>tfw yet another night debating whether i should kill myself

Maybe its like wanting a girlfriend. Go jack off and see how you feel afterwards.

We both know you're too chickenshit to go through with it pussy

>>39374634
>tfw not saying an hero
Newfag or attentionfag detected, please proceed to go ahead and an toaster

>>39374634
Go out in a blaze of glory anon.

>>39374673
Saying "an hero" doesn't make sense if you aren't going to be killing anybody else in the process.

>>39374702
Jesus fuck, definite newfag detected
Lurk moar

>>39374646
>>39374663
get a room you to.

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>>39374673
>not using le epic maymays
holy shit kill yourself as well

>>39374663
Fuck off.

>>39374634
Next couple decades are gonna be a helluva ride, OP. Do yourself a favor and stick around. You'll have fun.

>>39374719
I lurk plenty, it's a dumb fucking meme.

>>39374727
Not le epic maymays, just the fact that people don't even say "an hero" at all anymore proves way too many (with all these suicide threads) are fucking newfags or underageb& shit.

But for real OP, don't neck yourself, become a Chad and get a girlfriend. Or go out in a blaze of glory.

>>39374764
It wasn't even funny 10 years ago

>>39374634
same anon.been thinking of picking up a knife and slit my throat.I just gotta get a good knife and i would pass out in 5-10 seconds and in 2-4 minutes i would be dead.

>>39374790
>implying I even once said it was funny at all
Didn't say it was nigger. People that don't say it are obvious newfags though. Not going to waste my time on some bullshit like this, get a girlfriend and don't neck yourself, peace.

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>>39374848
You are the most embarrassing person I have ever seen here

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>>39374881
But you haven't seen him

>>39374803
Me too. Sometimes when I cut I put the knife to my throat and think about if I should do it. I decide not to because ot's the worst way to kill myself probably since it is hard as fick to slit your own throat. I'm probably gonna pierce my heart when I do it.

>>39374803
No, you'd likely be alive for around 15 minutes based on this page. Also you'd be in agony.

http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

>>39374634
Commit mass murder, rape a few bitches then you go kill yourself

>>39374764
>>39374848
how old is this kid? His mom should take away his computer.