/Britfeel/ - Buried on Sunday edition.

Cheers lad, I panicked there

>>36317145
>New Persona
>New FUCKING ZELDA
>'N-No generic shooter is the biggest thing in gaming right now don't look at sells. Cuck cuck cuck'
Bigot and stupid, common combo.

To the 9am lad. You used to being up of a night? If so just stick it out for like 2 weeks. Will take a while to get used to being a day walker.
>assumptions

>>36317322
how come you aren't in prison yet poley?

>>36317322
>Persona
>Generic shooter

Those tranny pills are messing with your brain poley

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Mummy is cooking two pizzas, one for me and one for my sister. Only one of them has stuffed crust and we both want it, how do I ensure that I win?

The stuffed crust is the best part of the meal.

>>36317313
Now we can't claim to have had 24/7 cover :(

>wipe finger along taint whilst jerking it
>sniff it
>smells like a really strong curry sweat
>havent had any curry for months
>cant stop sniffing it now
Try it lads, do you lot smell like curry too? Worst thing is that I have a fetish for smelly indian grills, so my own body smell is turning me on

>>36317396
Half/half obviously mate. Or offer up the pizza to her, then your mum will see that you clearly love the pizza more and give it you.

>>36317365
Because I'm an law abiding citizen who pays taxes. The only reason the judge is giving it the time of day is because white women are crying at a man, if I was presenting it wouldn't have gotten this far.

>>36317418
Might be something to do with the indian left hand right hand thing

its not your arse that smells lik curry, but curry that smells like arse

>>36317396
You're not having Easter roast lad?

Compromise and share it, give her half of yours and she gives you half of hers. I know you want it all, but it's better to have half of it than end up having none of it

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>>36317313

>Chinese flag in the OP
>Yinggan is the future

>>36317391
Thought he was talking about battlefront. Either way he's still wrong, it's obviously zelda.

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>>36317437
law abiding?

>>36317418
Really regret reading this post.

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>>36317476
LAW ABIDINGG?
>>36317437

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Serious question now lads, where do you think China will be in 2030?

>>36317509
#1 Economy in the world, they just need to get out the slump they're in now

>>36317509
Doing your mum haha xdxd

>>36317442
Fascinating theory anon
>>36317485
So is that a yes?

>>36317476
Well we all have to stick it to the pigs sometimes.

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>>36317313
Posh white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>36317465
>Zelda
Haha, lad, it sold like shit. And is only getting good reviews because it's a fucking Zelda game.

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>only found 3 eggs at the Easter egg hunt

Its not fair, the kids there all had parents to help them.

>>36317456
>>36317420
Success! I got the whole thing to myself by being there first.

We were going to have lamb but its been a busy day today and mums too tired to cook it.

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Budubupbup
It's me, me
She wants to be with me, me
Every day she's thinking 'bout me, me
She never met nobody like me, me
It's ooh
I wanna know what's on the agenda
Keep it real, don't be a pretender
This is my show, I'm the presenter
Time is money, I'm a big spender
We can have a mad one, we can have a bender
Order what you want from the bartender
Come back to mine and all be splender
I'll give you a night to remember
Let's get the bed rockin'
Undo the stocking from the suspender
The legs are so soft and tender
Tonight you can be my contender
I want 'em in the mix and I wanna blender
To another world, I wanna send her
Over the bath, I wanna bend her
Give her the cockney like an Eastender

>>36317418
Mine just smells like dried pooflakes, grabbed a few I think. Maybe you're part paki.

Do yous test the drugs you buy? I bought some eccies off this russian guy in my dorm and didn't check them, just took them in the club and my mates were going mental about how risky it is

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took this picture today lads

Looks like Turkey will be a source of happenings lads. War in Europe when?

>>36317850
that Brands Hatch?

>>36317836
>Do yous test the drugs you buy?
I only buy of the DW these day and only of vendors with good reviews.

>>36317313
I just want to lay down and die. I'm too much of a pussy to actually end my own life.

>>36317868
no donnington mate, was there for the british touring cars

that picture was in the formula 4 race 2 lads had a bad crash and the whole day was delayed by 2 hours while they cut him out the car and airlifted him away

was a breddy good day t b h

>>36317866
foods alright but far as i'm concerned we should nuke the cunts

>>36317903
race 2 of the btcc was really good

>>36317868
It actually says Donington on the sign lad.

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>>36317836
When I was about 17-20 I did a shit ton of eccies. I never tested them, but I use to get them from the same gadgie. That said, you can buy from the dark web these days so chances are you'll be getting good gear. Wouldn't trust a ruskie. Looking back I should have tested them, but back then it wasn't as common to get really shit/dud/dangerous eccies. And if any were in circulation you heard about it pretty quick.

Is docanon here? I watched that Chinese internet addict one the other day but didn't really think much of it. Anyone got anything to recommend?

Might end up losing my fucking job. The one that all of a month ago I said was the best I ever had and I loved it, fucking ruined by two cunty shit managers and an autistic angry mode prick colleague driving me to sheer rage.
Constantly getting talked down to and treated like a lazy cunt even though I work hard as fuck and it's grating

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>>36317903
>BTC
Good lad. Haven't been for a while.
Use to go to knock hill for the superbikes and touring cars.

You fan or the WRC too? I try to keep up but end up forgetting when the races are.
>tfw no longer keep up with all the things I once loved.

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>friend who is ALWAYS online isn't online

I hope he's okay

Dad keeps hinting at me to enlist, thinks war is right around the corner and we need men. Dumb paki can't even see I'm practically a female already when it comes to physicality.

>>36318023
Yeah I thought they didn't let mentally ill people in. I can't even join because of assburgers

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What's the gayest thing you own /britfeel/?

I have a signed Michael ball and Alfie Boe CD.

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>tfw no posh, faux-outdoorsy middle class gf to visit National Trust sites with

>>36317974
>Is docanon here
I am. I'd recommend anything by Werner Herzog.Also watching a programme about witch hunts in England which I might post about later

>>36318053
Before I got too fat for it, a Les Miserables tshirt.

>>36318051
I'm not mentally inferior so no problems there. He thinks they will be much more lenient soon though, maybe you will get to join.

>>36317974
>>36318068
desu lads id watch a vietnam war documentary

>>36318104
>not mentally inferior
>dysphoric

Fuck off

>>36317974
Here's my youtube playlist as well if you just want to jump into something

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0vcsrxTSWngWLpHcLnnncafNsgUybC3M

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Been playing Player Unknown Battlegrounds pretty much every day with a squad of friends, pretty fun game but maybe not a well made one.

where the waifu lads at on this blessed day??

also last month of masters degree and i'm struggling to stay alive here fml.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVpusRc3xjk

>>36318124
It's a rational thing when you think about it.

>>36318105
>watching yanks get BTFO by rice farmers
kino

>>36318053
I own a prostate massager and a schoolgirl skirt

>>36318053
A freddie mercury album.

>>36318053
same as
>>36318206
and lots and lots of horse/lizard/dragon cocks.

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>>36318053
I have a signed/personalised picture of George Micheal

>>36318235
doubt.jpg

dont believe you personally mate

>>36318079
oh that's quite neat, does it have alfie on it?

>>36318229
pfft look at this fag over here

>>36318206
>>36318235
I probs should have specified non lewd stuff cause I have toys too.

>>36318253
Fuck, alright you win.

>>36318144
Thanks for that, gonna watch the Milky Way one. And have a cheeky whisky to push comfy levels to near maximum.

I've got like 6 easter eggs to eat and I can't be bothered.

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>>36318053
This'd be it.

>>36318068
i watched a couple of good ones yesterday, 1 about psychology in children https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVxGZGPvyPo&t=2307s
that i found more interesting with regards to the psychology not the crime prevention stuff
the 2nd was about mental asylums in england. i thought that was good but some of the things they did to people was pretty bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oswUssXzFlY

>>36318253
did you suck his smelly cock lad?

>>36318275
Nah, just the usual poor girl picture. I got rid of it when I got fat, but now I've lost the weight again i regret it.

I went to see it in the west end right when that fuckhuge ash cloud came over from the volcanic eruption in Iceland, meaning loads of people never showed due to flight cancellations. Got upgraded to prime seats

>>36318023
My brother is a squaddie, he tells me they can't wait to get stuck into you Pakis. I wouldn't recommend it

>>36318316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oswUssXzFlY

Ah cool think I'll watch this next. Yeah it's horrible to think what people went through back then.

>>36318321
No I never met him. My great-uncle was his driver/minder for awhile and got it for me (I was pretty young at the time and it meant more to my mum than me)

what you lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T35x_oMGpY0

>>36318365
christ thats actually scary, you were fairly close to being molested

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>tfw all your (you)s ITT are comfy as fuck

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>tfw no qt 'alternative' gf
I'm not even into alternative music scene. (I guess outside of the 90s alt rock like Smashing Pumpkins, Dandy warhol, blind melon, beck etc.

Why do they make my dick so hard.

>>36318372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TvcAMENJE

I'm feeling pretty fucking low right now

>>36318380
Cummy snatch

>>36318372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_L9StvhLhU

tbqh

>>36318379
>never met
>family member literally hired because he was 'ard
Yeah nearly got me

>>36318348
it wasn't even that long ago think there's stuff in there from the 90's

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I found this online and it really made me think

Lads, do you sometimes wonder what the internet might be doing to us, I mean, as a species?

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>>36318372
A cheeky wee bit of Aphex Twin.
>tfw like IDM.
>tfw Aphex hates the term.
https://youtu.be/B-US91WU8zA?list=RDQMQCCdMpS_Ccs

>>36318428
you realise that rich gays were very influential and you could have been used in exchange for a much sweeter life for every one around you? obviously not loads, but just taken away for a bit to be used by him, for fucks sake realise how close you were to danger

>>36318372
comfy music today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-t5nBbGhPM

blimey lads, just had a dump and it was 3 flusher

>>36318402
>tfw trying to decide who to romance in persona

this shits harder than real life

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>>36318463
Speaking of rich gays Fry is such a creepy fuck.

>>36318507
pretty sure he was already confirmed as a kiddy fiddler, but the msm bushed it under the carpet

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>>36318321
dont get me started on smelly cocks... wew...
>>36318446
i love urethral fucking and stuff haha.

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>>36318494
As soon as I saw Tae Takemi I knew exactly who was going to be my choice.

Feel like she may replace Death (sandman) as my waifu.

Tune lads.
https://youtu.be/UN_9nB37O_U?list=RDQMQCCdMpS_Ccs

I aim to make a post with 12 you)s by the end of this thread, that isn't b8.

>>36318053
I own a mazda miata but in my defence it was given to me and I only use it for local driving, not commuting. I also didn't know it was a car for gays until a couple of years after I got it which I why I stopped using it as much.

>>36318539
I'm torn between Takemi or Ms Kawakami or Makoto

>>36318335
Aww that is a shame, sounds like you had a really great experience though.

>>36318413
i like that desu, is it all played on a bass?

redpill me on bank holiday monday traffic

>>36318578
fuck all idea desu lad, the rest of the album isn't like that song though just as a warning

>>36318586
utter chaos that starts early

>>36318463
>every gay wants to fuck a 5 year old
>my family would have taken money in exchange for me being raped
Retarded bait

>>36318507
He's 28. Are you guys saying you wouldnt have a gf in her 20s if you were old and rich?

>>36318607
yeah i just had a look at some other stuff, there is a noticeable difference

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>>36318563
Tae Takemi best girl lad.

Just do a random number generator of 1-3 and pick the winner.

>tfw 29 and spending more time dating on a game than I am with my own misses.

>>36318610
fuckig bollox sake reEEeeeeee

>tfw my manica pasta is getting me muted now matter how much i remove

lads...

I'm going to have my Easter lamb roast just with spuds and yorkies because I don't like veggies, am I a degenerate?

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huh, hey laah. whatss appenin? hey bro where did you get that hair cut bro? that could never be me (nah) because if i was (but im not) id go to me barbers (deffo) and id get my doe back (straight away) and id tell him (what would i tell him) "you're a proper divvy"

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>>36318446
Art has always been fucked. People a couple centuries from now will look back and study things like you posted just like we do to weird as fuck medieval art

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>have to get a replacement bus service to my 08:00 wagemisery shift tomorrow because my train line is down for maintenance
>probably going to end up late for work
>boss will make me work through X% of my lunch to make up for it

need to end my life

>>36318793
Liverpool is being B L A C K E D?

>>36318739
as long as those spuds are roasted to perfection you're good lad

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>>36318806

> not being a high class wagecuck
> not being off for bank holiday

oh dear, oh dear

>>36318798
This is what kings do. They eat children. Believe me or not.

>>36318793
those lads aren't scousers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STIvNjWobzA

>>36318888
hardly any black people here tbf, they just happen to be black. i knew of like one black kid when i was growing up

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>>36318793
Bolt ye wee fannies. Yer barred fi here.

>tfw this genuinely happens every weekend at my work.
Why are Scotlads starting to act like wee black landaaaan cunts?

Also how does /brit/ dress? Not like those roadfags I hope.

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>>36318917
it is VERY important that I answer those telephones and speak to those angry normoids all day for 7.95GBP/hour

>>36318983
I dress like the guy in the virgin walk pasta image except with normal shoes rather than Asics autism shoes.

>>36318937
the ket wigs that the kids are getting these days are reminiscent of that.

Just shedding a tear for an old mate of mine who died tonight. He hadn't really been around the last couple of years and I only found out he was in hospital yesterday. I don't live in the area any more so was hoping to make some plans to see him one last time this week but it wasn't to be. The drink finally got him. Probably the only genuine hard man I've ever known.

doing some absolutely toxic farts

>>36318983
the 'oi m8 giz ya fuckin' phone' starter pack

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>>36319029
Nothing I can say to make you feel better but I'm so sorry to hear that anon.

>>36319092

thanks, pal. cheers for the meme too

>>36319029
sorry to hear that lad, i've had a few mates drop off over the years.
i'm gonna smoke my last spliff to the memory of friends fallen
i'm shedding a tear now lad tbqh.
stay strong lad

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>>36318151

I'm not even Kurisu waifu anon but I found this picture of her and wanted to share it

>>36319130
thanks mate, very nice picture... great thighs, i bet she gets very sweaty hahaha.

>>36319064
Confused lad, are you implying the pic is muggerwave, or that you dress like a black man?

I giiive my liiiiife
not for honor
buut for yoooou

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>>36317313

Hillman poster, if you're here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbY4WY4cdeU

>>36318806
Liverpool st?

fucking so annoying, all to make way for that new Queen Liz line

>>36317903
My dad's boss used to get free tickets to the BTCC a while ago, he nabbed some for me and my dad to go to Silverstone in one of the commercial suites on the pit straight. Wandering around all the car exhibits around the track was fantastic, I really recommend it

>>36318983
i like to think i dress better than most people when i can be bothered trying.

what i wear depends on what i doing. if i am doing something casual like going on a walk or just going to town in the day, i normally wear casual boots, plain t shirt, casual sweater, and a basic jacket.

if i am going out or want to look decent, i normally wear smart shoes or boots, jeans, casual shirt with or without a smart sweater depending how cold it is and a blazer.

the people you refer to as roadlads are what the typical chavs wear in liverpool and reckon they are solid and rich

>>36319181
thats all chav shit lad

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>>36318888
CKECKEEEED BROTHER

>>36319258
I'd say maybe circa 2000. Now I'd say chav gear is nike, north face and mckenzie.

>tfw your former waifu goes to coachella and dresses like a massive fucking sket

Does anyone go on any other chans? Just wandered over to 8 and it's shit and dead.

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>fat as fuck
>only got 2 easter eggs
>wanted more chocolate
>walked 4 miles to the local Tesco Express because nothing else was open
>in the fucking rain
>got into the shop, covered in rain, looking drenched
>everyone fucking staring at me
>shop is at a petrol station, obviously I didn't drive in
>start looking for chocolate
>no easter eggs
>grab 3 pouches of peanut m&m's, a bag of sensations and a Lindt easter bunny
>as I am paying notice the qt cashier looking at me
>laugh and say 'I've got a 4 days road trip!'
>walk off
>stand next to someones car whilst they pump petrol so she thinks I am getting in that car
>the person pumping looks at me
>is a druggie
>'what the fuck you want mate?'
>get nervous
>'haha bought some chocolate for your trip mate'
>give him the whole bag and leave

fuckkk I am so hungry

I have come up with a cunning ruse to avoid the pain of close friends passing away.


Don't have any.

>>36319355
kek, love you mate

>>36319364
drink and drugs, enjoy anon and im sorry

wew

mum just pointed a kitchen knife at me because I said I was leaving home due to her psychotic nature.

literally said she'd rather kill me than have me abandon her like my dad

>>36319175
>great thighs, i bet she gets very sweaty hahaha.

I bet she does, especially wearing boots and black tights in summer in Akihabara haha

>>36319404
she seems stable, give her a headpat for me

ive been visiting my sister who got sectioned, and theres a quiet QT in there. very tiny and looks like a nice girl.

i need to find a way to talk to her, and find out how mental she is

BIG
FAT
SMELLY
VAGS

>>36319420
I'm guessing very very very mental and probably has a long list of guys who ignored/encouraged it because she's cute and made it worse.

>>36319328
Probs depends on where you live. Here chav gear is like North face, Armani, beargouse, 110s. I probs spelt some of them makes wrong

Feeling suicidal again, lads. I've posted about this before but a few weeks ago my GP found a hormonal problem, so I'm hoping that explains a lot of my problems and can finally resolve them. If not, I think I'm out of here in the next few months.

>>36319456
yeah, ive spent about 8 hours in there cumulatively and ive never seen her speak a word

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>>36319420

> It would sort of suit me to have a girlfriend in an institution.
> Regulated meeting times.
> I might get to have a say in her medication.
> I'd like to be able to chemically alter my girlfriend's moods.

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>>36319420

No you retard, there isn't.

Do you go into a max security prison, see a huge fucking grot and go "Hmm, he looks like he'd be a good mate, oi coppah, anyway I can speak to Shrek over there?"

No you fucking don't.

>>36319420
Yeah don't fucking do it. I dated a nutcase psychotic girl and I regret it with every fibre of my being.
She tore me apart

>>36319486
>>36319488
>>36319500
shes more of a quiet type, shes cute enough that im at least going to talk to her

>>36319628
Your funeral I guess

>Part time wagie
>Could never afford to move out
>Hate living at home with parents
>Great aunt recently died
>She left me her house
>2 bedroom house in Cwmbran
>No longer have to live with parents
>Never have to worry about rent/mortgage again

I've fucking hit the jackpot

>>36319628
inb4 you try to talk to her and she starts screaming and all the guards run in and drag you away

Now THIS is classy wank material

http://www.xvideos.com/video18659475/bouncy_blonde_rubs_oil_free_webcam_porn_video_tits_live_video

>>36319628
She's in there for a reason mate.

i need to shag another bird lads. i havent had any pussy for about 4 months. im gagging for it. i might just pull a fat bird at a club so its an easy shag.

>>36319648
Yeah but you have to live in Cwmbran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvuxYxmlfrc

What ya drinking lads?

Atlantic Pale Ale here. We make good beer here lads. It makes me feel confident of our success post-Brexit.

>>36318012

Are you the valley lad?


>stop setting off fireworks it scaring the dogs

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>>36319719
>i havent had any pussy for about 4 months
haha can you imagine that lads 4 WHOLE MONTHS

Oh it's great being white and degenerate
You get to treat black women like ani,als
cuts to interacial sex scene
https://xhamster.com/movies/5432142/german_cock_anal_sex_with_bbw.html?pb=

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>>36319734
Old pic but still drinking it

>>36319786
hey, its not my fault if you're a virgin or havent had sex for years. i didnt have sex until 22. i chose to improve my confidence. you could get a shag if you done something about it.

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>>36319786
haha I know, too right mate

>>36319816
>i chose to improve my confidence
holy shit please fuck off

>>36319690
>classy
>low quality webcam shit

nah yer alright

>>36319832
>i choose to sit in my room all day rather than being strong and doing something about it. please fuck off because you're reminding me off my failures

>>36319648
Life looks strange all the way down there though lad, potentially comfy AF

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>>36319847
I just picked a random vid of hers. Will edging and browsing her stuff later

>>36319734
nothing till next week lad. you drinking the sharps atlantic, that's 1 of my favourites.there's a wolf rock ipa they do that's nice as well desu

>>36319793
asians are the hottest girls to have their throats fucked and puke everywhere, then its white girls and then black girls, though sometimes the list can mix up, in general though thats the order

throatfucking and puking from it is pretty hot desu

>>36319734
Glenlivet. Don't like drinking alone but it was a pressie and too good to throw away.

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>>36319719
>tfw fat fetishist
>tfw won't act with it
>thicc af blond hair blue eyed girl liked me a lot
>proper jiggly stomach - getting hard just thinking about it
>she mentioned once she had a "burger" vag
>put me off
>put a stop to where things were going
>now dating skinny girl and can't get hard easily

I thought I'd lost my v card but she told insists she's still a virgin - I can't keep it up

> tfw this means she felt nothing when I put benis in bagina

>>36319734
I have a bottle of bucks fizz and two bottles of bulmer's orange cider.

>>36319903
That's the one lad. Smooth shit. With family rn so it's quite comfy.

>>36319726

Stuff like this really worries me, I'm sure it's not that bad in reality though, probably better than living with my parents in Telford

>>36319719
i aint had a shag for 3 weeks mate cor blimey fellas we're all sexually active lads here innit?

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Easter lamb roast w/ spuds and yorkies on the way

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you doing?
What have you been up to?
Did you have a nice Easter?

Hope you've all had a great (hopefully long) weekend filled with choccies and easter meals and are feeling well!

Is Vimto the best cordial? I think it is.

>>36319875
Some people have certain factors that make it incredibly hard for them to do things like that and you know it.
Don't be mean to someone just because it makes you feel better about yourself.

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>Meet qt while out.
>Get super drunk and make out.
>Try to fuck but "muh dog is annoying" and she can't come back mine.
>Add her on Facebook 3 days later and message her a day after that.
>Act like an Alpha, only message her when I want, days apart.
>She messages me first too.
>Message her today after 5 days.
>Seen.
>Ignored.

FUCK
WOMEN
WHO
DO
THIS
SHIT

Why can't you just say "sorry not interested lol" instead of just fucking ignoring me. And how about stop going from 99% interested to 0% interested overnight for no fucking reason. Jesus fuck I hate women.

Just got back from a holiday with my new birds family. AMA lads

>>36320056
> ignore her for 5 days
> get mad when she doesn't respond for 5 minutes

>>36320085
Sounds too british for me lad

>>36320085

where about?

>>36320085
did you bring us any rock back?

>>36320054
Lenlad like a berserking paladin

>>36320054
terrible, nothing, no, i hate my life, kill me lenlad, please release me

Some American retard is going on a kill rampage and uploading the video. Bloody yanks.

>>36319935
that is unfortunate lad. yeah, a lot of fat girls are virgins because i assume guys dont approach them. nearly fucked a few fat girls before but they either got flaky or i stopped speaking to them because i just wanted sex and they wanted more.

a few chubby girls have tried getting on me before but at the time i wasnt in the mood for girls so i didnt bother. would prefer to shag a slim bird but i know i could fuck a fat bird like it was nothing. afraid i will regret it if i do shag a fatty though. im just imagining post sex

>>36320109
Holiday apartment in Torquay
>>36320121
I did! And a lolly pop cock for the work tart

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>>36320054
would be a better weekend if i shared it with all the sexy waifu posters here :)

>>36320054
>Don't be mean to someone just because it makes you feel better about yourself.

you on about, he was the one telling me to fuck off. im not going to be nice to someone when they are being a dick to me. of course people have problems but telling people to fuck off because they are talking about sex is not an excuse because you dont want to be reminded about it.

>>36320187
They still have that massive arcade with the palm trees near the beach?

>>36319979
Telford's ok man, the bits of it I've seen anyway. You could always sell the Cwmbran one if you don't like it.

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>>36318151
i'm sat at my mums house been here alone all weekend, it's fucking brilliant desu

>>36320056
probably waited too long. the whole ignore women its alpha meme is bull shit. if a girl likes you, speaking to her daily is fine.

>>36320054
doing alright lad, nice quiet weekend, i'm sat watching a qt redhead on babestation whilst skinning up hopefully she'll have dem titties out by time i get back in
yeah vimto is patrician taste, i like the cheeky version as well

What's your favourite tea lads? Been getting into green jasmine tea lately, but had a sneaky earl grey earlier as well. My dads collected shitloads of varieties but doesn't drink them so just going through them all. Any recommendations?

>>36320176
If you like boobs or butts basically just think of it as lots of that. They're soft and c o M F Y

>>36320541
If it ain't normal tea, it's abnormalty

>>36320586
Missing out big time lad but suit yourself. What's your favourite tea to have normally then, with milk?

>>36317313
Lots of tramps and benefit dossers where I live, where can I get a few ounces of Spice?

>>36320348
sounds like a really comfy time lad.
Spoke to tilde today and he seems to be doing pretty well.

If only i could have motivation to do things which benefit me.

line of duty is total garbage 2bh

>muh sexism
>muh gender quotas in the police
>muh literal masonic conspiracy

>>36320768
>tfw no comfy all white shows ever again

it fucking sucks that tv is ruined

>>36320768
you completely misunderstood it you NEET. The point is that this sort of bs is used to try and cover for legitimate action

>>36320671
Get a train the Manchester Piccadilly. You'll see a ton of shady types almost immediately so buy it from one of them.

>>36320162
What's wrong buddy? You dying isn't going to help anybody. Let's talk!

>>36320196
Haven't seen you post in a while junlad, how the heck are you doing? Is Uni still going well?


>>36320236
He posted a self-degrading joke to your post and you started insulting him, you're the one at fault here not him.

>>36320521
>>36320348
Yay glad you had a good time this weekend sneklad. Did you end up having your easter feast?
Dined on some mixed veg, mashed taytoes and a couple pork steaks myself, was lovely jubbly.

>>36320768
I'm not kidding here but when I see these types of uncomfy posts I literally get a headache

>>36320763
howd you speak to tilde?

>>36320802
>ton of shady types

They're called black people.

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>>36320815
>Haven't seen you post in a while junlad, how the heck are you doing? Is Uni still going well?

Not long left and just trying to get through it, been having a nice time though and just not been on here much.

>>36320848
ouija board

Wish my jumper had pockets. Always go to put my phone in it then nearly drop it

>>36320815
im not going to dump my emotional problems on you, i even have you on steam but i try to always talk about positive things even though we havent spoken in ages

im not going to do what the rest do and dump all my problems on you because i wanted you as a friend, now be a real friend to me and kill me

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Never forgive. Never forqet.

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>>36320671
>smoking synthetic chinese chemicals

Smoke weed ffs

>>36320924
before he kills you we could maybe dress as anime girls and cuddle?

>>36320815
>He posted a self-degrading joke to your post and you started insulting him,

i didnt insult him though, i said its not my fault he has problems and i tried offering him advice. it sounded like he was being sarcastic and trying to diminish my post. what i said after he told me to fuck off could come off as insulting.

if you where speaking about now having sex for 4 months and someone suddenly said oh wow only 4 months, its gonna come off as being sarcastic.

Odds I kms
Evens I make a butty

anything interesting happen in the threads today lads? I've been with family all day.

>>36321011
He was being ironical

my cousin who i haven't seen in years came over today and my god i want to fuck her. she's not even first cousin she's like third cousin which is barely incest.

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>>36320815
well it's not really been much of a feast desu only woke up at 16:00 so not eaten loads. cheesey scrambled eggs with beans on toast for brekky pic related for well suppose it'd be my mid day snack
seen a couple twister ice lollies and some ice cream i'll have as a snack later on

where the fuck is everyone? i'm on uppers and bored as fuck

>>36321220
Do it faggot
t. anon who fucked his married cousin

theory test on wednesday
should be practicing but I cba
how hard can it be

gained 0.8kg this week, had 1700 calories today, thinking about having a pot noodle, kill me

>>36321266
I wish, i really doubt she would fuck me. if i can't even get fat drunk slags what chance do i have with her?

>>36321278
Mock tests and reading the highway code on the way to the test stood me in good stead

>>36321314
are you training to gain or lose weight?

>>36321327
the only thing I'm not sure on is braking distances
I only need to know 30mph and I can work out the rest

>>36321343
lose, obviously im doing shit though

>>36321314
>gained 0.8 kg this week
Maybe you just need to take a shit m8

>>36321353
1700 is not a lot of calories, though i dont know your height so its hard to judge.

Anyone here on amitriptyline/Elavil? I'm about to go on it for IBS and want to know about the weight gain

>>36320763
well desu i never knew him, just stuff i've seen on here really and i've only been coming to /britfeel/ for like 8 month or so so i've not seen much

>>36320802
I want to sell it to the dossers not smoke it. Is it available on the deep web sites?

>>36321349
that was the one thing that got me, mostly because I feel like it's not a relevant question when the distances were set such a long time ago in some old piece of shit car and also there so many factors involved in the stopping distance of a car to begin with that there is no one true answer for this

>>36321382
i empty myself before i weight myself each sunday

>>36321384
im ultra manlet, 5'3, 1700 is a bit too much for me and i should be eating slightly less, so having a pot noodle now is just going to mean more weight gain even if im exercising, at least judging on how it goes from previous weeks

>>36321410
yeah I got over the bullshit of the test when I did it the first time (didn't get my licence in the 2 years following obviously)

I've been on the road for 10+ years and the hazard perception videos are the most ridiculous shit ever
once you know exactly what they're trying to get from you, it's easy
but in terms of road safety, it's less than useless
so I just treat it as a game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5OJNVKqLmM

Tune.

>>36321385
i used to suffer from IBS. pepper mint oil stopped me getting it. do you know why you are getting IBS? it might be your diet

>>36321104
no, it's quiet af and nice and comfy desu

>>36320196
You had multiple chances to do that and you actively rejected people who wanted to be your friends.

Fuck off.

>>36321016

Even russian roulette doesn't have those odds

>>36321104
One guy got a KitKat Easter egg with no kitkat in the box

But then he found the kitkat in the egg, crazy world

>>36321466

Had it 10 years, lad. It's just being an absolute cunt at the moment and the usual drugs aren't doing a lot. Low dose amitriptyline has been pretty successful in studies so may as well give it a go.

Gonna go through the hypnotherapy course again but that takes ages to have any effect (if it does).

>>36320874
Oh is this your final year or just the end of term? Glad you're having a nice time though buddy, keep it up!

>>36320924
There's no 'dumping' involved and it won't affect how I view you at all. Whoever you are, I'd rather chat with you about sad things on steam and know you're going to be okay. Hit me up!

>>36321011
He was being ironic, come on bud you know better than this. There was no need to go on the offensive like that.

>>36321222
Nice trips!
Oh man I haven't had ploughmans in so long, you're making me crave it lad.
You got anything planned for tonight? Any films or vidya?

I'm so bored lads, we need something to make the evening interesting

>>36321780
Invite a strange man round to bum you silly, that's what I do

Cheese sandwich, a packet of McCoys and a glass of milk. Tasty stuff lads. First sandwich in months

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>Trying the nofap meme
>Have spent hours edging to pornstars all week
I think I'm doing it wrong.

>>36321780
currently following the nigger in cleveland going beta uprising

killed 13 so far, livestreaming his kills and shit

>>36321905
>killed 13 so far
According to only him. Listening to police scanner and they've only mentioned one death

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/25234/web

>>36321514
chill out friend it was me being nice.
>>36321777
end of my masters, feeling stressed.
>>36321780
get a shemale escort.

>>36321905
can i get a link to the stream lad?

>>36321952
because none of the others have been officially found yet, but one is confirmed from the video.

guy is just driving around the damn projects on a quiet easter sunday popping niggas lol

>>36321852
>>36321978

I'm not a fag, and I can't even afford a female escort

>>36321992
go on /pol/ its all there for you

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>>36322014
Even in the ghetto people would notice 13 dead people. And he killed a friendly old man, stop loling.

24 hours since my last cig, how long will it be before i stop missing them? I dont even feel like im craving nicotine, as strange as it sounds i feel sad like i cant see a good friend for the rest of my life (if i do pack in completely, obviously)

>>36322061
oh boy another ethnomasochist here

>welcome in all the blacks they are friendly and kind who cares about our native ethnic group!

>>>/diy/1162500

britfeel discord join discord gg slash t2M7yht

>>36322151
>welcome in
I'm reacting to an old man getting shot not drafting an immigration policy you retard

>>36322192
you are showing sympathy for a group who show no sympathy or remorse towards you, it is a completely self destructive way of thinking and acting and will only cause you damage, do not feel sorry for these people, because they wouldn't for you, if anything you should be celebrating one less of them in the world

>>36318523
>>36320196
Where did you go Jun? Missed you babes

>>36322229
>you are showing sympathy for a group
No, I'm showing sympathy for a person. Only an absolute abomination would celebrate an 80 year old getting murdered when he's out minding his own business.

just come up with a good joke just now lads, it's a good one this time

>>36322229
>if anything you should be celebrating one less of them in the world

how long have you been off your meds lad?

>>36321777
let me repay the compliment and admire your trips as well lad.
no vidya cause forgeot the plug for muh xbone. might watch a documentary later but dunno what. i've not even bothered to watch any dvds i brought up either.
mfw,only brought a 2.4 bag of weed with me on fri, still got enough for a couple of spliffs. decided to cut down on it desu

>>36322027
Invite a strange woman round to bum you silly, that's what I do

>>36322151
False flagging Paki

You're so obvious lol

>>36322294
Go on then let's have it

>>36319468
stay strong laddo

>>36322290
>I'm showing sympathy for a person.

again, i repeat, a person who hates you, and who would show no sympathy at all if you were injured or killed

quite fancy getting a gamecube tbqh

>>36322380
>not already having a gamecube

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>>36322344
alright here we go

what do you call someone who is afraid of toes?

lack-toes-intolerent

>>36322171
Dont undersatnd this Discord I seem to have just created the channel
https://discordapp.com/channels/303293692012396556
chubbs

>>36322395
>not having two gamecubes

>>36322350
>a person who hates you
>every black person is a 'we wuz kangz fuk whitey finna cap a nigga' criminal
And that's not how empathy works idiot. There's literal wild animals that would eat my corpse but I still dont enjoy seeing one slaughtered for no reason.

>>36322014
Nothing funny about innocent people being murdered mate. Try to grow up a little.

>>36322430
>not having a cube of gamecubes

N.A.S.A. take the chains off me

>>36322229
2017 and you are still acting like this. Its not a particular race which is stopping progress, its cunts with dysfunctional brains like you, regardless of the body they're in. Have a biscuit and behave

>>36322430
>>36322454
can we post consoles lads?

>>36318983
Pretty much dress like this, except i wear clarks occasionally instead of adidas

>>36322135
Have you thought about a vape? Probably a good choice if the cravings are tough

>>36322418
you're on to something but it might work better as
what do you call someone who doesn't like people with missing toes

>>36319328
Wiz is good if you're a NEET/virgin-depressed

>>36322533

tried vaping but even the low strength fill-ups just make me feel strange, its sort of hard to explain but they make me feel a bit sick, like all my torso feels strange

I know this isn't a recent problem, it might have gained traction around a year ago but it's really fucking pissing me off.

This trend with article headlines online, which follow a template of:
X happened. Here's why that's a problem.
Mr Y thinks A causes B. There's a problem with that.
Z is becoming normalised. And that's okay.
A + B = C. Here's why.

Such an arrogant, snarky way of phrasing it. JUST FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF.

>>36322418

What do you call a pub where all the birds go to?

>>36322567
Oh right yeah never had that myself, do the NHS do some stuff to help quit smoking or am I pulling shit out my arse? I can't remember

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>>36322605

The Crowbar

>>36322605
the birdbath?

>>36322605
Augustine's?

>>36322612

yea i think you can get a "quit-kit" or something along those lines from the NHS, if i dont last this time ill probably try to get one, hopefully ill improve soon though, thanks anon

>>36322575

Anon made a post and it was perfect.

>>36322664
No problem man keep on trying and you'll never look back. Quitting saved me so much money

>>36322605
Spoons origaningen

>>36322317
Oh shit I didn't see those! Lucky number sevens too, thank you kek!

Aww that's a shame, i've been looking for a new documentary to watch too. something comfy like jiro dreams of sushi - I absolutely love cooking documentaries like that and Huang's world.

Aww good luck on cutting down bud, I've stopped for over a week now, can't lie I still want to every day but I thought I was getting too dependant on it :( Hit me up on steam if you ever want to vent about stuff like that will you?

>>36318983
>Fred perry polos

why the fuck anyone spends 65bong for these I don't know, it's the same mass produced shit but with a brand.

Especially when a decent fitting black or white T-shirt is 7bong, no gaylord logos or graphics either. Just minimalist aesthetics

>>36322720
Watch "searching for sugar man" if you get the chance, won a few awards a couple of years ago and it'll definitely put a smile on your face

>>36322639
>>36322660
>>36322707

No, it was the crowbar
>>36322635

>>36322771
Top yourself cunt

>>36320271
not him but I live there. that grimey arcade is still there. unironically have a palm tree in my garden

I've got another one, here goes

why did the bike fall over?

>>36319355
Read your greentext out loud to my sister m8, giggled myself silly as I did it

>>36322720
>i've been looking for a new documentary to watch too.
Shared by docanon earlier

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0vcsrxTSWngWLpHcLnnncafNsgUybC3M

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Shui /yinggan/ zheli?

>tfw when not a member of the finish screaming men's choir https://youtu.be/RcvxSxpicLo

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Did you remember to spend this Easter thanking your glorious leader for his bounty of Easter Eggs he bestowed upon you?

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>ebin anon isn't online like usual

Hope he's okay

>>36322725
I hate how I can't call things gay anymore without somebody getting annoyed at me

>>36322874

Xi Jinping is my leader

>>36322874
>tfw no ethnically pure non degenerate country

fucking jelly of north koreans man, they dont call it best korea for nothing

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bank holiday weekend is almost over, everyone is back and work and miserable, kids are back at school and not wondering around the streets at night, like me, im going into wageslavery myself soon so i plan on making the most of my last 2 weeks of /nightwalk/

>>36322888
he's probably died from all the mouse droppings and black mold in his bedroom

>>36322890
Thats gay m8

>>36318520
Evidence?

Never heard of this

> write some cursory statements based on their profile
> write a little how we're share a similar taste
> send
> hope it gets read
> two "message threads" seems currently active

The experiment ends in just short of a month, failing this, I will have acceptable proof of a life of celibacy.

It's a cold world out there, I'm braving the wind to report my findings; as expected as they are.

>>36322925
>Evidence?
You really expect him to have any?

>>36318402
>tfw you remember all those goth qts in high school

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>>36322903
you should walk where there are not lights
and just let your eyes adjust
If the clouds clear should be a decnt moon tonight
pic not really realted as city centre web cam

>>36322988
No, that's why I asked

>>36318459
good post lad, as someone who knows albarn directed that vid

>>36323024
>tfw you used to have one but now she looks like she is addicted to crack.

Got out of there are the right time.

>>36318507
>tfw when you see the billboards about child snatchers all over london and the middle guy looks exactly like fry
>think "that's a weird choice"
>look closer and see he's endorsed it
>get savile flashbacks

>>36322903
Tried to do some spicy nightwalking to get home from a mates house yesterday but I got too scared and just took the long route where I could stick to main roads. Do you ever meet anyone shifty or get scared?

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Who Brit/pol/ ?

>>36322720
i've watched a few good docs this weekend desu
dunno if they've been comfy though 1 on mental asylums 1 on child killers/potential killers, 1 on a debt collector in liverpool, 1 what was interesting about an underground charcoal fire that had been burning under a town in murrica, that was an interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFZqWRtYvpM
1 but no cooking 1's
oh and seen 1 about the suicide forest in japan
i've your steam lad, don't worry i'll chew your ear off 1 day, and you can always do the same to me

>>36322903

Can't seem to nail the location of this one, but I won't give up yet

>>36322903
I prefer early morning walking. its great going out when its dark but when you come back its light. you can see the sunrise and hear the birds

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Cheese and biccies lad here, mum is making me cheese and biccies as i speak

who else /raidingtheirparentscheeseandbiccies/ here?

>>36323196
>mum is making me cheese and biccies as i speak
Lazy cunt.

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>>36323104

ive bumped into alot of strange people over the years ive been doing it, only been jumped once though and managed to push him to the ground and leg it, dont think he came after me

>>36323137
not sure if youve seen this picture but i found it in an old phone folder a few weeks ago, looks very comfy if i do say so myself