>tfw no large Orc waifu to suplex you and make you lick their

That's a pretty good idea, Anon.
The only problem is that Amazonians >>>> Orcs, but either way you could say "you're a big girl" and she would say "for you" and that would be the best part of it.

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>>36303688
>tfw no giant lumpy cyclops gf

>>36303688
The closest thing IRL are tall black girls, but both would break your pelvis, OP.

The only one I can think of having a diamond pelvis is blackposter.

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th-that would be nice if that happened I think

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>>36303745
The worst part is I'm crazy for black women.

>>36303745
The "why are white people so evil" guy? No way, his pelvis would shatter like glass, and he'd probably like it.

>>36303717
>you could say "you're a big girl" and she would say "for you"
Relationship goals.

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>>36303717
p-p-please laugh

>>36303763
Well, you can just date 'em if you're any race other than Indian or Asian.
But the hard part is finding a non-ghetto one though.
>>36303774
Nonono, I mean't the real blackposter, the one that posts lots of cute black girls all over 4chan sometimes.
The one you're thinking is blackanon.

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>>36303825
I don't even care if she's ghetto. I just want a black woman to replace the one ripped out of my heart years ago.

>>36303822
>tfw no physically imposing gf to bully and humiliate me
Aside from /swole/ /brown/ /smug/ Amazonians turning you into their foot slave, what happens when they decide to tickle your feet for their amusement?

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>>36303859
Damn, but hopefully you will find the right cute and hot black girl just for you!

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>>36303929
Thanks anon. I'm hoping so too.

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I NEED an orc gf

Fuck, now I want to play Skyrim again

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>>36304018
Picked up this beauty for marriage. Gave her all my best stuff and in return she wears no boots.

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if i HAD to be in a relationship with a female orc, i'd rather her be futa
it just makes sense.

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>>36304083
>"Oh Anon, look! Harvest was plentiful for us this season!"

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>>36304122
I'm not even that into futa; think i'm agp though. It's just like, if i were to get into a relationship with a femorc, i wouldn't be with her because she was a cute female or something.
I'm sure there could be cute female orcs that I would want to dick, but it seems more likely that they would be futa than that.

>>36304185
but a girl with a vagina can still dom you

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>>36304696
that's definitely not the same anon.

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>Want Orc girl harem in skyrim
>They all have the same generic dialogue and it makes me feel lonely