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>Be me
>College man-child autist
>Stay in room 24 hours a day playing vidya on weekends
>Stock up on food beforehand to avoid human interaction
>Piss in cups and pour them out the window
>Use a headset so I can pretend to sleep if my housemates try to bother me
>Normal Saturday night playing csgo in my cave
>Loud drunk housemates came home with normie friends
>Don't care continue vidya
>Suddenly the urge to shit hits harder than ever
>Can't go to the toilet because it's past the normies
>The enormous shit starts trying to squeeze out of my pooper
>Pull my pants down and grab a grocery bag
>Barely able to squat over the bag in time
>The sweet feeling of release overwhelms me
>The first two turds miss the bag completely and plop down on the carpet
>Catch the rest in the bag but start pissing too
>Pissing A LOT
>Enjoying the private toilet time in the comfort of my room
>Suddenly my door burst open
>My housemate stands in the doorway with a drunken grin
>Then his brain begins to compute what he is seeing
>Me half naked holding a bag under my ass with shit and piss on the carpet
>His expression changes to confused disgust
>"what the fuck dude"
>"I-I-Uhh"
>He slams the door
>I start shaking from the autsim
>Suddenly everyone in the house goes from loud to quiet
>Then hear loud "Eww" and WTF sounds from outside
>He told them all
>Lock my door and stay in my room rationing food and shitting in bags for 4 days
>Housemate doesn't talk to me anymore
How should I overcome my crippling autism/ an hero?
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Just tell him you have crippling social anxiety, u waited to poop for so long cuz scared and realized u waited too long so u shat in a bag instead of shtiing your pants half way to toilet infront of everyone._._._._.
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Wait, is OP serious?
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>>36621050
>locks himself in his room
>doesnt barricade the door
0/10 would not NEET with.
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>>36621050
tell him you were sick or something
people live down shitting themselves in public all of the time
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>>36621050
if serious, then you gave me a good laugh.
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>>36621208
>>36622689
i hope this is fake, its so autisimo that it hurts just to read
if its real my first move would be to move the fuck out because that shits too embarrassing to live with
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>>36621050
>>Suddenly everyone in the house goes from loud to quiet
>>Then hear loud "Eww" and WTF sounds from outside
I hate them
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