>Be a robot >Make a Tinder profile just to scope out gow

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This is some rough shit.

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And what impeccable taste!

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Sometimes a bot will slip through. I know they're fake because they're farther away than my specified range.

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Of course some are just unfortunate.

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At least there are totes awkward girls for us!

>>36649039
Canada is awful why do you loser pay 500 a month for a shitty Mobil plan?
And why are your women picky sluts?

>>36649073
Awkward is just a buzz word for the dumb ones.

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>Hey big boy, wanna go for a ride?

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>>36649100
>Take me, anon
>Make me feel like a natural woman

>>36649100
I'd swipe right tbqh.

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>In her face I saw that of a thousand damned Viet Cong gook bastards

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Could swear I've seen this picture before, anyone else?

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>Just trying to find my bf's account
>So I'll upload a bunch of slutty pocs of myself

See I'm in a small to mid sized uni town and once you run through all the college girls all you get are redneck degenerates, coalburners, and single mothers like OP. Basically everyone in this town that doesn't go to the college is whitetrash.

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This girl and the next one were both born from the same mare.

>>36649073
>unironically named Rhianna
>Boston """""Pizza""""""

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>>36649291
>You will never ask her "Why the long face"

>>36649273
The town I'm in is 45 minutes from the nearest college.

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Like pottery, etc.

>>36649349
> Diabetus Spastic Joe
> good taste

>>36649291
She'd be kinda qt if she kept her mouth closed.
I mean honestly, why? Maybe she just though it wouldn't be honest if she didn't show her awful teeth.

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>>36648939
That looks like a good braphog to me

>>36649200
This one seems cute, in a 55 kg kind of way.

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>>36649349
>pop punk and chill?
>plz don't have shitty music taste

>her definition of pop punk is probably blink-182, all time low, and green day

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>The Warheads Girl

>>36649457
I know, I just liked the dog's PTSD stare.

>>36649425
Oddly she shows her teeth in every single pic.

>>36648939
Where are you from, op!? I have seen all these girls before

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Is she saying that she is white, or that she acts white?

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My profile, before anyone questions my robot credentials.

>>36649541
Hanover, Ontario. U?

>>36649570
Shes saying she's half white half Hispanic, I think.

>>36649580
Dude whats wrong with your cheek? (if that's actually you)

>tfw they are a bunch of really awful women but you still can't get matches.

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WE HAVE TO START OVER

ABORT

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>>36649580
> 2nd picture

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>>36649623
Sometimes I break out into a weird rash thing. Hasn't happened yet this year though.

I didn't expect there to be so many Africans in my area. Like half of the black people have "Kenya/Ethiopia/Nigeria/etc -> Arizona". I guess it's because I live close to a college with a fair amount of international students in a state with a low population of African Americans as in descended from slaves.

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>>36649644
Full version for your viewing pleasure. I'm really proud of this pic.

>>36649488
>tfw no gf that loves Jawbreaker

>>36649580
Okay, weird. I'm from Hamilton. Not that close

>>36649648
I get something like that on the back of my hand sometimes.

>>36649672
Quick somebody turn this in a firced shitty mem

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>>36648939
real Skandinavien girl

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>>36649688
You must have it set to a very wide range, I only do 30 kilometres.

I want to make a fake profile but I need a name.

>swipe left if you voted Trump
>let's go on adventures
>I swiped right if you have a dog
Literally every profile.

>>36649720
Jonathan [or just John] Scrim

>>36649704
Fuck that's funny. The women look like alexi laiho.

>>36649720
Azog

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>>36649720
Adolf, it doesn't matter.

>>36648939
>make a Tinder profile
>literally all of them are stacies with the most disgusting personality traits possible
>end up only swiping right in one of about 20 girls

I must have swiped over thousands of women and I found only a handful I was even remotely attracted to

Time to go back to muh 2D I guess

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>>36649712
I can get all of those attributes but why the fuck do they want someone that likes dogs for their wedding date?
How is that a requirement?

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>>36649768
Tinder is for normies to get laid.

>>36649774
They are lying

>>36649774
So when you go to her place to fuck and the dog comes in and sticks his nose in your butt while your riding her she'll have an idea how you'll react.

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The irony just melts in your mouth.

>>36649758
That is a handsome person

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>>36649774
Not the Fast & Furious part?

>>36649774
>>36649916
Clearly it's a Fast & Furious-themed dog wedding.

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Bumping with CLASS

>>36648973
is she like a biker lesbian or something ?

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How could any man put up with this?

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Rest of my profile, why not.

Had a couple girls match but they never answer when I ask what was going through their minds when theu swiped right on me.

>>36648939
>>36649916
Who the fuck is attracted to this? Who actually pursues this in favor of other options?

>>36650130
>other options

The average guy needs to swipe right on basically every girl to have a shot.

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>When you find a seemingly decent one

>>36649570
she's saying she doesn't want other spics

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>And another, apart from the musician thing

>>36649580
>>36650097
wtf dude
this has to be bait

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>She does the slut name

Probably fake.

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Jesus fucking Christ. This screenshot started off at 2.1mb so I couldn't post it, and the file size kept getting bigger each time I cropped it until go to here.

Anyways, it must suck to be a conservative on Tinder.

You'll only find degenerates on that app.

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>>36650320
INDEED, IT IS ALMOST AS THOUGH I DELIBERATELY MADE MY PROFILE AS SHITTY AS POSSIBLE FOR COMEDIC EFFECT

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>>36649835
>not your typical basic bitch
>dog filter

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WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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>>36650372
There are three women on OkCupid within the same distance and age range, one of whom is this.

>>36649349
sneaky dee's is such a shithole

Fellow robot that just made Tinder got some decent girls around...but no matches. Eh.

What am I supposed to put in "About Me"? Have you matched with anyone, OP?

>all of these chicks are 20-23

found the problem.

>>36650411
That only works if you're somewhat normal looking.

t. normalfag

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>>36650483
Forgot to post pic.
Here's one.

>>36650500
Could tell you're one by your lack of reading comprehension. Made an account for shits and giggles.

>local tinder girls are just as shitty as op's
>still no matches two days in

I used to get tons of matches, I swear ever since tinder introduced boosts they've literally been paywalling less attractive guys so they won't be seen unless they get tinder plus

>>36650130
Chad and Tyrone. All that matters to those guys is the gash between them bitch legs.

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Christ i hate northern michigan

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>>36650511
It's amazing how the average female profile is three or four words, if any. Meanwhile guys have to craft that shit like a resume.

>>36650511
>salon and spa
100% a ho in stealth mode brah

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>>36650511
This one's in the Army. There's actually quite a few girls in the Military around here, but she was among the better looking ones.

All the girls are either out of my league or flat ugly.

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Wish I'd saved more of this girl, she seemed like a shutin. All of her pictures were taken in her room.

>>36650606
I didn't more than a sentence desu. I'm not expecting much. ...so when am I supposed to get a match?

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>>36650695
All about looks son.

I remember when some group surveyed 300 male and 300 female Tinder users. 240 of the women said they'd gotten laid through it, 50 of the guys did.

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>identity politics
>leftist

FUCK OFF, LIBSHIT. True Leftists don't give a fuck about identity politics. *zizek sniff*

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Scary how so many were underaged when they signed up.

>>36650411
i like the stuff youre doing anon
been a fan for many months

>>36650097
Hahaha, i fuckin love you. Gave me a good ole fashioned LOL

>>36650745
only slutty or lecherous girls use tinder, so it's not a fair representation of females as a whole. IE it's not related to any 80/20 rule.

>>36650844

pretty good chances, anon

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>>36650511
This is the only qt3.14 in the entire thread -- I don't feel so bad about being a khv wizard anymore. Thanks, OP.

>>36650844
You're attractive but you need good photos too

>>36650097
You might be a perfect posterboy for what a bot should be.

1/10 would buy a beer

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>>36650882
There are some hot ones but they have to be fakes.

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>>36650511
>>36650641
>>36650882
Best looking girl I've found so far...but I'm not delusional. Anybody want to see more? No lewds though...

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Someone posted this in a past thread/

>>36650862
>>36650890
Wow. Thanks guy. I'm sure you're pretty handsome too.

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>>36650979
I notice that like a quarter of these bitches claim to be really tall. Is it a lie to deter short guys?

>>36649672
An acceptable reaction image. Thanks boss.

>>36648939
Are the Men just as bad, Fembots?

>>36651013
I noticed down here too! Doesn't really deter me though. Just don't know why they feel the need to announce it.

>>36649488
>Tfw no gf who listens to sonic death monkey

Normies get off my board and go to soc. Reported and saged thread.

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>>36651046
It's shorthand for "Don't message me if you're short".

Even as a tall guy, heightism pisses me off.

>>36650064
>Hates most beards.

Well gee that is really just a deal breaker there.

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>>36650979
Another pic of Danielle...

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>>36651074
How the fuck is >>36650097 a normie in any way, shape, or form?

>>36651092
Well at least she's asking 5'10" and not fucking 6 foot like all the other shallow bitches.

>>36651092
All this time I thought 5'8 was a good height...

>>36651092
Most of them are probably clinical narcissists. Anyway. It's not like you're missing anything.

>>36651148
Just wear boots. It gives you like 2 inches extra height, based on the boots.

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>She's a "country girl"

How original.

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>>36649100
fair dinkum I'd love a sheila like that

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>>36651187
Another? Who'd have thunk?

I made a fake tinder with a pic from a rate thread on /soc/ and I swear to god nearly every single girl on there was fucking hot. It made me feel sad so I deleted the app. It was fun swiping left on 2/3 of the girls because I was picky af even tho I'm really super desperate and have no standards. A few girls matched me before I deleted it and I confessed to catfishing right away because I didn't want to be a dick and get their hopes up for nothing. This experience has made me slightly less afraid of making a tinder for real.

>>36648939
I feel like a lot of girls on tinder are either girls who accidentally had a baby or chubby girls with tall foreheads. All trash by the way.

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>>36651232
It really never ends! Kill me!

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>>36651240
Consider it an experiment. That's how I'm taking it...though, if I don't get a match vy tomorrow I'm deleting this shut.

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Looks like I found the fembot.

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>>36651289
What do you think of these girls?
>tfw all these girls in college with expectations while I'm a sheltered nobody NEET

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Angles can be deceiving, 1/2

>>36651322
Why the fuck is she even on Tindr. She sounds full of it desu

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>>36651364
2/2

Would still bang

>>36651354
Girls tend to flock to others of comparable attractiveness.

>>36649720
Mine fake profile is called Chad Goldberg.

>>36651354
Party girls who want nothing more than a 9/10 even though they aren't even close to one themselves.

Hence why they're single

t. femanon

>>36650844
Just lawl at people telling you that you have a good chance. Definitely not handsome, you look like a lesbian.

I'm not just some troll trying to hate for no reason either.

>>36651413
It should be a rule for at least one full body picture on the profile.

jfc that's deceiving.

>"by the time we get to the date they will already like me for who I am!"

>>36651451
Thanks senpai. Here's hoping that's what gets me a match!

>>36650844
wtf? thats me, how is that possible?

>>36651424
Nearly every girl in my highschool was like this when I left. It's really sad.

>>36649331
1% human 99% nose

>>36651530
Post pic bro. Maybe we were seperated at birth?

>>36650258
Legit whore's look in her eyes. The glass are fooling you, or what the fuck?

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A real life sad girl, guys
I think I could go for her.

Femanons, do you think I would have success if I put "I have a small penis so I'm good at eating you out" in my bio?

>>36651644
They always look the same. I was talking to a girl who browsed /pol/ and /b/ who was in my highschool who looks just like this.

>>36649800
Why would someone leave their fridge sitting by the pool?

>>36651305
That's how I thought of my catfishing until I realized what I stupid idea it was. Even when I was messaging girls with my fake tinder I felt extremely anxious (heart pounding, dropping feeling in stomach etc). Isn't that fucking stupid?

>>36651784
You're an Autist. Pretty normal, even under fake circumstances.

>>36651682
Maybe with a certain type of person

>>36651682
It's funny, and grills liek funny bios.

>>36651784
I can see you being anxious if you were using a pic of yourself, but...

>>36651682
Maybe someone who is into cuckoldry or femdom?

>>36651364
>>36651413
holy fucking shit
how is that even possible

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>>36649672
Hey hey dude you have some great meme potential. I can see it man. Will younbe my meme machine? I can take you places, my dude.

>>36651943
Man, I lose faith in women every time I see images like this. Seriously. They're going to find out you've got the surface area of a whale eventually.

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Op put this as your peofile pic and watch the bitches roll in. Just say it was an old you

>>36652095
Literally trying this right now.

>>36650097
Those are bots, you know that right?

Does super liking work? Or does it come off as desperate?

>>36651322
>fembot
No such thing. Young women do not know true loneliness.

For them being lonely is to be ignored by Chad while surrounded by friends and normal guys wanting to date her and hanging on their every word.

They do NOT understand loneliness.
Women only experience real loneliness if they hit their 50s childess and without having settled down. That's when the real loneliness kicks in, when the guys wanting to fuck them dry out and they realize what it's like for nobody to give you special attention just because you are female, and they experience what it means to be really alone like most men do in their youth.

This is why most single women in their 50s usually start getting many cats and/or go insane.

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>>36652358
You can only do it once a week or pay to do it more often...

>>36652336
Some weren't. They were plain girls with non-slutty bios and I recognized where some of the pictures were taken. I guess they swiped right indiscriminately.

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>>36652441
>intern at microsoft

I bet she is just Bill's relief girl

>>36650992
>asian

I swear its always the sub-par Asian girls who have the most arbitrary requirements. Though it works in their favor when they find some chump who's willing to stoop that low and put her on a pedestal and say "yes mistress I meet all of your standards now please let me have the opportunity to acknowledge your existence"

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I found this one but I suspect her to be a trap.

>>36652749
Covering the neck is a tranny tactic so yeah i'd say so.

>>36649252
You're missing the joke

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This girl was pretty cute, seemed a step up from the typical stacy slut

I used my super like on her

>>36653220
Fuck this tinder shit. I'm deleting mine. You should too.

>>36649349
>please don't have shitty music taste
>Ja Rule
fucking hell

>>36650097
Ive seen these photos and profile on here before.

>>36653220
Hear anything back from her?

>>36650371
It sucks even more to lean right but be socially liberal. Too right wing for the liberal girls, too liberal for the conservative girls

>>36650844
I think you're cute but I'm not a woman. Women on tinder are picky as hell.

>>36653658
Thank you. Eh, tried to smile and put in a little effort atleast. I deleted my Tinder though.

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>>36651644
Looks like a dream girl to me
Feels bad man so far from the waifus

>>36653539
is this the same guy that had some drama with a fembot? she posted pics of him jerking

>>36653539
He posted profile once or twice before.

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>>36650745
>Touch my butt and buy me pizza
>Not into hookups

>>36650371
no girl will turn down sex with you because of your political beliefs, if you're hot you'll get laid republican or not.

>>36650371
>been to 25 countries
What is it with normies and visiting so many countries by such a young age? How do they afford that shit and have the time?

>>36654182
Chad gets a job at his dad's company and can afford to travel with his girlsfriend(s).

>>36649758

Why are so many perfect jawlines wasted on trannies?

>>36650371
This actually pisses me off a little bit.

>>36650371
What are you, a drooling retard?

Convert it to a jpg

>>36653572

Liberal girls get wet for right-wing men. They spend all their time around cucked nu males so a conservative who's confident enough to be conservative around her is a sight for sore eyes. Just don't be all 14/88 gas the jews and she will be begging for your capitalist cock.

>>36653555
Of course not, it's only been less than an hour.

Unless of course the average time it takes for a girl to reciprocate your super like is lower than that in which case I wouldn't know.

>>36650371
>dissent

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I'm not getting shit

Is my profile bad?

>>36648939
This app isn't about personality though

>>36654572
Get a photo that includes other people in it and you're fine.

>>36649200

>Listed at my college.

Odd. The female population was pure shitskin last I checked.

>>36650097
Why would you ask them whats wrong with them? That's an instant turnoff for women

>>36654572
your 4th is awful
your smile seems too forced
other than that you seem cute

>>36651644
literally perfect as far as online matches can go

>>36650844
I have no idea what people are talking about here. Come on people, you're telling me that he has any chances? Guy looks like an egg. There isn't a single trace of masculinity on your face, it's a plain face. Keep in mind that the lack of defining characteristics in your face makes you lok like a child too.

No wonder why someone compared you to a lesbian. You're a legit 5.5/10 at best.

You're very boring looking. You should accept it instead of living in denial.

But the people in this thread telling you have chances weren't lying, you have chances, but with ugly girls at best.

>>36649073
>"socially awkward"
>using it ironically

>>36654611
B-but I don't have any friends to take photos with.

>>36649630
Walking case of borderline personality.

Are there any dating* apps that don't require facebook?
* = I know most of this shit is for hooking up

>>36650371
Why is EVERYTHING about politics with you Americans. Lolol

>>36654339
My motherboard is being repaired under warranty right now, my phone and my Chromebook are my only devices I can post from. Cropping the picture was easier than finding out how to convert png to jpg on Android.

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>>36654344
LMAO you naive retard.

>>36649570
tfw go to the same school

>>36655159

>He thinks women actually do what they say in regards to dating preferences

No, YOU naive retard

>>36655258
>he thinks women want to date people who voted for a man who bragged about sexual assault and de funded domestic violence support serviced

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>>36654778
Because I have no intention of meeting them and want funny conversation screencaps to share with my robros.

>>36654849
Gee, I wonder what you look like, anon.

>>36655159
>We interviewed 100 women on ACLU's campus

You got some fierce autism OP
How attractive are you? I'm guessing not very.

>>36649100
Oh... its a tranny.

>>36655322
What's autistic about sharing a laff over Tinder accounts?

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i-is she robot?

>>36655371
Pleb taste in media, but otherwise HNNNNG

>>36655072
Welp, guessing this is a no.

>>36649291
>Normies think this is cure because much body positivity and muh epic kawaii japan

>>36655322
Which one of these are you, sweetie?

>>36651232
If you can walk and talk you can go to Brock.

>>36649291
oh i see you are British.

>>36655371
Sounds too good to be true. If it is true she sounds nice though.

>>36654849
>That stream of insults, disbelief and a backhanded compliment.
Not that guy but if i didn't know any better i'd say you sound a bit jealous.

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>>36650064
>witch

Burn her!

>>36649758
Wish i had that jaw and chin.Fml

i used tinder for the last two months, i did get a fair number of matches but getting a conversation out of women is so fucking difficult.

Just deleted that shit, i don't have time for that bullshit right now.

>>36651232
"hey you guys" looking ass

>>36655416
I find it crazy that people can be shut-ins with plenty of time to develop taste and get interested in media that's further from the mainstream, and they still somehow manage to stay within the realm of normie shit. It seems like there are a lot of literal hikkis who still manage to have pleb taste in movies, shows, games, books etc. Especially girls.

>>36648939
I have tinder just to show screenshots to friends and turn down girls who ask for sex/collect matches.

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ask a stacy anything

>>36655630
All the men in that image are gays, nice try faggot.

>>36655630
Catfish game stronk

>These are the guys who get all the action on Tinder

>>36655630
How much semen do you ingest on the daily?

>>36655708
depends on how many chads are gangbanging me
I'd say between 10 and 12 liters

>>36649349
Why the fuck would I want to try and keep up with her? Does she really think she's that amazing?

>>36649570
>Is Hispanic.
>Claims to be white.
>Looks Indian.

>>36655371
she sounds like a pretty nice person. would match and message/10

I'm only now realizing how unusual a nice-seeming person is in the tinder universe and it i've developed a sudden longing.

>>36649570
She's making sure everyone knows she's Hispanic because she loses diversity points if people think she's only white.

On the flip side she's letting guys who may think she is a little too brown for their liking that she's got hopefully enough white in her for them to consider dating her.

>>36655371
If you dont use that Super Like on her I will find and destroy you.

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>>36650064
>that list
By God, Queen, and country, that is truly awful

>>36649570
She just wants white dick. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that she's "quirky."

>>36655630
only one of those guys is attractive

>>36655915
which one should I talk to?

>>36649331
i like her. i want to think shes 7 ft tall

>>36648989
>Fat Joe
Sounds like a store brand version of some more famous rapper.

>>36649916
Is she trying to show how strong and independent she is by giving the middle finger? Do guys find these sort of photos attractive? What is she thinking?

>>36655968
"No matter what I do in my pictures I'll still get laid"

>>36649073
>I'm socially awkward just look at all of these things I do for the attention of other people!
Now I understand why blacks hate wiggers.

>>36650097
KYS you waste of space.

>>36655940
the Mike in the top left

what opening lines do most of these guys use on you?

>>36650844
>>36651530
Hi bros, I thought it was me in that pic for a sec
holy shit

>>36655468
If you can use a fork you can go to York

>>36650844
looks like Johnny from Ed Edd n Eddy

>>36656032
A lot of them put "hi _____ :)"
some of them ask why I'm not smiling in my pictures, or they'll point out a picture that they like
I'll go back to Mike's profile and see if he's a douche or not

>>36656077
No shit, really? You guys too?

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>>36650747
fucking this, libturds turned the left into a cuckfest

>>36650747
WTF do they mean when they say 'please play nice'? Are they saying I can't criticise her on any of her bullshit and have to put her up on a pedestal?

>>36651013
i know lots of very tall girls, one in particular who will tell guys beforehand so theyre not shocked. is around 5'11 and went out with a guy who said he was also 5'11. he turned out to be...much shorter than her. oops

>>36656145
so we're 4 now?

>>36651644
Question is why would she want to go with you? She's pretty good looking.

>>36649672
>I'm really proud of this pic.
You should be.

>>36656287
I mean, Unless someone else comes out the woodwork...yeah, I guess so.

>>36652850
Not to mention the name is legitimately Benjamin.

Who cares. If you met one you like she wouldn't even reply anyway. If she did it'd be like 1-3 days later every single time because she's busy with some chad. Then after a few years of you not getting anywhere she'll suddenly like you after all those chads pumped and dumped her and you realize it wasn't worth the effort to even bother getting rejected.

>>36650844
Yeah..see, this is why I don't post. I'm sure you look decent in person but you aren't really photogenic.

>>36655072
I thought most. I'm on OKQupid, POF and OasisActive. All free, and create my accounts using an email and password, no need for facebook to join and use at all.

>>36655159
Nothing more than online propaganda, IRL women are different, just get them drunk.

https://youtu.be/RQX31QqKfBk

ultimate tinder guide

>>36649800
>>36650458
and pretty much every other girl in this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KwjDwt5m3w

>>36656466
Wait you need a Facebook account for Tinder?

RIP me

>>36649039
Look at that, a case of the crazy eyes.

>>36656005
That's probably the truest shit I've ever read.

>>36656554
>tfw no thicc yandere canadacuck gf

>>36656012
Because if your profile is true than a waste of space is what you are. But you can always improve yourself if you want.

>>36656530
Dude, just make a throwaway email and link it to your Facebook; it's not that hard. When your done you can just deactivate your account. If you want to make a Tinder then just do it.

>>36656466
10/10 deadpan humor, I like that he managed to sneak legitimate advice in.

>>36654572
Yes, you have 0% chance at getting Stacy. The ugly girls might not even go for you. That's just how it is man, no bullshit.

>>36654914
You will not make it.

>>36654849
I just want to back this anon up here because faggots will STILL try to lie to the OP about his attractiveness just to protect his feelings and keep him in denial for a few more months.

Fuck you shits. You are not helping.

>>36649073
Fuck that made me chuckle.

>>36655278
>he thinks this shit actually goes through women's minds when interacting with hot guys

>>36656819
You're not helping either though.

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>>36650606
it looks like she knows she's ugly and just wants love

I'm feeling sad for her now

>>36654572
Archery is pretty cool, you ought to mention it in your bio if you still do it. You have a good smile and jawline too. You probably have a chance, you seem like a decent dude.

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>>36655529
>getting a conversation out of women is so fucking difficult
can any other cyborgs or robots attest to this. it's been my experience as a robot but I'm not so sure if it's just me, and what I like talking about

>>36656890
She actually didn't look QUITE as bad in her other pics.

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Guess I'll contriboot OP

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>>36655818
Women's sexual strategies are truly fascinating when you really think about it, especially when you consider the fact that large amounts of it is unconscious or cognitively repressed maneuvering

>>36650307
>self employed singer
Just say broke.

>>36657013
Indeed, much of the time they aren't even trying to be bitches. In their minds, their unreasonable demands aren't cunty.

>>36656989
>19
>Looks 38
But how

>>36651240
Don't feel bad for them. They have hundreds of matches, and even if you set up a meeting with them, they'll ghost you for Chad.

>>36656989
The choker is the cherry on top, jesus christ.

>>36649674
decided to give them a listen, just picked the first thing that popped up (fireman), pretty good. where should i start with them and is there anything else you listen to like them?
i'm not a girl btw. sorry anon :^(

>>36655887
>>36655818
>>36655769
>>36655221
>>36650301
>>36649592
you are all retarded and/or out of touch. "basic white girl" refers to a personality with normalfags. it is the queen normalfag personality among normalfags, basically. she is not white or half-white (or maybe she is, i don't know or care, but she's definitely not saying that she is), she is essentially saying that she is vapid and not worth paying attention to by calling attention to and making her ineptitude a point of pride.

>>36656875
Acknowledging the truth is helpful

>>36657156
>or maybe she is, i don't know or care, but she's definitely not saying that she is
>I might be wrong but I'm right

>>36657157
It's just a string of insults, not any better than a string of compliments.

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>>36657249
Whatever you want to believe. The message has been communicated.

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>>36657285
bevhblae

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>>36657295
ebhvelshvb

>tfw live in one of the affluent parts of LA county and all the girls are out of my league.

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>>36657304
wir47

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>>36657340
>women think this works

>>36649672
This pic is golden, Anon

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>>36657377
&6wbckc

>>36657377
So you're a narcissistic normie trying to make us feel bad?

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>>36657395
I'm a fellow robot trying to get you to swallow the black pill.

only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything

>>36657321
Your shit has been thoroughly fucked.

>>36657221
the point was that she's not trying to say that she's white/half white

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lel and let let

>>36656950
most women will only chat if you look hot. If not then they just want you to tell them they're beautiful and you want to take them out and they don't have to worry about paying and all that shit. Treat them like they're 5 years old and you're their Daddy who'll do all the work while they tag along and feel special. You better have a car and a driver's licence too

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>>36657848
thnx for the tipp

what a world we live in

>>36649672
I am going to repost this eventually, friend.

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>Netflix:DDDD omg

Why do they include that as if its a good thing?

>>36655283
The bottom left looks like Randy from my name is earl.

>>36657046
Oh shit, I thought that the choker was an extra chin!

>>36650556
he's implying you're ugly dude and even if you didn't 'ironically' make your pictures god awful, your otherwise normal looking pictures would suffice as a deterrent to the female population. could tell you're autistic by your lack of social intuition behind implied texts.

ie. you didn't need to pretend to be cringe worthy, you are already.

>>36659237
But that wouldn't be funny to show everyone.

the first time I posted my Tinder profile,
someone uploaded it to 9gag and it got like 2000 upvotes

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would you, /r9k/?

shes qt

>>36659416
She doesn't look like a Wyatt to me.

>>36659416
>New York University
NOPE

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>>36659430
Wyatt is an unisex name

>>36659416
That is the most attractive Wyatt I've EVER seen. Halal if you hear me!

>>36659450
But is it a sandnigger name?

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>>36659416
>hijab
>on tinder

>>36649252
The description is a cover in case her bf finds her on here. She still gets her precious attention and can take things as far as she wants to with all her orbiters.

>>36659498
ive seen some legit ones

but they were from Malaysia or some shit

>>36659416
Only if she lets me wear a hajib like hers covering all but my face or lets me wear a nice dress out in public. Bet she'll be like ewww I don't a men who dresses like that ewww I want a real man who dresses normal.

>>36649774

Because they're actually looking for boyfriends but are too vain to admit it.

>>36659499
Fuck that's smart. If I was a cunt I'll do the same on my profile if I had a girlfriend.

>>36648939
>Kat
How to spot a whore 101

>>36656009
But they don't. Robots are just being assholes for no reason because we don't want to forgive the normies now that they're on our side, nerds just like us.

Blacks just hate their enemy, the actual whites.

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>>36649835
>Not your typical basic bitch
Press (X) to doubt

>>36650258
>decent
>uses Tinder
Pick one

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>>36650064
>Witch
That's heresy

serious question

out of shape NEET kissless virgin no friends here. I want to make a tindr just to see what's out there, who knows maybe someone will message me. Problem is I'm worried girls who know who I am will see. There's even one who lives on my road. How do you guys with social anxiety get the balls to make a profile?

>>36654572
Change your bio instead of hirstory nerd to ima big history bitch or I'm a slut for history, I love history's cock

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>>36649835
>not your typical basic bitch

>>36659982
Its the internet. Who the fuck cares?

>>36649252
2 things
1. Either she's using the Boyfriend thing as a ploy incase her BF finds her
2. She found her BF after she used tinder, so when she reactivated, all old stuff still there

>>36649488
>tfw no Panic! At the Disco gf
am...am I doing it right?

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>>36660754
Now which songs are we talking here?

>>36660788
the only difference.......

I write songs not....

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>>36660821
>I write songs
>songs
You don't deserve a P!ATD gf

>>36649570
Is this the future of America? A bunch of Hispanics LARPing as white?