At least i'm not

>>35123486
At least I'm not you

>>35123486
at least I'm not balding

>>35123486
At least I'm not a man

>>35123486
At least I'm not a manlet oregano

At least i'm not poor or unattractive.

At least I don't make shit threads

>>35123541
This. Balding is a death sentence.

at least I'm not stupid (well, not "book stupid")

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>>35123486
>yfw you remember you aren't Anthony Burch

>>35123541
>>35123610
>tfw am bald
Just euthanize me right now

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>>35123659
thanks anon, i needed this

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>>35123486
At least I'm not a manlet.

You can't stop me

at least im not fat
dead
doing heroin
gay
super ugly

except for that im a 22 yo working minimum wage - living in my parents basement

at least I'm not a woman

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>>35123486
At least I'm not a virgin.

How fucking come this is not original on r9k?

>>35123891
What do you mean?
I've never seen a thread like this before

>>35123486
At least I'm not Indian

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>>35123486
>>35123541
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>>35123891

i really shouldn't have opened this thread

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>>35123486
At least I'm not failing my classes

Atleast i'm not a manlet
i'm 6'4 ugly autistic fat 24 yo khv

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At least I'm not male.

At least I'm not a brainlet.

At least I'm not a cuck
At least I have the self awareness to not be a beta orbiter
At least I'm safe inside my mind

>>35123486
at least I'm not in jail.

>>35123541
Women fucking love bald men.
Makes my pussy wet.

>>35124116
At least I'm safe inside my mind

origigi

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>>35123486
At least I'm not a third worlder

Seriously, I would hate living in a cave or a mud hut

>I'm not male
Yes you are you fucks, just because you can WHOREmones and dress up in a skirt doesn't mean you aren't male.
I mean, you're not a man. But you're still male.

>>35124153
STOP LYING DON'T GET MY HOPES UP

>>35124184
Statistically? Like 40% of women love bald men.
It's not a majority but there are a lot of women who are fine with a nice, clean shaved head.
Shave that shit though, don't you dare have a disheveled head with a bit of pity hair you're desperately holding on to.

>>35124203
>a lot of women who are fine with a nice, clean shaved head who's not bumpy and has aesthetic face to go with.
fixed. Not every bald guy looks like Statham or The Rock.

>>35124243
>tfw unironically have a pretty nice face with a strong jawline
Maybe this does get my hopes up

At least I have a mother that loves me and enables my neet lifestyle well into adulthood.

>>35124282
If you have a STRONG face with a good jawline, then you can in fact be bald.
It's when you're a soft femboi that you need a full head of hair.

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>>35124326
>tfw narrow and angular jaw with receded chin

at least im not a nigger
orgnicola

>>35124367
lmao dude just kill yourself tbqh
unless you look like a girl

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At least I'm not-
...At least I'm not...
Hmm.


Hmmm...

>>35124399
>unless you look like a girl
I dont, i have big forehead and strong cheekbones.

>>35123486
At least I'm not missing more than 2 limbs

>>35124427
Yeah, it's over for you man.
Ah well, you had a good run.

>>35124457
>you had a good run.
Not even a good one.

at least im not literally retarded

>>35123610
Going bald and combing over/wearing hats all the time is a bitch move

Shaving your head is totally fine

>>35124479
Hey, tell you what champ.
I'll let you fuck my ass. Consolation prize.

>>35123610
Is it though? A friend of mine is bald and his gf is an easy 9/10. Another is in the middle stages of it and he's got a pretty nice looking girl too.

Also, at least I'm not a foot fetishist.

>>35124493
>posts on /r9k/
>not literally retarded
Try again sweatie

>>35124547
Not him but could I fuck your ass after he's done?

>>35123486
At least I'm not a dicklet

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>>35123486
At least I'm not single.

>>35124635
Do you even need to ask? I'm essentially public use.

>>35123486
at least im not constantly searching for my pipe

at least im not indian

not original uh?

>>35124170
Most third worlders have houses.

>>35123486
At least im not browsing r9k

>>35124116
>at at least I'm safe inside my mind
Holy shit this, plus
At least I'm happy inside my mind.

I don't know how most of you pathetic bots dont go in a shooting spree.
t. /pol/
>>35124410
At least you're not... At least you don't have terminal cancer?

>>35125111
>tfw indian male
>tfw short, hairy, ugly asf
>tfw the only reason anyone would ever want you is money
>tfw you see attractive people wasting their genes with disgusting niggers
at least i'm not a nigger

At least I'm not like you.

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>>35125195
I'm thinking of Afghanistan or Congo tier

>>35123486

Atleast I'm not Anthony Burch.

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