/britfeel/

>>36324956
>>36324987
>>36325167
>>36325189
>>36325221

>all these off by one dubs

Are the mods trying to silence the way of Kev?

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Why is wojak thinking about Xi Jinping?

>>36325235
I dont know, maybe I was just lucky. I just kept my head down on got on with the job and things were fine. I did have rivals but it never turned really nasty

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This thread is property of the People's Republic of China

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>>36325194
Surrey white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your big beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Hey Kev could I just get one dubs please

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Why are Israeli women so damn beautiful?

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Just giving the OP image a quick fix.

What's some stuff I should do before I kill myself this week lads?

>>36325311
Kev granting one last blessing to seal the bad vibes off

>>36325340
magnificent, this makes Kev happy

>>36325348
Every drug ever and also dont kill yourself.

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>>36325311
Truly blessed.

original comment for the robot

Oh, it's great being a shill in Yinggan

>Gweilo won't dare criticise your memes

*intimidates Gweilo*

>You get to post EVERY Chinese word within a one thread radius with your slender titanium keyboard...

*cuts to Chinese posts in Yinggan*

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Oh Power Pixie grant me digits on this day

>>36325366
Truly blessed brother

Our Kev

>>36325366
>the prophecy is real
>>36325415
kev is the only giver

>>36325194

50% Kev worship
50% ''''Yinggan'''' chink shilling

Probably the worst start to a thread ever

>>36325247
Maybe these are Kev's way to test his believers by giving them the slightest taste of what they yearn. Staying strong will be the only way he thinks of one as worthy for a dubs.

I really dont like the kev meme. I know I'm in the minority but it's beyond forced. I appreciate anon likes to get his memes over but let some others have a chance

Redpill me on Kev. Does he really give dubs?

>>36325460
Truly a blessed start

ArKev

>>36325481
he's given me three sets to be honest and a trips

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>>36325481
It would appear so.

oriprob

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>>36325479

I agree, Kevposting is getting in the way of Yinggan

just watched the new doctor who. it was complete fucking shit. the new companion is so fucking ugly and annoying.

>>36325499
nice
>>36325502
>tfw I got the 44 and 555 later on in that thread praising kev

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>>36325499
call that four sets

>>36325479
>I really dont like the kev meme. I know I'm in the minority

You're not in the minority, it's just 1/2 posters forcing a shit meme

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>>36325502
I am famous
wow kev

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Kev deserves a lethal dose of crowbar

>>36325532
>1/2

You underestimate the cult of kev. I'd say it's 5-6

>>36325506
I'd say this is more forced since less people are actually taking part in it.

>>36325479
I would believe this is only temporary. Probably be dead within a week.

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>>36325553
Woooooooooooeeeeee
Let's get this party started

>>36325512
Did it start this weekend? How is she by the way besides just annoying.
I liked Peter but the writing was that shit that I just dropped it. I assume Moffat is still trying to crash it?

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Guys is it gay to want to suck a big fat cock? No-homo of course not attracted to guys just dick. What about if i dressed up as a girl?

>>36325570
Check these on for size

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>>36325553
I think you do tbqh.

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Check out these double digits lads

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>>36325661
KEV IS DONE
OVER
FALSE PROPHET

>>36325690
That wasn't even Kev. But I see he didn't bless you.

>>36325690
>>36325711
KEV IS THE FALSE PROPHET ALL HAIL LORD BATEMAN

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>>36325690
>>36325711
>>36325733
Kek Is mad at the heretic kev

>hide all kev posts
>ignore all kev posts

https://youtu.be/1plPyJdXKIY
What are you lads listening to?

>>36325808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0

No idea why even.

>>36325690
>>36325711
>>36325733
I'm sorry I ever doubted you Bateman

>>36325820
>>36325711 was clearly a Kev blessing.

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huh, hey laah. whats appenin? hey bro where did you get that hair cut bro? pffft that could never be me (nah) because if i was (but im not) id go to me barbers (deffo) and id get my doe back (straight away) pffft and id tell him (what would i tell him) "you're a proper divvy"

my life be a movie and yours about to end

Lads I hate my job, I've been looking for a new one for months but there's literally none. I thought the job market was meant to be easier with experience

>>36325872
h-hey I'll have you know I'm friends with an ex-drug dealer online. S-so leave alone pls.

>>36325872
the polish girls on the train wouldn't stop talking about this ffs

>>36325619
Legit might have a cheeky wank to think.

You can suck mine if you dress up.

>>36325415
Is that a grrrl or boy?

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>>36325984
She's a girl


orirer

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>>36326023
o ok this is my girlfriend (female) i hope you like

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>>36326023
That best no be bacon

ther's a yank flash sale on PSN
uncharted remastered 1, 2 and 3 for 8 doll hairs
is that a good deal?

>>36325808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkjXr9SrzQE

How do you meet girls on Discord without the specific intention of e-dating?

>>36326090
how much is that in real money

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another image of my girlfriend (female)

>>36326090
3 games for 8 dollars?
Of course. I just got the THQ Humble Bundle today, 16 or so games for 12 quid. Might be worth a gander if you don't know about it.

>>36326090
8 american dollars for three video games is a good deal. Also Uncharted 2 is great even if it's barely a video game in parts.

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>>36325921
>I'm friends with an ex-drug dealer online

ex for a reason, kid.

lad, ill give ya mah a skinhead

>>36325757
i might report everyone.
i know they're not breaking any rules so hopefully if i do it enough i might get banned and begone from this uncomfy hell

>>36326094
Sounds good. First time hearing this version, only heard the peter Gabriel version.

>>36326117
"""your""" girlfriend is a fat fucking sow

>>36325872
Liverpool has been B L A C K E D

ooga booga la

>>36326186
>>36325921
Yeah I'm not particularly hard lad, sorry.

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>>36326200
my girlfriend (female) is not fat pls no bully

>>36326191
I'd recommend 69 Love Songs if you liked that. However it's a three hour long album so it's a bit of a beast despite all the songs being twee pop songs.

Has britfeel always been 70% forced memes or is this a new thing?

>can hear my roommate masturbated
>getting really turned on

imagine how funny it would be if I walked in and she let me join in h-haha

>>36326254
Yes. It's just a matter of if you like that particular forced meme or not.

>>36325819
Good taste lad. Not played peace walker though. Got a PSP lying about so maybe I need to get on it.

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>>36326251
your girlfriend looks like mewtwo

>>36326252
I'll bookmark it lad and give it a proper listen tomorrow while I'm playing my games.

>>36326285
I played a port of it on the 360 a few years ago. Seemed pretty fun and I quite liked the art style of the cutscenes and menus. Never played 3 though so I don't know how much like 3 it is.

>>36326254
new thing
one was forced recently now people are trying way too hard

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>>36326306
i sed pls no bully

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>>36326251
Geeeeeeet thheeee cheese groooomit

>>36326306
kek, uncanny

>>36326319
Definitely give 3 a go mate if you've got it. Masterpiece of a game desu

>>36326338
>>36326251
Really want to see her from the back

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>>36326254

>britfeel
>forced memes

never.

Even 'forced meme' itself has become a forced meme

>>36325808
love this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEHY4f19Z2o&t=157s

>>36326379
I sadly don't. Minus tracking down a old 360 copy or play the 3DS version of all things I'm shit outta luck. Don't own a PS2 anymore, or ever owned a PS3, or Vita.

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Quick strawpoll lads on the state of britfeel

http://www.strawpoll.me/12763325

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>>36326387
this is girlfriend (female) from behind pls dont spread image on website

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>>36326416
John Cena the rapper is like John Cena the wrestler. Pretty sloppy but surprisingly good.

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>>36326023
Samantha is a QT 3.14

had the shits all day lads, pretty sure im just shitting out blood if im honest with you all its been coming out as a dark maroon colour

>>36326478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL_uWGcSBo8
yeah i actually like some of his stuff

>>36326451
>forced memes liverpool getting blacked

its been posted literally 3 times

https://youtu.be/SK_WfF6hf2E
>>36325808

>>36326560
He didn't include forced meme into the poll. It's a terrible poll.

>just wanked to scat for the first time
>was an amazing wank
>now disgusted with myself

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Morning lads, not shilling here, however thought I'd mention if any of you are interested in earning a few extra pennies.

Basically I was bored and signed up to Qmee. It installs this addon on firefox and every now and then you'll get a pop up that'll just give you money (like 4-10p), when you're searching on amazon/google.

Also every now and then surveys appear and you'll be alerted too them, they take about 3-10mins and you get some more pennies, occasionally you'll be declined if you don't meet their requirements or some shit.

Anyway just thought I'd tell you lads as this is what I got from the last 2 days of using it. It's bretty good you can withdraw the cash at any point you dont have to hit a max amount.

Just thought I'd tell my fellow NEETS out there on bennies who want a few more pennies.

pic related

>>36326614
forced meme is a good one though, in fact it's so good i think it needs to be posted more desu
flooding in the captcha, it's a sign from kek

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CHOO CHOO
NEW MEME PASSING THROUGH

>>36326665
WORSE FORCED MEME EVER!!

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>>36326698
JUST PASSING THROUGH DON'T MIND ME

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>>36326665
Memes should be felt not forced

>>36326740
all aboard the peado train choo choo

just remembered I have an unopened box of mars ice creams in the fridge
happy days

>>36326810
this post spoke to me on a personal level

>trying to play persona
>have to play in secret because if my parents find out they'll be pissed because I have work in the morning

I'm 20 years old ffs, I hate the holidays, just want to go back to my student accomodation

>>36326835
>mars ice creams in the fridge
won't they be runny?

3 hours until its light enough to go for a walk. wtf should i do in the meantime

>>36326859
I'm tired
originally

>>36326880
send us a pic of your bum and we will give you a rating

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>>36326880
Sleep silly its night time

>>36326650
Thats how I felt the first time I fapped to tranny porn, now I can fap to tranny porn with no shame and think about fucking one (less so nowadays) but I still fap to tranny porn occasionally.
You're gunna get shit all over your dick one of these days lad.
Remember me when you do

who's hitting the shops at 7am sharp to snap up cheap easter eggs?

>>36326904
I've drank about 6 cups of coffee. i'm wide awake.

>>36326983
when do you think they stop selling them. i want 1 of those heston blumenthal 1s but don't get paid till friday :(

>>36326882
go to sleep then lad, rest that tired head
or stay up and scoff all the mars ice creams for a sugar rush

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ok im sick of being cowardly
do i go full sperg and confess i like someone and tell them all the fears i have about this
or do i confess but not tell them and have all these concerns niggling in my head all the time

>>36327097
depends on what the concerns are?

i think it is best to be honest most of the time unless the concerns are just stupid

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>>36326898
fuck it why not. i rate it about a 4

>>36327126
Why are you wearing jeans at almost 3am

>>36327120
they are valid concerns but it's like i'll be convincing them why it's not a good idea
i suppose that's a good thing, gets it over with

>>36327146
because i'm going for a walk in a couple of hours.

>>36327120
not him but shouldn't you be able to voice concerns without worry of them being perceived as stupid. what somebody thinks of as stupid may be a big deal to somebody else

Should I go for a nightwalk lads?

WHO THE FUCK UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjMP_pPyhEE

>>36327338
Thoroughly depends on where you live

>>36327365
Real nigga hours isn't until 3am and also please dont steal my meme.

>>36327375
>where you live
Ashford, Surrey. Not a whole lot around but might check out the church and have a smoke

REAL NIGGA HOURS
IF U UP
HIT THAT MOTHER FUCKIN SUBMIT BUTTON

>>36327338
if it's in town or city there may still be drunkards out so be careful anon
>>36327365
yep still up

>>36327338
>tfw would love to nightwalk because I live in a comfy, safe part of Manchester but it's still Manchester

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>>36327475
I've just woken up, I really regret these sleeping hours now

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>>36327338

you should always go for a /nightwalk/ lad

lads you are in for a treat later. there is a old ww2 bunker near me and i'm going to go there when it gets light. i will document my adventure

>>36327126
8/10. reminds me of a nice comfy peach

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fuck it
odds i have a wank now
evens i have my last spliff for the day, then a wank
and let's have a wide awake waifu call as well eh

>>36327741
nice look forward to it lad, be careful though

>>36327741
Kev's blessings to you. Stay safe anon

>>36327821
where's the dubs though? thought he only blessed people with dubs.
this can't be a real kev post if it's lacking dubs

the tap is dripping but I'm comfy in bed but it driving me mad

>>36327867
the 2 min of uncomfiness used to stop the dripping will be better than a night of it

Whats the best site to stream anime lads? I've tried looking for a torrent of it but I can't find one

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>>36327902
I did it! I turned the tap off!

>>36327957
good lad, i hope you get back to comfy quickly

>>8817914
Its time lads. An expedition to another board. We've been training for this.

Anyone else find they get depressed if they don't smoke? (tobacco)

I mean, I haven't smoked about 9 months now, and I didn't smoke often before, but every so often I become completely unmotivated if I don't smoke

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>>36327957
Well done buddy! Keep it up!

HELP ME PLEASE I TOOK SLEEPING TABLETS AND THEY HAVE MADE MY WATER TASTE HORRIBLE AND I FEEL SUPPEPER DROWYS

>>36327999
Kev wills this crusade

>>36327999
>>>/ck/8817914 fuked up link

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>>36328036
The banter on /ck/ is top notch, I really should venture outside these threads

I made the mistake of making robot friends IRL. I feel like I'm being continually pulled into their echo chamber of a robot limbo.

>>36328147
Its the only other board I go on desu lad. Proper comfy on there

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>>36327761
Have a good wank, lad.
Going to book another appointment with my GP tomorrow, or today I suppose.

>>36327954
What anime, lad. I'll see if I can download it for you and put it on MEGA or something.

>>36328195
I've never cooked anything in my life. Except once when my parents went on holiday so I cooked white riced with sliced peperami in it

>>36328018
kev's dubs. if it's not dubs it's a flase kev post.
this fallacy brings doom upon the visiting lads

>>36328228
Sounds mad that lad. Seems like you might give Heston bloominell a run for his money

>>36328197
i did have a good 1 albeit a quick 1 but a week no fap'll do that to you
you going back about the sleep issues
are doctors open on bank holidays?

Made some chips and nugs t b h.

>>36328443
what you got for dippage i like a selection when i do mine bit of salad cream, ketchup and brown sauce

>lived alone for over a year now
>still act as if I have to wank in secret or hide my dong going to the bathroom

Suffering

>>36328506
Just ketchup for the nugs, the chips are the type with skin on so they are nice by themselves.

>>36328435
Trying to get therapy this time

>>36328587
im skeptical about the effect of therapy, how can talking to someone fix mental problems?

>>36328587
well i hope they help you out lad, hopefully with you going back it should show them more than herbal pills are needed
>>36328728
wouldn't it all depend on what mental problems you have. i'm on meds for depression but it still flares up, i get a lot of that is to do with the way i think about things. i'm waiting on cbt, which i think will be just as beneficial as finding the right meds

>>36328837
think I saw a therapist like 7 years ago and she was useless and discharged me after 1 session cause we weren't getting anywhere, sums up the mental health care I've experienced so far tbqh.

doctor prescribed me 50g setraline and refferal to the hospital which i assume is therapy but thats just standard, both my brothers got the same drugs and their problems are no where near mine. think its total bullshit desu I won't be going back

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i want to take my doggo for a walk but its too dark.

>tfw spent an hour watching random black Americans on periscope rapping and talking about conspiracies
state of me

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>>36328952

Should be getting bright in about an hour or so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXxOU49TVKA

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I AM JUSTIFIED
I AM PURIFIED
I AM SANCTIFIED
INSIDE YOU

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Should have been asleep an hour ago
Night night britfeel

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happy shipman

>>36328952
won't be too long till it's getting light lad, i went for a smoke at 04:45 the other day and there was some light. if you can hold on another hr it should be light enough to venture out

ffs kay what you doin uploading at this time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo8vR1EzSy0

>>36329454
Its probably lee who uploads the vids and does the video editing, hes a NEET

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>>36329347
NINE INCH NAILS GET OUT

have some late night oc you bastards

>>36329514
I bet Lee is the goodfellas poster

>>36329454
>im going to put the onions in
>very clearly are mushrooms

is Kay delirious?

>>36329594
must be if she's adding mushrooms to anything
they are vile little things desu

been another comfy night i do love you lads, i won't post the love in my tummy song again though don't worry
nighty night lads

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>>36325194
"And it's bank holiday Monday"
Tony "the tentical" Harrison

I'm American as McDonald's but I've always loved the mighty boosh

>Gets light at 5am
>doesn't get dark till 8pm
>15 fucking hours of normie primetime

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>want to go to sleep
>but want a cigarette
>shops dont open till 9am
>thinking about staying up another 4 hours to have a fag

fucks sake what do

>>36329837
do they have bank holidays in burgerland?

>>36329929
i'd say get into bed, but expect to be getting out again at 9, sleep probably won't come for you but i hope it does
>>36330036
unlucky

i regret staying up all night. i've drank about 10 cups of coffee and i'm still tired. i wish i had some uppers

fucking hell lads there is nothing worse than puking on an empty stomach

I need to leave for work in an hour and haven't slept. I'm fucked

What's a good comfy job for someone who doesn't care too much about money

Been forcing myself to play overwatch but i just don't get the appeal.

Rainbow six siege is much better. This is like smash bros of comp shooters.

>>36330131
Caffeine doesn't make you feel more awake, it just helps to stop you falling asleep. More coffee just makes you jittery and nauseous.

Qt at work gave me her number
I have a wife
What do lads?

>>36332642
Post it anon it's your duty

Time to try and maximize as much sleep as possible before my shift at 12 h-haha

>>36332642
You get rid of it, never follow up on it and never mention it to your wife

take it from someone who fucked up in this exact situation, it's not worth the suffering you'll go through if your wife ever learns what you did

>>36332642
>I have a wife
no normies allowed

>>36332642
tell her you have a wife and aren't interested so it doesn't turn into one of those stupid sitcoms where the qt throws herself at you when your wife walks in and suddenly your marriage is in the shits over a misunderstanding you had no control over

WHY CAN'T I SLEEP FUUUUUCK I HAVE WORK IN 4 HOURS AND IVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT

>>36330804
Night time security guard

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Been on sixth form holiday for 2 week, done no work and kept thinking I've got plenty of time, suddenly I'm going to be back in 48 hours. I've got 3 entire books to read and I haven't even started

The only reasonable thing to do is procrastinate further

>thought i didn't have any fizzy drink the house
>check bottom cupboard
>cheeky sixpack of dr pepper

>>36333556
sofd drink is fucking gross, I haven't had it in years now
I'd rather have my sugar in the form of chocolate, I don't need soft drink on top of that

>>36333587
is it even possible to mention fizzy drinks on the internet without getting at least one waterfaggot bitching about how it's nasty.

Fuckoff.

>>36333436
You fell for the uni meme Tomoko

>>36333604
Alright kid, go drink that shit just don't expect the rest of us to follow your lead

> 285 bong ikea order coming before 12
> place already tidied for them to just drop stuff off
> get to build easily assembled components and feel like archimedes

pretty top bank holiday, happy morning laddos.

>>36333625
likewise, Waterfaggot.

>>36333587
sofd drink is shit like, soda is much better

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Has anyone seen this guy's videos? They're really comfy.

>tfw spending the day walking your dog, relaxing and eating your mum's cooking

>>36333556
I hope you don't intend on drinking that stuff this early in the day. I'll only have a pepsi at night if it goes with the meal (e.g. pizza/steak bakes)

>>36333804
But walking your dog involves going outside

Shit I think I might have some long-term illness or something lads, the very thought of having to go outside everyday exhausts me

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce in the motherfuckin' house
Mo bounce in the motherfuckin' house
Bounce, b-bounce, bounce, b-bounce
Bounce, b-bounce, bounce
Bounce in the motherfuckin' house, bounce
Mo bounce in the motherfuckin' house

Bounce like a motherfuckin' '64, sick flow
Slick talk, spittin' that Crisco
Drop that shit like a cholo at the dub show
Can you hit the switch and pick it up and let the world know?
Homie, if you're broke, oh, no you don't deserve hoes
All these fake boulders only gettin' on my nerves though
I just cracked a 40, now I'm sippin' out the straw slow
Little bit of ratchet, little boujee, you should all know
Everybody got opinions, yeah, like assholes
You ain't gotta worry 'bout those, 'cause they assholes
We just came to party, party, party, what you came for?
(Make, make the neighborhood bounce to this)

When that shit goes down, the block get loud
In your backyard bumpin' while we blazin' out
Make it bounce in the motherfuckin' house
Mo bounce in the motherfuckin' house
When that shit goes down, the block get loud
In your backyard bumpin' while we blazin' out
Make it bounce in the motherfuckin' house
Mo bounce in the motherfuckin' house

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce (to the red light)
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce (make your headlight)
Bounce, b-bounce, bounce, b-bounce
Bounce, b-bounce, bounce (like a low-low)
B-bounce, bounce, b-bounce (throw it up)
Bounce (at the pole, pole)

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk

>>36333924
am I meant to be aroused by this? because I'm not and I genuinely don't know

Wake up faggots post something comfy

Binge-watching breaking bad and it's comfy.

Gonna fuck a ladyboy in a few hours desu lads

>>36334248
Is she passable or very manly?
Also try not to get AIDS senpai

>convinced another beta to buy me a game
I love pretending to be a girl on steam

>>36334314
Passable but slightly manly just the way I like it

>been talking to qt for a few months
>got a mega crush
>keeps spelling my name wrong
>left it too late to correct him without it being awkward

Help

Gonna go to work in an hour or so
Only working 4 hours because of the bank holiday

Hope the shops are all closed, I don't need to be buying more stuff

>>36334508

What is your name? Do you want to be my boyfriend?

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These hot crossed bums are great lads, nice and soft. I have mine untoasted and without butter, straight out of the pack. How about you?

The father in east is East is really like mine minus physically abusing me

The difference is that he concentrated his abuse just on me instead of spreading it out amongst all his kids

Also is it weird I have the same type of identity crisis as mixed race people?
My mum isn't white but she was born in the UK

>>36334571
>How about you?
I don't like shit with raisins/currents in.

>>36334564
I want to be his boyfriend, I dont know who you are

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>>36334589
Are you even British lad? So you don't like genoa cake, don't like hot crossed bums, don't like raisin digestives...

>>36334660
Since when did being British rely on liking raisins?
If it's got currents or raisins in I will ignore it. Same with Mince Pies. Those seeing the calorie count on those, pretty glad I do.

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>>36334743
>he doesn't eat mine pies yet still thinks he's british

>>36334793
>he shitposts with anime reaction images and thinks he is British.

Really fucking hate pakis, lads.

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>>36334814
Excuse me, did you just assume my nationality? I'm a trans-Japanese fyi. Check your privilege.

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>>36334843
>did you just assume

>>36334827
>Really fucking hate pakis, lads.
This is an inclusive board friendo. Pleased to budbud ding.

>>36334827
We all do lad

Tell us what happened. If possible, greentext it; it's comfier that way

>>36334827
Same

>>36334916
Raped my mother

Abused me my whole life

Bullied me at school and in mosque

Taught me nothing but shame

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>tfw brainlet

Why even fucking live

>>36335008
Are you really a brainlet? Don't let the stem kiddies get to you

>>36335008
>"braintlet.jpg"
>he couldn't even spell the filename right

>>36334941
Why do you defend the rape gangs then?

>>36335072
STEM, the ones who try so hard to prove their degree to other people it feels like they are compensation for something.

>>36335104
Oh yeah, their academics are all that they rely on for self-esteem, it's why there are so many memes of Wojak with a humongous brain; it reflects a deep insecurity. Take away their supposed intellectual superiority and they have nothing to fall back on

Why do you feel like a brainlet, brainlet anon?

>>36335093
It's an imposter saying the OTT stuff

I just think some factors in the story are being ignored

I mean, I work in computing but I don't brag.

To be honest, we need more people doing it, there's a shortage of actual good software engineers - not people who can pack together a script or bodge together a javascript SPA, but someone who can think from the first CTA through to the goal.

Some of the wankers will be braggarts, and they're the shit STEMmers. The others are just trying to hard to 'recruit' ya.

>>36335360
like what? oregano supramo

>>36335375
> there's a shortage of actual good software engineers

"Not enough confidence" keeps making me lose programming jobs, wtf?

>>36335360

Moni, what factors do you think are being ignored?

>>36335397
>It's not that I'm not good enough, it's just I'm not confident enough
>compensating STEM in a nutshell.

>go out drinking
>end up in group massage session
>nobody got laid
How did this go so badly?

475 quid of credit card debt currently

>>36335397
>>36335415
SOME of those girls were legit slags who sold their virginity for a bottle of WKD

>>36335454
>475 quid of credit card debt currently
This is the same retard who keeps buying shit and thinks its fine because he works.

Going to work now

>>36335470
Am I wrong

It's still less than half my new wage

>>36335470
Pakis have a culture of living on credit and loans. Look how they fund their cornershops and weddings.

>>36335418
> NEETs telling anybody else they're confident enough
> Probably studied English, something mandatory for existing in the UK, at degree level

Kek.

But that's based off feedback from on-site interviews, I thought I was confident enough but there's always another interview to go to.

>>36335454

So if an 11 year old agrees to swap an organ for a bottle of WKD, would we consider that proper?

>>36335509
>He thinks I'm a neet

>>36335499
Nice Kev.

>>36335536
> English Teacher
It just keeps getting better and better

why does every fucking shop have a young qt girl at the counter? for once in my life i would like to buy something without being nervous.

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>>36335544
Just what? Is this some weird NEET Stem meme?

>>36335562
It's a government program to make the most nervous of man confident through continued interaction with a qt.

>>36335562
they really dont, cute girls dont work in shops because they can easily attain decent jobs even with a lack of qualification

the girls you're talking about are ugly girls that you relate to as cute because you've lowered ur standards so far

>>36335562
because they are the face of the company they need to look good

>>36335567
what's your job NEET?

>>36335595
Job Centre advisor, gonna ban your bennies ;)

>>36335585
I like it when i see a girl with a face caked in makeup. you can easily tell she has bad skin because you can see the bumps and her face is orange. i kinda envy them though because i have bad skin too but obviously i cant use makeup.

>>36335608
Oh my lord, I was hoping for something less tragic.

> Not on bennies

>>36334508
>"oh btw it's spelt x instead of y lol, don't worry lots of people do it"
bish bash bosh

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Here's a fucking challenge for you lads.

Go to the main /r9k/ catalog, and excluding britfeel, find the best (least bad, least cancerous) thread you can

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Hows the job hunt going boys?

>>36335712

I am a paid shill of the Chinese government, I survive off the Yuan I earn from posting in Yinggan

>>36335712
Stop this ;-;

>>36335709
>>36335309

I guess this will do. I don't use /r9k/ outside of /britfeel/

>>36335712
its non-existant

what you upto today lads?
week 3 day2 couch to 5k complete for me, gonna spend the rest of the day wallowing around in sadness until the football comes on the radio

>>36335709
>>36329835

Wsvgjkfuijb

Getting totally stressed out at Persona 5 lads. I'm up to the last dungeon, and everything is super hard. The puzzles are tedious, the enemies have no weaknesses, and I just wanna see the end of the story at this point.

Kinda wanna take the difficulty down just to see the ending. I did 13 hours playing yesterday. I normally go to bed at 8pm, then asleep by 9. Last night, I stayed up playing Persona till 1h30. I'm super tired today. Fuck

>>36335877
>>36335900
Kev

Why not do some grinding if you can? Or have a day break since it seems you are getting burnt out in pursuit of trying to finish it, not enjoy it.

>>36326251
talk about thunder thighs, fucikin hell, like two huge slumps of kebab meat

>>36335709
>>36335888

congereelcongerconger

>>36335662
t b h lad the majority of women are bang average without make up, its always worth noting that their confidence is always in the fact they can hide behind make up

i met this lass on tinder, she was honestly a solid 8/10 bordering a 9 while she was dolled up, she stayed at mine for the night and fucking hell i barely recognized her the next morning when she'd took her make up off, no lie without make up she was barely a 6/10 its fucking crazy what these countour kits can do

>>36335931
I only have a few more days off work, and I want to finish it before I go back. At the moment, I can put in 12 hour days. When I get back at work, I'll be surprised if I can even make 3. I am REALLY invested in the story right now, and I wanna see how it ends. I'm just a little burnt out on the combat. Might put it to the easiest difficulty just so I can see the ending

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Wabalabadingding

>>36335956
can you really blame them though? if makeup was socially acceptable for men you bet i would cake my face in it everyday.

>>36335965
If you are in it for the story over the combat at this point, might as well. No point forcing yourself to deal with it and waste time if you wanna get it all wrapped up.

Need to buy it myself.

>>36335968
Will I fine some meaning to my life

>>36335968
Should i have a cheeky take away tonight?

>>36335968
will I make money this week?

>>36335968
>>36336000
WE ARE ALL CIA FINALLY LADS

>>36335985
Yeah I think I might. I've had last week off work, which conveniently co-incided with the release of P5. I've waited for 8 years to play, and I'm super into it. The story is terrific, the social links are awesome, the combat is (for the most part) super fun and engaging.

But it's like you said lad. I just wanna wrap the story up at this point. I'm turning the difficulty down so I can wrap this baby up today.

Btw, if you liked Persona 3/4, you're gonna absolutely love this game. I recommend you buying it when you can

>>36335968
>>36336003
That doesn't help me at all you yank fuck. Hope Tom Hardy shoots you in the bollocks.

>>36335968
Should I try to find a qt3.14 at the pub tonight?

>>36336017
Never played P3/4 But liked what I see of 5.

Going to be any issue with going into the game?

>>36336012
Dr CIA, I'm CIA.

origg

>>36336012
We've been rumbled

>>36336036
Nah mate, it's totally seperate from the previous games. You might have a slight advantage in knowing some of the enemy weaknesses from the previous games, but you're not at ANY disadvantage if you just jump in for 5.

The music and visuals are fucking S tier btw. The game looks amazing, the music is terrific, everything about it just OOZES style.

You're gonna love it

>>36336000

what would happen if I took out your bennies?

>>36336063
is the only way to get it the 50 quid steelbook? i want to play it but fuck paying that much.

>>36336063
Aye, the visuals/UI elements are what caught my eye. Would love to play the older ones. Maybe a port will come out in the future.

I'll deff have to pick it up next month then.

>>36336074
I'm not on benefits I have a job

>>36336103
>>36336074
Too much autism here

>>36336079
I'm stunned that it's gone up to that price. When I pre-ordered it off amazon, I think it was 38 quid. Shocked to see the price go up so high. And yeah, the steelbook is it for PS4. If you wanna buy the PS3 version, I think you can just buy a standard version.

It's well worth getting though if you can justify the price tag. I've put about 65 hours in the last 7 days, and it's all I think about. It's a hard game, but the story and all the writing totally make up for it.

>>36335974
fuck knows lad, thing is people wonder why white women age like milk and i think its cos they do so much damage to their skin by caking themselves in makeup every day that by the time they're 30+ they have terrible skin

im with a polish woman atm and she looks exactly like her mum did when she was younger, now her mums 50 and is turbo milf so im hoping she ages like her mum did

get yourselves eatern european gfs lads trust me

>>36335968
If you accidentally watch cp are you put onto the watchlist?
Asking for a friend

>>36335968
>>36336180
Okay then, my friend really needs an answer to this. He's pretty worried

>>36336176
>get yourselves eatern european gfs lads trust me
Get yourself any girl that isn't British or part of the old colonies.

>>36336176
>get yourselves eatern european gfs lads trust me

Eastern Euro women are even worse than British women, and I say that as someone with very little interest in British women.

They do look a bit better so thy're good for a shag, but they are intolerable to be around.

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im just sat here alone on 4chan
>tfw nothing
>tfw alone
>tfw no gf
>tfw virgin
>tfw no friends
>tfw no tendies

>select pictures
>every time you click one it disappears
>the button says skip instead of verify

FUCK THE FUCK OFF

Why does legacy only fucking work with replies. Stupid fucks

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>>36336021


>>36336253
same

>>36336074
it would be extremely painful

>>36336121

for you

i know this wont be original robot

>>36336253
Wow lad, noone else here is like that.
If you want tendies, go buy some you fatty

>>36336224
>intolerable to be around

why do you say this? i find it the exact opposite if im being completely honest, very traditional values in my experience at least. fuck knows maybe im just lucky and got one thats sane

Tyrells or Kettle Chips?

>>36336278
Being a British man going out with a Eastern European woman is the lowest status relationship possible.

How does it feel to sink to those lows?

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>>36336303
>This entire post

fuckthisgayrobot

>>36336278

I prefer black women desu, Eastern Euros are as cold as a stone, extremely snobbish, constantly miserable, and tend to be very very slutty, although you'll get a few who aren't.

>>36336316
It's true. It's disgusting for a white British man to plumb those depths.
>>36336361
I agree with your points. They are the lowest of the low and they are sometimes disgusting enough to shag pakis.

The one I lived with used to letters from a paki who was in prison for running over a guy in his truck during a botched robbery.

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Fuuiuuck what do I say lads? I've never gotten this far before

>>36336395
want to gag on my cock you slag?

but seriously try to go down the route of getting her to talk about herself/interests etc

>>36325876
On yer bike lad

>>36336377

It's funny how /pol/ salivates over poles, but from what I've seen they have a very high rate of interracial relationships, I remember some statistics saying something like 30% of all Polish women in maternity wards give birth to mixed race children.

>>36336395
get out get out get out now

Weirdly enough, that lass who I pulled the "wanna go for coffee" shite with is still messaging me.

Naturally I have zero clue what this mean, but nice to see a good fumble recovery.

Might make it out of robotdom, and reach the dream of being a regular normie with friends who like me for me? that'd be nice

How you guys preparing for WWIII?

Got canned food, popcorn and 5 grand of shares in BAE systems

>>36336445
theyre women at the end of the day, once they get out of poland, and the pressures to actually be a decent human being, they turn into any other girl and fuck niggers and ruin their bloodlines

>>36336445
Agreed.

If I was white I wouldn't talk to eastern european women. I'd violently assault them.

Is it autism?

>listen to a song really like it
>accidentally see a picture of the band/artist
>song is instantly ruined, feel disgust when listening to it now

>>36336487
what about the picture ruins it?

>>36336445
It's mostly because many live in overwhelmingly white minority areas like Barking. It'll be on hospital wards in Barking where that's the case. In that area the same probably applies to the Brits.

>>36336479

But English women are far less likely to race mix, although to be honest, Poles are about as low class as pakis

>>36336395
Ask her what her fave pokemon is and if its not in the original set then call her a pleb and tell her to fuck off

>>36336481
>if I was white

Awaiting funny responses.

>>36336487
not really, music is about 90% buying into a subculture

>>36336523
because they still have their families to reign them in, the polish women usually move away from their families and so they dont have people telling them about the value they have, and so just slag it up

>>36336496
Knowing what they look like, dont know why exactly I just hate it
Id prefer to not even know the band or song name but thats difficult

>>36336544

So why does /pol/ worship poles if they are just as a decadent than everyone else, moreso in reality.

>>36336523
In my job there are no poles, and I am the only paki male.

That elevates me a bit, eh?

I don't consider myself white but I consider myself a "one-in-a-million paki" which is only very slightly lower than white status.

>>36336545
i dont blame you if they are shitskins

>>36336537
If you're a fuckboy it is, sure

>>36336557
poles in poland remain pure

>>36336561
Its anyone, doesnt matter what they actually look like, just the fact that I know. Even if they are supermodel-tier I hate it

>>36336559

You're not the real Moni

>>36336559
Fuck me you're delusional