/britfeel/

absolutely suffering with this cold lads, I can't stand being ill and I rarely get Ill

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I've finally done it, lads.

I'm retarded.

Normies Are Inferior - A message from our NEET Overlord, Alexander Gordon Jahans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_JGiv21Fc

I had 5 minutes to squeeze in a quick wank this morning before people came back into the house. I came about 10 seconds before the door opened and muttered 'we did it reddit' to myself just after.

So basically I'm spending too much time here.

>>36616158
Holy shit that's a blast from the past.

Oh anon, please, let me wear your underwear... i_i don't want to keep them I just think they'd look cute on me... o-ok you think it's weird... I understand

>>36616179
Sounds stressful.

>>36616192
Yep, I logged in about a month ago and thought "Fuck it, let's finish levelling my old character".

>>36616158
Haven't played this game in like 10 years wew. Tried to login last year but I've forgot all my details

>>36616179
I said "I'm so fucked up" after jacking off a few nights ago

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You saved up your spunk for me?

>>36616166
I lasted 34 seconds. When will this fat fuck throw himself in front of a bus?

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>go to bed at 9pm last night to wake up early
>have to be up 6am to hang out with this girl while she takes photos of trees and shit for her course
>any excuse to get out the house really
>don't wake up at 6am
>sleep through 10 alarms
>wake up now after 14 and a half hours sleep

Better than waking up at the usual 5 in the afternoon but still..

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i curse you britfeel with long life of autism eeeeeuuuu oooooga boooga

>>36616291
Haha wtf lad 14 hours. Poor tree girl

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This is your average /britfeel/ user.
Will you ever be able to gloat over fellow NEETs like him? With a sharp fashion sense, intimidating physique and a thicc qt by his side he has earnt his right to be smug.

>>36616291
>being a personal slave to a girl who wont even give you a handy beforehand
dont cuck yourself

Family has convinced me to go and see the latest cape based movie at the local picturehouse. Do Odeons sell beer?

>>36616354
yes lad but it's fucking expensive

>>36616354
buy some at the shop before you go

>>36616371
expect to pay at least a fiver for one

>>36616354
>see the latest cape based movie
Which one? There's like 3 new capeshit movies a day, it's reached industrial scale.

>>36616395
Guardians of the galaxy I'd imagine

>>36616371
>>36616388
Ah shit. They're dragging me along though so I might be able to get them too buy them

>>36616382
Might shove a couple in my coat. I wish a lived closer to one tbqh so I could go alone and just get pissed while watching movies without having to drive back.

>>36616395
GotG 2. Watched the first one earlier this week when they asked me to come. It was ok like, bit better than the average capeshit but thats not too hard. I'm getting pretty sick of them now though so hopes aren't high for this one.

Living near a high school is killing me lads. Seeing people who've already achieved more than I probably ever can walk past all the time.

>>36616496
You're not fooling anyone you yankee doodle CUNT

>finish at 2:30 on Fridays

It's a good feel lads. I'm thinking about grabbing a Double XL at Burger King on the way home

Gave myself a papercut. First time I've done that in years.

>>36616499
I'm generally more lenient with people on that one myself. Probably because my school never called itself a secondary school.

>>36616494
my parents wanted me to go and see that with them aswell. i dont really want to but fuck it i'll go. the worse part is that they make me pay for my own food and tickets

>>36616494
I have no idea how it got so ridiculously popular, people claim it was a "breath of fresh air" in the stale sci-fi genre but it was exactly the same as all the other ones - attractive alien girl that's just a human with strange coloured skin, lovable creatures with limited vocabularies, generic evil bad guy that wants to the destroy the universe etc. Yeah the soundtrack was good but people were only going mad for it because they had pleb taste and had never heard the classic songs before.

>>36616528
I just said I'll only go if you're paying and they were like ok then. Thats basically how they get me to go anywhere with them nowadays. A free couple of pints or food and I'll do anything.

>finish at 1:20 on Fridays
>Sushi and bento box delivery
>F1 Academy staff left today as well, free Papa Johns.

God I love working for a Jap company.

>>36616557
What company lad? Honda?

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other people are dumb

>>36616604
>other people are dumb
>takes a picture of the screen with his phone
no, you are dumb

>>36616509
Go for it senpai, nice start to a comfy weekend.

>>36616551
I can kinda see why it happened but it doesn't make it as good as they say it is. "Quirky" characters, classic quipfest marvel writing as well as digging into the nostalgia market with the old tunes and having the main character experiencing nostalgia like the viewer so they can relate more.
The world was a bit different to the regular capeshit at least be it's mostly just a mix of classic sci fi settings that they move between.

Moving out anon here, how'm I doing?

rent 500-600
gas 25
electric 40
water 25
tv license 12
council tax 30
phone 12
food 100
internet 30
servers 40 (once moved out plan on migrating to hosting my own servers)
spotify 10

>>36616591
Glorious Nissan my dude.

>>36616635
do you actually watch TV and do you need a spotify sub

>>36616659
don't watch tv but parents insist I get a tv license - I listen to 10+ hours of spotify per day so want the sub

>>36616635
>servers 40 (once moved out plan on migrating to hosting my own servers)
What are you hosting?

>>36616676
Tell your parents you got a license but don't actually buy one then. Also 30 quid council tax sounds cheap as fuck, is that correct?

>>36616694
VOIP servers, file hosting, media streaming, bots and a game server

>>36616708
estimated for one person with severe disabilities

>>36616641
Nice, the place I work at has a few F1 industry customers, not Nissan though mostly Williams and Maclaren

>>36616724
>severe disabilities

wah wah does baby have the 'tism

>>36616709
Ah fair enough. I've thought about setting one up a few times but I never go around to it.

>>36616742
baby has schizo and the 'tism also I never complained about having them, if anything I think I'm lucky to have them - no crying going on here pal

>>36616745
pick up a raspi as your first server
>30quid
>fiver a year to run 24/7 on electric
what server where you planning on setting up?

>>36616641
ah datsun

Phoning up the Channel 4 press office to ask them about Goodfellas lads.

Will post the Vocaroo when I'm done.

>>36616773
If you think you're actually lucky to have them then they can't be that severe, benefit scum

>>36616805
I don't class them as severe, the doctors and government do you fucking idiot

stayed up until 7 then the dick head next door started hammering and drilling (again) at 10, feel like shit now lads

>>36616773
Just stuff like media streaming, maybe a game server or a seedbox. It's mostly just one of those plans that you have in your head that never comes to fruition for whatever reason.

>>36616150
asdafassssssss

>>36616847
make a seedbox, it's a lotta fun, then setup plex to stream directly off it (make sure to use a vpn though)

Phoned up the C4 press office.

Sadly the results are inconclusive.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TNiUvh483h

>be girl
>trying to poop
>poop stuck
>put two fingers in pussy and push poo out from the otherside

Feels good man

>>36616635
>food 100

This was my food budget for years, and it was miserable near the end. I'm also a good cook too, so that wasn't the problem. 3 quid a meal is not a lot at all, and that's without even factoring in breakfast and lunch.

Got an extra 25-50 for it? Your food (in particular, the quality of your fish and meat) will be infinitely better.

>>36616917
girls are gross
Priggish

>>36616951
yeah I can up it by 25 will 125 be enough for one good meal a day? I only eat a breakfast bar and one meal a day

>>36616951
was discussing this with colleagues at work the other day I told them my budget (just me) for food was 100 quid they laughed at me nd asked why I spend so much. Honestly I thought 100 quid was bottom of the barrel it fucking sucks if I'm honest

some builders just knocked on the door asking if the car outside the house belonged to me, I said it was my mums car
he then asked me to move it because they needed to move their van to put up scaffolding
I said I'd ask her to shift it
knocked on her bedroom door but she wasn't in, which was odd because she left her keys on the hook.
she'd gone out somewhere in my dads car presumably
now I'm panicking
what if he asks me to move it?
I don't drive, I have a provisional licence, I'm not insured to drive it, not even sure I'd know how
but then what if he said he'd do it for me if I have him the keys?
it's not my car, I can't just let this guy move it, even if I'm watching the whole time
what do I do, what can I do
I give it a couple of minutes, start to calm myself down and come up with a solution
I'll go outside, tell them I thought she was in but she isn't and she's taken her keys with her and then come back in the house, lock the door and if he knocks again, don't answer
deep breath, I open the door and step outside
he's chatting to a colleague and he turns to me
"oh, it's alright mate, you don't need to shift it, we got the wrong house"
still shaking but I'm glad it's over

>>36616917
why sometimes in porn does it look like girls have two assholes when it's closed?

>>36616982
1 main meal a day? Should be fine depending on how fancy you want your food. Could even get some treats in there as well if you don't mind cheapening out on them a bit

>>36617058
They clearly are eating out at cafes, sandwich shops and stuff and not factoring that into their food budget.

Even when you create batches, and have leftovers for the next day, 100 is still bottom of the barrel, unless you go proper povvo and buy Iceland/Farmfood brand frozen shite.

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Just another day /working construction/ T-B-H lads. Verifying my levels are correct.

>>36617070
that was a rollercoaster
glad you made it out alive

>>36617126
Did you do the reflection shit on purpose? Why else are you wearing the hat like a spaz?

I kind of miss having a job lads. Free time feels so much better when you've been in work and you don't feel guilty about doing nothing. Actually nah just remembered the early morning wake up part fuck that ha haah

>>36617058
Most people don't have a food budget and just buy things when they need them so your colleagues are likely massively underestimating how much they spend on food.

>>36617070
one time my dad parked his car blocking the exit of a carpark and i waited inside, this furious man came shouting at me asking to move it but i don't drive, literally thought he was going to beat me up

>>36617155
>and you don't feel guilty about doing nothing.

Stop this. This is one of the worst propaganda I've ever seen and it seems to affect loads of people.

>>36617126
Pretty funny reflection lad.

Never seen a nerd on a building site before.

>tfw too smart to consider myself an autistic retard but too much of an autistic retard to succeed in life

>>36617145
>Why else are you wearing the hat like a spaz?

Because when I'm looking through the telescope of the instrument the peak of the hat gets in the way which means I'll knock it out of level.

>>36617170
I wouldn't feel guilty doing nothing, I'd just feel purposeless.

Although I suppose it wouldn't be any better to have some shitty slavery job like supermarket or call center work be your purpose in life.

>>36617168
I parked in a parent and child parking spot at tesco 2 days before christmas after spending 30 mins driving around the place and some woman got mad at me but I just walked off and left her standing next to her car

>>36617188
Well, that's me told!

Do carry on

>>36617184
it's tough to achieve what you want when you don't want anything

ethnomasochist

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charley says

>>36617203
I know what you mean lad. Those are basically my options at the moment. I have to do menial work until I die.

Actually, that's not true. I have an excellent job that pays well.

I just sometimes come here and pretend to be in a much worse situation than I am now.

Quite ghoulish, isn't it?

Also I'm replying to my own post.

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>>36616123
White women are choosing black men edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>people that eat chicken paste

>>36617279
>eating pate at all

VILE "food"

>>36617234
>you might be killed

is this real

>>36617279
My dad is the sort of man who eats baked beans straight off the shelf, out of the can.

does anyone here play the lottery? i buy a couple of tickets every month
i know how close to zero the odds of winning are but its fun to dream

>inb4 retard tax

Which celebrities are you looking forward to seeing die?

>>36617338
I do that with ravioli, true patrician food

>>36617212
very true
especially when you constantly worry you might want something in future, and thus don't want to close off any pathways.

>>36617342
Stephen fry desu

gonna have a pizza tonight
I was gonna have one last night but I wanted to wait until it was dark before I collected it and I ended up falling asleep

In an absolute shit state lads. Reckon my mum will end up taking the fall for her dealer bf. Drinking myself into oblivion desu. She was always a stupid bitch, but it still upsets me to see her do this again and again. She might end up nicked this time.

>>36617341
Yeah I buy tickets occasionally if I have some spare money and it has rolled over a few times, I get way into the dreaming tho

>>36617346
>canned ravioli
>patrician

anon please

>>36617371
what's the situation lad?

>>36617341
When the jackpot starts getting higher, I'll buy a lucky dip and pray for the balls to release me from my council estate living NEET life. I never spend more than my income anyway

>>36617397
Not sure how much to say in case Mummy May is listening. Basically though, she pays all the bills and takes all of the risk and he spends the money he earns on the side.

>>36617342
David Attenborough.

He has ruined so many comfy documentaries with his bullshit.

I'll settle for him losing his voice, because I absolutely despise listening to it

>>36617413
He's in with some shifty cunts and all. Smugglers, gamblers, dealers. Proper underworld shit

I'm planning on shitting on Tony Blair's grave when that bastard dies.

>>36617433

t. paki and proud

>>36617425
sounds rough lad, do people come to the house?

Had a good trip lads.

Had a long hard think about eating animals and I don't think I can morally justify putting money into the meat industry.

I'll only buy straight from farmers, on the rare occasion that I consume meat.

>>36617437
>confirmed for teenager
Ask your mum how many Brits died thanks to that arsehole

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>go to shop for 20 minutes
>just get back and neighbour complains my dog was barking
>haven't once complained to him about his 7am outdoor DIY and lawn mowing

fucking prick

>>36617453
You could ask your local butcher where they source their meat from, and then visit the farm to see if it upholds your morals

>>36617437
>anti blair means youre a paki

n-nani!?

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>plan to paint the shed today
>buy some paint yesterday
>wake up
>unforecast rain
>clouds so it won't dry quickly

Another day wasted.

>cookery show
>culinary genius
>they're peeling courgettes
>this is a challenge

Hardly pissing Masterchef is it

>>36617470
>7am outdoor DIY and lawn mowing
Is it always 7am and after? Never before? Because I think the legal loud noise times are 7am-11pm

>>36617538
Always after, fairly certain he's aware of the law because it always starts soon after 7am

>tfw no polish neighbour to have a chat with over the garden fence and then go a pint with

What happened to that anon? Was a nice story

Shit I need to clean the bathroom before mum gets home.

>>36617452
I don't live with her anymore. But yeah, I think so. He was out last night in some kind of poker game, got beat up I think. With gambles with dodgy fuckers from Africa though, who knows how it could escalate? I'm hoping my mum doesn't end up sold or some shit, or I don't get cunts at my door wanting me to pay off some debt

>>36617562
Hmm is he operating a business and is it bothering others in the street? I think the law allows for some leeway in the event of constant nuisance noise.

You could just tell him that he has no right to complain given his DIY activities around the clock, some of these old fucks think the world revolves around them when it comes to peace and quiet.

I'm going back to 505 lads.

Wish me luck.

>>36617578
That might have been me. We still go out for a pint and chat while we smoke in our back gardens. I'm helping him decorate his living room tomorrow.

alright lads. what jacket could i wear over a polo shirt and Adidas trainers? thanks

asked /fa/ but they always seem to ignore me. blood yanks ey

>>36617666
You could just not care about fashion like some kind of fairy poof battyboi

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>>36617666
>polo shirt

how about this one you big poof

>>36617679
>>36617688

>Caring about fashion makes you a poof

wew lad. i know people in here are autistic but this is on another level. do you fellas also piss in bottles, not wash for weeks and let your mum cut your hair?

>>36617688
whats wrong with poloshirts? it's basically all i own

>>36617713
nothing, he is just autistic or baiting

>>36617711
theres caring about how you look, and theres looking for advice online about how to match your outfit when all youre wearing are trainers and a shirt you gaylord

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Any York or Lancaster fags about? Wtf is this roses shit anyway? Fucking normie activities.

>>36617648
>he's still here

Thanks for the update!

>>36617711
>>36617666
You lad.

See:
>>36617711

>>36617761
2 people (House of Lancaster and York) wanted to be King, so they started fighting each other for it

>>36617772
It's a sporting event lad
but you probably knew that you pretty princess

>>36617740
nothing wrong with asking online, i just want a second opinion. people always do it, including normies. you're just being retarded and edgy.

>>36617786
>tfw took part in war of the roses battle reenactment

>>36617786
H-ha yea... You got me!

I honestly thought you meant the War of the Roses

I think I have destroyed my dick lads. I can no longer maintain an erection without a furious death grip.

>>36617793
nothing wrong with it but it does make you a complete pussy, the only normies who do it are also faggots, have you seen /fa/?
get a grip lad

>>36617766
what does this even mean lad

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>>36617803
oops lado, I forgot that we werent on an ironic humour imageboad. sorry, love you
>>36617801
Sounds cute. I played larp once, but I suppose that's nothing close. How correographed are those things anyway?
>>36617822
Kek, how old? Does it feel like permenant whisky dick?

>>36617711
>do you fellas also piss in bottles, not wash for weeks and let your mum cut your hair?

Yes, yes and Yes. (not even joking)

>>36617861
I don't know what whisky dick feels like but gentle stroking makes me go soft.

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>>36617437
Being a Blairite in the year 2017

>>36617823
have you got a cock up your ass and looking for an argument? the fuss you are kicking up over this lad.

you cant really people a pussy lad when you're trying to start an argument over asking for a second opinion.

>n-normies never ask for a second oponion, only gays do it

you ever been on facebook, kid? you must be autistic or baiting

I've never been to nandos or 'spoons

just watched thinner
how the fuck did stephen king ever make a name for himself

>>36617900
I went to nandos once after the cinema but didn't like it as I've been brought up on bland English food because my parents don't like anything with a bit of spice.

My dad doesn't even like pizza or mcdonalds because its "too american".

>>36617903
Every time I read one of his endings, I think the same thing

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This honetsly makes me reeee so hard

>>36617964
yeah but they're australian

>>36617891
like i said at the start lad, theres a little difference between getting a second opinion on something and shitting yourself in case your trainers are a shade too dark for you jacket
just because a lot of people do it doesnt make it not gay as fuck m8

>>36617964
why? they deserve the girls. its not their fault you are lazy

>>36617903
Same with IT. Everyone remembers the spooky clown, not the retarded space spider at the end.

>>36617964
I only ree when I see some basic bitch <7/10 with a Chad.

Stick to 10/10s, and stop giving these average sluts attention

>>36617987
>hours of working out and keeping fit
>rewarded with a girl who simply doesn't over eat

>>36617984
who said i was shitting myself though? you mad bastard. i just wanted a second opinion. i wasnt fucking expecting one in the first place but i thought i would ask because why not, it only takes 10 second to make a post.

>>36617900
Nandos is alright, nothing special but gets the job done.
Spoons is good for a cheap pint and a plate of nachos. It's a safe bet but you always know what you're getting. You're never going to be blown away though.

>>36617964
I wish these guys were black
When does /Goodfellas/ start?

>>36618026
shoo nigger scum back to africa with you

>>36618014
they will look like shit once they get to their 30s or have kids

>>36618010
But they're so fucking cute lad.
>>36618026
A couple of minutes lad, just walk through the noose portal.

>>36617891
>you must be autistic or baiting

well done, you've figured it out. now stop replying.

>>36618016
calm down lad, i know your a pussy but theres no need to shit yourself over it

got an interview at the high class call centre lads

3 quid an hour!

>>36618010
>I only ree when I see some basic bitch <7/10 with a Chad.

the chad probably has social anxiety or actually gets on well with the girl.

im an 8 and ive dated 5/6s because i liked their personality and im not great with women

I just stood after unplugging my router and I nearly passed out

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>be checking through the archive because bored
>anon didn't use my exemplary origional content
Wew lad

>>36618120
>3 quid an hour!
That's not even minimum wage, report them to the government.

>>36618066
do you want a fight about it?

>>36618138
>pew pew
what did he mean by this?

>>36618145
dont be silly they pay the rest in kettle chips

>>36618151
right now lad give me an address ill be there

Preposing to re-name thiss general /whooshfeel/

gonna buy a beer brewing kit lads

>>36618166
give me yours lad. you are meant to be the hard man

>>36618138
>no truck boys
Seriously consider therapy

>>36618172
Please make sure not to make other people drink your mistakes

Everyone knows that branded beer from supermarkets/ bargain booze are better than homebrew, so just accept it instead of trying to delude your friends into thinking otherwise

>>36618183
dorset street bolton m8 ill be waiting pussyfart

>>36618172
Nice. In a few months you might have saved 10 quid.

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>>36618184
The truck boys have been nothing but trouble these last weeks. Maybe my old buddy Xi will throw them in a labour camp.

>>36616274
would cost too much to fix the bus

>>36618210
>pussyfart

its ok we're all autistic here

>>36618232
>>36618205
I just want to see what it's like, If it's shit then oh well but it may alright

>>36618210
>this is near me

That's 3 Bolton anons now

>>36618138
Sorry lad my bad. I must have missed it. I can always get down with some Sansa action.

FUCK

I want to pop out to the shop to get some crisps, but I left it too late and I'd have to walk past all the school children who live on council estates

Well it looks like I've defeated my neck spot but my lip re-opened this morning.

>>36618282
>being afraid of children

>>36618282
>tfw only 3 houses all owned by old people between me and the shop
positive feels.

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>>36618210
>>36618255

Careful lad, he might get his 10 cousins on you

>>36618293
ree, I know this feel too much lad. my last witch stick ran out months ago, and I've never been to the uni pharmacy.

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>>36618210
im already there. be prepared to get a nasty knuckle sandwich

absolutely parched here

where are the truck boys with an ice cold brew delivery?

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>tfw everyone in MGO types "XD"
What did they mean by this?
Post waifus

>>36618316
why does anyone, regardless of race, need to stand in a group outside a house like this? fucking normies man...

>>36618380
it's the queue for the 8 year old english girl they've got inside

>>36617341
A britfeel roastie won it before, it's in the archives

>>36618282
I know this feel all too well man. I cant leave the house within 2:30-4:30 for this very reason.

>>36618380
In the Terraced council estates back gardens are usually tiny and cramped so people like to go to the front to be more open. They also weirdly are mates with all their neighbors and talk to them often. My mums family do this a lot and shes picked up the habit of leaving the front door open if anyone is outside or sometimes even if it's just sunny. It's shit.

>>36618282
They always crowd around in groups and pester you.

I'm a babyfaced manlet so I'll be 40 before they stop doing this shit

>>36618316
>no Man Utd shirts
strange

>>36618282
I only have to worry about the people behind the counter trying to engage me in banter.

>>36618448
I never got on with the chav filth despite growing up among them

>>36618282
You might meet your qt gf
you never know

>>36618476
Same here. I'm too reserved and private. I can't even pretend to be "pally" with them any more

>>36618457
Chelsea and City are the new hotness for Rasheeds.

>>36618492
>>36618476
>>36618468
Wrong!
>>36618491
This lad knows. It's all about that chav puspus

>had a bad dream that my parents moved into a smaller house
>had to share a bedroom

I woke up in a cold sweat lads, the house in the dream had a very small garden with not enough room for my pool in summer..

>>36618545
What the fuck are you on about? Chad/ stacey dynamic x sub 100 IQ = chav culture

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>sudden surge of suicidal thoughts before I go to sleep

ah yes, I really need to stop procrastinating doing everything and just play a game or watch a movie or something, being alone with your thoughts for hours at a time isn't healthy. Then again I can't find anything that captures me and I quit after 5mins

Who here /alcoholic/?

Off to the paki shop to get the daily bottle of vodka

>>36618597
you still working out and that lad?

Polish>Pakis>Niggers>Chavs

>>36618610
Currently on the voddo mesen lad. Been about it since I got out of therapy at 12

>>36618610
Yeah I drink a lot of beer

>Richard III- The king laid to rest
>Medieval Apocalypse- The black death
>1066- A year to conquer England
Which doc should I watch next lads?

>>36618629
yeah I run in my garden, I should be today and I might soon but I've just woken up and my legs are killing me

>>36618631
I'd put nigs over pakis, if only because I see them less

>>36618631
Do quite like the poles tbqh, just another conservative european country like us.

>>36618648
>>Richard III- The king laid to rest
Do you think he would have minded having cars parked on top of him?

>>36618648
kenneth clark's civilization

its on the iplayer

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>>36618650
give ya self a rest then me kid. maybe you should do some push ups, and other body weight exercises for your other body while you rest your legs

do me proud lad.

>>36618679
I dont have iplayer and I'm focusing on British history right now.

>>36618694
i meant upper body not other body

sorry son

>>36618673
i for one think it's sad that the goverment bends over backwards to bury MURDERS, when good honest folk can barely afford funerals

>>36618701
>I dont have iplayer
Yes you do grandma, everyone of the queens subjects can access the ip layer.

>>36618651
>if only because I see them less
Blacks are all over England, can't get away from them in Rochdale, London, Wigan. Whenever you interact with one you get the feeling they might throw a punch at any moment because of their tribal attitude.
>>36618663
The only good Pole is the one saying 'thank you, sir' after cleaning the shit out of my toilet.

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>>36617666
The only acceptable polo lad

>Old niggas mentally still in high school
>Since the tight jeans they ain't never liked you
>Pink-ass polos with a fuckin' backpack
>But everybody know you brought real rap back

>>36618673
He'd be well miffed lad.

>>36618743
I've literally only ever seen them in KFC. Moni, I'm going to be kind to you all evening. So you have at least one temporary fan. I hope that you will win me over, because you have my ear.

>>36618631
The self hate in English people is amazing. Blacks and Pakis commit way more crime than your chavs

>>36618743
>wrong trip
why does he do this?

is it pronounced speshees or spesees?

>>36618778
>you can't hate both

I've never met a bad nigger but I've met many bad chavs

>>36618778
I would be down for pakis, blacks and yourself to fight to the death for other peoples amusement, Deano.

>>36618744
>I even had the pink polo I thought I was kanye.

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>>36618648
>1066 A year to conquer england

Don't watch this lad, it was shit. Although it starred my brainfu it was full of gimmicks. Good basic retelling but it skipped around too much. Wouldn't know about the other two as it's not my area

>>36618778
I grew up in London and had way more trouble off whites than nigs or pakis. Obviously that's personal experience and i'm an entho-masochist on an industrial scale.

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>>36618694
last time I tried a push up I failed, I could do a few planks and stuff I guess
>>36618701
Monarchy by david starkey is on my to watch list

>>36618815
Thanks for the heads up. I'll probably watch the Richard one as I know very little about him besides the car park.

>>36618679
Is that an off-brand copy of the Sid Meier's version?

>tfw literally anyone who has been on Bitish tv has diddled kids

http://news.sky.com/story/former-jackanory-presenter-jailed-for-sex-assaults-on-young-boy-10854348

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post goblinfu's lads

>>36618868
I think I saw her at Glastonbury but it might have just been another generic female.

Why are students so insufferable lads? I say as I go to uni but still

>all my mates raging about the new increased course costs
>I couldn't give a toss because 1. it's only going up by 250 quid and 2. none of us even pay for it out of our own money

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>>36618824
>last time I tried a push up I failed

try doing them with support from your knees. eventually you will be able to do loads, stick at it.

>>36618890
>generic female.
I wouldnt exactly call her generic

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>>36618890
>generic female
>generic
>average
Where do you live, Norfolk?

>>36618893
>Why are students so insufferable lads?

because they are young and young people are fucking idiots.

i went to uni too late and it has pissed me off

I'm off to paint this fucking shed, it better not pissing rain or else the weather people will be getting a visit.

>>36618898
I only caught a glance but it did look like her so maybe it was. I know she went though.

>>36618861
>Some shota had Holly Wilgobooby grind on his lap

>>36618908
It was like 1 second lad after that I could only see the back

>>36618908
she is like a 5, maybe a 6. i do find her attractive though for some reason, i think its her playful nature.

> nhs budget goes up every year
> MUH CUTS

>>36618815
>gimmicks

Can't have the plebs getting bored now can you. Gotta make themselves feel like they're learning something

Same wank happens with Attenborough documentaries. They're borderline reality shows now.

>>36618819
>>36618791

You're either outright lying or non white. How many dead niglets did we just have in a week in London?

>>36618804
Haven't you got children to molest, Iqbal?

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Cheesecakes in the oven and i'm snacking on some pom bears. Wuu2 lads?

>>36619184
>tfw your best friend is a paki and you think his family stinks but you still get sucks off his sister when he is not around

>>36618819
UK children suffered sex abuse on 'industrial scale'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31691061

haha children getting gang raped by pakis is funny XD

>>36619184
>n-no one can have any personal experiences that go against what /pol/ told me

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lads this is the first time I've experienced grief as in death not breakups, my grandmother just died and i feel numb, like I'm sad but I'm not crying and my mum (not my grandmothers bloodline) is mad at me for not bawling yet...am I a bad person?

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>>36619221
>UK children suffered sex abuse on 'industrial scale'

>>36619235
Condolences anon. I was much the same when mine died. I was sad but didnt cry. You shouldnt have to 'prove' how upset you are.

>>36619234
I grew up in Queen's road, Peckham and it was a shithole full of violent niggers. Get real, we know you're a lefty chatting rubbish

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my surgery was 2 months ago now
it's weird because I'm a total sperg and I hate people, but I liked the attention I got
even from nurses doing obs at like 2 in the morning
and the anaesthetic was an experience, wish I could try that again

hope I never need surgery again, but kinda hope I get to
think I have munchausens or something

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>>36619184
>W-whites can't commit crimes!

>>36619250
How the fuck were people not at least a bit suspect about this guy? He looks like a wraith

>>36619235
No everyone experience death differently my dad didn't cry when his dad died doesn't mean he wasn't sad. Your mum's probably just upset

>>36619269
Were you the anon who had a tumour on his leg or something?

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>>36619250
How does he justify British children being raped by Pakistanis again? If those Pakis were not here, those children wouldn't have been raped.

>>36619235
Yea I find it hard to cry in moments like that. Usually end up breaking down when I'm done and reflecting on memories. Sorry to hear btw anon

>>36619268
>I think some blacks are fine
>that must mean I'm a liberal faggot
Sorry Fat Teddy mugged you

>>36616635
how do you only pay 30 for council tax.
i pay nearly 90 for single occupancy

Reminder that there is nothing funny about tiny little white children being probed by swarthy arabs

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>>36619292
that's me
apparently they had to leave a part of it in because it was too close to the nerve and cutting it out would risk losing sensation and motor function
and I like being able to walk

so I have to have it checked periodically to make sure it doesn't grow back

>>36619302
You are a liberal faggot. And a "fat teddy" is far more likely to mug someone than anyone else statistically

why did my mum let a paki cum inside her. i hate being half paki

>>36619221
A few years ago I would have cared about something like this, now I'm not sure I do.

They, their community and their parents believed everything they were told by normies, they scolded people like us for questioning it and not wanting anything to do with that bullshit. I dislike cynicism but at a certain point there is just no point caring. Normies gonna norm.

>>36616635
Transport costs. Clothing?

>>36619235
When my nan died I wasn't that sad at all but a couple of years after I got really depressed about it. I think it's called delayed grief. Your brain puts it off if there's other things piled up.

>>36619297
>thousands of children abused by white tv personalities
>covered up for decades
p-pakis are the problem here not our nations institutions generally not giving a shit about raped kids.

>>36619352
Sorry mate I'll look up my old school friends and ask they to act more niggerly to prove your point.

>>36619297
Any more stuff like that to share senpai? Am edging right now.

>>36619352
why are all the smartest people of today liberal, where are all the right wing academics?

check mate

Politics ruined britfeel

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>>36619370
Why import more? And Pakis are a massive problem. How does 7% of the population manage to commit 90% of all street grooming offences and 33% of ALL rape crime in the UK? One Paki poster here and even he's a nonce

Stop trying to deflect

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>>36619264
>>36619283
>>36619301
>>36619367
Thanks lads it means a lot to me even if you are all anons

What we listening to on this comfy friday evening lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeI1G46q0o

>>36619269
When I was in hospital, they kept obsessing over how pale I was

Really started to bother me

>>36619446
>631 teenagers over 5 years
Based. Teen roastie sluts BTFO.

>>36619297
Very proud of mummy may making sure these bad boys got punished.

>>36619467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ9YXMVjg-A

>>36619404
Imagine their screams as they were stretched out by Pakistani gentlemen for the first time

>>36619465
Don't worry about it m80 glad you're better

>>36619429
I know. Pretty sure we voted against this kind of talk as well.

>>36619487
I'm so jealous. Islam really is the only way to bring these young sluts to heel.

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Anybody here due an ESA medical assessment?

I have one next month.

The ironic thing is that when I went on a few years ago for social anxiety I was actually fine both mentally and physically, I was just lazy and wanted a free ride. Now I'm genuinely mentally unhealthy, suffer fatigue and tinnitus (ringing in ears) and they'll probably kick me off.

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>>36619468
they tried to get me to eat loads when I didn't want to
I gave in one day and had an apple pie and custard

Any of you lads reading anything at the moment?
I plan to start reading about 20 pages a day, not a whole lot but its a start. About to start The Castle by Kafka, I like his other stuff.

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>>36619302
Did someone say FAT TEDDY?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjfGfdUSE7Q

>>36619532
I had mine in december. I just refuse to make eye contact and scratch my self-harm scars a lot.

>>36619540
We're all reading right now. You're reading these words you dope

>>36619555
Found my work out song for today

I was buying a sandwich at tesco earlier and someone had left their cad in the self service thing. I handed it over to an employee but now I'm thinking I could of been /devilish/ and pay for my sandwich with it

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>>36619555
>having to pretend to hold a gun
our gangs are pretty gay desu

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>>36619578
BIG FUCK OFF TEDDY

>>36619598
it could have been someone rich but then again it could have been someone with not a lot of money either

>>36619560
top banter that lad, your teacher tell you that one?

>>36619618
In a situation like that you'd have to ask yourself what would FAT TEDDY do?

>>36619618
Yeah I probably would have regretted it
I'm too beta to be devilish

>>36619658
I'd rather steal from the shop itself th

>>36619644
I smell another forced meme being born

>>36619615
Just embarrassing. American gangs would laugh them off the streets.

>>36619674
Y.....you can't do that anon it's ..... ILLEGAL

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Fucking payday turns me into a consumer retard whore

Had to do a 10 minute presentation today. Did it in under 2 minutes. I eagerly await the bitching I receive next week.

>>36619688
Stealing from another person is illegal so it's no worse

>>36619697
>current year
>buying cds

>>36619675
Fat Teddy has already been a meme. Fat Teddy was a poster on the op but has been covered up

>>36619675
Is Fat Teddy the evil to the good of Sexy Kev?

>>36619540
I am currently reading Snow Country by Yasunari Kawabata~

>About to start The Castle by Kafka, I like his other stuff.
I finished The Castle a few weeks ago and it is my favourite of his works. The setting really makes it stand out compared to stuff like The Trial. Enjoy it anon!

>>36619706
I'm sure your argument will remain the same, but those are LPs

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>>36618355
Find the lack of waifu posts disturbing

>>36619697
>that shit taste in music
not even british just came in to the thread to tell you that.

>>36619540
I never used to enjoy reading but got into Murakami recently, I read Norwegian Wood last year and was reading about 50-80 pages a day. I always thought reading a 400-500 page book would take someone months but I did it in a couple days

>>36619706
>current year
>not recognizing a vinyl.

Tesco Meat Feast Pizza for dinner tonight lads, looking forward to it

>>36619697
>White dwarf

Bit racist desu.

>>36619727
Cool, you know my taste from a snapshot of 4 albums? You must be a special person

>>36619697
>grey knights
Excellent taste

>>36619697
>humanz
Just top yourself, you cunt

>>36619723
Eh. Not something I would do but I can see the appeal
>>36619732
delet this

>>36619676
american gang bangers are just as retarded

real crime syndicates laugh at both of them

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>>36619674
>got caught shoplifting when I was young
>was a really embarrassing moment for me because I was stealing almost 100 pounds worth of stuff from Toy's R Us
>the embarrassment of it all means I can't even bring myself to steal when I know it would be easy
>found a guy's wallet and didn't steal anything, can't even lie about using bags at a self-service checkout

It's an abstract kind of feel

>>36619753
Imperial Knights and Grey Knights are not the same thing

>>36619754
Mate there are plenty of other things I'd be better killing myself over

>>36619598
I left my card in a reader a few years back when I was using it to pay for a train ticket. Got a message on normiebook from some middle aged man telling me he found it and I can meet him in the town center to get it, was worried I'd get raped but turns out we were on the same train so I got it off him then and there, good bloke tbqh. Still cancelled the card incase he noted down my details though

>>36619727
>outkast bad taste

fuck off ya yank. you literally dont know music if you regard them as shit

>>36619761
That's true. The mexicans have been wiping them out without much trouble. Actually facing off against a ruthless cartel is a bit of a step up from a faggot with gold teeth who wants to be a rapper.

Just moved my cheesecake to a lower shelf and the whole top split. ffs lads its all ruined

>>36619753
>Grey knights

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>>36619712
I will shank kev up, ya get me senpai

>>36619761
>real crime syndicates laugh at both of them

Haha yeah, my local one always takes the piss out of them

>watching kitchen nightmares USA
>Gordon starts teaching the yanks how to make a good pizza
>starts calling them all tossers
Good stuff this

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>>36619802
Prepare to become a resting location for my backside.

- Kev x

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>>36619697
CARRROOOOLINEEEEEE
ALL THE BOYS WOULD SAY
SHE'S MIGHTY FIINNEEEE

>>36619788
I don't like stealing and I think I would only do it now if I felt I really needed to which would be a rare occurrence because I know the guy who runs the shop down the road from me and if you ask he will put stuff on a tab for you

>>36619792
yeah, lad. the gang bangers are at best buying drugs off real gangs and making them money while getting a small cut. most of them are fodder though fighting against other fodder

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>>36619844
some battyman ting kmt. come grove park, rude boy and man will bore you up

>>36619844
>that slag behind them
she'd get it

I reckon I could take Fat Teddy in a fight. He's probably not used to 1v1 and would tire quickly.

>>36619540
I've been reading /biz/ related books

Read Richest Man in Babylon. Interesting read. Gives basic personal finance advice. Save 10%, invest, compound interest etc.

Read Millionaire Fastlane. Phenomenal book (if you ignore the lamborgini masturbation bollocks), that gives you actual advice if you want to "make it", and actually disagrees with the "save 10%, invest" strategy of the earlier book. (tl;dr: You need to start a scalable business).

I'm reading "Choose Yourself" right now, which I'm finding really interesting, It also jumps heavily onto the "Start your own business" train, because you can't rely on company loyalty keeping you in a job any more, and companies are employing fewer and fewer people

I'm too much of a mentally ill, robot NEET to follow this advice, but it's interesting none the less.

>>36619844
Is this literally happening in a pub?