So tell me why you don't get tinder matches.

if you wait long enough I can call my friend Tyrone and have him get in with you

>>39374872
NOSE RINGS ARE FOR DISGUSTING WHORES YOU TRAMP RAAAAAH

Water is a transparent and nearly colorless chemical substance that is the main constituent of Earth's streams, lakes, and oceans, and the fluids of most living organisms. Its chemical formula is H2O, meaning that its molecule contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms, that are connected by covalent bonds. Water strictly refers to the liquid state of that substance, that prevails at standard ambient temperature and pressure; but it often refers also to its solid state (ice) or its gaseous state (steam or water vapor). It also occurs in nature as snow, glaciers, ice packs and icebergs, clouds, fog, dew, aquifers, and atmospheric humidity.

>>39374888
ASHDFKAHSJDLIJASDLGADSLJDASFJLDSJKFLAKSDJF

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>>39374888
opie status: shittershattered gg no re faggot

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>>39374888
you're fucked op better luck next time

OP had better deliver on this promise.

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>>39374888
HOLY SHIT OP IS KILL

op is too much of a faggot to do it

I'm ugly.

There, that wasn't hard to figure out, was it?

>>39374872
man, girls are so annoying. they know exactly what they're doing when they say shit like that.

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>>39374888
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

OP GOT BLOWN AWAY

>>39374888
OP don't you bitch out on us now

>>39374872
Because im unnattractive. Even tinder plus isnt helping

>>39374888
>if you wait long enough I can call my friend Tyrone and have him get in with you
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA

let's see it op

>>39374872
She looks fat why would i want to talk to that

Because I didn't know that you need to be fluent in orca to find a match.

>>39374888
fpbp
Holy shit Im excited

>>39375463
>fpbp
>Holy shit Im excited
don't be, op won't do it
he's too much of a pussy, he was looking for a pussy answer

>>39374872
Probably because I'm bald, I think I would have gotten a few pity matches if I had a full head of hair.

>>39374872
Too much of a wimp to install it.
Also have no pictures of myself.

>>39374888
>>39374872
OP dont be a pussy she looks 12 anyway

>>39374888
Will OP commit? will anon think if he doesn't do it for the shits&gigs he will have a good chance with her anyhow? will OP ever stop being a faggot? find out next time on suicidewatchz

>>39374872
NIGGER FUCK ME

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>>39374872
I already have a girlfriend, anon

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Reminder OP is always a faggot

>>39374872
>>39374888
OP is a fucking bitch

>>39374888
M-MASAKA!!! YAMATE!

wew faggot as OP shook as fuck

>>39374888
LITERALLY THE FIRST COMMENT LMAO

POST RESULTS FAGGOT
orogi

>>39374888
OP will, guaranteed, pussy out. Prove me wrong

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>>39374888
Checked and kek'd ieufu

>>39374872
you better do it OP

orinality please

>>39374872
this is a bot who the fuck cares

OP status: DEVASTATED!

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>>39374872
Post up OP. Put me in the cap pls

>ITT: times when OP got absolutely BTFO!

>>39374888
no dude what the fuck

thank you so much I just felt the first real emotion in months I laughed so hard thank you anon

>>39375596
>he's too much of a pussy, he was looking for a pussy answer
He said trips, he wasn't expecting to have to do it at all. He's a total pussy.

>>39376840
as the guy who got trips, lets just say I was excited as fuck until I realized this as well
honestly what I wrote is probably one of the stupidest things I've ever read which is why I still can't believe I actually got the triple digits for it

>hey guys, do this thing and I'll do that thing
>does thing
>no way, I'm not doing that
Everytime. Neck yourself

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cause im 5'4

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hot white girls dont swipe right to asian boys

and I only swipe right to hot white girls

>>39376865
I had such high hopes that we could have been in an ebic screencap thread, but I guess OP cares more about getting his dick wet than funny anonymous internet points. I'd do the same.

>>39376990
I'm in the same boat as you. I am south asian (brown). I have a strong desire to white girls but they don't find me attractive.

>>39374872
I get matches but never get the option to chat.

>>39374872
This isn't /b/ kys