>be cutiepie girl
>go upstairs to anon's house
>things are getting hot and heavy
>he offers me an apple to eat
>I say sure
>he gets up and takes an apple from his bowl and runs it under the tap
...What kind of man would do something so wimpy? He can't handle raw fruit?
>>36102259
Happen this did not
>>36102259
explain what's wimpy?
>>36102307
Wimp detected. Go boil your apples.
Then go fuck pesticide-ingesting Chad instead.
>>36102587
>pesticides
>on fruit
Okiee buddy.
>>36102641
>>36102259
http://www.self.com/story/does-rinsing-fruit-before-you-eat-it-actually-do-anything
Anon did it because he cares about you, you dumbass.
>>36102259
That image looks like pic related except worse
>>36103047
>Not recognizing who that is
Get the fuck out
Since when is deciding not to inject poison "wimy" stop trying to find something wrong when there isnt
>gross dirty little mexican man picks the apple
>you eat the apple without washing it so you're licking his hand
you are a retard. there's dirt, insects, feces, and all sorts of other shit on that apple skin. you need to wash it off unless you're a retard.