>Great Aunt found the sweat sponge

>>36526818

>Not using paper towels

>>36527114
That's so wasteful. With a sweat sponge you can reuse and let dry out. The only problem is its not disposable.

>>36528244
well tell your aunt that, maybe that way she will understand and you dont have to be embarrassed about it

she only speaks Spanish and I can't talk to her. They brought a priest over guys im really worried...

>>36528485
this is serious now anon. how many cloves of garlic can you find in 15 minutes? also do you own a toaster with four slots?

>>36528521
No time for that. I know why he's here. They're gonna try to get (((him))) out. I've barricaded the doors and started shitting on the floor to repel them.

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>Sister found the pee dimension

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>mom found my cum barbie

They're breaking down the door guys. I think i'm gonna break my cyanide capsule.

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>grand dad found the spew bible

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>second cousin discovered the booger barrel

bump

efwhiuwop

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>neighbor's wife unlocked the shit mansion

>great uncle uncovered the anthropomorphic antebellum

bumping again

hjrgsewpoit

>neighbour stumbled into the cum rag pit

REEEEEEEEEEE

>a robber broke into my house and saw my toenail tarp
I'm just glad he didn't steal it

>stepmom found the spinal fluid repository

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>Conquistadors found the cum continent

DAMN IT, this was all I had left

>boyfriend found the porn planet
well i'm fucked

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>trap gf stumbled upon the underground semen lake

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK

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>step-mothers husband in law found the xylem xylophone

I knew I couldn't keep it a secret forever but goddamnit

>>36530066
Woke the neighbours

>>36526818
>/r9k/ found this thread again

SHIT

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>Gestapo found the shekel vault.

SHUT IT DOWN.

>"son, what's this that I found in your room?"
>"w-what is it mother?"
>"this 'multimode masturbation manual'."
>"m-must be from whoever lived here before us, haha..."

>>36529555
chect. Nice Triple 5s

>emu found the Australian

It was terrible watching what happened