post on this thread and kek will provide you a qt 3.14

can it be a qt femboi plz???

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czech these repeating digits

I just want a gf kek please!!!!!!!

>>35829516
kek doesn't like degenaracy
>>35829556
kek will hear your prayer.

Give me a cutie twink bf kek

if dubs i don't kill myself

put your money where your mouth is froge

Kek better hurry, or I'll find some frog and cum all over it.

Please give me hot gf

pls kek i want qt gf pls

I've become this desperate

>>35829478
So what? How does that fix literally anything in my life? I already have a girlfriend. Probably like a 6-7/10. We can have sex whenever I want. She's basically obsessed with me. Entirely devoted. So what? How does that change the fact that literally nothing I do brings me any real, lasting happiness. Not even drugs, and oh boy, trust me, I've fucking tried. To the point where I've got an opiate addiction now. Yay! How the FUCK is some cunt going to fix that for me, huh? Fuck I hate every single one of you who has ever posted >tfw no gf. It doesn't get better. It fixes none of your problems and just adds needless stress to your life. Frankly, we'd probably all be better off if a solar flare wiped out our entire planet. Fuck this noise.

Actually, no. I take it back. I hope every single person who's posted >tfw no gf gets one, and then sees how it changes nothing, how it fixes nothing, how there is nothing worthwhile ever anywhere period for life. Enjoy! :^)

can I get a qt gf kek, pls?

>>35829805
yo that's depressing. thank you I'm gonna go home, masturbate, and hang myself in my closet

>>35829805
>I already have a girlfriend. Probably like a 6-7/10. We can have sex whenever I want. She's basically obsessed with me. Entirely devoted. So what?
fuck you, fucking idiot. if you have chronic depression is your fucking problem. It is like saying:"homeless, what would change if you had a roof on your head? life would still be worthless". No, it wouldn't. Now go to a doctor and get an antidepressants precription, you fucking moron.

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>>35829478
My lord kek. Provide me with qtpi gf this year. I promise, I will post pepe with every text I post

>>35829478
kek don't fail me now you fucking cunt

>>35829964
and that's how you don't get a gf. don't insult good lord KEK

Why not give a shot for a hot pot of love?

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i hope i get to a see a qt 3.14 after work today :)))

praise kek

Might as well

Praise be to Kek!

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>>35829478
Please don't be fat, Please don't be fat, Please don't be fat

>>35829478
Tell her. Tell her she's lovely.

>>35830081
you're a normie cuck I hope she's fat

>>35829478
Thanks lord kek

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I want a cute christian gf.

>>35829837
Basically what I feel like. Except without bothering with the masturbation. Why bother?

>>35829856
It is my problem. Of course it's my problem. I never claimed otherwise. Your analogy is entirely correct. It would be worthless then. I'd feel that the homeless man ought to kill himself. He's likely to end up back there anyway, seeing as the main cause of homelessness in the first place is mental illness. So yeah. Struggle through some more, bud! I'm sure it'll get better!! Take your pills goy, so that you can keep slavi- I mean working! for Mr. Shekelstein. Ignore the fact that it's entirely normal for people to become so disenfranchised with life that they set up entire professions and business and all that, just to keep things moving. Buy buy buy, until you die oh my! But you're not allowed to do it ANY earlier - not until you've worked your body to its breaking point earning as much money, producing as much for your masters (why bother even hiding it at this point?), THEN you can die! That's why we'll make it literally ILLEGAL to choose what to do with your life. But it's entirely legal to forcibly, without consent, drug people until they're zombies whose personalities can't actually exist as normal anymore. You're doing such a good job!! I literally hate you. Fucking die. Or don't! Have fun!

>>35829986
Please forgive me kek, I let me emotions get the best of me

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>>35829478
kek my lord give me an asian gf please?

>>35830162
if you were really tired of life you would have kill yourself by far. if you think that hapiness is achievebale through something, you'll pursue it, if you don't think so you kill yourself, that's simple. you instead just came here to make fun of others' need.

I wanna make my life better

>>35829805
>Those randomly capitalized words
>That spacing
>The rhetoric questions
>The proper grammar and spelling
>The trying to male people care bad for you when no one cares
I can smell reddit from a mile away normalfag, you have to go back

>>35829478
What if I already have one? Can I get two?!?

Kel, if I get dubs, can I have 2 qt?

>>35830253
I'm waiting a couple of months/years due to circumstances outside of my control. I guess I do care about something, but not enough to continue living much longer than that. I'm not trying to ruin it for them. I'm trying to warn them so it doesn't hit them like a ton of bricks one day, all at once. But yeah. Keep trying! You'll get there one day!

Praise kek for eternity!

>>35830286
I've only been on Reddit to learn about and buy drugs to temporarily numb the pain that is my life. But sure, if that makes you feel better, I'm Le Reddit Boogeyman well meme'd good sir, have an upboat! Truly your username was oh so relevant to the discussion! I can't wait to share this with all of my friends!!!

>>35829478
Thanks kek

I'd really appreciate it

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>>35829478
Help me Almighty Kek, send me a qt 3.14. Cause don't even Gays want me...

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>>35829478
Give me a QT weeb gf please Kek

Oh jeez kek can ya really? P-please?

>>35830334
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind sir!
Edit: Wow did not expect this to blow up so much! R.I.P. Inbox lol

Gf me keke

>>35830632
I couldn't remember any others off the top of my head. Sorry, I wish I could've included more lol

>>35829478
I hope to kek something will come to me

Count me in - all hail Kek!

>>35829478
trips for a qt 3.14 trap gf

>>35829478
I've already been with a lot of qts and had sex with one. Now wasted my time on video and sexless for a month now.

OH LORD KEK PROVIDE ME A QT WITH BIG BOOBS, BCOZ I NEVER HAD SEX WITH ONE YET.

can it please be asian thicc qt

>>35829478

PRAlSE LORD KEK!

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>>35829478
Can I have my own Hime Arikawa?

>>35829478
If repeating numbers: no one in this thread will have a girlfriend for the next 5 years.

>>35829478
you never know

please xex give me a gf

>>35829478
Eh, don't really need one but I'll take one anyway

provide sooner plz (maybe in period of a month or two)

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praise thy kek

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there's only one. rolling for her

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Praise kek
May I become a mighty Chad
Shadilay

It doesn't have to be a qt. Just someone who'll love me. ;_;

You should not missuse the name of KEK

For he has greater Plans than giving you a gf.

But if you truly want to be saved, pray for the strength to get one yourself

I don't deserve a gf, rolling for dubs to get another anon a qt gf

Give me the thicc desi girl

Please, kek, let me have oneitis to hold

kek ill fuck anything that walks!

Please i need this. PRAISE KEK

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Dubs and I won't die a virgin. Praise kek

>>35829478
Praise Kek may he bring every bot a gf

>>35829478
I hope my dubs will suffice dearest kek.

>>35829478
praise kek
I just got rejected by a girl I liked ;_;

I just want her to love me back kek. Please let this happen.

praise the frog god kek

Oh lord KEK pls provide me a qt 3.14 asian grill from anime oh lord kek help me

>>35829478
Haha I've been fucking a qt pie for years and am a NEET! I don't need you Kek. trips means you are dead

>>35832779


you have strayed young tadpole but Kek has big plans foryou

>>35829478
praise kek
grant me a gf.

>>35829478
kek is a god of chaos so it probably will end up pretty bad for everyone involved you could get killed or worst you could get cuckd

Please make her fall in love with me kek!

kek please give me rachel gf tank

I hope you all get land whales for gf. Praise kek

>>35832804
Kek is a lie, made by poor lonely kids that had to much free time and needed something bigger to believe in than themselves
It is a false prophet turning many robots away from the truth. What kind of robot god would encourage us to seek out roasties? No god at all but a devil that muses in watching them suffer in their foolishness, thinking some succubi will fix them when they will only break even worse. Avoid the false god children he wi

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I already know who I want to be my gf, just pull some strings to make it happen kek.

rolling for a cute girlfriend

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No he won't. How many of these threads do I have to reply to before they suddenly all magically start working all at once?

Oh yeah, I'm sure Kek will figure out a way to magically make girls attracted to me despite me never interacting with anyone and me seeming like the biggest loner in the world.

MAKE IT HAPPEN KEK, IM SURE THIS TIME ITLL WORK!

>>35829478
kek i have always been a devoted follower and have offered many dubs and trips. please grant me this one wish. grant me a gf. and if you can't grant me that, to hell with you

Please kek , I believe in you.

Kek I trust that you won't fail me
Can she have short hair too?

>>35829478
hope i get dubs

praise kek

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Praise Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l-TISx8LVk

>>35829478
Praise our high lord Kek!

>>35829478
fuck kek it's, only you have the power to do and go after what you want in life and expecting a fucking frog to give it to you is the same way as asking anyone for anything . Do it yourselves.

Kek my lorf all I want are new memories

>>35829478
All glory to the kek