What's it like to have a gf or wife?

>>36002391
It's hell,,,all women are horrible

>>36002391

whats it like to have an attractive gf

At first it's nice because you have someone touching your dick, but gradually you realize that the 23 years of your life you spent as a kissless virgin conditioned you to feel more comfortable alone, and her demands for attention, no matter how slight or reasonable, gradually become so much pressure that the very idea of being in a relationship causes you to become anxious. Then you start ghosting her and she tries to be understanding of your emotional problems, until ultimately you dump her because you realize that you are being a complete shithead towards her and she deserves better. Then you never have a gf again. That's at least how it went for me, 27 now.

>>36002391

>tfw no Gal gf

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It's alright, but it can get repetitive and tiring. I've been with my gf for a little over 4 years and the only reason I stuck around that long is because I have a kid with her. Not saying I don't care about her, though.

A common goal does really help unite people to put aside their differences.

>>36002561
Shut up you normal fuck

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>>36002518
I did this, but I stopped before right before I secured a gf.
It all just clicked and I was like why am I about to go in a relationship when im such a broken person thats just going to fuck it up. She can do better and she did do better.

>>36002518

I haven't had a gf but sometimes I imagine something similar happening to me. I have been alone for 30 years. I live life according to my freedom and I feel as soon as I step into a relationship, I'm trapped because there's a pressure you have to live up to, a responsibility to be a good boyfriend. Did you feel a sense of relief when you left her? Does it make you not care whether you have a gf or not? Do you plan on getting a gf again one day when you are ready?

>>36002391
its a whole sphere man, goes from "mom you can fuck" to "partners in crime" and, like everything, has its ups and downs

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>>36002581
This thread was asking what it's like, so I answered. Sorry that you feel so mad about it.

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>>36002605
What's it like having someone?

;_;

>>36002391
It's great to always have someone to do stuff with, especially if you're a friendlet like me. They talk a lot though and expect you to listen and remember details about what they tell you. Sometimes they're a little annoying, but for the most part, it's great. Sex is a bonus.

>>36002660
I already answered in my previous post, anon. Unless you'd like me to go into more detail. I don't think you want that.

>>36002660
Kill yourseld delinquent

>>36002668

What if she has friends though? I get jealous if she pays attention to anyone that's not me! Just suck my dick and only love me goddammit!

>>36002697
I want the details, p-please. When you wake up and see her asleep first thing. When you make breakfast together and laugh about all of your shared memories. When you smile seeing her text come in at work... ;_;

>>36002710
Fuck you. What did I do?

>>36002598
>Did you feel a sense of relief when you left her?
Yes. She was very understanding and didn't pressure me to stay because she could tell I wasn't comfortable dating, she honestly was a pretty great girl.
>Does it make you not care whether you have a gf or not? Do you plan on getting a gf again one day when you are ready?
I'm honestly not sure. Obviously I get lonely sometimes, but relationships are hard, selfless work if you want them to go anywhere. It isn't like you just fall in love and things work themselves out. I also have major depressive disorder that doesn't respond well to treatment, and I really can't see myself ever being healthy enough to have a functional relationship. I feel like it would be selfish of me to expect a girl to put up with that shit.

>>36002765
Lol straightfags are so gay. Loving faggy women and shit

>>36002765

I'm similar to you anon. I want the details on all the romantic stuff. I got laid once and I was like this is bullshit, sex is pointless if it's not with someone I care for. I WANT A GIRL TO CUDDLE WITH THAT HAS 1000 MEMORIES IN HER HEAD OF US DOING SWEET THINGS FOR EACH OTHER.

>>36002862
IoI. So gayy

I dunno exactly, but I came close earlier this year. This bitch really wanted to be my gf and it was terrible, she kept messaging me, wanted to meet up all time, she tried to tell me about her stupid life (where she went with friends, what they did, inane shit like that) without me even asking, bitched that I don't care about what's going on in her life etc. I cut her off. Pain in the ass. I don't think I want a gf.

>>36002806
You're the actual fag, fag.

>>36002862
Give me a hug, anon. Now get the FUCK out of my board. Reminder you can't be a robot if you're not a virgin. REEEEE.

>>36002927

I got laid ONCE. I lost my virginity and then I didn't even care. It's been 11 years because I realized I don't even want sex unless it's in a relationship.

>>36002765

Not the anon youre begging for 2nd hand feels from. But I can help.

Best feeling in the world for me is usually early in the morning. My girlfriend will usually roll over. We kiss and then she falls asleep on my chest. Then every once and awhile she'll nuzzle her face in and I almost die from how cute it is. Nothing beats that feeling desu.

>>36002765
Well, alright. I'll try to go into a lot of detail.
>When you wake up and see her asleep first thing.
Not as romantic as you think. I always sneak out of bed early in the morning to 420blazeit before anyone wakes up. Also, she sleeps completely covered by blankets and pillows, so not much to see when I wake up
>When you make breakfast together
This, I have fun doing. We're both pretty good cooks and have restaurant experience, so we enjoy cooking with each other. It gets kinda competitive sometimes, though.
>When you smile seeing her text come in at work...
Only if it's important. I've been with her for 4 years and have a kid, anon. The "honeymoon" stage is over for me. I mean, we're still nice to each other, but we're not all over each other like when I was 18 and she was 17.

We're more like good friends/roommates now who occasionally do "couple-ish" things.

But I don't like getting texts from her 'cause she texts me stupid shit sometimes like how weird something was she tasted at the supermarket or whatever.

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>>36003004
> tfw

Why am I cursed? I can carry a conversation well. I know how to make people laugh. I'm decent enough in terms of "muh aesthetixx xD", and I have a good job, promising academics, confidence, personality... the fucking works.

>>36003004

That sounds nice and all but I usually have terrible morning breath. Can't I brush my teeth before we kiss? Or do you just love each other so much you don't care about eachother's mouth smelling like open ass?

>>36003028

Is it depressing to see the honeymoon phase go away? Why did you have a child? That sounds like hell. You can never take it back and the kid might grow up to not even appreciate you.

>>36003049
> not brushing with brand-name Closed Ass (tm) toothpaste to make your mouth smell like closed ass instead of open when you wake up

>>36003049

I just ignore if her breath smells bad and just kiss her neck. Its generally not that big a deal.

>>36003117
This. There's no spark (xDD relationship memes no one gives a shit about anymore because its 2017 and promiscuity isn't shunned) so why bother?

Don't you feel like there's someone even better out there?

>>36002727
Our relationship is very symbiotic so we both prioritize each other over anyone else. She says she wants to be a good mother for my child, so Jealousy ruins relationships so I try to calm my self everytime I get jealous. Which is a lot.

>>36003183
> our relationship is very symbiotic
XDDD

>>36003117
>Is it depressing to see the honeymoon phase go away?
Nope. We both matured and our relationship evolved. It was a teenage love thing and now I guess we act more like a married couple. I'm technically legally married to her.
>Why did you have a child?
Because I had unprotected sex.
>sounds like hell
It's pretty chill, actually. Her family really likes me and let me work at their bakery and live with them. I don't see why my kid would grow up not appreciating me, but if she grows up to be a bitch, that's on her once she's 18, I guess.

>>36003176
>Don't you feel like there's someone even better out there?
Nope. She's the best one for me desu. It's not a lose of spark. More like growing up and whatnot.

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>>36002391
Nice at first, but not as great as it seems.

>>36002518
This same thing is happening to me right now, but I live with my gf so it's impossible to ever get any real time to myself. I want to break up with her but I can't afford the rent on my own, so instead I'm stuck living in hell with a woman who drives me fucking insane, and I treat her like shit as a result.
It didn't start that way, we both loved each other, it just gradually degraded as I became more and more annoyed with her presence and she became more and more annoyed with my tendency to withdraw from her as much as possible.
Nothing sucks more than wanting to be alone when you live with someone who only wants to spend time with you. It's a horrible situation and I'd highly recommend you heed my warning, robots.
I know you're reading this and thinking I'm just an asshole and that you would love to have a girl who wants to be around you all the time, but trust me, I thought the same thing, until I found out that we're robots for a reason, and another person's constant presence and demands for your attention will drive you up the fucking wall after a while.
Don't get stuck here like me. I'm genuinely considering joining the military just to get away from her, that's how bad it is.

>>36003226
>>36003176

>promiscuity isn't shunned
>so why bother?
>XDDD

YOU ARE JEALOUS.

>>36003275

If you could do it all over again, would you choose a robot gf instead? She would want alone time away from you too. It's better balanced that way.

>>36003253
How did you meet your gf? Please tell me in detail so I can pretend that it's me.

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>>36003049
>That sounds nice and all but I usually have terrible morning breath

guessing you don't floss at night. if you don't put the effort in you don't deserve good morning breath

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>>36003353
I met her when I was 16. She was 15. My aunt knew her family and she also went to the same high school as me. I had just come from a different country so I couldn't speak the native language, but our interactions started out with her trying to teach me her language (she couldn't speak english) so we had a language barrier and I was too much of a lazy retard to actually put in effort to learn a foreign language at the time.

I was pretty good friends with her since we went to the same school and my aunt visited her family's bakery a lot but I never saw her in a romantic/sexual way until after highschool.

Mainly because she was weird in highschool and not my type at all. I was into thicc, confident bitches and she was a meek, tiny little loser girl with who hung out with the same two weird girls at school every damn day.

But after highschool, one thing led to another and somehow we ended up together. Tbh it was all kind of blur since I had just discovered you could get weed in the country at the time and was also homeless for a short period, so a lot was going on with me. She kinda stabilized me out, I guess.

Anything else you'd like to know, anon? I don't mind telling you, but I'd feel bad if all this is doing is making you sad.

>>36003562

Dude, it's the tongue. I go to sleep all clean and when I wake up it's gross. Happens overnight.

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>>36002518

This feel is known to me, brother. We are truly the architects of our own misrable fate.

>>36003630
get tongue scrapers and use them if you ever have a girl over

>>36003600

I feel the sadness, but watching all the other robots suffer gets me off. Bring on the suffering.

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>>36003278
Fuckin' sniped. You're right. I'm jealous. I pretend I'm content in front of friends & family. But deep down, I just want to be in a genuine relationship ._.

>>36003343
Yes, I think that would be ideal. I'd choose a gf who wants to be alone a lot and doesn't mind if I don't want to spend time with her at that particular moment.
It would be nice if we could play vidyuh together and genuinely enjoy sitting together in silence instead of every 5 seconds being filled with some stupid blabber about something dumb.
I'd rather date an ugly girl with these traits than a hot girl who constantly whines that I don't spend enough time with her or take her out anywhere.

>>36003600
>she was a meek, tiny little loser girl with who hung out with the same two weird girls at school every damn day.
Literally my dream gf

>>36003771
I know /r9k/ loves the introverted, nerdy girl but at the time I was into porn-star looking thicc bitches 'cuz I was dumb 16 year old virgin spic.

Plus, her friends were just really weird, man.

>>36002862
b-but only if shes a virgin because muh standards must remain high!!

>>36003275
Why dont you just tell her you need space? Is the bitch really THAT annoying she can't take a hint? I always read about communication being a key in the relationship.

>>36004069
I have. That's what we fight about.

>>36002391
It's kinda cancerous desu, i have a crazy gf atm and no matter how much i hint she should move out and get a life she clings to me like a leech.

I'm a naturally good person so i'll just show as much desinterest as possible instead of just kicking her out physically.

We argue a lot because she doesn't agree with a lot of things i do yet she doesnt leave.

Women are overall like that, all but one of my exes were crazy, i dont even know what they found attractive in me, i look manly but i'm overweight (by european standards aka 90 kg/180m).

>>36003907
What was your last conversation with your gf about? Do you guys fight often? What was the last fight about? What language do you speak with her?

pls tell me

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>>36003743
>tfw i have a NEET robot gf like that and she hates when i take her out

>>36002598
You don't have to live up to any standards if you get a similar minded girlfriend though.

it's like drugs, at first is fun and games, women are soft warm and you can stick your dick inside and feel good then they want attention money they genuinely enjoy to make you mad. I've had many girlfriends but since two years no more, women are stupid and not interesting at all, not even stimulating. they're just good to fuck

>>36002862
I would trade you my clingy girlfriend anytime. I hate that shit, i want space.

>>36002862
You'll either break up and those memories will sour, or one of you will die and those memories will sour.

I know this will make people scream at me but my friend has a gf and I see most of what goes on between them. She gets REALLY mad when another girl talks to him and tries to play it off in any way. She talks to him about shit but does not chew his ear off. She finds it insanely creepy when guys try to hit on her or check her out. She puts up with us playing vidya and watching anime though she really likes a few of the games/anime. I feel if I had a relation ship somewhat similar to theirs the ups would outweigh the downs. But i dont know everything about them. I would say its hard to generalize down to the single case but its not fun playing russian roulette when lossing means being a cuck or having to deal with a crazy bitch.

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>>36004228
I think my last conversation with her had to do something about food. We don't fight a lot, but when we do, it gets weird. The last fight we had was like 2 weeks ago or something. She went apeshit because our daughter was chewing on a nug of weed that I had left on the table by accident.

I speak english to her, and she responds back in her native tongue. She claims she can't speak english, but she can understand it. I switch to her language if I need to emphasize or if I'm shit-talking.

That's the last of what I'll tell you. Have a great day (or night) anon.

>>36003253
>>36003600
When do you actually work in said bakery, Osaka anon? It seems like you're always on here.

>>36002765
Well anon I can't really tell you about that stuff because I'm only 18 but I can tell you having a gf is pretty nice but kinda can suck at times too. My gf is super fucking beta, I'm her first boyfriend and I was her first kiss and all that stuff. I don't really see why people on here want like a beta/autistic girlfriend because that shit goes from being cute to being annoying really fast. Tbh, having a beta gf makes you more alpha because you have to initiate everything and carry more weight in the relationship. But she's super sweet and it's the little things like snapping each other goodmorning or kissing her when I drop her off to class or even just holding her in my arms when we chill that makes it worth it. Plus her mom makes bomb ass Korean food so that helps

>>36002391
That girl is so beautiful. It saddens me because deep down inside she's probably a typical vapid whore.

>>36004396
Different anon here. When you guys were both teenagers and were together who would initiate the dates? Was it just you and she passively went along with it, it would she give initiations too? I'm interested in the ratio.

I have something like a gf but we barely meet, sometimes a month would go by without a meetup, an it's like 90% me givig initiative.

>>36004647
Anyone else that is in/was in a relationship feel free to respond to. I need a ratio

So I just got a gf and lost my virginity in the past two months after 21 years, guess I'm not a robot anymore.

It's great but I still have no idea what the fuck I'm really in for in the long run.

>>36004606
how old is your gf anon

>>36004706
Same age. It sucks because we are going to different unis and we both want to keep what we have going but I know deep down it probably isn't going to work out

>>36004647
For me, it was mostly the guy initiating dates that included various activities (going to parks, events, zoos, etc.) - mostly because the girl had no idea what was available. But for just dinner/lunch invites, it was mostly the girl who initiated.

>>36004687
Me and my partner initiate it half and half. But we're NEETS so its more like "lets watch a movie together" or other homebody activities. We do not do out on dates.

>>36004765
Is the half and half thing a rule you guys have talked about to keep it fair, or more like an unspoken rule?

Married anon here. Currently getting the silent treatment from my wife. We had a fight two days ago. I had asked her not to kiss me there (stomach, I am extremely ticklish and she had just tickled me, so the response was in overdrive) and she kissed me on the lower chest to be a smartass. I called her out on not respecting a temporary personal boundary and she yelled something along the lines of "OK BOSS MAN" in my face like a petulant teenager. It devolved into me telling her to fuck off and telling her that was a really bitchy thing to say in the bitchiest way possible. She claims I was yelling when I was explaining why I was upset initially, but she was overreacting to me getting a little louder and slower so she could understand what I had to explain 5 different ways to her. She's not stupid, but plays it well when she wants to be "right".

Yesterday she "apologized" but she didn't think she was wrong to disrespect me as a person like she did (how I see it) , so the "sorry" was not very meaningful, and I abruptly cut her off and told her her apology is meaningless when she throws "but" in there. She got upset with me because she wasn't done taking, but I'd heard enough and told her as much.

This morning everything seemed fine, but now that we're home from work, silent treatment. To me (and our son for a little while). I might sleep on the couch tonight. Passive-aggressive softball at its finest.

Most days, weeks, or even months aren't like this. Usually it's pretty chill and we mostly just take care of shit around the house and do shit together, talk, plan our lives, play with the kid, etc. We don't really get all cuddly anymore, but that's after 4 years of marriage. Days like this, though, I wonder how long it'll be until I'm served divorce papers.

>>36004647
For me mostly I would say hey when are you free we should do something on X date and she would have an idea.

>>36004747
During your dates you she every lean in for a kiss or was that only you? How would it go with hand holding and cuddling?

>>36004862
Would she*

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>>36004844
>going nuclear on your wife for being a smartass/making a joke instead bantering back

Jesus christ anon what the fuck is wrong with you, she was taking the piss. Seriously what the fuck is goddamn wrong with you, you actually manage to get a woman who will marry you and then you yell at her for kissing you on the chest

>doesn't even cuddle her anymore

NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUMBASS

>>36003136
Underrated my robot friend

>>36004844
You were being a faggot.

Kill urself, and your kid, and your wife.

But not before you get out you fucking normal scum.

>>36002581
This!

All you normies have to get the FUCK out!

>>36004844
Is this your first marriage? How old are you?
also what >>>>36004901 said.
I would love to simply have a wife and an affectionate one at that. Most women just want sex nowadays. I think you should have been a bit more beta towards her, I mean, all women are like that anyways. They always need to be smart asses.

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>>36004844
God you sound autistic as hell. I'm married too and have recieved silent treatment but to sperg out over getting tickled is pathetic.

Also the fact that you're so non-chalant about a divorce [pssibly hapening despite being in a commited marriage with kids is pretty sad and selfish.

>>36004811
An unspoken rule. It just naturally happened.

>>36004844
Stop being a whiny cunt, if you love her deal with it, it's just a fucking apology, be the better person and be nice to her get her some flowers, cook her dinner fuck.

>>36004978
He doesn't even have to be beta, just pretend to be angry (in a way that it is obvious you're not really mad) and manhandle her a bit or idk, do literally anything other than be a little faggot bitch

>>36004862
Well that's a tricky question. We're from two different cultures - the guy's culture doesn't really approve of PDA; hand-holding in public is somewhat acceptable. The girl's culture doesn't really care about PDA. So in public, the girl might have tried to initiate some kisses but been gently rebuffed whereas in private, it was more 50/50. Handholding is usually initiated by the girl, cuddling by the guy. This is just my experience with my one partner, however.

>>36005097
It's because he's a normie. Normies hate affection.

>>36004573
I'm always on 4chan, anon. Always. I'm mostly a phoneposting degenerate though as I post and browse here while doing others things.

When watching my baby, I can browse and post. Even when I'm at work or right after or before training. Right now I just finished preparing some breakfast for my kid and refilling her bottle, all while phoneposting.


I downloaded the Mimi app for the phone. If anyone could recommend me a better app for phoneposting, let's hear it.

You guys make the world so much more interesting, I love having this little community in my pocket.

>>36004647
Mostly 50/50. A lot of the times we just discussed where we wanted to go and went there after deciding upon something.

>>36005009
What the fuck board am I on?

Ok, listen to me: this behavior is why you don't get a gf. /r9k/ talks mad shit about hating women and then gets all "you are my everything" when they actually see them. Literal spaghetti. I had asked her to stop. This has been a problem before. She wanted to piss me off. She got her wish.

>>36005176
>When watching my baby, I can browse and post.
Considering you just fought with your wife over your baby eating your weed, perhaps you should be more attentive to your child and put down the phone.

Anyway, I saw an ad for your father-in-law's bakery. The cheesecake looked weird. Do you enjoy the products?

>>36005004
That's how I see it should be to, once the relationship becomes official anyway. Othetwise if only one person is pushing the wheel it's pretty easy to assume the other person dosnt really care and goes along with it out of formality

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>>36005232
>being so autistic that he doesn't understand how women like to mess around without ACTUALLY trying to get you mad

literally kys, have you never heard of something called BANTER? Like honestly, if she wanted to piss you off she'd have bitten your dick not kissed your chest

wtf is wrong with you faggot

>>36004989
It's not about that, it's about respecting boundaries. I asked her not to and she kept doing it.

The divorce thing was obvious hyperbole. For someone calling others autistic, you sure cannot read between the lines.

>>36005292
I think the virgin trying to tell me about women needs to get back in his lane. I know my wife. She was pushing buttons, not being cute.

>>36005308
I have diagnosed autism I don't need you fucking reminding me of that you cuck

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>>36005339
Nigger you're not hearing me

If your wife's version of "pushing your buttons" is kissing your chest, and that legitimately upset you

then you're a fucking faggot and should definitely consider suicide

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>>36005339
i'll take her if you're that fed up wuth a KISS desu

>>36005308

Don't worry anon. I get it. I do the same thing to my gf all the time. Keeps tickling my dick with her pussy so i told her to stop.

>>36005365
I am reading exactly what you wrote. You're retarded. If she bit my dick, she would have no ability to justify her actions. She knows it bothers me. I've made it perfectly clear hundreds of times. I even gave her a clear, direct request to not do that again. I could give her an essay or an instruction book, and she'd still do it. Why? Because it irritates me and she wanted to push buttons. You don't know my wife, and you've likely never been in a relationship very long, but you might have siblings, so think of it like that. If she wants attention, there are better ways to go about it.

>>36005243
There's this lemon sponge cake they have that I really like. On new years they have some real good flavored mochi too, but we don't make those in store. Don't really like the cheesecake, even if its what they're known for. It's too sweet, overpriced, and one portion is only enough for like one little asian kid

>>36004844
Holy fuck, reading this pissed me off man. I just want beat your little beta ass into the dirt

>I called her out on not respecting a temporary personal boundary
I wonder when she'll wake up and realize she married a massive nu-male faggot

>She makes me dinner and gives it to me every day.
>She lets me sleep in while she does chores.
>She takes it like a champ while I grope her every time I pass her.
>She sticks my head between her tits so I can fall asleep all cosy.
>She brings me home nice things like chocolate and tools she saw on offer
>She tells me she loves me every day, even though we've been together 5 years
>She knows my body inside out and makes me cum buckets when she knows my balls need emptying
>She makes phonecalls on my behalf and deals with the logistics of running the house
>She stays with me even though I've been unemployed for years
>She leaves me alone when I'm gaming
>She grabs my head and sticks my face in her cleavage when she thinks I'm in a bad mood
>She takes my load in her pussy 4 times a week
All in all, it's pretty awesome.

This >>36005365
She was literally just being cute but you're too much of an autist faggot. You should just spare her and serve those divorce papers and be alone like you were meant to

woops, this was meant for you faggot >>36005595
>>36005554

>>36005562
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Japanese cheesecake in general. Too sweet and fluffy. What Japanese call "rare cheesecake" is where it's at.

The lemon sponge cake sounds nice. I'll have to try it if I'm in Osaka again.

>>36005576
Perfect partner. How did you find her?

>>36005667
Just got lucky I guess. I stopped giving a shit about women and concentrated on myself, and then she popped up.

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>>36005554
Ohhh my god nigger I'm literally a 4chan autist but even I can fucking tell she wants you to be less uptight and more playful with her

jesus fucking christ just bite her titty or slap her ass the next time she does that or idk, whatever you can do to mildly annoy her in a playful way.

>>36005563
I guess /r9k/ really does side with women immediately, regardless of what they've done in the past. I'll bet you're the pinnacle romantic fantasy, rather than some pissant threatening to beat people up from the safety of your mom's boyfriend's computer. You're not even smart enough to know what a nu-male is, other than it's whatever you don't like about guys you're jealous of. Not putting up with bullshit isn't beta. Fawning over women who would never give you the time of day is. Just because she's my wife, doesn't mean I have to take her shit with a smile. She'd leave me if I was that much of a spineless loser.

>>36005761
>Muh he-man woman haters

No faggot, you're just a massive sperg. This isn't about siding with a woman, this about you being a fucking child in a relationship. A girl kisses your neck, even if she was pushing your buttons, and you sperg out.

> I'll bet you're the pinnacle romantic fantasy, rather than some pissant threatening to beat people up from the safety of your mom's boyfriend's computer. You're not even smart enough to know what a nu-male is, other than it's whatever you don't like about guys you're jealous of.
This sounds like a roastie wrote it. You really are a nu-male. She can tell that you've got a stick up your ass and you're no fun, she probably lets Tyrone and his crew fill her up every day jajajajajajaja

>>36005753
She knew what she was doing and it wasn't that. We've been together for 5 years. There are better ways to get my affection, as they actually don't irritate the fuck out of me. You're very dense.

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>>36005761
nigga this board literally has woman hate threads every day and we're telling you that you're being the faggot in this situation

She's kissing you on the chest stop being gay and grab her ass or something if she's annoying you

>>36005883
>she knows that simply kissing you on the chest will piss you off

well maybe that's the problem anon, if you're the kind of person who's such an anal faggot that he has an autismo spergfest over being kissed on the chest then MAYBE she doesn't respect you as a person or respect your boundaries because of how much cock you obviously take up your ass on a regular basis

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>>36005883
>ohmuhgerd muh wufe wnts 2 kss me im so upsetti

A fucking wizard deserves her more than you do

>>36005893
Why would I reward bad behavior?

>>36005883
Not joking here man, but give her to me. You don't deserve to be married.

>>36005933
You deserve exactly what you have because you're unwilling to set boundaries. You would reward a girl that cheated on you with more love and attention, expecting she'll change.

>>36005930
It's that one thing and I'm extremely ticklish. It's really not much to ask of her. I even told her if she wanted a kiss my face was available. She knows I hate it. There's probably shit you hate that you'd know about if you ever got into a long term relationship.

>>36005658
They got branches in Tokyo, wey. Though ours is better.

>>36005761
Not taking anyone's side, but anon. Banter is perfectly healthy in a relationship. I think it's part of it. I shit talk my girl all the time, and she does the same to me Sometimes our real fights turn into shit-talking, and one of us just ends up laughing and we're not mad anymore.

She's your friend, bro. Not trying to give relationship advice and maybe she is disrespecting your boundries and you're in the right, but in my honest opinion

The best way to stay happy with a bitch is to not only consider her your gf/wife, but consider her your actual friend. Not saying my relationship is perfect, but just the 2 cents of a guy in a 4 year one.

>>36005957
She would walk all over you and get bored.

>>36002862
>I got laid once and I was like this is bullshit, sex is pointless if it's not with someone I care for.
>>36002985
>I realized I don't even want sex unless it's in a relationship.

These guys get it.

I'm married, and overall the relationship that's much more meaningful than the sex. Sex is nice, of course, but in itself it isn't "meaningful" -- it's the closeness and the relationship that are the meaningful things.

Even tho I'm married, I'm still qualified to post here because I was a wizard all the way up to age 39, something very few of you will actually experience.

>>36006034
Nah man, she wouldn't. She'd have fun and would be relieved I'm not a spergy little bitch with a stick up my ass

>>36006012
It really wasn't banter. We have plenty of banter. That wasn't the right time, place, or method of having banter. Trust me, I know her well enough to understand the difference. She wanted to fight. There's probably something else bothering her, honestly, but she needs time to cool off before I approach the subject again.

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>>36006093
Wait, you have a son too? How old is your son?

>>36006159
Old enough to realize his dad's a bitch

>>36004844
>I called her out on not respecting a temporary personal boundary
Jesus fucking Christ man don't be so uptight about this shit. She's just wants to have fun with you.

Get her some fucking flowers and set up a sincere apology. I don't know what else to tell you. Godspeed, friend

>>36006012
I'm closer to Osaka and haven't been there in a while. I like Osaka better than Tokyo, anyway.

>>36006057

What changed at 39 you fucker?! Don't give me false hope.

Too all the robots shitting on the anon who got into a fight with his wife because she was kissing him. Cut him some slack. He's 40+ already. Chances are, the kissing might've actually been uncomfortable.

I tickled my grandmother once and she almost had a stroke.

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>>36006159
>>36006093

she's definitely fucking the son on the side

>>36005971
>You deserve exactly what you have because you're unwilling to set boundaries
You set a boundary on your FUCKING CHEST

She's your fucking wife, not your fucking business partner. Your marriage doesn't to be so damn formal, so don't be so uptight. Sort yourself out; stop being a little bitch and go along with her fun. You might find that you're having fun with her too. And if it really fucking bothers you, just tell her nicely and explain that shit to her, even if she doesn't respect your wish the first time because she likely doesn't see it as a big deal, and understandably so

>>36004844
>I had asked her not to kiss me there (stomach, I am extremely ticklish and she had just tickled me, so the response was in overdrive) and she kissed me on the lower chest to be a smartass.
Stupid cunt. You're lucky to have such a playful wife

>>36006007
>She knows I hate it.
And what's better? Getting the cold shoulder, or getting kissed on your chest?

Maybe she was mad at you and wanted to get back, and look what you chose. At least the kiss meant the problem was small and could be solved with minimal effort. The fuckign cold shoulder is a bigger problem

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There is this girl who showed interest in me, and started to make moves on me, i didn't knew how to handle that attention, she would text me all the time and wanted to hang out, e did sorta dated for a few weeks, but i always felt like i was wasting her time, that she would soon realise that i was a weird forever alone, the feeling og unworthiness was too much to handle, i started to push her away, she could not understand my behavior and neither i wanted to explain. It really hurts to feel so low value that you have to push people away from you.

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>>36005971
>implying I have a girl
No faggot, I'm just saying, you don't deserve her. Your wife didn't fucking cheat on you she kissed you. Big difference.

Imagine an adult with the brain of a teenager. Imagine that person with little to no self control making terrible decisions and you're left to bail her out every time.

>>36002518
this is why I only have LDRs

>usually apart
>get to be the hero and do crazy shit when actually together
>get to take a long break after
>if it goes sour no fucks are given
>rinse and repeat

>>36006769
Imagine being this mad, oversimplifying things into "it was just a kiss" and getting mad when that is what your girl says when she cheats on you.

>>36007746
Yeah but she was kissing her HUSBAND you autismal fucking retard.

its p comfy. but since im antisocial and kind of robotic her clingyness and emotional questions bug me. im trying to figure out how to spend less money on her, we go out too much. im a grad student and she cost me like 80 bucks this weekend, shit adds up. trying to cook in. she doesnt like cuddling while sleeping so that is annoying. she likes sex a lot to the point of it being too much for my opiate stained libido. it is kinda nice to cuddle with someone who cares about you. i think im slightly emotionally healthier with her. suicide is still a daily thought but she gives me some light

>>36002518
wew lad

Is anyone looking for a chill online gf? Just someone to be intimate and hang out with! Would be fun~~

>>36007996
are you a very original gril?

>>36008026
Yes with some crazy issues here and there, but I have it under control! (I think)


I'm just really desperate and friendless rip and I probably have nothing to offer except shitty company

>>36002391
If it's a good relationship, comfy. Once the discovery phase is over, if you really know her you know how to start her fire or her fury, and the key to it lasting will be whether or not you *choose* to consciously invoke your partner's pleasure.

>>36008094
only if you're cute. I got standards

>>36007770
That doesn't give her the right, especially if he said no. Personal space is a big deal to some people. You should understand that, being autistic yourself.