Robot Eyes

You look gross, shoot yourself you ugly nignose

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>>36325119
Are you the brazilian kid that got "VERGEM" carved on his skull

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>>36325119
y u look so sad anon?
every time you sad remember time when you happy :33

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Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy tale, if somebody said I was just your average guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. But let me assure you, this, like any other story worth telling, is all about a girl.

Amazing, wow !

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Jesus fucking christ how do you post something in this board

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>>36325119
1 robot eye

>>36325119
Clean your face you mongloid. Looks disgusting desu. Especially with that gigantic zit.

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>>36325119
best eyes ever

>>36327411
You look like someone I know, where do you live ?

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>>36326039

Those are big eyes

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all of these shit eyes

>>36325119
lol nice try cia you're not getting any biometrics from me

>>36327434
northeast metropolitan area of USA

>>36327474
I see, you look like my friend's brother.
You must slay a lot of pussies with that gaze dont you ?

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>tfw poo colored eyes

>>36326039
my trap radar is tingling, post the boi puss

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I have nothing original to say anymore

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>>36325119

welp this is it.

>>36327532
yea 42 roasties toasted so far. plus a mexican prostitute

>>36327347
Please be my one eyed gf(gf)

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>not at least trying to distort your eyes first

>all these eyes that still have life in them
Get the fuck out

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>>36327547
very shiny face anon pls wash your face with sugar and lemon

trust me.

>>36327551
like hairy assholes mate?
not to toot my own flute but i'd make a great trap desu

>>36327579
Lol, gave my virginity to a chubby blonde with glasses. Couldnt handle the vietnam flashbacks so I fucked a prostitute in the woods. Deathgrip ruined the experience tho :/

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Reverted to the ft

>>36327620
yes, post it

originially oregano

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>>36325119

>Tfw I got a bit of green in my eyes but you can't really see it because the rest is shit-brown.

Why live?

(pic is close to how they look)

>>36327581
d-do you mean it anon-kun?

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>>36327604
would you say these are dead or not?
cus I've felt nothing but dead lately

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This is me I'm super stoned and listening to police scanners
Some shts habbenin on the Cleveland scanners

>>36327687
Yes, please be my robotic one eyed gf. I will be the best bf(bf). I'm ugly and boring though

>>36327630
>vietenam flashbacks

uh dude what? lol

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>>36325119
Tfw superior grey eyes

>>36327666
kinda like mine OP. you're half nigger. embrace it

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>>36325119
mexibot here

>>36327815
ok then ill be your gf anon

>>36327895
ahh latina women are so fertile

>>36327855
Every timed I jerked off the only thing I could think about was me fucking that ugly girl

>>36327972
W-what do I do now? I've never gotten this far

>>36327992
kek got it.

>>36327895
Fembot you look like you work at IMSS or ISSSTE

>>36327579
Last thread you said 41 nigga. Do you just add another fake roastie everytime you post your shitty ass picture

>>36328030
i work in a farmacia

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>>36327876
I refuse to accept this

>>36328017
you give me a kik or something :o

>>36327447
original 4 u

>>36328048
nah i fucked a new one like an hour ago

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brown is the true human color
1 eye sorry

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Idk they look normal but are somewhat watery

>>36328293
>brown is the true human color

lol ok. well humans suck. id rather be a sociopathic, conquering neanderthal

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Male resting bitch face

>>36328354
Get well soon :D

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______origamu_______

this sentence for good luck

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I like to be, a busy busy bee

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I did my makeup earlier, that red stuff on the bottom is eyeshadow.

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Who else /Latino roboto/ here?

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I'm saving up for plastic surgery

>>36328905
Why would you do that? Also, what for? Hopefully not your eyes.

>>36328946
My face is too flat, and my eyes are slightly different

>>36328981
yall sum goobygoobers be proud of ur asian features baka

So is this thread going to diee now or what?

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/soc/ threads are a lot of fun, they make me wonder why they're on /r9k/.

>>36328859
You have very attractive eyes.

>>36328803
The make up doesn't look to great in this shot, but you have pretty eye brows.

>>36329044
That's not going to happen if asian hate threads are being shilled to the max every day.

>>36329296
Thanks, I get em waxed every few weeks or so.

>>36329296
>/soc/ threads are a lot of fun, they make me wonder why they're on /r9k/.

You know where you can also find /soc/ threads?
on >>>/soc/

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>posting your eyes so the cia can build a profile on you to stop your murder spree

>>36329296
Tim Heidecker?

original nigger

Why do we all have such dead eyes

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I like my eyes. At least they are not brown.

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Aryan checking in

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I'll be your "gf" anons!

>>36330507
I bet you're a Mexican. I swear to god, Mexicans are the worst.

>>36330539
Nah senpai, I'm a britbong

>>36330558
Prove it, then. Not that you have to, but I would like to know that I was wrong.

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>>36325119
Good meme my phone camera is shit

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>>36330685
Better pic what colour would you say my eyes are?

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>>36330619
Um okay, look to the uk and find "roboot".

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2492107

Send me an email and I guess that would work.

>>36330733
Only if you were looking for a friend, that would work. I'm sorry, but I'm really not into guys. But hey, maybe you will find someone someday.

>>36330955
I'm not gay senpai, I just like to take the piss mate

>>36330726
Hazel, maybe? Your pic really is shit.

>>36330685
Slayer hooding

>>36331002
Yeah, well. Who knows on this board... Or even in this day and age.

>>36331042
Still though, I definitely trap for you anon I would do as you would command ;^)

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>>36331079
I don't even know if I'm the commanding type. Not submissive either. Apathetic, maybe?
Anyway, [email protected] is my throwaway email. My eye is the central heterechromia one. Whoever wants to message me, knock yourself out.

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>>36331021
I blinded myself like 9 times for this pic

>>36331196
You don't need to tell me. And yeah, that looks hazel to me.

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tfw one eye more open than the other at all times

>>36331245
I think that's actually pretty cool. Can't tell you why, since I don't really know myself. But don't think of it as a flaw.

>>36331196
The build in your face tells me you are ether a young boy or a female

>>36331347
am 17 ooga booga

>>36331396
MODZ MODZ

>>36331163
I'll save the email anon, check it in the next couple of months (moving out to my own apartment) you might get something nice when I'm in full privacy.

>>36331347
Yup, I feel the same way. I'm leaning towards "babyfaced man", though.

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I had blue eyes until I was 3. Now all that's left of it are these rings. Also I can't take a photo of my eye properly. I want to die.

>>36331422
I will, if I remember. Please, don't give me PTSD. Send memes.

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You know how you feel nothing for so long and then when you can feel again the pain is that much worse?

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quite blue I think

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Mine look blue sometimes in certain lighting, but they're green/hazel.

>>36332591
Ever get compliments?
A grill used to like my eyes
Felt good cause it was something I never knew people liked

Do you think op is gonna use your eye photos for a retina scanner or something?

>>36332681
Nope, never had any. I wish I got them, though. That sounds like a great sign that she's paying close attention to you.

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Rate em nerds