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how the fuck did you touch ur prostate with ur finger? thats impossible dude

As someone lucky enough to have a pegging gf, I can tell you that the hardest I've ever came was when she pegged the shit out of me and then left it in and rode me while moving it with her hand at the same time

>>35829699
you do it through your butt, silly. You're not really touching it

>>35829761
Thanks, now I'm getting a lawsuit from Jello for all this jelly Im producing.

>>35829761
that's really hot senpai

although I would prefer an actual boy do it to me

>>35829761
How does one obtain a pegging gf?

>>35829992
I was just really lucky, I promise I'm not chad

>>35829699
Lump in your butt

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>poop followed by thorough enema
>I dont each much so there shouldnt be much left
>start doing butt stuff with my glass dildo
>take it out
>theres still little flecks of feces on it
EVERY DAMN TIME

Still worth it though, but it doesnt get rid of >tfw no bf

I'm not super into butt stuff itself, but for some reason I really like it when I can feel stuff in my ass from my vagina

>>35830424
you need to eat more fiber famicom. I get no brown spots, and all it takes is a soapy handjob on my fingers to eliminate what little smell there is

>>35830488
Geez. Don't ever use soap to clean inside, anon. It's really bad for you.

>>35830424
i fuckin feel ya, shit's real annoying. literally

>>35830521
no, I meant cleaning my fingers after I'm done. Though I did use bodywash as lube once, but I know not to do that now

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I like to get on my hands and knees while I suck, kiss and lick Master's cock, meanwhile I lube myself up and finger my butt, first one finger, then two, then three, and all the while my dick is hard as hell drooling precum.
Once I'm ready I get Master extra slick with saliva and lube before sitting back on his lap. The tip of his cock teases my hole before the thick shaft slowly stretches me open. Eventually my butt greedily accepts his whole dick and I bottom out. It feels really good being so full of cock!
But it feels even better once I start riding him, bouncing up and down on his lap as my pathetic penis flops around and I moan like a complete sissy begging to be fucked harder. I get down on my hands and knees again as Master fucks me doggy style and really grinds my prostate hard until I can't take it any longer and shoot creamy boymilk all over the floor.

Bad Dragon dildos are awesome.

>>35830669
I want a boyfriend so baddd I want to fuck and get fucked by a cute boy with a big cock like mine or somewhere around that size... (7.5") I need to get a bad dragon dildo

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Does anyone else crouch on their left knee and stimulate their prostate by massaging your butthole using your right foot's ankle.

I've been doing this since I was a kid.

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>>35830800
No, but I want to try that, thanks Anon

Did anyone use to make makeshift dildos when they were younger? I used to use hairbrush handles and those thick whiteboard pens until I move out

>>35830800
strange. Sometimes when I jerk off, right as I'm about to cum I press the outside of my butthole through my underwear and it makes the orgasm a little bit better. Though you're not really stimulating prostate if it's from the outside

>>35830942
The anus is still pretty sensitive and contributes quite a bit to sexual pleasure

>>35830872
I used cucumbers and brush handles.

>>35830995
yeah of course. I'm just saying it doesn't compare.

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>>35830424
>100ml
>200ml
>100ml
>75ml (if necessary)

Don't be a lazy boy when you're digging around your innards

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>>35829668
I think the only semi-interesting thing I've done is, about a year ago, I'd made a hobby of shoving marshmallows up my ass and shitting them out into a diaper. My record was ~40, or basically just a whole bag. I'm looking to break that record this year though! Wish me luck, fags of /r9k/

>got horny
>stick finger up ass
>feel nothing
>wiggle it around
>still nothing

I guess I'm actually not gay then.

>>35831139
>I stick fingers up my ass but I'm totally not gay
Hmmmmmm

>>35831164
Sometimes you need to suck a cock to find out you don't like sucking cocks, Anon.

>>35831095
Y tho
Orgibani

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>>35831185
Do you need to eat a frozen dog turd to realize you dislike eating shit also? "Curious" is just another word for "in denial". Fag!

>>35831208
It's common in ABDL communities to force diarrhea / cause a "mess." The sugar irritates the lining of the anus similarly to a glycerol suppository

>>35829668
all I imagine is some fat hairy white guy typing this with his shit riddled fingers

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>>35831225
>animefag
>calling others faggots
You have no grounds to criticize, weeb

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Put finger in butt.
finger smells.

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Holy shit I can't believe I started moaning the first time a diddled my prostate, felt like I was pissing cum. And then because I didn't really touch my dick I jerked off a few seconds later and came all over again, fucking incredible stuff.

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>>35831302
>rare pepe imgur collection pepe
You're not even a real frogposter, not even a dumb frogposter, you're a fake dumb frogposter. You are nothing, you might as well take fag as a compliment so you can be anything at all. Fag!

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>>35831341
Rather a fake dumb frogposter than a gook pedophile

Ive been in chastity all week for the first time ever. Started messaging prostate with thumb last night, reached a point where i was sweating, panting and could almost feel myself cumming but never got there. Maybe another week will do it.

Your bumm like your teeth are a great possession, be carefully. I mean you don't want a broken bumm the rest of your life

>>35829668
>tfw buttstuff just doesn't feel good to me no matter what I try
Feels bad man

Ass you Cummins press your Gooch (between butt dick) now the Cummins should shoot into your collon. Lol

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>play with butt
>don't really feel anything
>get some shit on fingers
>anus ruptures a bit
Knowing me I'll try again in the future and fail yet again

>>35829992
Find a bi girl, I've had two

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>>35831656
>has had 2 gfs
Are you aware as to which board you are on, sir?

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Friendly reminder if you cum in a man's ass this is what you're in for

>>35831820
ngl I found that pretty hot

>tfw you got a fucking machine and it's the bee's knees

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>>35829668
Olive oil as lube....good idea or bad?

>>35832098
Its fine but it smells bad, coconut oil is the way to go.

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>he doesn't strategically time his faps to when he shits so the turd contributes to his orgasm

>>35832245
thanks for the tip(of the penis)

>>35832245
nigga who rich enough to buy coconut oil

>>35832275
The fuck? a tub is cheap and lasts for years, unless you make cakes n shit with it.

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>>35829668
I've been into butt stuff since I was like 13 or 14. I used a brush handle for the first few times. I stopped after I hurt myself for a few years until I was 16 or 17.
>Move to Texas
>Mom gets a job selling antique stuff
>every week she picks me up after school to help deliver this antique stuff
>she pays me $20 everytime I help
>one day I get into buttstuff and I'm horny
>go on Amazon and look at dildos
>saw one that looked good
>reminds me of some porn I used to watch
>it was on sale for $15
>buy it
>I wait every single day at the mailbox so family won't question it
>get home and have my lunch
>after that I run to the mailbox
>I open the mailbox and it's a long somewhat fat box. 20in x 8in I think?
>come through the back sliding door
>grandma is there with her coffee
>fuck
>we play 20 questions on what's in the fucking box
>tell her it's school stuff
>I run to my room and I'm excited as fuck
>I lock my door and place it on the bed
>I open it and pull out all the safety paper inside
>it's a fucking huge ass thick dildo wrapped in plastic
>pic very related
(Cont)

>>35832275
anyone with a job and disposable income?

>>35830800
HOLY SHIT DUDE I thought only I did this
Same ankle too.
I think I started doing it at around 13.

>>35832338
17 inch wtf?

>>35830800
Someone explain this, in an original way

>>35832098
It'll do in a pinch (bf and me used it once) but it leaves your dick smelling like salad. Get regular lube.

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>>35832338
At this point I'm excited and nervous and idk how I'm going to make this thing fit.
>take off the plastic
>strong weird smell
>it's really heavy for its size
>tell my Gma I'm gonna take a shower
>wrap the monster dildo in a towel
>clean it with hot water and soap
>place the dildo on the shower wall
>I look around the bathroom for petroleum jelly and eventually find it
>I hop into the shower
>I wash my self as usual to get clean
>after that I get the lube and start to finger my butt
>no poop so that's a good sign
>I work my ass for about 10 minutes and I'm ready or so I thought
>I live up the head of the toy figuring that's the only thing I'll be able to fit
>just enough room between my ass and the toy
>put both my hands around the rail of the shower wall and push back onto the toy
>the head pops in and I cum a little
>I'm in ecstasy at this point and push more into it
>after about a minute or two I'm halfway on this dildo and I didn't even realize it.
>I'm going at it for about 15 minutes
>next thing I know I'm hands free cumming
>cum the hardest and the biggest orgasm ive ever had
>I have cum and petroleum jelly all over my ass and cock
>I pretty much fall to my knees after I came
>I'm exhausted
I clean up and do butt stuff about every other week after that. I still have the dildo to this day but the wife uses it on me. I have three toys now but it's hard to figure out which toy I want to use the most. Oh and I'm 23 now.

>>35832453
You ever sat on your feet in the way that the heel or ankle slips between your buttcheeks?

>>35832585
Why would you get a big rubber turd looking dildo?

>>35832382
Yeah I didn't want to start small and get tired of it. You know what I mean? Figured I'd get a big one and start from there. Getting my ass ready for that thing only takes me about 5 minutes now instead 15.

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>>35832585
>wife
>23

Nigger what.

>>35832609
Oh, the white one was like 25 and black one was 15 at the time so obviously I bought the cheaper one.

>>35832585
>almost broke my nofap
>my wife
>23
killed it

>>35830463
>tfw no buttplay gf

>>35832674
Yeah, I met her when I was 19 and she was 16 on Xbox. Good shit but that's another long ass story. My wife pegs me every week or so.

>>35830800
I do this but with a knotted dildo.
I get it knotted then rub the base against my heel

>>35832702
Welp! It sucks to suck my man.

>>35829668
Bunkering bump

>Buy dildo
>Buy Lube
>Smoke Weed
>Lube up my butt and insert dildo
>Just feels like I have to poop
>Doesn't slide in and out easily
>Stop after 15 minutes

I thought I was supposed to have prostate orgasms? It just made me feel uncomfortable. Did I get memed?

>>35832880
You gotta be in the zone, you gotta foreplay yourself and make your butt muscles relax

You gotta BELIEVEE you want to get butt fucked

>>35832897
I was watching gay porn at the time too. Maybe the dildo is just too big or maybe i'm not relaxing enough because i'm worried i'm going to shit myself.

>>35831280
I'm not fem or anything but I weigh 135 pounds at 6' and I have little body hair for my age (19)

>>35832880
you did. it's mostly a psychological experience. you have it going in and out of your ass and then you start to imagine it being great and you're a female etc then you get a dopamine rush of pleasure and maybe get a hands free orgasm if you're really lucky

>>35832954
Oh, I don't want that. I just want the prostate orgasm/ to milk myself.

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Stop making me gay anons

>>35829668
What finger should I use for first time but stuff? Never tried it before, but really want to.

>>35832996
not him

find prostate with finger, rub in circles you should feel something if you don't have a condition or deficiency. stop dildoing yourself. it takes patience and practice to actually cum from it. Doing it while jacking off will still make your orgasms way stronger though. Nofap beforehand recommended

anyone else like super scared of doing long term damage?

>>35833070
I used my middle finger then added my ring finger then my index.
Moved on to handles and stuff until I moved out and could use a proper dildo in peace.

>>35833070
Would recommend thumb. Fingers is too awkward and gets tired too quickly.

>>35833070
any finger is long enough, it's your position that matters. IMO you should always be reaching between your legs. easy positions are on your back (which I do in the shower) or on all fours (in a warm bath)

>about six months ago
>had been playing with my ass for years
>feels good but no orgasm
>see gifs and webms showing people riding dildos and cumming
>gonna give it another try
>have vibrator from old gf who left it at my house
>get into bed with vibe, lube and towel
>lube up and start to insert it. hurts a little but soldier on
>finally get it all the way in, move around a bit and BINGO, hit the right spot
>turn on vibrations and start riding the dildo
>now easily sliding in and out of my ass
>hitting the prostate, I'm leaking pre-cum like a hose
>I can feel the urge building, close to cumming
>riding harder now, trying to push over the edge
>every time I'm close it slips away and I have to rebuild
>closer and closer. almost there
>never seen my cock so hard and long, like it's begging to cum
>almost there
>now 30 minutes into this
>just. can't. reach. top.
>grab cock and in two strokes blow my load
>collapse on bed and pass out with vibe still in my ass
>wake up 15 minutes later, vibe still in my ass vibrating
>never reached nirvana

>>35833106
Thanks m8, i'll give it a try. Is a vibrator a good idea?

>>35833233
i haven't tried them, but I heard aneros (dedicated prostate massagers) are good, there are guides online on how to use them to full potential. I don't know if they're expensive, but if they are it's still better than a collection of dildos

>>35833306
They're like 150 bucks here. Kinda pricey to experiment with butt play. The dildo I got isn't very good though so maybe it's worth the price to get something better.

>>35833344
Get a woman's g-spot stimulator. Costs less and does the same thing.

>>35833344
I'd recommend trying fingers before buying anything. Some people are not as responsive to that kind of stimulation as others, maybe that is your case or you just started off too strong.

if you're worried about fingers being too unclean, a fiber-oriented diet should make your finger spotless even after extensive buttplay.

>>35831095
McBagel why...

>>35833395
Thanks for the tip, i'll look into it.

>>35833420
I'll try eating more fiber.

>>35831656
Where does one obtain a bi gf?

>>35832054
where what and how much?

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>>35832880
honestly dildos have never felt that great to me, same with those prostate massager things
and Ive tried all positions and speeds and stuff, just not into it
got fucked a couple of times though and good lord, made all kinds of squeaks and moans and couldnt hold the noises in it felt so good, and I'm weak and shaky but also laughing and happy for a while afterwards

would def recommend trying actual fucking too if you can find someone you trust to do it. gay tops are better than bi guys because bi dudes are used to just slamming pussy, whereas the gay guys are used to letting you get used to it and things lining up before they slowly speed up etc

as long as you let someone know you want to take it slow and trying things out you should find someone to help

Hello robots. I'm thinking about giving it a try today. Please give me tips for a prostate orgasm.

>>35831139
>had the same experience
>tried using various objects to stimulate it but always just feels vaguely uncomfortable
>despite this i love sucking cocks and have fucked guys before

i don't know what i am desu

>>35834297
a faggot
original post

>>35834343
oh ok thanks, you cleared that up for me

>>35834265
P-please can someone help me? ;_;

>>35834356
no problem
now post boipussy

Will buttfucking make butt issues worse?
I've had a recurring fissure since teenagehood, and it seemingly gets worse. I'm having troubles holding my farts at this point.

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>Find something really good to jam up my ass
>Ride it
>Moaning, twitching, cumming buckets
>Try to use it again
>Not nearly as good
>A third time
>Not nearly as good as the first time
I'm really disappointed, the first time was so good but the next two times were just kind of uncomfortable. Maybe I got excited and rushed.

>>35832585
Literally just bought that dildo for me and my girlfriend to use (on me and her) glad it was good for you op

>>35834374
I heard that the lying on your back position helps but idk, never had one

bumpies in

>>35834574
You gotta be in the zone mentally. If youre into trap/crossdressing stuff then dressing up definitely helps.

>>35834612
Thanks, yeah I hope you two have fun with it. Be careful though.

Make sure you guys stays hydrated before and after. Just saying.

>having sex with (now ex) gf
>"Don't you dare come. If you come I'm gonna have to punish you."
>"What are you gonna do to me?"
>"I'm gonna put something in your ass."
>I can't take anymore and come
>she tells me to lie down on my stomach
>I think I know where this is going
>rims me for a little bit
>she puts some lube on her finger and starts rubbing it on my asshole
>then she gets out one of her toys, I can't see what it is
>feel her put a buttplug inside me
>hurts, but I'm turning into a gasping, quivering mess
>"Can you feel that on your prostate?"
>I can barely say yes
>she takes her vibrator and touches the base of the plug with it, feels so good
>"You like the vibrations?"
>*gasps*
>"What do you want me to do?"
>"Touch my cock."
>"Not yet, you have to know how it feels to have a dick in your ass first. What do you want me to do with this?"
>ask her to take it out and put it back in again
>then she tries putting her vibrator in my ass but it hurts too much and I tell her to stop
>fuck her with the buttplug in for a while, but I can't come again with it in for some reason so we take it out after a while
>lick her ass and then fuck it and come inside

probably my favorite sexual experience. I'm horny now just remembering it.

>>35834265
you're not getting a prostate orgasm anytime soon, sorry. It's not something that you can do easily, requires practice, experience, conditioning, patience and concentration

You can still amplify your orgasms with butt stuff though

>>35834265
If you're still here

I find that drawing it out makes it that much better. Like laying around in my bed with a plug in rping and lookin at porn and just gettin to feel all sexy. You have to get into the headspace of some buttfuckin

That being said you can deep dick yourself all you want, as long as you;re hitting the right spot it'll feel great if you're lubed heavily enough.

I can never get over the edge without some sort of wang stimulation, but once I've been slamming away and drooling precum for an hour a little touching goes a long way.

I feel like if I had an actual dick in me with a man attached to it that I had emotionally bonded with I could totally nut hands free

just tried buttstuff for the first time

>get a cup of olive oil
>use a new toothbrush cause i dont own a dildo
>laying in tub, with olive oil toothbrush in asshole
>kinda painful
>take it out
>my cock gets really fuckin erect
>stick finger in
>holy NUTT
>can feel my own pulse in butthole
>feelsgoodman
>move to my bed because tub is cramped
>still havent reached orgasm after like 20 mins
>start watching porn
>cock is stupid hard
>still feeling pretty good because finger is still in ass
>put olive oil on cock
>dong feels harder than it ever has been before, head of penis is the size of two thumbs
>legs shaking, staring at wall and abandoned the porn
>start jerkin it
>instantly cum all over my chest and face

i got too impatient and didnt get a full blown anal orgasm, only got a slightly better jerk off session :(
was i close?

>>35837448
>doing it in your bed

Do you not get lube in your sheets?

>I feel like if I had an actual dick in me with a man attached to it that I had emotionally bonded with I could totally nut hands free

I'm certain that not being in control makes it way better for anyone

>>35837448
Additionally, alcohol helps me really let loose sexually, whereas ganja makes my ass more sensitive, but also the muscles clench tighter, which is a problem for in and out

>>35837579
I put a towel down and keep my ass and toys on top of it. I recently found this one thats natural color is light brown, so it shall be the designated butt stuff towel henceforth
Just incase an incident occurs

>>35837576
You know you're close when you feel your crotch area just start swelling and heating up it's overwhelming

I plan on downing a bottle of wine tonight and fucking myself silly over the course of an hour or two

Got questions about butt stuff? I will do my best to answer all of them

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>>35838482
I have no idea where my fucking prostate is. Everything feels bumpy.

>tfw never found my prostate even with toys
adsghjk

>>35838482
Literally doing the same thing tonight.

Favorite toys?
Ever reach super O?

>>35838640
I rate you for that picture

Okay, laying on your back press up towards your belly button and slide your fingers towards the base of your dick, at some point you should notice a spot that creates an odd and somewhat pleasurable sensation behind the base of your dick, especially if you've been edging and turned on before hand.

>>35838778
I WANT A FUCKING ANEROS THING SO BAD!!!!
Right now I have an njoy pure plug (medium) inside me, and it's so fucking comfortable. If I turn it so it faces my front the end just rests against my prostate. I did that and rode my motorcycle to the store I went to the further one and just wanted to keep riding once i got there . The combination of engine vibration, road surface bumps and joy of motorcycle I'm sure if I rode for a long time I could orgasm from that alone, but that feels dangerous and irresponsible. Plus I dont want paramedics to find a plug in me if I crash, it'd be awkward if I lived

The only other toy I have is a feeldoe that my ex bought. The top bit is a nice plug and it makes it like I have 2 dicks so I'd like to try double penetrating my current like that if she's down.

The dick part of it has just the right curve that if I go doggy and have the tip pointing down (towards my front) it hits my spot perfectly and I can just fuck away and it feels so good.

Super o? I've had a few leave my legs shaking but never acheved orgasm from anal alone. last time I almost passed out just sliding the tip of my cock against the inside of a long undershirt I was wearing at the time and I nitted so had I just laid there for like 20 minutes and then crawled to lay in the bottom of the shower

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Posting cute boy hnnng I want a butt like that so bad. How 2 get round butt? I am underweight so I'll need to put on a bit of weight but still...

>>35839508
squats, leg abduction/adduction exercises to fill out the sides to make it nice and round

>get lubed up
>he puts dick in
>"This is fucking weird"
>10 seconds late
>"I am seriously going to fucking shit all over this bed when he pulls out"
>30 seconds later
>"That's it, pull out, this is awful"

That was my last time of trying buttstuff. Complete waste of time. I'll stick to fantasies in future

>>35839530
I'm doing 90 squats/day as of now.
Is more than that needed or not?
I'm gonna go up and down 4 floors for 30~ minutes as an exercise, would that work well?

>>35839580
As long as you work dem glutes as well as the hip abductor/adductors you can expect a pleasantly rounded ass that will make females jealous. You need to work more than just glutes or else your ass will be more square than bubble

>>35838482
Does drinking help? I've tried smonking jazz cabbage before but dunno if it made much difference.

>tfw bf lets me peg him

>>35839450
Which aneros? Some are overrated but the ice I have is great

That feeldoe looks really interesting. Would you recommend it? I already have an njoy purewand

>>35839644
Thanks senpai <3 how many abduction/adduction do I need to do? That'll be it more or less, I'll be back in a few months maybe.

>>35839651
drinking definitely helps relax me just dont go overboard and get too fucked up to do anything

>>35839651
Personally I find the devils lettuce makes my ass inner sphincter much tighter, and more sensitive. When I try to fuck my ass when I'm high I'm too tight and get unpleasantly sore very quickly because of the added sensitivity.

alcohol helps me get a little more loose. I can truly relax and get into that sexy, moaning, sweaty ohgodfuckmyass head space which really helps.
It's a mental thing. It's not like jacking off, just purely physical stimulation and then bust

I like to burn some incense, maybe do some yoga stretches to relax my body and have a nice buzz on before I attempt butt stuff. Music helps too, I'm not a fan of porn videos.

You know, just get in the zone, feeling sexy and confident and just so relaxed.
Then I fuck myself until I can't stand it anymore and lightly stimulate my cock until it pushes me over the edge. I found pantiesto hold and stimulate my lubed cock while I fuck myself is wonderful, but I recently burned them all out of shame so I need to go buy more. Nothing makes me feel sexier all day than a thong up my crack.

>>35839719
I havent settled on a specific one yet, but the concept seems amazing and the reviews say they get results so I'm really curious

The feeldoe is nice, but the vibe included with is is more for her benefit than yours assuming you;re the one with the cock in you

I've wanted an njoy purewand for a while too, ever since I got the pure plug but I havent had the opportunity to acquire one yet. Is it worth it? I've read it's a great way to pound the gspot without wearing out the bumhole

>>35839726
ASK /FIT/ I'm sure theres a sticky somewhere. If not just do your max weight 5x5 reps

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>>35839679
>tfw no cute pegging gf
just
end
my
LIFE

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>>35839905
I do it at home without weights... Should I get weights?

>>35840037
I genuinely do not know how to do this exercise without weight/machine.
Um.... Side plank leg raises till failure then switch?

>>35839905
definitely recommend the purewand it's my favorite manual toy. Super easy to manipulate and it's weight really let's you feel the pressure

>>35840127
Fucking awesome, thanks man.

Will definitely pick one up next time I have the opportunity

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>>35840126
I'll try that.
Doing what's here will help as well, right?

>>35829668
I like to gape my ass by putting my face on the floor and my ass in the air. I enjoy the sensation of sucking in air into my ass and farting it out again kinda like hotkinkojo when she winks her ass. After I've cleaned myself I make myself really sloppy with coconut oil or olive oil and spit and I open my hole with balls, right now I use golf balls and juggling balls I put them in and feel it fall into my hole then I poop them out about 10 times or so. I stretch by putting in my fingers in between this, I like to insert 4 fingers and then open my hand up as much as I can take whilst inside me, after that warmup most times I have a good gape. it feels so good to gape fart between fucking myself silly and to breathe out and have my hole gaping, I do this whilst winking sometimes, all the noises, the sensation, the sloppiness and warmth, everything is so hot to me. I also like to massage my prostate but the only thing I've found around the house that works is a beer bottle which makes me so hard most times I sit on it then I wriggle around until I find my special spot. After that I do kegals whilst riding it which always makes me start to dribble pre-cum which turns me on even more, most of the time I am diamonds during this and I love the weight of my hard cock bouncing around as I ride. I find that if I slow down or stay in the same spot it makes me piss a lot I think from overstimulating my bladder which is annoying does anyone else have this? Whenever this happens my inner ass (second hole) gets super relaxed too it feels pretty good.

>>35840264
I fucking wish I could gape myself even a little bit but I'm too tight. If I try to spread or pull apart two fingers in my butt it just won't open.

>>35840198
yep, that should put you on the right track

I wish you luck on your quest for a cute butt, stay dedicated and you will become thicc

>>35840410
I am 5'6" 108lb. Will I need to put on another 5-15lb for a nice butt?

>>35840264
First off let me say that that is hot

Be careful about putting hollow glass vessels inside your body. Ever seen 1 guy 1 jar?
bad times

>>35840446
I'm 5'9'' 112-118 depending on how I eat that month
I guess yea? Try to add muscle not fat. You could easily pack 5 pounds pf muscle onto your thighs/ass and look fine as hell

>>35840360
Put your face down and ass up and relax it will open naturally if you play long enough, it feels good. Next time you gotta fart get in position and you will gape naturally, the internal pressure pulls the ass into itself kinda when you are in that position. The only other position I can gape in is if I am upside down every other position I don't gape at all.

>>35840506
I don't put it in the blunt end as I can't fit it in I use the end you drink from but yeh everytime I play that video is in the back of my mind a little bit lol.

>>35840506

Alright ill try it.
Will try getting my diet better and exercising correctly.. I will try the "road to 5k" even though I can run 5k in 27min just not straight... Dunno how much free time I have for it but I'll give it a shot.

>>35840606
Oh man, That face down ass up and relaxed is completely true. If my pelvic floor and upper legs/ass are relaxed I just kind of fall open and being in that position and able to tighten/close and relax/open is instant boner.

hey fuckboys
I live in the third world and I was wondering about buying a regular dildo
I'm looking at reputable sellers that don't make things from plastic that gives colon cancer right away and I narrowed it down to the durex branded ones, namely durex play pure fantasy

is it good for a beginner?

>>35840706
eating lots of plants and a healthy diet also makes for easier 'prep' if you know what I mean.
It all just comes out clean

>>35840741
Silicone toys are good as long as you dont use silicone based lubricant, they'll react

Don't know about that particular model but all my toys are surgical grade silicone or stainless steel

stainless plays nice with all lubes and you can clean it with whatever soap or boiling water it doesnt matter

>>35840789
yeah checked some stianless items recommended throughout the thread and at that time they are a bit out of my price range, not sure If I'm going to be investing in this stuff just yet.

also, does the vibration actually do anything?

>>35840751
Alright, thanks a lot anon! Love you

>>35840847
Vibration can be incredible, as long as it is powerful and you are able to direct it where you need it.
ie deep within the bunghole to directly buzz the prostate

I've wanted a hitatchi wand with the attachment so I can vibrate my prostate into oblivion

>>35840935
ok, I suppose I'll report back with the results in a couple days

>>35840751
>>35840903
Just asking, after a month there should be a change for the better, right?
My bf said that I look like "traps from doujins" so I guess that means I ain't that bad... Just want to look nice when I meet him soon.

>>35841224
Post pics, I doubt you look like traps from doujins

>>35841224
No,any workout routine takes at least six weeks of consistent and regular exercise for your first pump (swollen muscles from first workout) to be the new resting normal.

keep it up for like 12/24 weeks for lasting gains, but you should keep doing it indefinitely as to keep dem gains

>>35841342
I don't feel comfortable with posting pics... Sorry
>>35841495
Oh, thanks anyways.

>>35841508
Man if you commit to the routine and it becomes a habbit you can remain fine as hell indefinitely

It's just a matter of scraping together the amount of effort required

six months of not missing a day and I guarantee you'll have visible results you can be proud of

>>35841508
>>35841495
Gonna do it till June 28th, hopefully butt will be better and fill my skinny jeans... It's not filling a 26/28 too well

>>35841559
might as well keep going till august 28th for dat magnificent ass

>tfw you jiggle around and the dildo pushes harder against your prostrate

>>35839908
He's such a slut for it, it gets me off seeing how well he takes it. You'll find your pegging gf someday anon, don't worry.

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>recently got a foxtail plug and a tub of coconut oil based lube
>put the plug in, feel really cute and start wagging my hips enjoying the sensation of the tail as it brushes by my thighs
>feels good.jpg
>start to do my daily squats with the plug inside
>giggle as the tail wags with each squat and the furr brushes against my legs
>get really hard
>feel the plug grinding against the inner rectal muscles
>start to moan softly at first, but gradually get louder as the sensation builds, pre-cum starts to drip from the tip of my cock
>keep squating at a steady pace, lose track of how many i've done
>squeal really loud and cum all over the floor

tfw it felt better than any of my dildos, the only thing that feels better is a man who knows how to please an ass. I've been doing my exercises with a plug in for the past week, feels amazing to cum while working out.

What are some good songs to fuck your ass to? Anyone?

Just fucked my ass in chastity with dildo. Really went at it, was sweating and writing all over the place. Didn't cum but somehow feel relieved. Must be how girls who have sex but don't cum feel.

>>35842425
take a video of it

>>35829668
Bumper cars which is not original p

>>35830424

What do you think enemas do? It makes poop go in your rectum, a place poop usually isn't found. Unless you have constant diarrhea or plan to go 8"+ an enema will only make things dirtier. You should be able to feel if there's anything in your rectum. If it's clear it's buttstuff time, if not then just go poo and wait a while before playing.

I never enema and my toys are clean after. Just a bit of lube.

>>35842602
I could record a video sometime.

>>35830521
Why is it bad? And what are you supposed to use instead?

>>35843262
using soap as lube is no different from drinking it, in fact it's worse. Your rectal lining is absorbant. Ever heard of the people putting vodka in their ass and promptly dying of alcohol poisoning? those stories are true. I'm not entirely sure why vaseline or oil is fine though

>>35839450
njoy is love, its so amazing

>>35830669
>tfw im literally smaller than the small sized dildo

>>35844065
dimensions are 5.75" length and 5.5" girth

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How exactly does one stimulate the prostate?

I've put things up my butt before but this kind of thing never happened to me

>>35836904
Maximum jealous m8

>tfw want to try it out but too embarrassed to go to a sex shop and buy a prostate massager
>tfw cant order online incase parents see package and start asking questions

>>35842682
This. I used to think I had proper enemas with 3 or so rinses. Then I found a place that had personal enema stations so I wanted to make sure I was really clean from the opportunity. Used lots of water and I got way more poop out than I'd ever gotten.

Unless you're gonna be banging for 4+ hours, a superficial rinse is fine provided your diet is in order.