Anyone else just freeze up on tinder?

>Download Tinder after starting college
>Get 30 matches in a few weeks
>Get excited at first, but become disappointed after realizing nearly all of my matches are bland and basic as fuck
>Get matched with a QT introvert girl and go on a date with her
>She ghosts me after our date, although at least she took my hugging virginity
>Become depressed as hell and delete the app

I think I'm going to try again this summer.

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>>36527071

If I ever match with a normal girl that isn't a ham beast I seem to ruin it somehow.

I show it to my normie friends and they all tell me it's awkward. I can't even conceive of how it's awkward because autism.

There's something to "game" that I simply never learned. It's like the way they say that you we can read Latin but never understand how it was colloquially spoken in Rome. I just don't get it.

t. cyborg

>>36527206

so basically you're a complete and total normie, but you're a faggot

nice blog

>>36527071
>Get Tinder
>Get no matches
>Uninstall

I think the trick with tinder is literally just to try fuck the girls. If a girl wants sex, it is taboo for her to just ask for it, and the thought of being turned down or exposed as a whore is too scary for them also. So they get tinder and organise a "date" with a guy, then sleep on the first date. What you do from there varies, if you're successful at proving you're not disgusting at the "date".

>>36527206
>30 matches on tinder
>took my hugging virginity
Wow bro, you're a fucking normie and even i did better on a first date than you and i'm a complete fucking loser

>>36527338
This. I was extremely lucky to get one match every other week.

>>36527409

>Getting matches automatically results in getting a date with a likeable person.

Nearly every girl I matched with was a moron who had no interests beyond watching Netflix and posting selfies on Instagram.

>>36527499
>meeting nice wife-tier girls
>on tinder
Nigga you have nobody to blame but yourself, the point is you created a tinder and got matched with stacies
gtfo

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>>36527071
>install tinder
>get matches
>message matches
>no responses
>uninstall tinder

>Freeze up on any 1 to 1 convo
Guess that's why the only socialization I'm comfortable with is on 4chan and with camwhores

The only time I've gotten replies on Tinder is when I pretend to be alpha-chad and talk about throatfucking them.

Which I never follow up on because I'm not fucking interested in that.

>>36527071
why the fuck do you niggers even go on tinder? its only made for attractive people to hook up and i bet most of you are ugly as fuck

That was a good opener anon, I felt that one. Don't think it will go well with all girls though.

> try tindr
> Months go by without a single match
> Get each time less and less selective
> A guy shows up on my swipes accidentally (it had happened before but this one was more attractive)
> Swipe right just for the lulz
> Immediately matched
> Holyfuckwhathaveidone.jpg
> He tries to start a conversation with me
> I try to explain to him that I'm not really gay, just accidentally swiped right.
> He asks why I haven't unmatched him then
> I say I'm so lonely that I wanted to Know what it felt like to have a match
> Start talking
> Become friends
> Meet and become irl friends
> He would be considered a normalfaggot by r9k standards, but he sympathizes with my problems
> Thinks progressing further and further
> I like him each time more
> Sometimes I feel like touching him longer than it's customary, or on awkward places like his stomach and thighs and chest...
> Last time we smoked weed I barely could control my urges to touch him
> Thinking about him every hour
> Getting butterflies upon seeing him
Guys I think I might have turned gay... Is this shit possible?

>>36528664
You just have a friend