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>>36433046
my perfect wife is a shapeshifter who can also make blow through magic
check m8

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>>36433046
Are the hookers clean and T H I C C?

>>36433046
The perfect wife would let me do all the hookers and blow I want.

PERFECT WIFE ALL DAY. Drugs are for cucks

>>36433073
>telepathic sex slave
>The episode,"The Perfect Mate", from Star Trek TNG

>>36433088
>clean
who gives a shit you arent gonna live that long with endless blow anyway
>T H I C C?
obviously

Perfect wife all day. I can buy all the coke I'd need, too much would probably ruin my life anyway. If the wife is actually perfect you don't need the hookers.

>>36433106
But then you gotta pay for your wife AND your hookers/blow.
Get fuckin cucked

>>36433182
What if the perfect wife has an unlimited supply of money?

>>36433046
>Perfect bottle of wine

Vs

>Unlimited mugs of hobo piss

>>36433236
>implying hookers cant be classy
the good ones are on par with hollywood actors

>>36433203
>women
>money
PICK NONE

Perfect wife in a heartbeat.

She would be THICC after I knock her up. Then I can get mommy's milkies.

>>36433248
>Thots who sell ass for cash
>Classy

>Wanting 10000x used goods
>Not a cuck

>Using classy past the year 1948
>Not fedora

>>36433290
>He doesn't know what real hookers are like
o am i laffin

>>36433331
Enlighten us then, huggy bear

Perfect wife no doubt. Mostly because I want children.

>>36433046
The perfect wife because hookers have STDs and they're fuckin' nasty.

also this girl has a really cute bootyhole.

>>36433046
her vagina is literally perfect