dee Cringle

>>35122912
I'm pretty sure most people think you come from money when you have that name. It sounds like an expensive name.

>>35123108
I have always been a depressed isolated robot. But once in my life, I had a friend named kevin. The only friend i ever had. He ditched me and humillated me to get chad and normalfags approval. Now i feel a hatred for the name kevin.

>>35122912
>tfw named flax
>tfw 9 siblings in a first world country
>tfw they all have retarded names too like tiger, misty, etc
Feels bad man

>tfw named Wilson
>all the normalfags ask if Ive seen the movie castaway

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what name would you prefer then, Eugene?

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>>35124449
Angeline

>>35124449
Sir Claudius Maximums III of The Great British Empire

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>>35124383
>misty
That's a normal name though. Outdated, but not anywhere near as weird as Flax. And Tiger Woods is famous enough to make the name Tiger less weird.
>>35124440
Have you seen House?

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>one chance at life
>come of age / graduate school during post-recession years
>too early for recovery
>too late to live in bubble

>>35122960
Shart on Gart

>>35124592
Will we get universal basic income? Or are twitch streams a preview of the future economy: just pretending to be people's friends for money? Is that what automated capitalism will do to us? Just force fake relationships?

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>one chance at life
>born with the neet gene

>>35124704
We're just rats dying in a utopia. Maybr when our parents die we can start to live our lives.

God, imagine how long gen z will have to wait. Maybe the population will decline so drastically by the time our kids come of age that they'll be fine.

>>35124765
what of this planet is utopian?

>>35122912
>one chance at life
>born wicked smaht with 10 intellect in STAT system
>Also born with -1 charisma and -1 motivation
>meticulously plan every detail of my life that I will have to suffer through, everyday a reminder of how much of a loser I will be for the rest of my life due to having no confidence.

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>One chance at life
>Eugene
>Have shit genes and generally ugly

>>35124734
Same here senpai
>want to do great things
>born a NEET

>>35124794
Well most of us shitpost while being neets. Years ago people would have thought that such a life would have been the ideal. Too bad we underestimsted depression.

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>One chance in life
>Named Gavin

Literally no one successful or likeable is called Gavin.

>>35124992
Gavin McInnes
oregano

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>>35122912
Yeah, my name is Melvin.

>the nerdy guy from Sailor Moon in the US
>literally a monster: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melvin_Monster
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xESZJe5ir0

Terrible name.

>>35124907
utopia is literal perfection.
no war, famine, disease, nothing. that's the point.
sure, we got it good, but far from utopia

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>>35122912
Gene is fine. Gene Wilder was a boss and so was Eugene Sledge

>>35124992
Gavin Menzies
Gavin Belok

>>35124464
That post with that image is cracking me up more than it should

>>35125757
I'm saying utopia the way it was used by Calhoun when doing his behavioral sink gig.

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Try having 3 sandnigger names of 8 10 and 9 letters
>including Mohammed and one of a notorious terrorist

>>35126199
>tfw mouse utopia ultimately failed with universe 25
>tfw concerned about a potential eugenics experiment done on me because a part of me wanted to be happy have a family and live
>tfw was worried I wouldn't meet the girl I liked and form a family
>tfw realize that this avoids potential problems of envy of other males and abunch of other problems
>I can draw comics by myself and pretend she didn't exist
>tfw not reproducing actually means not bringing another human into this world to suffer

I guess eugenics is nice...let the Alphas reproduce and enjoy fighting amongst themselves

There are greater pleasures in this world

I just want to forget and remember what I should be focusing on

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>one chance at life
>be the wife's son

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I'm Ernest or 'Ernie'.

>>35122912
Wait theres another Eugene out there?
I thought I was trapped in this miserable existence alone.

>>35122912
Should've been named Ernest. You'd have been married by now to a girl named Gwendolen.

>>35123108
kyle's not that bad

>named donald
>before 2016
>"lol donald duck hahaahahah xDDDXDDDD"
>after 2016
>"OMG WHY WOULD YOU BE NAMED AFTER THE RACIST RUINING AMERICA"
fuck my life famalam

Eugene is close to Eugenics, which could have prevented a disaster like you. Fitting if you ask me.

>>35126578
I just find it interesting that when everything is going too good that animals will start imposing selection onto themselves. Humans are self aware enough to understand what's happening, but not conscious enough to resist biology.

This is like Twilight Zone shit.

>>35122912
Oh fuck I'm sorry for you. My brothers and me have actually heralded Eugene as the most retarded name in existence. We always make fun of it. We jokingly call my brothers child eugene just to taunt him