Why aren't you funny?
Girls like funny guys.
They do, but not more than people who are good-looking and aren't betas.
>>36625267
Girls don't like funny guys, girls think guys they like are funny.
I'm funny but in the "laughing at you" rather than the "laughing with you" sense :(
I am funny. Not objectively of course, but I value the relationships I gain that understand my subjective brand of black dark humor bordering on humorless parody. I hate being funny sometimes though. I'm very serious and I use "funny" as a way to hide my true intentions, feelings and nature and express myself like an almost cliche sad clown. I masquerade as light-hearted and deceive people into laughing at my own expense, unbeknownst to them. I'm finding it hard to decipher reality and fiction these days due to the constant show I put on for people, all just to be accepted. It's not me they're accepting anymore, it's just their thirst for that specific comforting lie being quenched. All the while I'm starving for something that's real. I don't feel accepted anymore, acceptance and socialization makes me feel alienated. I love making people laugh but it's hard to be funny when you want to kill yourself and every interaction is pushing you further and further away from anything real.
braap braap beeeniiis :-DDD
can I get vagina now?
>>36625337
Exactly, how to people not fucking understand this?
>>36625267
>tfw can't be funny until i know someone well enough
but afterwards almost every sentence i make is funny
and i don't know why the fuck
I just have a very poor sense of humor
>tried to be funny in College
>thought it was a fresh start so I could be the hilarious guy and people would be forced to like me
>came up with a bunch of good jokes I could make
>knew I needed a 'nickname'
>on the first day of class, dressed in a bright red shirt, with a white 'fez' tunisian hat
>idea was that I looked like a tube of toothpaste
>thought someone would comment on this and I could have the nickname 'Mr Toothpaste' or something similar
>went to class
>nbody commenting on how I look like toothpaste
>start to get desperate
>loudly say 'I look like toothpaste' in the middle of class
>people turn and look
>I apologise
>nobody mentions it again
I haven't made anyone laugh in about 8 years.
>>36626386
chuckled inaudibly
>>36626386
>loudly say 'I look like toothpaste'
Fucking kek. Please post a pic of the aforementioned fez as I desperately want this to be true
>>36626386
Well you made me laugh Anon. I hope you're serious because that's some top notch autism
>>36625712
>my subjective brand of black dark humor bordering on humorless parody
I can already tell you're not actually funny
>>36626526
Sounds like an advertisement for coffee